The Land Of The Free: An American Political Roleplay (OOC)

[Agarntrop]

Jovui is dead i thonks

How do you know

Time of death: 17:30

Cause: Losing the speaker election

[Agarntrop]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

[Sanabel]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

Don’t tell Dent

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

I can smell the marijuana from this side of the monitor, Agarn.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Is Brookshire popular with women (or at least more so than with men), because if so, I've got a policy that'll cut right into that.

[Agarntrop]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

I can smell the marijuana from this side of the monitor, Agarn.

Yeah man this joint is great!

jk i am teetotal and never done drugs

unless?

[Free Ward Marchers]

I can smell the marijuana from this side of the monitor, Agarn.

Yeah man this joint is great!

jk i am teetotal and never done drugs

unless?

missing out man, missing out

[Agarntrop]

he is called tim westra
and is in nj
countdown conundrum solved

[Agarntrop]

Yeah man this joint is great!

jk i am teetotal and never done drugs

unless?

missing out man, missing out

bru4h

[Agarntrop]

Inlove pretending to be a drug addict

but am i pretending

[Agarntrop]

nah jk north yorkshire police ok?

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Is Brookshire popular with women (or at least more so than with men), because if so, I've got a policy that'll cut right into that.

As much as a Republican woman can be.

I doubt its a huge majority.

[Free Ward Marchers]

I'm thinking I should make the governor of Louisiana like a Justice Cramp, Bernie Porter hybrid

[Jovuistan]

I'm thinking I should make the governor of Louisiana like a Justice Cramp, Bernie Porter hybrid

They need to be a Dem.

[Jovuistan]

How do you know

Time of death: 17:30

Cause: Losing the speaker election

FRICK

[Free Ward Marchers]

I'm thinking I should make the governor of Louisiana like a Justice Cramp, Bernie Porter hybrid

They need to be a Dem.

ah well fuck

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

I'm thinking I should make the governor of Louisiana like a Justice Cramp, Bernie Porter hybrid

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Also, if you can't do that, there's a Senate election in Michigan in 2020. Porter will be behind you, whether or not he wins the primary.

[Main Nation Ministry]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

This is a good shitpost.

[Meelducan]

If needed, I can make a Louisiana Dem

[Velahor]

Let me know if i'm missing replies to anyone

[Azekopolaltion]

he is called tim westra
and is in nj
countdown conundrum solved

what a coincidence

[Main Nation Ministry]

he is called tim westra
and is in nj
countdown conundrum solved

what a coincidence

We're shaping reality as we know it.

[Dentali]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

I will end you

[Main Nation Ministry]

fuck you baltimooooore!

if youre dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
youre a big enough shmut to come to big bill's hell cars!

bad deals!
cars that break down!

if you think youre gonna find a bargain at big bills, you can kiss my ass!

its our belief that youre such a stupid motherfucker youll fall for this bullshit
guaranteed!

if you find a better deal
shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right
shove it up your ugly ass!

bring your tray, bring your time, bring your wife,

we'll fuck her!
thats right,
we'll fuck your wife!

to big bill hells!
home of challenge pissing!
thats right, challenge pissing!

if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet,
you get no downpayment!

don't wait!
don't delay!
don't fuck with us!

or we'll rip your nuts off
only at big bill hell's!

you'll get some big deal and then we'll tell you to fuck off!

hurry up asshole!

this event ends the minute after you write us a check!
and you'd better not bother us or you're a dead motherfucker!

go to hell!

big bill hells cars!
baltimore's filthiest!
and exclusive home of the meanest sons of the bitches in the state of maryland!
guaranteed!

I will end you

It's just a prank, bro.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Anyone want to interview Porter?

Please?