Nationstates Bar & Pool(Open)(Now Hiring all positions)

[Bolslania]

Welcome to NS Bar & Pool! This is a Forum in which you can talk about your nation and other nations , chill, get in bar-fights, get drunk, or just chat.
If you wish to work for NS Bar & Pool, fill out this app:

Name:

Age:

Criminal record:

Job applying for:

One small paragraph(3-4 sentences) for why I should hire your character:

Here are the going rates for the positions

Cook: $30.14 per hour

Assistant bartender: $15.00 per hour

waiter/waitress: $12.46 per hour

Menu:

Drinks (Alcoholic)
Whiskey: $5.00
Brandy : $7.50
Bud Light: $2.00
Coors/ Coors Lite: $2.00
Margarita: $10.00
Vodka: $4.50

Drinks (Non-Alcoholic)
Coke products: $3.00
Pepsi products: $3.00
Mug root beer: $4.00
Sprite products: $3.00

Food
Burgers: $5.00
Hot dogs: $4.00

Available TV channels

CNN
MSNBC
NBC
TNT
BBC
PBS news

The 5 Commandments of NS Bar & Grill

1. Thy will restrain thyself from uttering racial or sexual slurs

2. Thy will consume 1 shot of Whiskey upon entry into the establishment

3. We are a socially accepting Bar, and all patrons should follow stated doctrine

4. Thy shall be friendly or not at their own discretion

5. The Owner of this establishment has the right to remove any patrons from the property as he sees fit.

[Christian Confederation]

A shot of weskey my good man.

[Bolslania]

A shot of weskey my good man.

Comin' up

welcome to NS bar & Pool

[The Black Party]

"Could I get a glass of water with a slice of lemon while I fill out this job application?"

[Bolslania]

"Could I get a glass of water with a slice of lemon while I fill out this job application?"

Sure, with your shot of whiskey I presume?

[The Black Party]

Sure, with your shot of whiskey I presume?

"If it's compulsory."

[Christian Confederation]

A shot of weskey my good man.

Comin' up

welcome to NS bar & Pool

Thanks so what kinda info can you give me. I'm looking for Conservatives to recruit into my region.

[Greater Germanic Confederation]

*Breaks down the door with a Panther Tank* "I need your best Weiß Hell Bier!"

[Bolslania]

Sure, with your shot of whiskey I presume?

"If it's compulsory."

'tis

[Bolslania]

*Breaks down the door with a Panther Tank* "I need your best Weiß Hell Bier!"

After Panzerfausting the engine of the Panther, and shooing the crew out of the bar, I handing GGC his Whiskey and Heineken.

You're paying for the door.

[Greater Germanic Confederation]

*Breaks down the door with a Panther Tank* "I need your best Weiß Hell Bier!"

After Panzerfausting the engine of the Panther, and shooing the crew out of the bar, I handing GGC his Whiskey and Heineken.

You're paying for the door.

The entire Wehrmacht (Literally, the Panther is like a clown car,) exits the tank and exits the bar, and I'd drink the whiskey, and eat the glass, and I'd drive off with my Heineken in a Kübelwagen. "Put it on my tab!!"

[The Black Party]

The entire Wehrmacht (Literally, the Panther is like a clown car,) exits the tank and exits the bar, and I'd drink the whiskey, and eat the glass, and I'd drive off with my Heineken in a Kübelwagen. "Put it on my tab!!"

A man in brown uniform would sneak up behind the Panther driver, flip a beer bottle, and raise it over the German Operator's head,

"This one's for Warsaw,"

Before bringing the bottle down onto the Tank Commander's head.

[Bolslania]

Comin' up

welcome to NS bar & Pool

Thanks so what kinda info can you give me. I'm looking for Conservatives to recruit into my region.

UMMMMMM......... I don't know of to many Conservatives, there is the United Confederate States

But, anything to drink, eat?

[Bolslania]

The entire Wehrmacht (Literally, the Panther is like a clown car,) exits the tank and exits the bar, and I'd drink the whiskey, and eat the glass, and I'd drive off with my Heineken in a Kübelwagen. "Put it on my tab!!"

A man in brown uniform would sneak up behind the Panther driver, flip a beer bottle, and raise it over the German Operator's head,

"This one's for Warsaw,"

Before bringing the bottle down onto the Tank Commander's head.

The Bartender proposes a toast to that.

[Bolslania]

After Panzerfausting the engine of the Panther, and shooing the crew out of the bar, I handing GGC his Whiskey and Heineken.

You're paying for the door.

The entire Wehrmacht (Literally, the Panther is like a clown car,) exits the tank and exits the bar, and I'd drink the whiskey, and eat the glass, and I'd drive off with my Heineken in a Kübelwagen. "Put it on my tab!!"

You don't have one!!

[Greater Germanic Confederation]

The entire Wehrmacht (Literally, the Panther is like a clown car,) exits the tank and exits the bar, and I'd drink the whiskey, and eat the glass, and I'd drive off with my Heineken in a Kübelwagen. "Put it on my tab!!"

You don't have one!!

He wouldn't hear the Bartender

[Bolslania]

You don't have one!!

He wouldn't hear the Bartender

He hears the Bartender in his head

Bartender be Magicman

[Greater Germanic Confederation]

He wouldn't hear the Bartender

He hears the Bartender in his head

Bartender be Magicman

The sounds of WWII-era German Patriotic music would drown out the voice.

[USS Monitor]

Sorry folks, but this also applies to P2TM: viewtopic.php?f=25&t=389112