The Land Of The Free: An American Political Roleplay (IC)

[Titanne]

Felix whirled around.

"Excuse me?"

Theo quickly finished his business, zipped up his trousers and then opened his backpack to pull out a bottle of vodka, one still closed.

"Остановись или я брошу Молотова!"

("Halt, I will throw a molotov!")

The man just stood there and smiled casually. "I don't mean to interrupt this business transaction, assuming that you two are part of some Russian mobsters. Those you must admit it's unusual to see two well-dressed men in the middle of this area at night."

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Felix whirled around.

"Excuse me?"

Theo quickly finished his business, zipped up his trousers and then opened his backpack to pull out a bottle of vodka, one still closed.

"Остановись или я брошу Молотова!"

("Halt, I will throw a molotov!")

The man just stood there and smiled casually. "I don't mean to interrupt this business transaction, assuming that you two are part of some Russian mobsters. Those you must admit it's unusual to see two well-dressed men in the middle of this area at night."

Theo began to speak English again, albeit with a heavy Russian accent and the stereotypical tics to make him look more stupid than he actually was.

"It is dark, yes. But what quarrel you with me? You look decent man, but you are clearly not of business here."

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

The man just stood there and smiled casually. "I don't mean to interrupt this business transaction, assuming that you two are part of some Russian mobsters. Those you must admit it's unusual to see two well-dressed men in the middle of this area at night."

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

"It is not of concern to you, Senator. Business will resume shortly. Please hold on, technical difficulties." Theo said, winking at Diehl to just go along with it.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

Almost like a ghost, he took a step near the door, almost as intimation. "What's the rush?"

Theo began to speak English again, albeit with a heavy Russian accent and the stereotypical tics to make him look more stupid than he actually was.

"It is dark, yes. But what quarrel you with me? You look decent man, but you are clearly not of business here."

"Oh you know. It's been a bit of a bad night. I got jumped by a couple of punks with one dressed as a juggalo. They were up the hill, scaring some people. You don't happen to know if they are still up the hill by any chance?"

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just a traveler here. Just using the john, as they say! You don't happen to be related to these two?"

[Titanne]

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

"Man interrupt" Felix said, trying to emulate Vohoffsky's accent, before stepping protectively in front of Diehl, frowning at the mystery man.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

Almost like a ghost, he took a step near the door, almost as intimation. "What's the rush?"

Theo began to speak English again, albeit with a heavy Russian accent and the stereotypical tics to make him look more stupid than he actually was.

"It is dark, yes. But what quarrel you with me? You look decent man, but you are clearly not of business here."

"Oh you know. It's been a bit of a bad night. I got jumped by a couple of punks with one dressed as a juggalo. They were up the hill, scaring some people. You don't happen to know if they are still up the hill by any chance?"

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just a traveler here. Just using the john, as they say! You don't happen to be related to these two?"

"He is former Senator [not-Seymour]. Say hello to him, yes. Very good. I did see clown up there. Beat his ass down to the ground, though. Bastard attacked us. But I took care of him, as Russians do."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Felix backed away towards the door, cautious, eyeing Vohoffsky and the mystery man.

Almost like a ghost, he took a step near the door, almost as intimation. "What's the rush?"

Theo began to speak English again, albeit with a heavy Russian accent and the stereotypical tics to make him look more stupid than he actually was.

"It is dark, yes. But what quarrel you with me? You look decent man, but you are clearly not of business here."

"Oh you know. It's been a bit of a bad night. I got jumped by a couple of punks with one dressed as a juggalo. They were up the hill, scaring some people. You don't happen to know if they are still up the hill by any chance?"

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just a traveler here. Just using the john, as they say! You don't happen to be related to these two?"

"Unless, of course, by juggalo, you mean homosexual prostitute, yes? Is that what term mean in English?"

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Vinnie Diehl entered the bathroom, hoping to tell the pair of congressmen to hurry up, when he spotted the third mystery man.

"Um, what's this?" asked the former Vice President, instinctively tightening his grip on the cane and eyeing the mystery man's mannerisms and hands.

"It is not of concern to you, Senator. Business will resume shortly. Please hold on, technical difficulties." Theo said, winking at Diehl to just go along with it.

Vinnie chuckled.

"Hello traveler." he answered, holding his cane with both hands now.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"Man interrupt" Felix said, trying to emulate Vohoffsky's accent, before stepping protectively in front of Diehl, frowning at the mystery man.

