Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Polandball RP (IC/Closed)

[American Pere Housh]

I'm not "Cap", my name is the British Republic! He was my father!

My bad I will call you Brit as nickname

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

You couldn't just call me Britain, huh? Well, either way, let's keep examining this male genital.

Continues examining and thinking about it. Perhaps for a bit too long.

Ah-ha! I found it! They must be a good drawer, so it's not any of the uneducated nations, and they also must be attracted to men, so that discounts straight and proper men, along with certain women. This is clearly a sexual reaction based upon a feeling of loneliness, so said drawer must also not be in a relationship. Great. We've gotten somewhere.

[American Pere Housh]

You couldn't just call me Britain, huh? Well, either way, let's keep examining this male genital.

Continues examining and thinking about it. Perhaps for a bit too long.

Ah-ha! I found it! They must be a good drawer, so it's not any of the uneducated nations, and they also must be attracted to men, so that discounts straight and proper men, along with certain women. This is clearly a sexual reaction based upon a feeling of loneliness, so said drawer must also not be in a relationship. Great. We've gotten somewhere.

she lights cigarette and take a long drag
Well its not me because I suck at drawing and I like women. Hey Dixie, any ideas as to who this is?

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

So you're a- wait a minute...I'm getting forbidden thoughts, excuse me.


Finds the nearest electric cable and zaps self, takes some pills and hits self with an ice pick

There we go, the thoughts are gone. Better see a psychologist again, because my illness is acting up.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

You couldn't just call me Britain, huh? Well, either way, let's keep examining this male genital.

Continues examining and thinking about it. Perhaps for a bit too long.

Ah-ha! I found it! They must be a good drawer, so it's not any of the uneducated nations, and they also must be attracted to men, so that discounts straight and proper men, along with certain women. This is clearly a sexual reaction based upon a feeling of loneliness, so said drawer must also not be in a relationship. Great. We've gotten somewhere.

she lights cigarette and take a long drag
Well its not me because I suck at drawing and I like women. Hey Dixie, any ideas as to who this is?

Hey, um high, can I ask you to kindly avoid mentioning that around me? It causes me to go insane for reasons that me and my psychologist are trying to figure out. He keeps suggesting 'repressed homosexuality', but that's as likely as me being born out of a sardine!

[American Pere Housh]

So you're a- wait a minute...I'm getting forbidden thoughts, excuse me.


Finds the nearest electric cable and zaps self, takes some pills and hits self with an ice pick

There we go, the thoughts are gone. Better see a psychologist again, because my illness is acting up.

APH starting giggling at Britain antics
What illness?

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

So you're a- wait a minute...I'm getting forbidden thoughts, excuse me.


Finds the nearest electric cable and zaps self, takes some pills and hits self with an ice pick

There we go, the thoughts are gone. Better see a psychologist again, because my illness is acting up.

APH starting giggling at Britain antics
What illness?

"Repressed homosexuality" or so I've been told. Also, don't use that electric cable, American plugs have so little voltage that I could get more from riding a bicycle.

[American Pere Housh]

looks at Britain before opening a bag of Skittles
Umm... Ok I will keep that in mind. Skittles?

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

looks at Britain before opening a bag of Skittles
Umm... Ok I will keep that in mind. Skittles?

Skittles are too sticky for me, no thanks. Want a Porter?

Chugs down an entire bottle of Porter in one go

[American Pere Housh]

looks at Britain before opening a bag of Skittles
Umm... Ok I will keep that in mind. Skittles?

Skittles are too sticky for me, no thanks. Want a Porter?

Chugs down an entire bottle of Porter in one go

looks at Britain in confusion
Whats a Porter?

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Skittles are too sticky for me, no thanks. Want a Porter?

Chugs down an entire bottle of Porter in one go

looks at Britain in confusion
Whats a Porter?

Malt beer from London, of course.

[American Pere Housh]

looks at Britain in confusion
Whats a Porter?

Malt beer from London, of course.

nods her head in understanding
Sure I will try one.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Malt beer from London, of course.

nods her head in understanding
Sure I will try one.

Gives her one, although a particularly weak version as Porter beer is known for being strong and bitter.

Try it.

[American Pere Housh]

nods her head in understanding
Sure I will try one.

Gives her one, although a particularly weak version as Porter beer is known for being strong and bitter.

Try it.

opens bottle and takes a sip
Hmmm... Has a bitter taste but it surprisingly good

[Terra Helvetica Order]

Hello

[American Pere Housh]

Hello

she looks at Terra with an eye smile
Yes Terra

[Terra Helvetica Order]

Hello

she looks at Terra with an eye smile
Yes Terra

Nervous Smiling

[The Dixie Confederate Union]

You couldn't just call me Britain, huh? Well, either way, let's keep examining this male genital.

Continues examining and thinking about it. Perhaps for a bit too long.

Ah-ha! I found it! They must be a good drawer, so it's not any of the uneducated nations, and they also must be attracted to men, so that discounts straight and proper men, along with certain women. This is clearly a sexual reaction based upon a feeling of loneliness, so said drawer must also not be in a relationship. Great. We've gotten somewhere.

she lights cigarette and take a long drag
Well its not me because I suck at drawing and I like women. Hey Dixie, any ideas as to who this is?

How should I know? I'm heterosexual...

takes a nice smoke

[The Dixie Confederate Union]

nods her head in understanding
Sure I will try one.

Gives her one, although a particularly weak version as Porter beer is known for being strong and bitter.

Try it.

I think we may be underestimating our suspect, they could be right under our noses.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Gives her one, although a particularly weak version as Porter beer is known for being strong and bitter.

Try it.

I think we may be underestimating our suspect, they could be right under our noses.

Who might that be? Perhaps it's you. You're the only one that we haven't ruled out yet. But that's just me.

He lit another cigar, beginning to chain smoke.

[Terra Helvetica Order]

Hello again

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Hello again

Ah, hello.

Continues smoking.

[American Pere Housh]

Hello again

Ah, hello.

Continues smoking.

looks around for clues with magnifying glass

Aha I found something guys. It looks to be a crayon in the same color as the drawing.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Ah, hello.

Continues smoking.

looks around for clues with magnifying glass

Aha I found something guys. It looks to be a crayon in the same color as the drawing.

Handles it with gloves and places it in a sealed plastic bag

We can find the fingerprints and all the other things on it later. We require more evidence.

[The Dixie Confederate Union]

looks around for clues with magnifying glass

Aha I found something guys. It looks to be a crayon in the same color as the drawing.

Handles it with gloves and places it in a sealed plastic bag

We can find the fingerprints and all the other things on it later. We require more evidence.

Bitch, please. I outlawed homos years ago, I wouldn't dare draw that.