The Land Of The Free: An American Political Roleplay (IC)

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"You can't get us, boomers!" both of them started to dart off to the opposite end of the trail, where they started to sprint down the hill. "Get back here!" Montgomery started to yell, until he noticed that Vohoffsky was dialing 911. "Vohoffsky. We can't. Those two are probably going to hide."

"Alright then." Vohoffsky pulled a metal canteen out of the bag, lobbing it at their heads.

"Oh, my race is not yet run, you little shits." Theo then began sprinting at them, his blunt object in hand. He caught up to one, striking him straight in the head. This didn't kill him, but it certainly hurt.

Felix bit his lip, knowing this qualified as assault just as much as what the clowns had done. He backed up, to Nez.

"This will not end well..." he said to her.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Sure enough, Theo seemed to be the one who wasn't going to back down without giving the punks what they deserved. The meta canteen that Vohoffsky threw at them missed, however Theo did run up to them and struck them in the head. "Vohoffsky wait!" Ben tried to yell at Vohoffsky, but Vohoffsky struck the actual clown. The prankster with the phone was starting to film Vohoffsky in the act with a pissed off smirk at Vohoff.

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Sure enough, Theo seemed to be the one who wasn't going to back down without giving the punks what they deserved. The meta canteen that Vohoffsky threw at them missed, however Theo did run up to them and struck them in the head. "Vohoffsky wait!" Ben tried to yell at Vohoffsky, but Vohoffsky struck the actual clown. The prankster with the phone was starting to film Vohoffsky in the act with a pissed off smirk at Vohoff.

Felix again bit his lip, wanting to let Vohoffsky know about the filmer, but also not wanting to be recognized or implicated in the situation. Instead, he chucked a stick a Vohoffsky to get him to turn around, and made a motion like he was slitting his throat, indicating to Vohoffsky to cut it out.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Alright then." Vohoffsky pulled a metal canteen out of the bag, lobbing it at their heads.

"Oh, my race is not yet run, you little shits." Theo then began sprinting at them, his blunt object in hand. He caught up to one, striking him straight in the head. This didn't kill him, but it certainly hurt.

Felix bit his lip, knowing this qualified as assault just as much as what the clowns had done. He backed up, to Nez.

"This will not end well..." he said to her.

"Under the law of the state of California, I am making a citizen's arrest, for aggravated assault and resisting arrest." He said to the man he had grabbed. He pushed him onto the floor, and gestured for the others to hold him.

"It technically qualifies as fleeing the scene of a crime and aggravated assault, so we're pretty clear when it comes to the courts."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Sure enough, Theo seemed to be the one who wasn't going to back down without giving the punks what they deserved. The meta canteen that Vohoffsky threw at them missed, however Theo did run up to them and struck them in the head. "Vohoffsky wait!" Ben tried to yell at Vohoffsky, but Vohoffsky struck the actual clown. The prankster with the phone was starting to film Vohoffsky in the act with a pissed off smirk at Vohoff.

Felix again bit his lip, wanting to let Vohoffsky know about the filmer, but also not wanting to be recognized or implicated in the situation. Instead, he chucked a stick a Vohoffsky to get him to turn around, and made a motion like he was slitting his throat, indicating to Vohoffsky to cut it out.

"This is entirely legal. Hang on, I need to get the other guy." He pulled the man he had grabbed, tossing him over to the general group of people. "I do hunting and I play baseball. That's how I can throw, hide, run and strike so well."

[Titanne]

Felix again bit his lip, wanting to let Vohoffsky know about the filmer, but also not wanting to be recognized or implicated in the situation. Instead, he chucked a stick a Vohoffsky to get him to turn around, and made a motion like he was slitting his throat, indicating to Vohoffsky to cut it out.

"This is entirely legal. Hang on, I need to get the other guy." He pulled the man he had grabbed, tossing him over to the general group of people. "I do hunting and I play baseball. That's how I can throw, hide, run and strike so well."

Felix cautiously held the guy who had been tossed in his direction, and kept his eyes of Vohoffsky as he sprinted down the hill after the delinquent. Damn, he could run fast, Felix thought, admiring the man.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Oi, bastard, submit to a citizen's arrest now or I will have to use force!" Theo said, throwing an empty alcohol bottle far away from him but loud enough for him to hear.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

Park passed out drunk on the couch, and was not present at the events near the Hollywood sign

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Sure enough, Theo seemed to be the one who wasn't going to back down without giving the punks what they deserved. The meta canteen that Vohoffsky threw at them missed, however Theo did run up to them and struck them in the head. "Vohoffsky wait!" Ben tried to yell at Vohoffsky, but Vohoffsky struck the actual clown. The prankster with the phone was starting to film Vohoffsky in the act with a pissed off smirk at Vohoff.

Vinnie and Rosanne were horrified at the ongoing events.

"God, I wish this was when we still had our detail."

[New Cobastheia]

Felix bit his lip, knowing this qualified as assault just as much as what the clowns had done. He backed up, to Nez.

"This will not end well..." he said to her.

"Under the law of the state of California, I am making a citizen's arrest, for aggravated assault and resisting arrest." He said to the man he had grabbed. He pushed him onto the floor, and gestured for the others to hold him.

"It technically qualifies as fleeing the scene of a crime and aggravated assault, so we're pretty clear when it comes to the courts."

"Ooo, citizen's arrest, ya Theo!" Nez shouted out in support of her fellow Congressperson.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Eventually, Vohoffsky managed to bring the two punks back to Montgomery, where Montgomery took the liberty of taking the punk's phone. "Give us that shit, old man!" the filmer yelled at Montgomery. "I'm 49."
"Shut up, you c##t."
"And badmouthing to me, even though you just committed assault."
"Piss off!"

