The Land Of The Free: An American Political Roleplay (IC)

[The Orion Islands]

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“Today, I proposed the Stop Chinese and Russian Imperialism Act. To defend against our enemies, we must understand our enemies. This is a fact finding mission, to see exactly what we are up against. I call on all our Senators and Representatives to vote for this bill.”

[Main Nation Ministry]

"How far is the bathroom? I might just use the bush I hid in earlier..."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"It shouldn't be far, you can hold it. Do you really need to piss now?"

[Titanne]

Felix laughed a bit.


Troy laughed softly, and said. "Thank you, I appreciate it."

"How far is the bathroom? I might just use the bush I hid in earlier..."

"I think it was only like 5 minutes down..."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"How far is the bathroom? I might just use the bush I hid in earlier..."

"I think it was only like 5 minutes down..."

"Alright, thanks, let's go."

[Titanne]

"I think it was only like 5 minutes down..."

"Alright, thanks, let's go."

Felix led the way, but this time Troy stayed back a bit from him, opting instead to make conversation with the Diehls, who were visibly shaken.

"Are you guys OK?"

[Sarenium]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"Of course Jill." replied Spellman, winking as he said it.

"I am. Though the polls are still out, so I'm going to wait before I declare victory just yet. How did you feel about it?" he asked.

"I hope I didn't land myself all too heavy-handedly at Tim," she sipped her coffee, "I'd much like his," she paused, "and your, support in the next few weeks."

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"And I'd love your support and Tim's too. Though I'm guessing for different reasons." he joked.

Spellman tore off a bit of muffin with his hands and popped it in his mouth, before talking after chewing.

"Give me your pitch first."

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Alright. Hang on, I think I see the restroom already." Ben said, as he saw the restroom in front of them. The addicts are nowhere to be seen and-

Wait, what are that? No, it was probably just a shadow.

"We wait for you out here, Vohoffsky."

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Alright. Hang on, I think I see the restroom already." Ben said, as he saw the restroom in front of them. The addicts are nowhere to be seen and-

Wait, what are that? No, it was probably just a shadow.

"We wait for you out here, Vohoffsky."

"Actually, I need to go too. I'll be out in a sec."

Felix went into the bathroom and relieved himself.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Alright. Hang on, I think I see the restroom already." Ben said, as he saw the restroom in front of them. The addicts are nowhere to be seen and-

Wait, what are that? No, it was probably just a shadow.

"We wait for you out here, Vohoffsky."

"Actually, I need to go too. I'll be out in a sec."

Felix went into the bathroom and relieved himself.

Theo went into the bathroom behind him, in a non-suspicious manner. He used the urinal next to him.

"This bathroom seems awfully suspicious, don't you think?"

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Inside the bathroom was dark, however there was a light switch near the door. With a flick of the light switch, the lights went on, but they were already dim and flickering. Graffiti covered every wall in the restroom. Some words were scrawled on the mirror "WENDIGO" in a sickly red. The urinal was covered in old piss. One of the stalls were closed, while the opened other two stalls had some sort of reeking substance inside that was probably crap. But when you got to piss, you got to piss.

[Sarenium]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"And I'd love your support and Tim's too. Though I'm guessing for different reasons." he joked.

Spellman tore off a bit of muffin with his hands and popped it in his mouth, before talking after chewing.

"Give me your pitch first."

"Policy pitch or why you should endorse me? We see eye-to-eye on many issues and where your strengths lie would compliment my shortcomings well. We know that this nomination contest is tilted towards Levi Murphy until the 'moderates' as I get called consolidate. There is some novelty in having the first woman sit behind that desk, but Marty, I can see a place for you in any Administration I lead, my staff will tell you that I'm the kind of boss who likes to hear criticisms and viewpoints from all angles, hence why I want you in that inner circle. I want you on the campaign if you'll join the JillBus as it is begrudgingly called," she smirked, "you and I agree on end goals and most of the journey there, we see eye to eye on so many of the paths to fixing our country and putting us on a fairer track forwards."

"There are obviously many options for you, but I've never been one to make offers before believing that someone has faith in the agenda. I'd like to think you believe in a Fairer America agenda?"

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Inside the bathroom was dark, however there was a light switch near the door. With a flick of the light switch, the lights went on, but they were already dim and flickering. Graffiti covered every wall in the restroom. Some words were scrawled on the mirror "WENDIGO" in a sickly red. The urinal was covered in old piss. One of the stalls were closed, while the opened other two stalls had some sort of reeking substance inside that was probably crap. But when you got to piss, you got to piss.

"It's a little dark, don't you think? Seems awfully run down. I got my backpack on me, so don't worry."

[Titanne]

"Actually, I need to go too. I'll be out in a sec."

Felix went into the bathroom and relieved himself.

Theo went into the bathroom behind him, in a non-suspicious manner. He used the urinal next to him.

"This bathroom seems awfully suspicious, don't you think?"

"Yes, but the bushes are thorny," Felix joked.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"It's a little dark, don't you think? Seems awfully run down. I got my backpack on me, so don't worry."

