Farm North of the Town
Blank State
Philipp Marszvaten continued to walk through the farm. His plan had been a complete and utter successes. He had tipped many cows and eaten various fruits, a few of which were probably even ready for consumption! This night was by far, one of the best ones in his record for a long, long time. Even more so, he did not even once run into those foolish Minnesota Infinites, who would surely dare to attempt to stop his reign of madness. They would fail, of course, but, like ants biting at a human, it would still be annoying.
Yet as he made his way towards the climax of his scheme, where he would scream at a goat, something in the corner of his eyes took his attention. It was weak, but still notable. A green glow, contrasting itself somehow with the already green farm. Immediately, Philipp changed his course, deciding that this was far more interesting than screaming at a goat. After all, everybody knew that items important to the plot were known to glow as to make themselves look more important.
Making his way through the tall grass, Philipp moved, his curiousness growing with each passing second. At last, when he arrived, he realized that this detour had, in fact, paid of very, very well, for he had found something many times greater than what he expected- a green, glowing rock. Blank State was more than thrilled. It was common knowledge to any well-informed person that green rocks were the easiest, most certified way of gaining powers. It was one of the easiest ways to become a superhero. Or, in his case, the shortest path towards becoming an even more dastardly super villain!
Forgetting about the dangers of such deed, Philipp immediately took his action, moving his hand towards the sickly green glow of the mysterious artifact. There were many things that could happen. Perhaps he would gain power by simply touching this stone, or maybe he would end up being able to use it against some powerful caped crusader from the big leagues. Of course, there was always the chance he would be simply disintegrated or sent to the realm of oblivion, but what were the odds? He was too important to the story for that to happen.