The Land of the Free: American Political Roleplay (OOC III)

by **Titanne** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:14 am

Velahor wrote:
Titanne wrote:Oh, yeah, that’s what I was thinking. The character will probably be female, but I’m not sure what else to make her.

I’m pretty sure we have way more female Republicans than IRL...

Yeah, you’re probably right...

Maybe they’ll be some other form of minority then, maybe Latino?

by **Velahor** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:14 am

Solomons Land wrote:
Velahor wrote:
I’m pretty sure we have way more female Republicans than IRL...

Does the sex really matter?

Yes. The GOP has a disadvantage with women voters and female representation in office. That disadvantage should be applied to sitting politicians.

But sex doesn’t really matter if you’re just applying for someone to run for a seat, not an actual officeholder.

by **New Cobastheia** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:15 am

Solomons Land wrote:
Velahor wrote:
I’m pretty sure we have way more female Republicans than IRL...

Does the sex really matter?

Considering how it, as well as race, does in the IRL demographics of Washington... it probably does

by **Velahor** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:16 am

Titanne wrote:
Velahor wrote:
I’m pretty sure we have way more female Republicans than IRL...

Yeah, you’re probably right...

Maybe they’ll be some other form of minority then, maybe Latino?

Latino would be perfect.

IRL Gardner is pretty party-line on everything other than immigration, so it’s a good fit.

by **Velahor** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:20 am

The next Paulson speech reveals another target demographic for her...any guesses?

by **Federal States of Xathuecia** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:20 am

Velahor wrote:
Titanne wrote:Yeah, you’re probably right...

Maybe they’ll be some other form of minority then, maybe Latino?

Latino would be perfect.

IRL Gardner is pretty party-line on everything other than immigration, so it’s a good fit.

Probably should add an excuse as to why he didn’t help out Brookshire.

by **Gordano and Lysandus** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:21 am

Velahor wrote:The next Paulson speech reveals another target demographic for her...any guesses?

Basement dwellers?

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:22 am

Federal States of Xathuecia wrote:
Velahor wrote:
Latino would be perfect.

IRL Gardner is pretty party-line on everything other than immigration, so it’s a good fit.

Probably should add an excuse as to why he didn’t help out Brookshire.

Here's one that'll add a weakness: he broke his spine, was still hospitalised during the special election and is now crippled and possibly addicted to painkillers.

by **Meelducan** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:22 am

Planning on ending the confirmation hearing today, ask yo questions now.

by **Velahor** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:23 am

Federal States of Xathuecia wrote:
Velahor wrote:
Latino would be perfect.

IRL Gardner is pretty party-line on everything other than immigration, so it’s a good fit.

Probably should add an excuse as to why he didn’t help out Brookshire.

Colorado is the healthiest state...maybe not-Gardner is a fitness buff?

by **Solomons Land** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:23 am

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:
Federal States of Xathuecia wrote:Probably should add an excuse as to why he didn’t help out Brookshire.

Here's one that'll add a weakness: he broke his spine, was still hospitalised during the special election and is now crippled and possibly addicted to painkillers.

That seems a bit harsh. He could just be spiteful of the Republican establishment, or have a personal feud with Brookshire.

by **Velahor** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:24 am

Gordano and Lysandus wrote:
Velahor wrote:The next Paulson speech reveals another target demographic for her...any guesses?

Basement dwellers?

I’d say her competition with Porter for the basement-dweller vote is going pretty smoothly

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:24 am

Velahor wrote:
Gordano and Lysandus wrote:
Basement dwellers?

I’d say her competition with Porter for the basement-dweller vote is going pretty smoothly

4chan vs Reddit...FIGHT!

by **Solomons Land** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:25 am

Meelducan wrote:Planning on ending the confirmation hearing today, ask yo questions now.

No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:26 am

Solomons Land wrote:
Meelducan wrote:Planning on ending the confirmation hearing today, ask yo questions now.

No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

Calm down, don't be impatient.

by **Jovuistan** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:27 am

Solomons Land wrote:
Meelducan wrote:Planning on ending the confirmation hearing today, ask yo questions now.

No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

Gordano found dead.

by **Main Nation Ministry** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:27 am

Is the war on Iran starting to happen?

by **Gordano and Lysandus** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:32 am

Solomons Land wrote:
Meelducan wrote:Planning on ending the confirmation hearing today, ask yo questions now.

No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR

by **New Cobastheia** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:33 am

Gordano and Lysandus wrote:
Solomons Land wrote:
No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR

*BigBrainBoi Lazer Eyes*

by **The World Capitalist Confederation** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:33 am

Gordano and Lysandus wrote:
Solomons Land wrote:
No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR

Gordano angri

by **Titanne** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:33 am

The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:
Federal States of Xathuecia wrote:Probably should add an excuse as to why he didn’t help out Brookshire.

Here's one that'll add a weakness: he broke his spine, was still hospitalised during the special election and is now crippled and possibly addicted to painkillers.

Actually, I was thinking of his excuse being along those same lines of sickness or injury. I don’t know if that extremity is necessary, but I like it.

by **Sanabel** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:37 am

We have too many moderate Republicans as is. If you make Not-Gardner I’d ask that he remains a normal party line conservative on most issues

by **Sanabel** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:38 am

Titanne wrote:
The World Capitalist Confederation wrote:Here's one that'll add a weakness: he broke his spine, was still hospitalised during the special election and is now crippled and possibly addicted to painkillers.

Actually, I was thinking of his excuse being along those same lines of sickness or injury. I don’t know if that extremity is necessary, but I like it.

The simplest answer is that he literally does not have time to stop campaigning/fundraising/working on constituent cases in order to win in 2020

That’s the excuse I’ll use for my Alabama guy not campaigning for Shah

by **Meelducan** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:39 am

Solomons Land wrote:
Meelducan wrote:Planning on ending the confirmation hearing today, ask yo questions now.

No one really cares about this dude. Can we just vote?

They should care, he's going to be Secretary of Defence

by **Titanne** » Thu May 28, 2020 10:39 am

Sanabel wrote:We have too many moderate Republicans as is. If you make Not-Gardner I’d ask that he remains a normal party line conservative on most issues

Yeah, he’ll be party line on most things, just not immigration, I’d say.

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