XXX.V.MDCCLXV
30 May 1765
Kejserlig slottet
Stockholm, Sweden
Stockholm, Sweden
Indented sections written by Pasong Tirad
Karl XIVEmperor of Sweden
The Irishman had been granted his audience, and now stood before the Emperor as a criminal pleading his own case against a heartless judge.
“Your Imperial Majesty, I wish I were coming to your magnificent Empire in better times. Unfortunately, that is not the case, for I have been appointed by my King John as minister plenipotentiary for the express purpose of asking – no, begging you for aid.
“Our kingdom is in great peril, your Imperial Majesty. The Catholic kingdoms of Leinster and Connacht, and the Anglican kingdom of Munster conspire to bring down the peace and stability that has endured in Ireland for the past fifty years.
“We have been threatened with invasion by England, if their king is not crowned the High King of Ireland, and we have reason to believe that the kingdoms of Connacht and Leinster are conspiring with the Holy Roman Empire and with the Kingdom of Brittany, respectively.
“Furthermore, a nation we believed to be our friend, the French, have stated plainly that they will aid no kingdom.
“And so, we come to you, your Imperial Majesty, with but a single plea: Help us take the High Kingship, by force if necessary. Ireland is a small island, and no one kingdom has a significant army. Even the smallest Swedish regiments, we feel, will have no problem trampling through the kingdoms of Munster, Leinster and Connacht.
“And in return, we offer you our nomination for the High Kingship. With several decisive military victories, no kingdom would dare say no to you or a member of your royal family becoming the next High King of the Rebel Isle.”
“Our kingdom is in great peril, your Imperial Majesty. The Catholic kingdoms of Leinster and Connacht, and the Anglican kingdom of Munster conspire to bring down the peace and stability that has endured in Ireland for the past fifty years.
“We have been threatened with invasion by England, if their king is not crowned the High King of Ireland, and we have reason to believe that the kingdoms of Connacht and Leinster are conspiring with the Holy Roman Empire and with the Kingdom of Brittany, respectively.
“Furthermore, a nation we believed to be our friend, the French, have stated plainly that they will aid no kingdom.
“And so, we come to you, your Imperial Majesty, with but a single plea: Help us take the High Kingship, by force if necessary. Ireland is a small island, and no one kingdom has a significant army. Even the smallest Swedish regiments, we feel, will have no problem trampling through the kingdoms of Munster, Leinster and Connacht.
“And in return, we offer you our nomination for the High Kingship. With several decisive military victories, no kingdom would dare say no to you or a member of your royal family becoming the next High King of the Rebel Isle.”
Although he did not appear outwardly to hearken to Henry Conway’s carefully chosen words, Karl absorbed each intently. In fact, the Emperor gave every appearance of paying the Irishman no mind, examining his fingernails or gazing out of the palace’s high windows as Conway spoke. There was a long pause after Ulster’s plenipotentiary finished his introductions, and Karl continued to avert his eyes from him.
At last, when the silence became nearly unbearable for the Irishman, Karl spoke, still not affording the man a glance.
“We express Our sincerest condolences to the good Protestant people of Ulster,” he said calmly, “but are afraid that Swedish intervention in their affairs is a distant prospect.” Without further explanation, Karl relaxed further into his comfortable throne. For one, brief moment, his blue eyes flashed upward, and he regarded Conway, eager to see if he would give up or persevere.
It took all of Conway’s power to hide the expression of disappointment that, for a brief moment, flickered through his face. He was a military man, and hiding his emotions from his peers was second nature to him – but Emperor Karl was not that. He was not a war-weary captain or a disgruntled lieutenant. He was the one of the most powerful men in Europe, and Conway could say nothing in reply.
But Conway did not leave the room. He let the silence linger as his thoughts whirred, thinking of new ways to try and argue his way out of regaining the upper hand.
When the silence became just as unbearable as the last, Conway spoke again, his voice shaking a little at the prospect of trying to argue with an emperor.
“With all due respect, your Imperial Majesty, I hope you are not overestimating how effortless it would be for a Swedish army to invade and occupy Ireland.
“The kingdoms of Munster, Leinster and Connacht combined will not be able to muster more than 1,000 regulars each, and each kingdom’s militias and conscripts will number no more than four to five times that amount. Save for fighting amongst themselves and suppressing revolts from disgruntled peasants, the island has not had any real conflict since the previous century.
“A single regiment of your greenest musketeers would take Dublin in a heartbeat. A single brigade of your most inexperienced dragoons and lancers would be able to ride through the entirety of the Rebel Isle in a week. From Belfast to Cork.
“If the Good Lord had sought it fit to grant me powers of divining events that are to happen, I could almost confidently assure your Imperial Majesty that, with a decently-sized and properly supplied force, good terrain and capable leadership, your rule would be all but guaranteed.
“And so, I must ask your Imperial Majesty, with the utmost humility and deference to your unmatched knowledge, is there a chance that His Imperial Majesty may reconsider their position?”
But Conway did not leave the room. He let the silence linger as his thoughts whirred, thinking of new ways to try and argue his way out of regaining the upper hand.
When the silence became just as unbearable as the last, Conway spoke again, his voice shaking a little at the prospect of trying to argue with an emperor.
“With all due respect, your Imperial Majesty, I hope you are not overestimating how effortless it would be for a Swedish army to invade and occupy Ireland.
