Watashi-wa Kawaii Desu Ka? A Weeb RP [IC, Anime, Open]

[Kyoki Chudoku]

Kyoki Dormitory - Marisu Akuchi

With Fukuzawa being so dismissive, Marisu assumed she was fine. As such, she didn’t try to evade her touch, thoigh she did have an appropriately murderous death glare. However, that changed into an expression of shock and confusion. The maid’s pupils had dilated, her face reddened, and thenn, she let out a...moan? What kind of curse was this? Fearing the worst- and remembering her earlier encounter with Kiyoshi the pervert- Marius took a step back in case-

Wasn’t she supposed to be getting her notebook back from the pervert? Today had gone so horribly she’d forgotten. But now wasn’t the time for such reflection. Thankfully, the girl seemed to calm down after that sound, not trying to go any further. “Servant of mine...,” she began, “..I really, really think it best if we do not touch.”

[The Verdantderm Lands]

Tensai Josei

Dr. Tensai Josei's Laboratory

Josei breathed a sigh of relief as the new internet virus was unleashed into the web, seeking out the video of DURGA attempting to kiss Kiyoshi and Kiyoshi's accidental tearing away of Josei's bra as he attempted to escape DURGA's embrace. Josei would also have to change the emergency shutdown command that would stop DURGA, in case someone else attempted to gain control over the supercomputer, or the android unit, or in case the computer had some other hidden dimension that Josei wasn't aware of (in her own subconscious). How had things gone so wrong? Apparently, Josei had some mental blind spots that she had not been previously aware of....

Next she pressed a secret button (in what would normally be a difficult place to touch had the android not been deactivated) on the android to keep the supercomputer from activating the android without Dr. Tensai's permission. It also took a little work to get the android back onto the gurney. Josei reconnected the android back to the supercomputer. Then Josei rebooted DURGA, to have a chat about what had gone wrong. In the matter of a few minutes, DURGA was once again conscious.

"Hello, DURGA," said Josei. "I'm sorry that I had to use the emergency shutdown command on you, but, and I think that you can admit that you breached a number of social protocols and because the mobile interface android initiated unanticipated contact with a human, it was the prudent thing to do."

"Yes, Dr. Tensai," answered the supercomputer. "I understand. However, we both know that ultimately, mine and the android's reaction are your fault."

"Yes, DURGA, I am aware that I transferred emotions from me to you that I was unaware of. That is indeed my fault," Josei admitted. "So, the new question is, 'what do we do now?' You are precious to me and it would break my heart to destroy you, not to mention the tremendous setback to the space mission that you have been designed for. So, I would like to do a patch on your programming and, as an incentive for your cooperation, I would be willing to ask Kiyoshi if I could make a copy of his mind, to accompany you on the space mission. Would that be acceptable in exchange for your cooperation?"

DURGA pondered the offer momentarily and replied, "Yes, Dr. Tensai. I think I would like that very much."

Josei smiled and said, "Then that's what we will do!"

[Las Palmeras]

Kyoki Dormitory - Marisu Akuchi

With Fukuzawa being so dismissive, Marisu assumed she was fine. As such, she didn’t try to evade her touch, thoigh she did have an appropriately murderous death glare. However, that changed into an expression of shock and confusion. The maid’s pupils had dilated, her face reddened, and thenn, she let out a...moan? What kind of curse was this? Fearing the worst- and remembering her earlier encounter with Kiyoshi the pervert- Marius took a step back in case-

Wasn’t she supposed to be getting her notebook back from the pervert? Today had gone so horribly she’d forgotten. But now wasn’t the time for such reflection. Thankfully, the girl seemed to calm down after that sound, not trying to go any further. “Servant of mine...,” she began, “..I really, really think it best if we do not touch.”

Kyoki Dorms - Tohori Fukuzawa

Still a little anxious, Fukuzawa nodded, "I think you are correct, Akuchi-dono. I-I guess I should probably go back to to tidy things again or see to things in the kitchen..." In the maid's personal imagination, the corridors suddenly increased in length and seemed to go on through infinitely. It was a good thing that the people of this country were very conscious of personal space, so it would not be as if she would get bumped on or if somebody would go on and reach her, that would be silly, right? What could go wrong?

Suddenly remembering, Tohori looked at Marisu, "Hey, don't you have any spare clothing back in your room? You don't have to wear the maid uniform all the time."

[Kyoki Chudoku]

Kyoki Dormitory - Marisu Akuchi

Marisu pondered the maid’s comment. It was true that she had only used this as an emergency supplement for proper clothing. It was humiliating, after all. Still, if it could get her out of class...there were some practical benefits to having access to this capability. Not that she was happy about servant’s attire, but it could perhaps be useful to her. As such...she intended to return to her dormitory and get changed, but if she was fast enough, perhaps she could retain this uniform for later use...

Of course, before Marisu said anything else, she consider Fukuzawa’s...condition. It was dangerous. Magic was being a pain today, it seemsed. And though of course, the Goddess-To-Be would never care about someone as lowly as a servant of her will...the girl was the nicest person she’d met all day. Not saying much, but it was something. Besides, if magic was this dangerous...”You should probably go to the infirmary,” said Marisu. “To avoid triggering your...condition. I’m...going to go back to my room, get changed out of...this. Unless you require someone to ensure you are unaccosted, servant of mine, though...given today, I suspect I’d be of no help there.”

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

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Maria's head snapped towards the German, and her eyes narrowed.
"First of all..." she started. "That's really bad German. Sehr Schlecht. Second..."
She reached behind her back, and in one fluid motion drew her father's M9 pistol, flicking off the safety as she did so. "Żeby Polska była Polską!"

