The Land Of The Free: An American Political Roleplay (IC)

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"Please, call me Marty. Or perhaps you prefer Dr. Spellman like the moderators did? Heard a lot of people didn't know I had a doctorate until the debate, it was like, one of the most Googled question from last night."

He took one of the coffees and muffins.

"Thank you Senator and no, the pleasure is all mine!" he said in a more cheerful and friendly manner than the serious tone he had shown on the debate stage.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Vohoffsky let the boys go. And of course, they ran away down the other end of the hill trail. Ben made sure to not have Vohoffsky give chase. "Don't worry, Vohoffsky. Those boys are still going to face the wrath of the internet sooner or later." Ben said, making sure his suit was neat.

[The Orion Islands]

Senator Colbert: “Okay. I’ll call the Salt Palace, the big convention center in the city, and maybe the arena of the Utah Jazz, and see what dates are available. I will start that endorsement tomorrow morning.”

“I want to thank you so much for your endorsement, also, is there anything else I can help you with?”

Senator Colbert: “No, not at the moment. Thank you.”
He stands up and offers a handshake.

[Titanne]

"Theo, how did you know to do that?"

"What do you think I got my doctorate in, Felix?" He said, smiling at the younger man.

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Theo. May you please release the boys?"

"Fine. They can fuck off to whatever sewer they came from."

Felix laughed.

"I just didn't peg you as that kind of guy, I guess." he said, smiling.

[Sarenium]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"Please, call me Marty. Or perhaps you prefer Dr. Spellman like the moderators did? Heard a lot of people didn't know I had a doctorate until the debate, it was like, one of the most Googled question from last night."

He took one of the coffees and muffins.

"Thank you Senator and no, the pleasure is all mine!" he said in a more cheerful and friendly manner than the serious tone he had shown on the debate stage.

"I might stick with Marty," she smiled, "if you'll stick with Jill. You had a great night for yourself, I'm sure you're feeling excellent?"

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Vohoffsky let the boys go. And of course, they ran away down the other end of the hill trail. Ben made sure to not have Vohoffsky give chase. "Don't worry, Vohoffsky. Those boys are still going to face the wrath of the internet sooner or later." Ben said, making sure his suit was neat.

"Fuck...my stick's bloody. Long, thick and spewing blood...Where do I put this?"

"What do you think I got my doctorate in, Felix?" He said, smiling at the younger man.

"Fine. They can fuck off to whatever sewer they came from."

Felix laughed.

"I just didn't peg you as that kind of guy, I guess." he said, smiling.

"Oh, what'd you think I am?" He said, a bit coy and a bit funny.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Guys, let's not argue. Those punks are gone. They probably just enjoy watching other people argue for shits and giggles."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Guys, let's not argue. Those punks are gone. They probably just enjoy watching other people argue for shits and giggles."

Theo wiped the stick, ensuring he didn't get blood on his napkins and blaming any residue blood. on a "nosebleed", and then plopped it back on the ground.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Theo wiped the stick, ensuring he didn't get blood on his napkins and blaming any residue blood. on a "nosebleed", and then plopped it back on the ground.

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky, is that a retractable baton? Why were you even carrying that along?"

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Vohoffsky let the boys go. And of course, they ran away down the other end of the hill trail. Ben made sure to not have Vohoffsky give chase. "Don't worry, Vohoffsky. Those boys are still going to face the wrath of the internet sooner or later." Ben said, making sure his suit was neat.

"Fuck...my stick's bloody. Long, thick and spewing blood...Where do I put this?"

Felix laughed.

"I just didn't peg you as that kind of guy, I guess." he said, smiling.

"Oh, what'd you think I am?" He said, a bit coy and a bit funny.

"Toss it here, I have an idea. And I just didn't think the guy who did hunting and baseball would be a techie," he joked.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Theo wiped the stick, ensuring he didn't get blood on his napkins and blaming any residue blood. on a "nosebleed", and then plopped it back on the ground.

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky, is that a retractable baton? Why were you even carrying that along?"

"It's a stick I found on the ground. I was about to throw it as like a javelin on the second guy."

"Fuck...my stick's bloody. Long, thick and spewing blood...Where do I put this?"


"Oh, what'd you think I am?" He said, a bit coy and a bit funny.

"Toss it here, I have an idea. And I just didn't think the guy who did hunting and baseball would be a techie," he joked.

"I'm a techie first, hunter second. And you'd be surprised how much hunting and technology coincidence. I have a hunting drone, to find game in the woods."

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky, there's a reason I didn't bat an eye on the NDAs, you know. I immediately recognized one of the addresses they asked me."

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky, is that a retractable baton? Why were you even carrying that along?"

"It's a stick I found on the ground. I was about to throw it as like a javelin on the second guy."

"Toss it here, I have an idea. And I just didn't think the guy who did hunting and baseball would be a techie," he joked.

"I'm a techie first, hunter second. And you'd be surprised how much hunting and technology coincidence. I have a hunting drone, to find game in the woods."

"Well, the more you know. I've never been one for hunting. Maybe I'll have to try it sometime," Felix said, careful not to make eye contact with Vohoffsky, given his husband's presence, although he was standing off to the side with the Diehls.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky, there's a reason I didn't bat an eye on the NDAs, you know. I immediately recognized one of the addresses they asked me."

"What is it?"

"It's a stick I found on the ground. I was about to throw it as like a javelin on the second guy."