“The kingdoms of Munster, Leinster and Connacht combined will not be able to muster more than 1,000 regulars each, and each kingdom’s militias and conscripts will number no more than four to five times that amount. Save for fighting amongst themselves and suppressing revolts from disgruntled peasants, the island has not had any real conflict since the previous century.
“A single regiment of your greenest musketeers would take Dublin in a heartbeat. A single brigade of your most inexperienced dragoons and lancers would be able to ride through the entirety of the Rebel Isle in a week. From Belfast to Cork.
“If the Good Lord had sought it fit to grant me powers of divining events that are to happen, I could almost confidently assure your Imperial Majesty that, with a decently-sized and properly supplied force, good terrain and capable leadership, your rule would be all but guaranteed.
“And so, I must ask your Imperial Majesty, with the utmost humility and deference to your unmatched knowledge, is there a chance that His Imperial Majesty may reconsider their position?”
At the mention of war, of militia and regulars, of dragoons and musketeers, of terrain and supply, Karl’s head shot up, and his eyes fixed on Conway with startling intensity. There could be no doubt now that he was intrigued by Ulster’s proposition.
“Your confidence must be genuine, Mr. Conway,” Karl said, “for you would surely never lie to Us. Tell Us, Mr. Conway, if a single brigade could conquer Éire in but a week, what could be accomplished by a Swedish army of, say, 10,000 men?”
There was no Lord High Chancellor at Karl’s side to dissuade him from rash action. It was a dangerous moment for Sweden, but perhaps a stroke of good fortune for Ireland.
Conway’s jaw dropped. An army of 10,000 men would be a force that nobody in Ireland would have ever seen in their lifetimes – not since the Confederate wars in the previous century. Peasant revolts and the occasional religious conflicts barely even contain a thousand combatants.
“Ten thousand? Your Imperial Majesty, I… such a force would be unheard of…” He was flustering. He noticed this and tried to correct himself, but he knew it was too late. The imaginary offer of a 10,000-strong army to help support Ulsterian claims to the High Kingship would be a fantastic boon.
“Your Imperial Majesty, we are going through a difficult winter, as you may well know, so provisioning a force of 10,000 soldiers would be very difficult. But, if supply were not a problem, an army of 10,000 men would be catastrophic for any opposing force. It would be more than enough to conquer and hold Dublin, Galway and Cork all at the same time, and it would definitely be enough to strong-arm the three other kingdoms into submitting to your rule.”
“Ten thousand? Your Imperial Majesty, I… such a force would be unheard of…” He was flustering. He noticed this and tried to correct himself, but he knew it was too late. The imaginary offer of a 10,000-strong army to help support Ulsterian claims to the High Kingship would be a fantastic boon.
“Your Imperial Majesty, we are going through a difficult winter, as you may well know, so provisioning a force of 10,000 soldiers would be very difficult. But, if supply were not a problem, an army of 10,000 men would be catastrophic for any opposing force. It would be more than enough to conquer and hold Dublin, Galway and Cork all at the same time, and it would definitely be enough to strong-arm the three other kingdoms into submitting to your rule.”
Karl smiled slightly, amused by Conway's shocked reaction. "Perhaps you are right, Mr. Conway. We certainly wouldn't want Our soldiers to scare the enemy into submission before all of the fun is over. In any case, the winter is cold and Our ministers miserly, so We expect a number half that size could be allocated to your Kingdom." And in return, the High Kingship of the Emerald Isle. But to whom should Sweden award these spoils? The most reasonable options were to either claim the title for himself or award it to one of his kinsmen— after all, what would be the point in Swedish intervention if a Swede were not crowned High King?
It was a difficult question, one best resolved in council with his ministers and at a point when the outcome of the conflict was already decided— because, for all their talk, it was probable that nothing would ever come of this.
"Mr. Conway," Karl continued, "We shall discuss the matter further with Our ministers before making any official promises... But know that We are interested in Ulster. Very interested."
Your Imperial Majesty,
It is my honor and privilege to report to You my glorious success upon the field of battle! I wish only that You were present to relish in the glory of victory, though of course I understand that Your weariless talents are required in the Fatherland.
In my campaign I have given no quarter unto our Red enemy, for he has given none unto us. In my march from Fort Rehnskiöld to the relief of Fort Karl Your soldiers destroyed no fewer than fifty Skræling encampments with torch and sword under my orders. The enemy was mangled at Fort Karl, some three thousand of them slain in all, and their chief settlement was razed shortly afterward. Thenceforth the raiding bands scouring Gustavia's cities have been markedly fewer.
As I write to You I am prosecuting the war from my new headquarters in the midst of Skræling territory. I wish to humbly suggest a course of action to Your Imperial Majesty.
The natives of this land are more barbaric and cruel than any to ever set foot in Europe. They have proved time and time again to be untrustworthy allies, indiscriminate killers, and irredeemable sinners. They are immune to the most zealous of our missionaries and uninterested in any aspect of civilization other than its destruction. Theirs is a foul race, at whose eradication every man, woman, and child in New Sweden would rejoice. I implore you, sire, to consider this option. It would be most easily done.
The Iroquois are already a broken people whose defeat is an inevitability. It would be elementary to shepherd the survivors of this conflict westward and away from our lands, where they might sow discord in rival colonies, such as Breton Pernamboug, rather than Your own.
Should Your Imperial Majesty be interested, I can provide further specifics as to my designs upon the Iroquois League.
Your servant,
Hjalmar Harkönen
Commander-in-Chief of the Carolinas