The Land of the Free: American Political Roleplay (IC II)

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Senator Augusta Merriam
@NHSenatorMerriam

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Adding to a long list of things Bernard Porter should have kept to himself, like his sense of dress and his political inclinations, come his latest debate stage comments. #PorterCame

[Velahor]

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John Logan Ruler
@SonOfRuler

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"I came to join this campaign." What does that even mean?

Liked and retweeted by @LadyLiberty

Katrina Paulson-Thomas
@LadyLiberty

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#PorterCame

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

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Karen Brookshire
@BrookshireGal

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No one cares you came Bernie! #PorterCame

OOC: The satire account once more.

Bernard J. Porter
@FascistinChief

I have promised to put America first in my campaign. But I say this: I come first, America comes second. I always come first, after all. #PorterCame

[The Orion Islands]

Colbert Twitter @EverittRigbyColbert
“Is Porter drunk, high, or both?”
“Proud of Governor Abernathy and his purge of Communist indoctrination.”
“It appears that Porter’s satire account is the real account of a sorry excuse for a human being.”

[The Orion Islands]

Senator Colbert: “Yes, we end this feud for the sake of the Republican Party.”

Paulson: “It’s settled then. Senator Colbert, despite any bad blood this has caused, I encourage you to let me know if there is anything you need in the House. We’re on the same team here, so I am glad to work with you. Will that be everything?”

“Would you consider helping with the passage of the Stop Chinese and Russian Imperialism Act?”

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Colbert Twitter @EverittRigbyColbert
“Is Porter drunk, high, or both?”
“Proud of Governor Abernathy and his purge of Communist indoctrination.”
“It appears that Porter’s satire account is the real account of a sorry excuse for a human being.”

Bernard J. Porter
@FascistinChief

How did you manage to have the same last name as a comedian and still be so bland and humourless?

[Velahor]

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Senator Augusta Merriam
@NHSenatorMerriam

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Adding to a long list of things Bernard Porter should have kept to himself, like his sense of dress and his political inclinations, come his latest debate stage comments. #PorterCame

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Karen Brookshire
@BrookshireGal

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No one cares you came Bernie! #PorterCame

Both liked and retweeted by @LadyLiberty

[Main Nation Ministry]

Mike Montgomery
Internet

Montgomery's son Mike, who was dicking around Twitter come upon the #PorterCame hashtag. Wanting to join in on the fun, he decided to create seperate but related hashtags for the sake of trolling.

#NoFapNovemberCameEarlyThisYear

#CantStopComing

"Hehe. If I get Pornhub to use this, I be a celebrity." Mike thought, as he sent the two hashtags on Twitter.

[Agarntrop]

John Atang @JohnAtangNY3 I feel sorry for whoever has to clean Ex-Sec. Porter's bedsheets, there must be a lot of stains that are quite hard to scrub out....... #PorterCame

Tweet IC deleted

[Puertollano]

Williams Campaign Office, Brooklyn, New York City

Tracey was a bit confused.

"John and I are engaged, we have been since earlier this year. Weren't you at the engagement party? Anyway, we're in a committed relationship, with us possibly getting married in a year or so. Will this be a problem Senator?"

"No, it won't be a problem. Will Donaldson be providing campaign funds towards your election?"

[Kargintina the Third]

(Image) John Atang @JohnAtangNY3 I feel sorry for whoever has to clean Ex-Sec. Porter's bedsheets, there must be a lot of stains that are quite hard to scrub out....... #PorterCame (Image)

Earl Tenson @MTAtLarge You just had to take the joke to the next level, didnt you.

[Puertollano]

(Image) John Atang @JohnAtangNY3 I feel sorry for whoever has to clean Ex-Sec. Porter's bedsheets, there must be a lot of stains that are quite hard to scrub out....... #PorterCame (Image)

Randy Cramp @RandyCrampy You are a disgrace of a Congressman! And the loony Democrats want to put you in charge in the House!

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

(Image) John Atang @JohnAtangNY3 I feel sorry for whoever has to clean Ex-Sec. Porter's bedsheets, there must be a lot of stains that are quite hard to scrub out....... #PorterCame (Image)

Bernard J. Porter
@BerniePorter

You can just see the mature, sensible leadership presented by the Democratic Party.

