Washington 2017: The U.S. Political Roleplay Pt. XII OOC

[Tallahassee News Station]

Taylor's got an invite as ALP head

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Taylor's got an invite as ALP head

Thank you. Noted.

[Tallahassee News Station]

I'm going to review the app once Mateo gets to get settled in a little, but I'm with Vaq on not trying to make every char of yours randomly gay

(And yet somehow opposes ssm for some reason?)

[Sanabel]

ALRIGHT so im updating my point system and will be applying it to potential 2020 dem and prog candidates. I would appreciate feedback

Women +10
Black or Hispanic +10
Other Minority +6
Governor +10
Senator +8
Cabinet +6
Mayor Major City +4
Mayor Minor City +2
Private Sector Success +4
House of Reps +2
Number of Statewide Election Won +2
Years in office +1 per year

Clearwater scores a 38 with military experience added, assuming he wins in 2017.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

I'm going to review the app once Mateo gets to get settled in a little, but I'm with Vaq on not trying to make every char of yours randomly gay

(And yet somehow opposes ssm for some reason?)

Some people are weird. Also neither Mateo nor Taylor are gay. I'll clarify with Mateo: it was just that weird experimentation thing lots of people do in college/university. He's not actually gay. But either way, I can remove that part if you want. Not a big part of his politics anyway. The only non-negotiable part really is his military experiences. That's the entire crux of his character.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

ALRIGHT so im updating my point system and will be applying it to potential 2020 dem and prog candidates. I would appreciate feedback

Women +10
Black or Hispanic +10
Other Minority +6
Governor +10
Senator +8
Cabinet +6
Mayor Major City +4
Mayor Minor City +2
Private Sector Success +4
House of Reps +2
Number of Statewide Election Won +2
Years in office +1 per year

Tone the woman part down to 6, tbh. I don't think a white woman would succeed as much as a Hispanic/Black man tbh.

[Puertollano]

Stansky scores an 8 with those criteria (assuming Trenton is 'major')

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

I'm going to review the app once Mateo gets to get settled in a little, but I'm with Vaq on not trying to make every char of yours randomly gay

(And yet somehow opposes ssm for some reason?)

Question about Cameron: Do you think it's possible I get him hooked up in a legislative position of some sort? Even if just a minor representative?

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Stansky scores an 8 with those criteria (assuming Trenton is 'major')

Yeah, white men are screwed. As TNS said, a half-Asian, half-black homeless woman would have a higher score than a two term white male governor.

Also, Taylor would've scored a 3 had he not resigned.

[Sanabel]

I agree that I think the points are off.

[Dentali]

I agree that I think the points are off.

Can you be more specific

[Sanabel]

I agree that I think the points are off.

Can you be more specific

Race and gender is weighted too heavily relative to political office. Maybe not for the Dems, but definitely for the GOP

[Alozia]

This one has a title, "Exile". After the contentious election of 2020, President Donald Johnson wasted no time dealing with his enemies. In the first few months of his Presidency he siezed control over numerous government agencies, making them loyal not to the United States of America, but rather himself. Positioning himself to seize absolute power he launched a campaign against political dissenters, arresting members of the Progressive Party, most notably it's leader and two-time presidential nominee Ellen Walton. Not everyone was successfully arrested, however. John Kingston, recently re-elected (albeit barely) Senator from Maine was vacationing in Florida when the news of the arrests reached him. Using his wealth he managed to rent a boat and did the unthinkable - sailed to Cuba. (Pictured above is Kingston after being recieved by the Cuban government). In the meantime, the wholesome Senator Ella Enchanted escaped to Canada with the help of two turncoat FBI agents whose sympathy she earned during the arrest attempt aimed at her. Senator Reginaldo Alphonsey initally managed to escape, but was eventually killed after a two-hour standoff at his estranged son's apartament in California. Every woman of low social status in the US is now forced to wear Costco employee uniforms, as penance for the crimes of the Walton family, notoriously lead by a woman. Every Walmart employee was sent to one of America's many new re-education camps, although their fate has not yet been uncovered.

[Main Nation Ministry]

(Image)
This one has a title, "Exile". After the contentious election of 2020, President Donald Johnson wasted no time dealing with his enemies. In the first few months of his Presidency he siezed control over numerous government agencies, making them loyal not to the United States of America, but rather himself. Positioning himself to seize absolute power he launched a campaign against political dissenters, arresting members of the Progressive Party, most notably it's leader and two-time presidential nominee Ellen Walton. Not everyone was successfully arrested, however. John Kingston, recently re-elected (albeit barely) Senator from Maine was vacationing in Florida when the news of the arrests reached him. Using his wealth he managed to rent a boat and did the unthinkable - sailed to Cuba. (Pictured above is Kingston after being recieved by the Cuban government). In the meantime, the wholesome Senator Ella Enchanted escaped to Canada with the help of two turncoat FBI agents whose sympathy she earned during the arrest attempt aimed at her. Senator Reginaldo Alphonsey initally managed to escape, but was eventually killed after a two-hour standoff at his estranged son's apartament in California. Every woman of low social status in the US is now forced to wear Costco employee uniforms, as penance for the crimes of the Walton family, notoriously lead by a woman. Every Walmart employee was sent to one of America's many new re-education camps, although their fate has not yet been uncovered.

What did Donald Johnson do with his friend Taylor Cox?