"I'm a techie first, hunter second. And you'd be surprised how much hunting and technology coincidence. I have a hunting drone, to find game in the woods."

"Well, the more you know. I've never been one for hunting. Maybe I'll have to try it sometime," Felix said, careful not to make eye contact with Vohoffsky, given his husband's presence, although he was standing off to the side with the Diehls.

Theo found his shyness a bit...cute to say the least, but kept it concealed.

"What do you think about hunting drones, then? Also, your husband has been rather quiet in all this."

[Main Nation Ministry]

Theo found his shyness a bit...cute to say the least, but kept it concealed.

"What do you think about hunting drones, then? Also, your husband has been rather quiet in all this."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"The address was at a construction site. Practically an empty lot. Punks gave your lawyers fake addresses. For all I know, anyone who tried to sue them gotten fake addresses also."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Theo found his shyness a bit...cute to say the least, but kept it concealed.

"What do you think about hunting drones, then? Also, your husband has been rather quiet in all this."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"The address was at a construction site. Practically an empty lot. Punks gave your lawyers fake addresses. For all I know, anyone who tried to sue them gotten fake addresses also."

"If you whispered that to me, I could've found out his IP from the phone and tracked him from that..." He said, with a bit of ire in his voice.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"If you whispered that to me, I could've found out his IP from the phone and tracked him from that..." He said, with a bit of ire in his voice.

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. The boys would have given you a charge of assault. I knew those boys would immediately lie to the cops. Plus, your reputation was on the line here. That's why I needed to keep this an isolated incident."

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky, there's a reason I didn't bat an eye on the NDAs, you know. I immediately recognized one of the addresses they asked me."

"What is it?"

"Well, the more you know. I've never been one for hunting. Maybe I'll have to try it sometime," Felix said, careful not to make eye contact with Vohoffsky, given his husband's presence, although he was standing off to the side with the Diehls.

Theo found his shyness a bit...cute to say the least, but kept it concealed.

"What do you think about hunting drones, then? Also, your husband has been rather quiet in all this."

At that point, Troy spoke up.

"I'm not much one with words, unless I'm writing them. Plus, it's fascinating to even just listen to politicians interacting with one another," he said, blissfully unaware of the dynamic between his husband and Vohoffsky.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"If you whispered that to me, I could've found out his IP from the phone and tracked him from that..." He said, with a bit of ire in his voice.

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. The boys would have given you a charge of assault. I knew those boys would immediately lie to the cops. Plus, your reputation was on the line here. That's why I needed to keep this an isolated incident."

"You think the police are going to go with 2 randos on the street over a United States Congressman and presumably the rest of you if you stand by me? It's like Nixon's AG's wife, whatever her name is."

"What is it?"


Theo found his shyness a bit...cute to say the least, but kept it concealed.

"What do you think about hunting drones, then? Also, your husband has been rather quiet in all this."

At that point, Troy spoke up.

"I'm not much one with words, unless I'm writing them. Plus, it's fascinating to even just listen to politicians interacting with one another," he said, blissfully unaware of the dynamic between his husband and Vohoffsky.

"Oh, so you're an introvert? Sounds like me when I'm sober. I find your writing very interesting. I've read some of it." Theo said, understanding why Felix was attracted to this man.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"I think we should walk back down to Papazian's house. Monica is probably awake now."

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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Deco Coffee Co.
Miami, Florida
June 27th, 2019

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"Of course Jill." replied Spellman, winking as he said it.

"I am. Though the polls are still out, so I'm going to wait before I declare victory just yet. How did you feel about it?" he asked.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"I think we should walk back down to Papazian's house. Monica is probably awake now."

"Alright, sure. I'd just prefer not to get accosted again...God I need a piss."

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"I think we should walk back down to Papazian's house. Monica is probably awake now."

"Alright, sure. I'd just prefer not to get accosted again...God I need a piss."

Felix laughed a bit.

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. The boys would have given you a charge of assault. I knew those boys would immediately lie to the cops. Plus, your reputation was on the line here. That's why I needed to keep this an isolated incident."

"You think the police are going to go with 2 randos on the street over a United States Congressman and presumably the rest of you if you stand by me? It's like Nixon's AG's wife, whatever her name is."

At that point, Troy spoke up.

"I'm not much one with words, unless I'm writing them. Plus, it's fascinating to even just listen to politicians interacting with one another," he said, blissfully unaware of the dynamic between his husband and Vohoffsky.

"Oh, so you're an introvert? Sounds like me when I'm sober. I find your writing very interesting. I've read some of it." Theo said, understanding why Felix was attracted to this man.

Troy laughed softly, and said. "Thank you, I appreciate it."

[Main Nation Ministry]

"Alright, sure. I'd just prefer not to get accosted again...God I need a piss."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"There was that restroom you can use." Montgomery said, as they proceeded to walk down. "I still don't understand what that guy meant by Wendigo when we first arrived. I mean, I know the addicts knew about those punks."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Alright, sure. I'd just prefer not to get accosted again...God I need a piss."

Felix laughed a bit.

"You think the police are going to go with 2 randos on the street over a United States Congressman and presumably the rest of you if you stand by me? It's like Nixon's AG's wife, whatever her name is."


"Oh, so you're an introvert? Sounds like me when I'm sober. I find your writing very interesting. I've read some of it." Theo said, understanding why Felix was attracted to this man.

Troy laughed softly, and said. "Thank you, I appreciate it."

"How far is the bathroom? I might just use the bush I hid in earlier..."