"Oh don't frown at me!" the strange man tried to frown as well, but one can tell that something unnerving was still up with him. His emotions were realistic, but the prescene he gave was enough to question him. "Can't we just turn our frowns upside? Be a little happy?" the man said, giving his frown be turned back into a smile.

"Unless, of course, by juggalo, you mean homosexual prostitute, yes? Is that what term mean in English?"

"No, my good friend. That's a gigolo! I'm taking about those clowns who seek to appease their clown gods on the concert stage. Such interesting human behavior."

"He is former Senator [not-Seymour]. Say hello to him, yes. Very good. I did see clown up there. Beat his ass down to the ground, though. Bastard attacked us. But I took care of him, as Russians do."

"Oh that's good to know. I'm guessing you disposed of them properly."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Man interrupt" Felix said, trying to emulate Vohoffsky's accent, before stepping protectively in front of Diehl, frowning at the mystery man.

"Oh don't frown at me!" the strange man tried to frown as well, but one can tell that something unnerving was still up with him. His emotions were realistic, but the prescene he gave was enough to question him. "Can't we just turn our frowns upside? Be a little happy?" the man said, giving his frown be turned back into a smile.

"Unless, of course, by juggalo, you mean homosexual prostitute, yes? Is that what term mean in English?"

"No, my good friend. That's a gigolo! I'm taking about those clowns who seek to appease their clown gods on the concert stage. Such interesting human behavior."

"He is former Senator [not-Seymour]. Say hello to him, yes. Very good. I did see clown up there. Beat his ass down to the ground, though. Bastard attacked us. But I took care of him, as Russians do."

"Oh that's good to know. I'm guessing you disposed of them properly."

"Man is now corpse in hill. He will be with God and with the plants now, depending on what you believe. In America, clown murder you. But in Russia, you murder clown. Our business is interrupt. My friend here, Vlad, he is very intelligent man. He was born here in Americaland, but he is still Russia man. As I said, other man is...erm..oh yes, Senator [not-Seymour]. He is very smart man too. Now you go, we need to talk in privacy."

[Main Nation Ministry]

"Man is now corpse in hill. He will be with God and with the plants now, depending on what you believe. In America, clown murder you. But in Russia, you murder clown. Our business is interrupt. My friend here, Vlad, he is very intelligent man. He was born here in Americaland, but he is still Russia man. As I said, other man is...erm..oh yes, Senator [not-Seymour]. He is very smart man too. Now you go, we need to talk in privacy."

For some reason, the man wasn't put off by Vohoffsky claiming to have killed the two punks. Instead, in a more sinister voice and a rather more forced smile said,

"You can drop the fake Russian accent now."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Man is now corpse in hill. He will be with God and with the plants now, depending on what you believe. In America, clown murder you. But in Russia, you murder clown. Our business is interrupt. My friend here, Vlad, he is very intelligent man. He was born here in Americaland, but he is still Russia man. As I said, other man is...erm..oh yes, Senator [not-Seymour]. He is very smart man too. Now you go, we need to talk in privacy."

For some reason, the man wasn't put off by Vohoffsky claiming to have killed the two punks. Instead, in a more sinister voice and a rather more forced smile said,

"You can drop the fake Russian accent now."

Vohoffsky began to dip the vaseline in the alcohol, putting a rag inside, and switched to his regular Californian accent.

"Oh, the accent is fake, but I am Russian nonetheless. Американская свинья, когда ты научишься?"

(American pig, when will you learn?)

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

"Man is now corpse in hill. He will be with God and with the plants now, depending on what you believe. In America, clown murder you. But in Russia, you murder clown. Our business is interrupt. My friend here, Vlad, he is very intelligent man. He was born here in Americaland, but he is still Russia man. As I said, other man is...erm..oh yes, Senator [not-Seymour]. He is very smart man too. Now you go, we need to talk in privacy."

For some reason, the man wasn't put off by Vohoffsky claiming to have killed the two punks. Instead, in a more sinister voice and a rather more forced smile said,

"You can drop the fake Russian accent now."

Vinnie raised an eyebrow, moving his cane with his left hand and bouncing it in his right.

"Now we don't want trouble."

He called out, "Darling!", as he returned to face the man. Rosanne soon entered the bathroom, worried something had happened.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"This man, like Biffy from college." he responded, knowing that the memory would instruct Rosanne exactly how to act.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Vohoffsky began to dip the vaseline in the alcohol, putting a rag inside, and switched to his regular Californian accent.

"Oh, the accent is fake, but I am Russian nonetheless. Американская свинья, когда ты научишься?"