[Alozia]

(Image)
This one has a title, "Exile". After the contentious election of 2020, President Donald Johnson wasted no time dealing with his enemies. In the first few months of his Presidency he siezed control over numerous government agencies, making them loyal not to the United States of America, but rather himself. Positioning himself to seize absolute power he launched a campaign against political dissenters, arresting members of the Progressive Party, most notably it's leader and two-time presidential nominee Ellen Walton. Not everyone was successfully arrested, however. John Kingston, recently re-elected (albeit barely) Senator from Maine was vacationing in Florida when the news of the arrests reached him. Using his wealth he managed to rent a boat and did the unthinkable - sailed to Cuba. (Pictured above is Kingston after being recieved by the Cuban government). In the meantime, the wholesome Senator Ella Enchanted escaped to Canada with the help of two turncoat FBI agents whose sympathy she earned during the arrest attempt aimed at her. Senator Reginaldo Alphonsey initally managed to escape, but was eventually killed after a two-hour standoff at his estranged son's apartament in California. Every woman of low social status in the US is now forced to wear Costco employee uniforms, as penance for the crimes of the Walton family, notoriously lead by a woman. Every Walmart employee was sent to one of America's many new re-education camps, although their fate has not yet been uncovered.

What did Donald Johnson do with his friend Taylor Cox?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine.

[Bruke]

(Image)
This one has a title, "Exile". After the contentious election of 2020, President Donald Johnson wasted no time dealing with his enemies. In the first few months of his Presidency he siezed control over numerous government agencies, making them loyal not to the United States of America, but rather himself. Positioning himself to seize absolute power he launched a campaign against political dissenters, arresting members of the Progressive Party, most notably it's leader and two-time presidential nominee Ellen Walton. Not everyone was successfully arrested, however. John Kingston, recently re-elected (albeit barely) Senator from Maine was vacationing in Florida when the news of the arrests reached him. Using his wealth he managed to rent a boat and did the unthinkable - sailed to Cuba. (Pictured above is Kingston after being recieved by the Cuban government). In the meantime, the wholesome Senator Ella Enchanted escaped to Canada with the help of two turncoat FBI agents whose sympathy she earned during the arrest attempt aimed at her. Senator Reginaldo Alphonsey initally managed to escape, but was eventually killed after a two-hour standoff at his estranged son's apartament in California. Every woman of low social status in the US is now forced to wear Costco employee uniforms, as penance for the crimes of the Walton family, notoriously lead by a woman. Every Walmart employee was sent to one of America's many new re-education camps, although their fate has not yet been uncovered.

But Morton escaped in the Tramper to New Zealand. Haha!

[Main Nation Ministry]

What did Donald Johnson do with his friend Taylor Cox?

Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine.

I want to savor in some Cox fan art. I must know what happens to him.

[Sanabel]

(Image)
This one has a title, "Exile". After the contentious election of 2020, President Donald Johnson wasted no time dealing with his enemies. In the first few months of his Presidency he siezed control over numerous government agencies, making them loyal not to the United States of America, but rather himself. Positioning himself to seize absolute power he launched a campaign against political dissenters, arresting members of the Progressive Party, most notably it's leader and two-time presidential nominee Ellen Walton. Not everyone was successfully arrested, however. John Kingston, recently re-elected (albeit barely) Senator from Maine was vacationing in Florida when the news of the arrests reached him. Using his wealth he managed to rent a boat and did the unthinkable - sailed to Cuba. (Pictured above is Kingston after being recieved by the Cuban government). In the meantime, the wholesome Senator Ella Enchanted escaped to Canada with the help of two turncoat FBI agents whose sympathy she earned during the arrest attempt aimed at her. Senator Reginaldo Alphonsey initally managed to escape, but was eventually killed after a two-hour standoff at his estranged son's apartament in California. Every woman of low social status in the US is now forced to wear Costco employee uniforms, as penance for the crimes of the Walton family, notoriously lead by a woman. Every Walmart employee was sent to one of America's many new re-education camps, although their fate has not yet been uncovered.

He said he wanted guns only to be legal for Democrats to own for a reason...

[New Cobastheia]

Stansky scores an 8 with those criteria (assuming Trenton is 'major')

Yeah, white men are screwed. As TNS said, a half-Asian, half-black homeless woman would have a higher score than a two term white male governor.

Also, Taylor would've scored a 3 had he not resigned.

Just did the math and Florence has 20 points

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Yeah, white men are screwed. As TNS said, a half-Asian, half-black homeless woman would have a higher score than a two term white male governor.

Also, Taylor would've scored a 3 had he not resigned.

Just did the math and Florence has 20 points

Cameron has 14 points (since I'm counting the Midwestern Telegraph as a private sector success), and two more if you include military experience.

[Dentali]

Just did the math and Florence has 20 points

Cameron has 14 points (since I'm counting the Midwestern Telegraph as a private sector success), and two more if you include military experience.

Definitely need tweet my numbers, put more emphasis on statewide elected office, less on identity politics and make a category for national name recognition

[Vaquas]

CNN had an 11 year old eloquent kid reporter on and they were asking him questions and they asked him “which candidate are you most impressed by?”

His unironic response?

“Marianne Williamson.”

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Cameron has 14 points (since I'm counting the Midwestern Telegraph as a private sector success), and two more if you include military experience.

Definitely need tweet my numbers, put more emphasis on statewide elected office, less on identity politics and make a category for national name recognition

Cameron's got name recognition in the Midwest, so it's not going to make it harder for him. Also, are there points for swing states, and is Michigan one?

[New Cobastheia]

Cameron has 14 points (since I'm counting the Midwestern Telegraph as a private sector success), and two more if you include military experience.

Definitely need tweet my numbers, put more emphasis on statewide elected office, less on identity politics and make a category for national name recognition

I think that a gender/identity boost would work better if it has a condition like, such as already being in elected office.

[Meelducan]

CNN had an 11 year old eloquent kid reporter on and they were asking him questions and they asked him “which candidate are you most impressed by?”

His unironic response?

“Marianne Williamson.”

He will be Marianne Williamson’s Press Secretary.