Montgomery gotten the boy's phone and started to view the footage, which he promptly deleted, along seeing that the boys were pranking some other night hikers as well. "No! NO!!" one of the pranksters yelled.
"You bitch! We were up here for hours!"
"You boys are lucky that I'm not going to sic the cops on you, because you nearly gotten yourself beated. Guys, come on." Montgomery said, as he basically intentionally dropped the phone on the ground.

"Let them go, Vohoffsky."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Sure enough, Theo seemed to be the one who wasn't going to back down without giving the punks what they deserved. The meta canteen that Vohoffsky threw at them missed, however Theo did run up to them and struck them in the head. "Vohoffsky wait!" Ben tried to yell at Vohoffsky, but Vohoffsky struck the actual clown. The prankster with the phone was starting to film Vohoffsky in the act with a pissed off smirk at Vohoff.

"Don't grin at me." Vohoffsky then ran back down, using much less force this time.

"Listen here. This is a citizen's arrest. I will hold you until the police arrive. This is for aggravated assault, battery, breach of peace and resisting arrest."

[Solomons Land]

"Admittedly, I do not agree with...some...of his policy, but he seems to be the only one in the race that truly respects us Mormons."
"

Slater scratched his head. "Well, I don't really agree with that assessment. Prendergast and Richardson have both done far more to appeal to Mormons than Porter."

"I think Porter is a man of good fiber that will fit the Oval Office quite nicely."
OOC: I am sorry I disappeared.

[Titanne]

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

Sure enough, Theo seemed to be the one who wasn't going to back down without giving the punks what they deserved. The meta canteen that Vohoffsky threw at them missed, however Theo did run up to them and struck them in the head. "Vohoffsky wait!" Ben tried to yell at Vohoffsky, but Vohoffsky struck the actual clown. The prankster with the phone was starting to film Vohoffsky in the act with a pissed off smirk at Vohoff.

"Don't grin at me." Vohoffsky then ran back down, using much less force this time.

"Listen here. This is a citizen's arrest. I will hold you until the police arrive. This is for aggravated assault, battery, breach of peace and resisting arrest."

"Theo. Let them go."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Don't grin at me." Vohoffsky then ran back down, using much less force this time.

"Listen here. This is a citizen's arrest. I will hold you until the police arrive. This is for aggravated assault, battery, breach of peace and resisting arrest."

"Theo. Let them go."

"These people are experienced at sneaking up on innocent people and assaulting them. They'll keep doing it and doing it. Look, call 911, get them here as fast as possible."

[Titanne]

"Theo. Let them go."

"These people are experienced at sneaking up on innocent people and assaulting them. They'll keep doing it and doing it. Look, call 911, get them here as fast as possible."

Felix glanced at Montgomery to read his expression, see what he should do.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"These people are experienced at sneaking up on innocent people and assaulting them. They'll keep doing it and doing it. Look, call 911, get them here as fast as possible."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. They most likely are going to accuse us first. Plus, I heard about this whole prank thing from my son." Montgomery said, demanding that Vohoffsky let them go.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"These people are experienced at sneaking up on innocent people and assaulting them. They'll keep doing it and doing it. Look, call 911, get them here as fast as possible."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. They most likely are going to accuse us first. Plus, I heard about this whole prank thing from my son." Montgomery said, demanding that Vohoffsky let them go.

"Huh, who's that?" Theo said, trying to conceal his identity. "Well, no matter. Why do you want to let them go? Alright, we'll negotiate with them." Theo nodded, raising his voice. "Put the phone down. We can talk about this."

[Titanne]

"These people are experienced at sneaking up on innocent people and assaulting them. They'll keep doing it and doing it. Look, call 911, get them here as fast as possible."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. They most likely are going to accuse us first. Plus, I heard about this whole prank thing from my son." Montgomery said, demanding that Vohoffsky let them go.

Felix turned his gaze back onto Vohoffsky, not sure what was going to happen. Negotiations? Not what he'd expected.

[Main Nation Ministry]

"Huh, who's that?" Theo said, trying to conceal his identity. "Well, no matter. Why do you want to let them go? Alright, we'll negotiate with them." Theo nodded, raising his voice. "Put the phone down. We can talk about this."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Because we already erased their footage. Their efforts are worthless now." Montgomery said, before a prankster quietly whispered "Asshole" at him. "Let them run away like pansies. You two should have been taught to not bully people for viral views."

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"Huh, who's that?" Theo said, trying to conceal his identity. "Well, no matter. Why do you want to let them go? Alright, we'll negotiate with them." Theo nodded, raising his voice. "Put the phone down. We can talk about this."

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Because we already erased their footage. Their efforts are worthless now." Montgomery said, before a prankster quietly whispered "Asshole" at him. "Let them run away like pansies. You two should have been taught to not bully people for viral views."

"I'm going to need you to sign NDAs, lads. That's all I ask. Sign NDA's and we won't press charges. Do we have a deal?"

[Main Nation Ministry]

"I'm going to need you to sign NDAs, lads. That's all I ask. Sign NDA's and we won't press charges. Do we have a deal?"

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. They will just wipe their asses with them, anyways. Just let them go."

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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Chatting with Caroline
Simone's Congressional Office
Washington, D.C.

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"Lot's of things. Immigration and border security for example for border states. Environmental regulations and programs back to states. Voter security too. Just to name a few."

[New Cobastheia]

Nez chuckled as the back and forth continued.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"I'm going to need you to sign NDAs, lads. That's all I ask. Sign NDA's and we won't press charges. Do we have a deal?"

Ben Montgomery
Papazian Debate Watch Party
The Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles, California

"Vohoffsky. They will just wipe their asses with them, anyways. Just let them go."

"I want them to sign NDAs. Just so we're safe. Give me your addresses and we'll have our lawyers send over NDAs for you to sign."