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Ralnis
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:17 pm

Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

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Endem
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Postby Endem » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:18 pm

Ralnis wrote:Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

Wait no, I want to burn the capital, could you just, take the wives and not burn anything
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Endem
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Postby Endem » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:21 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Endem wrote:Wait no, I want to burn the capital, could you just, take the wives and not burn anything

I kinda want to announce a new Dynasty blessed by heaven in the capital...Can you burn it down then rebuild it for me?

Wouldn't it be fitting that the person that wins chooses a new place for the capital ( and burn that den of corruption scum and villainy )
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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:22 pm

Ralnis wrote:Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

Don’t suppose I could manipulate you into burning my business rivals?
Sex is great. But have you tried data visualizations of partisan spatial segregation?
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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:24 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

Don’t suppose I could manipulate you into burning my business rivals?

I am a dumb raider with copper axes on his way to take down the provincial capital of Wang. So you can catch me going to some larger town or something.

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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:28 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Kowani wrote:Don’t suppose I could manipulate you into burning my business rivals?

I am a dumb raider with copper axes on his way to take down the provincial capital of Wang. So you can catch me going to some larger town or something.

Yeah, that might work.
Sex is great. But have you tried data visualizations of partisan spatial segregation?
The National Debt is not debt, but merely the sum total, to the penny, of every untaxed dollar in existence since the start of the nation.
Kowáni's big list of sources, Be Kowáni for a day!
Headline of the day: Reuters to go behind $34.99 paywall
“Dale limona, mujer, que no hay en la vida ná, como la pena de ser, ciego en Graná”
the white man still cries when you cut down the lynching trees

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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:34 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:I am a dumb raider with copper axes on his way to take down the provincial capital of Wang. So you can catch me going to some larger town or something.

Yeah, that might work.

Works for me as well, I'm sure the emperor will like to know that an entire province got sacked by a drunken psychopath.

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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:43 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Kowani wrote:Yeah, that might work.

Works for me as well, I'm sure the emperor will like to know that an entire province got sacked by a drunken psychopath.

Hey, better a province then the capital.
Sex is great. But have you tried data visualizations of partisan spatial segregation?
The National Debt is not debt, but merely the sum total, to the penny, of every untaxed dollar in existence since the start of the nation.
Kowáni's big list of sources, Be Kowáni for a day!
Headline of the day: Reuters to go behind $34.99 paywall
“Dale limona, mujer, que no hay en la vida ná, como la pena de ser, ciego en Graná”
the white man still cries when you cut down the lynching trees

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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:44 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Works for me as well, I'm sure the emperor will like to know that an entire province got sacked by a drunken psychopath.

Hey, better a province then the capital.

Oh no, I'm still aiming for that. That's in the crosshairs of Lao.

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Kowani
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Postby Kowani » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:45 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Kowani wrote:Hey, better a province then the capital.

Oh no, I'm still aiming for that. That's in the crosshairs of Lao.

Eh. Gives me time to move things out of your way.
Sex is great. But have you tried data visualizations of partisan spatial segregation?
The National Debt is not debt, but merely the sum total, to the penny, of every untaxed dollar in existence since the start of the nation.
Kowáni's big list of sources, Be Kowáni for a day!
Headline of the day: Reuters to go behind $34.99 paywall
“Dale limona, mujer, que no hay en la vida ná, como la pena de ser, ciego en Graná”
the white man still cries when you cut down the lynching trees

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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:48 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Oh no, I'm still aiming for that. That's in the crosshairs of Lao.

Eh. Gives me time to move things out of your way.

Fine by me, not that the paintrain is aiming for specifics anyhow.

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Endem
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Postby Endem » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:31 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:Guys try to aim for a 4-sentence paragraph per post.

We have experienced RP'ers like me if you need help.

Well, it's hard to keep this standard in a meeting like situation, like the time Zhin had two emissaries to deal with
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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:48 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Endem wrote:Well, it's hard to keep this standard in a meeting like situation, like the time Zhin had two emissaries to deal with

Actually it's quite easy, describe your character's thoughts, surroundings, movements, build lore, etc.