[Jovuistan]

Crawford texted Atang

Can you not?

[Agarntrop]

Crawford texted Atang

Can you not?

Sorry, I didn't think it would cause much bother.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

James Burgun
@RoughRiderGov
The corrupt Democrats and RINOs have nothing better to add to this conversation that childish insults and sex jokes about Sec. Bernie Porter! They have nothing of substance. SAD! It goes to show how afraid of Sec. Porter they are.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Bernard J. Porter
@BerniePorter

This is why Americans don't have faith in their government anymore. Instead of actual criticism, you instead choose to resort to cheap, shameful sex jokes. Shame on all of you who have thus far participated in a great mockery of our political system. This is why this country needs a new leader, a fresh face, away from the salacious swamp that is Washington.

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Dr. Katherine Edwards
@GeorgiaKathyE

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The persistent Twitter mockery of a distinguished General and public servant exposes just how much the Democrats hate and hold contempt for our servicemen, our veterans, and the defense of these United States. It is a sign of why it is so important to vote them all out next year! America awake, and vote out the saboteurs!

[Puertollano]

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Dr. Katherine Edwards
@GeorgiaKathyE

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The persistent Twitter mockery of a distinguished General and public servant exposes just how much the Democrats hate and hold contempt for our servicemen, our veterans, and the defense of these United States. It is a sign of why it is so important to vote them all out next year! America awake, and vote out the saboteurs!

Randy Cramp liked and re-tweeted.

[Jovuistan]

Richard Slater @SenatorRSlater Atang deleted his disgusting tweet so here's what he willingly wrote and put out for all of the world to see. Just gross and unbecoming of an elected official. Perhaps more censures are in order? (Screenshot of Atang's tweet)

[Greater Arab State]

(Image) Richard Slater @SenatorRSlater Atang deleted his disgusting tweet so here's what he willingly wrote and put out for all of the world to see. Just gross and unbecoming of an elected official. Perhaps more censures are in order? (Screenshot of Atang's tweet)

Liked and retweeted by @RepresentativeVolker.

[Dentali]

Nate Richardson
@GovernorRichardson

This is a childish and inappropriate twitter trend that should not be spread by people who call themselves leaders of the country.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

James Burgun
@RoughRiderGov
The corrupt Democrats and RINOs have nothing better to add to this conversation that childish insults and sex jokes about Sec. Bernie Porter! They have nothing of substance. SAD! It goes to show how afraid of Sec. Porter they are.

(Image) Richard Slater @SenatorRSlater Atang deleted his disgusting tweet so here's what he willingly wrote and put out for all of the world to see. Just gross and unbecoming of an elected official. Perhaps more censures are in order? (Screenshot of Atang's tweet)

(Image) John Atang @JohnAtangNY3 I feel sorry for whoever has to clean Ex-Sec. Porter's bedsheets, there must be a lot of stains that are quite hard to scrub out....... #PorterCame (Image)

Randy Cramp @RandyCrampy You are a disgrace of a Congressman! And the loony Democrats want to put you in charge in the House!

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Dr. Katherine Edwards
@GeorgiaKathyE

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The persistent Twitter mockery of a distinguished General and public servant exposes just how much the Democrats hate and hold contempt for our servicemen, our veterans, and the defense of these United States. It is a sign of why it is so important to vote them all out next year! America awake, and vote out the saboteurs!

Liked and Retweeted by Bernie Porter

[Dentali]

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Dr. Katherine Edwards
@GeorgiaKathyE

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The persistent Twitter mockery of a distinguished General and public servant exposes just how much the Democrats hate and hold contempt for our servicemen, our veterans, and the defense of these United States. It is a sign of why it is so important to vote them all out next year! America awake, and vote out the saboteurs!

liked and retweeted by nate richardson

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Nate Richardson
@GovernorRichardson

This is a childish and inappropriate twitter trend that should not be spread by people who call themselves leaders of the country.

Liked and Retweeted by Bernie Porter