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by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:17 pm

Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

by **Endem** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:18 pm

Ralnis wrote:Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

Wait no, I want to burn the capital, could you just, take the wives and not burn anything

by **Endem** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:21 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Endem wrote:Wait no, I want to burn the capital, could you just, take the wives and not burn anything

I kinda want to announce a new Dynasty blessed by heaven in the capital...Can you burn it down then rebuild it for me?

Wouldn't it be fitting that the person that wins chooses a new place for the capital ( and burn that den of corruption scum and villainy )

by **Kowani** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:22 pm

Ralnis wrote:Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

Don’t suppose I could manipulate you into burning my business rivals?

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:24 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Ya'll guys plot and scheme. I'll be the dumb raider and burn my way to the capital and take the Emperor's wives.

Don’t suppose I could manipulate you into burning my business rivals?

I am a dumb raider with copper axes on his way to take down the provincial capital of Wang. So you can catch me going to some larger town or something.

by **Kowani** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:28 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Kowani wrote:Don’t suppose I could manipulate you into burning my business rivals?

I am a dumb raider with copper axes on his way to take down the provincial capital of Wang. So you can catch me going to some larger town or something.

Yeah, that might work.

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:34 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:I am a dumb raider with copper axes on his way to take down the provincial capital of Wang. So you can catch me going to some larger town or something.

Yeah, that might work.

Works for me as well, I'm sure the emperor will like to know that an entire province got sacked by a drunken psychopath.

by **Kowani** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:43 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Kowani wrote:Yeah, that might work.

Works for me as well, I'm sure the emperor will like to know that an entire province got sacked by a drunken psychopath.

Hey, better a province then the capital.

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:44 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Works for me as well, I'm sure the emperor will like to know that an entire province got sacked by a drunken psychopath.

Hey, better a province then the capital.

Oh no, I'm still aiming for that. That's in the crosshairs of Lao.

by **Kowani** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:45 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Kowani wrote:Hey, better a province then the capital.

Oh no, I'm still aiming for that. That's in the crosshairs of Lao.

Eh. Gives me time to move things out of your way.

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:48 pm

Kowani wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Oh no, I'm still aiming for that. That's in the crosshairs of Lao.

Eh. Gives me time to move things out of your way.

Fine by me, not that the paintrain is aiming for specifics anyhow.

by **Endem** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:31 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:Guys try to aim for a 4-sentence paragraph per post.

We have experienced RP'ers like me if you need help.

Well, it's hard to keep this standard in a meeting like situation, like the time Zhin had two emissaries to deal with

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:48 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Endem wrote:Well, it's hard to keep this standard in a meeting like situation, like the time Zhin had two emissaries to deal with

Actually it's quite easy, describe your character's thoughts, surroundings, movements, build lore, etc.

Yeah but don't do what I'm doing, there's no lore of Drunken Lao other than he's a dumb raider boss with a horde under him that likes to drink.

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:50 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:....My region's earliest state is Ju.

"The Ju Dynasty"

FML

Gotten get any worse than Lao and his Wang province.

by **Guuj Xaat Kil** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:54 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:....My region's earliest state is Ju.
"The Ju Dynasty"
FML

Oy vey goyim

Also you don't mind if I nab some villages from the Xia do you?

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:04 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Gotten get any worse than Lao and his Wang province.

State means feudal one not province btw

I know, but just trying to say something about the naming conventions.

by **Danceria** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:05 pm

Y'all are planning dynasties, I'm just here tryna get laid and be remembered as the trickster hero of yore smh

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:06 pm

Danceria wrote:Y'all are planning dynasties, I'm just here tryna get laid and be remembered as the trickster hero of yore smh

Lao is burning shit down, pillaging loot and women and enslaving folk till he reaches for the capital.

by **Great Celestial China** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:07 pm

Ralnis wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:....My region's earliest state is Ju.

"The Ju Dynasty"

FML

Gotten get any worse than Lao and his Wang province.

Wang wang would be the title of the king then

by **Danceria** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:11 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:
Ralnis wrote:Lao is burning shit down, pillaging loot and women and enslaving folk till he reaches for the capital.

*Song Jin rewards everyone with lands*

"We good?"
*Dynasty becomes weak after 200 years and for 400 years military-focused vassals fuel expansion

Becomes the "Hai dynasty"
Rules for exactly 369 years
exists for 420 years
Historians try to hide this fact from the world

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:13 pm

Danceria wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:*Song Jin rewards everyone with lands*

"We good?"
*Dynasty becomes weak after 200 years and for 400 years military-focused vassals fuel expansion

Becomes the "Hai dynasty"
Rules for exactly 369 years
exists for 420 years
Historians try to hide this fact from the world

Becomes Lao Dynasty,
Only last for a week, Lao died of alcohol poisoning

by **Great Celestial China** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:13 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:Sample?

too tired to dig for them, but if you need one i'll dm

by **Guuj Xaat Kil** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:25 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:I'm doing a week timeskip, that cool?

Go ahead, allows my character to march northward.

by **Ralnis** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:38 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:I'm doing a week timeskip, that cool?

That's fine.

by **LiberNovusAmericae** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:43 pm

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