(American pig, when will you learn?)

"You can't scare me. And I'm not pig either."

The man looked like he was about to pounce and break Vohoffsky's neck, until Rosanne suddenly appeared where his sinister demeanor immediately shifted to that of a friendly tone. "Oh don't mind us! His fly was down and I was trying to tell him that zip it up without embarrassing him." the man immediately appeared welcoming and ignoring the vague threats that he has said.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Vohoffsky began to dip the vaseline in the alcohol, putting a rag inside, and switched to his regular Californian accent.

"Oh, the accent is fake, but I am Russian nonetheless. Американская свинья, когда ты научишься?"

(American pig, when will you learn?)

"You can't scare me. And I'm not pig either."

The man looked like he was about to pounce and break Vohoffsky's neck, until Rosanne suddenly appeared where his sinister demeanor immediately shifted to that of a friendly tone. "Oh don't mind us! His fly was down and I was trying to tell him that zip it up without embarrassing him." the man immediately appeared welcoming and ignoring the vague threats that he has said.

Vohoffsky pulled out a lighter.

"I light this, throw it in your face, you burn alive. How about we try to avoid that?"

[Titanne]

Vohoffsky began to dip the vaseline in the alcohol, putting a rag inside, and switched to his regular Californian accent.

"Oh, the accent is fake, but I am Russian nonetheless. Американская свинья, когда ты научишься?"

(American pig, when will you learn?)

"You can't scare me. And I'm not pig either."

The man looked like he was about to pounce and break Vohoffsky's neck, until Rosanne suddenly appeared where his sinister demeanor immediately shifted to that of a friendly tone. "Oh don't mind us! His fly was down and I was trying to tell him that zip it up without embarrassing him." the man immediately appeared welcoming and ignoring the vague threats that he has said.

Felix, sensing an opportunity, exited the bathroom to get Montgomery.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Vohoffsky pulled out a lighter.

"I light this, throw it in your face, you burn alive. How about we try to avoid that?"

"Now, gentlemen! Let's not burn ourselves in a misunderstanding! You shouldn't scare this woman here!" the man said, trying to not scare Rosanne. "I think I should be going now. I would like to go back up the hill to see that sign again!" the man said, where as Felix went to get Montgomery, the man suddenly slipped out into the corner of the room, where there was actually a backdoor hidden in the room.

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Vohoffsky pulled out a lighter.

"I light this, throw it in your face, you burn alive. How about we try to avoid that?"

"Now, gentlemen! Let's not burn ourselves in a misunderstanding! You shouldn't scare this woman here!" the man said, trying to not scare Rosanne. "I think I should be going now. I would like to go back up the hill to see that sign again!" the man said, where as Felix went to get Montgomery, the man suddenly slipped out into the corner of the room, where there was actually a backdoor hidden in the room.

Rosanne reached into her purse, holding a bottle of pepper spray though tucked it back into place when the man slipped away.

Vinnie sighed in relief.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Rosanne reached into her purse, holding a bottle of pepper spray though tucked it back into place when the man slipped away.

Vinnie sighed in relief.

Ben Montgomery

After being called by Felix, Montgomery entered the restroom. "What's going on here? Vohoffsky, what on earth are you doing?"

[New Cobastheia]

Kathleen, eyes bloodshot, entered the bathroom as it seemed like everyone was moving the party into there.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Rosanne reached into her purse, holding a bottle of pepper spray though tucked it back into place when the man slipped away.

Vinnie sighed in relief.

Ben Montgomery

After being called by Felix, Montgomery entered the restroom. "What's going on here? Vohoffsky, what on earth are you doing?"

"Drinking, of course." He put the alcohol/vaseline with a rag back in his backpack. "Let me just get another drink..." he pulled out a bottle of Smirnoff, drinking it to his heart's content.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"Drinking, of course." He put the alcohol/vaseline with a rag back in his backpack. "Let me just get another drink..." he pulled out a bottle of Smirnoff, drinking it to his heart's content.

Ben Montgomery

"Felix told me that there was a man in here? Was it another addict?"

[Titanne]

"Let's not stick around any longer than we have to."

Felix shivered as he said the last word.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Drinking, of course." He put the alcohol/vaseline with a rag back in his backpack. "Let me just get another drink..." he pulled out a bottle of Smirnoff, drinking it to his heart's content.

Ben Montgomery

"Felix told me that there was a man in here? Was it another addict?"

"Probably, seemed to be dangerous.'