While they were using the urinal, the lights started to die out, as they were starting to flick more and more. A silent creak was heard behind them, though the restroom didn't look pleasant in the slightest.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Theo went into the bathroom behind him, in a non-suspicious manner. He used the urinal next to him.

"This bathroom seems awfully suspicious, don't you think?"

"Yes, but the bushes are thorny," Felix joked.

"Ehh, I can just scare them off by speaking Russian, pretend I'm a member of the mob or something."

[Titanne]

"Yes, but the bushes are thorny," Felix joked.

"Ehh, I can just scare them off by speaking Russian, pretend I'm a member of the mob or something."

"Oh, you speak fluent Russian. I wish I spoke another language."

Felix finished up his business and went to wash his hands. No water came out of the faucet.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Ehh, I can just scare them off by speaking Russian, pretend I'm a member of the mob or something."

"Oh, you speak fluent Russian. I wish I spoke another language."

Felix finished up his business and went to wash his hands.

Theo took a bit longer, with all the alcohol he drank.

"Yes, I do. Would you like to hear some?"

[Titanne]

"Oh, you speak fluent Russian. I wish I spoke another language."

Felix finished up his business and went to wash his hands.

Theo took a bit longer, with all the alcohol he drank.

"Yes, I do. Would you like to hear some?"

"Sure."

Felix continued to try the faucet, but to no avail, the water just wouldn't come out.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"Ehh, I can just scare them off by speaking Russian, pretend I'm a member of the mob or something."

As Holt was washing his hands, there was something in the reflection directly behind him and Vohoffsky. Was that...a person?

"Scaring?"

A voice of a man said, as the source came from a man who was in the stall the whole time. However, there was something off about the man. He wore a brown leather jacket, but he wore a set of glasses that are more reserved for a geek. He did look young in possibly his mid-20's and looked somewhat handsome. A set of short brown hair and a Hollywood-styled smile. His whole set of clothing was brown and black. But for some reason, he wore black leather gloves.

"Am I interrupting something?"

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Theo took a bit longer, with all the alcohol he drank.

"Yes, I do. Would you like to hear some?"

"Sure."

Felix continued to try the faucet, but to no avail, the water just wouldn't come out.

"Я не хотел бы ничего, кроме как потягивать вино на закате и наслаждаться красотой всего этого..." He said, a bit seductively.

(Translation just in case Google Translate breaks: I would love nothing more than to sip wine in the sunset and enjoy the beauty of it all...)

[Titanne]

"Ehh, I can just scare them off by speaking Russian, pretend I'm a member of the mob or something."

As Holt was washing his hands, there was something in the reflection directly behind him and Vohoffsky. Was that...a person?

"Scaring?"

A voice of a man said, as the source came from a man who was in the stall the whole time. However, there was something off about the man. He wore a brown leather jacket, but he wore a set of glasses that are more reserved for a geek. He did look young in possibly his mid-20's and looked somewhat handsome. A set of short brown hair and a Hollywood-styled smile. His whole set of clothing was brown and black. But for some reason, he wore black leather gloves.

"Am I interrupting something?"

Felix whirled around.

"Excuse me?"

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"The JillBus?" joked Spellman, "What do you need me for then? You'll win over America with that alone."

He chuckled and then sipped his coffee.

"I agree, we do see eye-to-eye on lots of issues. And while you call it a Fairer America agenda, I call it a New America agenda. It'll take a whole revival of who we are, of what we stand for, not just to undo the damage of Wolf but correct course. Now, I agree, there is a threat from the further progressive side of the party. But the bigger threat is the one closer to you, Velez. And frankly, you didn't even go toe-to-toe with him. And to me, that's a bit worrying. So I'd like a bit of an explanation for that."

He put his hands together, pausing before his next words.

"Because, I mean, we can't go back to the Baharia coalition completely. We need some real change in leadership, but not to the farthest left either. I think you can do that, certainly. So where do you see me fitting into your plan? How did you say it...where do you see me being able to compliment your shortcomings?"

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Ehh, I can just scare them off by speaking Russian, pretend I'm a member of the mob or something."

As Holt was washing his hands, there was something in the reflection directly behind him and Vohoffsky. Was that...a person?

"Scaring?"

A voice of a man said, as the source came from a man who was in the stall the whole time. However, there was something off about the man. He wore a brown leather jacket, but he wore a set of glasses that are more reserved for a geek. He did look young in possibly his mid-20's and looked somewhat handsome. A set of short brown hair and a Hollywood-styled smile. His whole set of clothing was brown and black. But for some reason, he wore black leather gloves.

"Am I interrupting something?"

Theo quickly finished his business, zipped up his trousers and then opened his backpack to pull out a bottle of vodka, one still closed.

"Остановись или я брошу Молотова!"

("Halt, I will throw a molotov!")

[Main Nation Ministry]

Felix whirled around.

"Excuse me?"

Theo quickly finished his business, zipped up his trousers and then opened his backpack to pull out a bottle of vodka, one still closed.

"Остановись или я брошу Молотова!"

("Halt, I will throw a molotov!")

The man just stood there and smiled casually. "I don't mean to interrupt this business transaction, assuming that you two are part of some Russian mobsters. Those you must admit it's unusual to see two well-dressed men in the middle of this area at night."