Yeah but don't do what I'm doing, there's no lore of Drunken Lao other than he's a dumb raider boss with a horde under him that likes to drink.

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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:50 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:....My region's earliest state is Ju.

"The Ju Dynasty"

FML

Gotten get any worse than Lao and his Wang province.

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Guuj Xaat Kil
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Guuj Xaat Kil » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:54 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:....My region's earliest state is Ju.
"The Ju Dynasty"
FML

Oy vey goyim

Also you don't mind if I nab some villages from the Xia do you?
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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:04 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Gotten get any worse than Lao and his Wang province.

State means feudal one not province btw

I know, but just trying to say something about the naming conventions.

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Danceria
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Postby Danceria » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:05 pm

Y'all are planning dynasties, I'm just here tryna get laid and be remembered as the trickster hero of yore smh
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It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:06 pm

Danceria wrote:Y'all are planning dynasties, I'm just here tryna get laid and be remembered as the trickster hero of yore smh

Lao is burning shit down, pillaging loot and women and enslaving folk till he reaches for the capital.

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Great Celestial China
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Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:07 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:....My region's earliest state is Ju.

"The Ju Dynasty"

FML

Gotten get any worse than Lao and his Wang province.

Wang wang would be the title of the king then
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
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Danceria
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Postby Danceria » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:11 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Lao is burning shit down, pillaging loot and women and enslaving folk till he reaches for the capital.

*Song Jin rewards everyone with lands*

"We good?"
*Dynasty becomes weak after 200 years and for 400 years military-focused vassals fuel expansion

Becomes the "Hai dynasty"
Rules for exactly 369 years
exists for 420 years
Historians try to hide this fact from the world
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Ralnis
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:13 pm

Danceria wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:*Song Jin rewards everyone with lands*

"We good?"
*Dynasty becomes weak after 200 years and for 400 years military-focused vassals fuel expansion

Becomes the "Hai dynasty"
Rules for exactly 369 years
exists for 420 years
Historians try to hide this fact from the world


Becomes Lao Dynasty,
Only last for a week, Lao died of alcohol poisoning

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Great Celestial China
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Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:13 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:Sample?

too tired to dig for them, but if you need one i'll dm
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day

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Guuj Xaat Kil
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Guuj Xaat Kil » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:25 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:I'm doing a week timeskip, that cool?

Go ahead, allows my character to march northward.
Former Foreign Minister of the Federation of Allies.
Formerly [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], 8000 combined what the heck.

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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:38 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:I'm doing a week timeskip, that cool?

That's fine.

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LiberNovusAmericae
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Chinese Word Bank (Requested By Eternal Lotharia)

Postby LiberNovusAmericae » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:43 pm

Zhu
Xue
Dai
Xu
Zhongwu
Zhoulai
Liao
Jiang
Huang
Xian
Lai
Zhen
Chu
Luo
Pu (Barbarian)
Ba
Shu
JQ
Qin
Mao
Shen
Bei
Gong
Tang
Sui
Nie
Wei
Yi
Huo
Yiqu (Barbarian)
Guifang (Barbarian)
Huaiyi (Barbarian)
Viet (Barbarian)
Ruo
Gou
Jiau
Gu
Yun
E
Fei
Peng
Dao
Cai
Hu
Dun
Ge
Gu
Fan
Wei
Mi
Yu
Bao
Jin
Ju
Nie
Cheng
Xian
Lu
L'u
Deng
Hua
Loufan (Barbarian)
DI (Barbarian)


From Other Maps (Names of RL warlords during the later Han Dynasty)

Liu Baio
Zhang Lu
Han Sui
Song Jian
Han Fu
Sun Ce
Liu Yu
Chen Wen
Liu Zhang
Liu Dai


Post will be edited when the need arises.
Last edited by LiberNovusAmericae on Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:48 pm, edited 8 times in total.
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