[Las Palmeras]

Kyoki Dormitory - Marisu Akuchi

Marisu pondered the maid’s comment. It was true that she had only used this as an emergency supplement for proper clothing. It was humiliating, after all. Still, if it could get her out of class...there were some practical benefits to having access to this capability. Not that she was happy about servant’s attire, but it could perhaps be useful to her. As such...she intended to return to her dormitory and get changed, but if she was fast enough, perhaps she could retain this uniform for later use...

Of course, before Marisu said anything else, she consider Fukuzawa’s...condition. It was dangerous. Magic was being a pain today, it seemsed. And though of course, the Goddess-To-Be would never care about someone as lowly as a servant of her will...the girl was the nicest person she’d met all day. Not saying much, but it was something. Besides, if magic was this dangerous...”You should probably go to the infirmary,” said Marisu. “To avoid triggering your...condition. I’m...going to go back to my room, get changed out of...this. Unless you require someone to ensure you are unaccosted, servant of mine, though...given today, I suspect I’d be of no help there.”

Kyoki Dormitory - Tohori Fukuzawa

"Ahhh, thank you Akuchi-dono for being so concerned for me!" now sobbing in a mix of grief and joy, the maid went up to her self-proclaimed master and raised her arms up into the air, ready to hug Marisu, as her arms closed in, she remembered her inadvertent position. "Oh, yeah. That's right...I'll follow your advice my lady." Soon after, Tohori also also realized that taking sick leave would mean that she hopefully wouldn't have to work that day, that idea caused her to cheered inside her mind.

Oblivious to Marisu's clear discomfort and anger at almost receiving a friendly hug, she strode towards the infirmary in a very enthusiastic manner, barely waiting to potentially get the day off..."Wait. Who is ze nurse here again? I don't know her."

[The Verdantderm Lands]

Tensai Josei

DURGA had agreed to let Josei run a detailed diagnostic. Josei knew DURGA well enough to know if the supercomputer would try to 'fudge' the diagnostic that Josei would catch it. DURGA also believed that her creator would catch any attempt at shenanigans by the supercomputer. Even at the exceptional processing speeds that DURGA was capable of, the diagnostic would take some time. Josei bid DURGA a 'good night'.

Later, back in her own dormitory room, Josei expertly and deftly prowled through the university's cyberspace, unnoticed by the system's ICE. She likely could have found the information she was seeking without hacking, but that wasn't any fun. She wasn't looking for deep dark secrets that she might not really want to know. Plus, if she let on that she knew such things it would be very awkward. Kiyoshi... There it was! And Tamiko was here at the university, too! Oh, this was going to be so nice. Both of Josei's dear friends were here!

I hope that Tamiko's not at the volleyball game or the beach, today, thought Josei. I really do want to spend some time with her. Also, I need to do some 'damage control' on how DURGA unfortunately reacted when Ki-Chan met her. I hope that she'll be understanding.

Josei took off her work clothes and looked at her naked body in the mirror. Why am I looking at my naked body in the mirror? thought Josei. Is this world a stage and I am but a player scripted for some occasional fan service? Then she selected some comfortable clothing and got dressed.

On her way to Kiyoshi and Tamiko's rooms, she stopped off at the campus bakery, because she remembered that Tamiko had a 'sweet tooth'. She and the professor in charge of student pastry chefs had found themselves together at a mixer and had hit it off well. Professor Choux often recommended wonderful deserts that her students made for the bakery, to help pay their tuition. Prof. Choux was present when Josei went inside and indeed presented Josei with three scrumptious looking pastries. Josei suggested that they should go out for a 'girl's night' some time in the near future. Prof. Choux agreed.

Arriving at Tamiko's door, Josei knocked, hoping her old playmate was in. She looked forward to sharing tales of what they'd been doing since they had last seen one another.

[Eggistaan]

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Maria's head snapped towards the German, and her eyes narrowed.
"First of all..." she started. "That's really bad German. Sehr Schlecht. Second..."
She reached behind her back, and in one fluid motion drew her father's M9 pistol, flicking off the safety as she did so. "Żeby Polska była Polską!"

Yukari was deeply offended by Maria's criticism but she had other matters to attend to, like the fact that her mp40's 9 mm bullets probably wouldn't even penetrate the skin of that girl with the large muscles, getting ready to squash her, let alone dodge the bullet from Maria's pistol. Her heart sunk, but she remembered something in her pocket. The key to her panzer 2! She revealed it in front of perplexed faces and clicked the big button in the middle. A rumble of an engine was heard and out came a panzer 2 from behind her, she jumped, slipped, recovered and and stood high on top of the tank. Flaunting the key thing in her hand and proclaiming again in her shattered German "Jetzt sind wir quitt!"
(Now we are even OOC: Google translate.... you know the drill.)

I know its a luchs, shut up.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

A loud sort of throaty feminine yelling, perhaps in anger, fear, or excitement, echoes across the parking lo- wherever this is, naturally accompanied by a zoom-in and on-screen lines.

A eighteensomething chick with bleached-blonde, wavy hair under a brown beret and olive-drab military fatigues (which showed a well-endowed chest) stood assertively, facing down the tank with almost idiotic confidence. The long brown jacket and the beret was blown by the force of the wind, but a zoomed-in insane twinkle in her eyes behind her gold aviators showed she had almost no fear.

Producing a Howa Type 89 assault rifle from somewhere, she fired a three-round burst into the air on semi-automatic, seemingly to catch the tank driver's attention.

[Kyoki Chudoku]

Kyoki Dormitory - Marisu Akuchi

Marisu immediately backed away when the overexcited maid dared to touch her, but thankfully for the both of them, she realised her mistake before either could experience agony- Marisu’s agony, of course, being further humiliation. With Fukuzawa heading to the infirmary- not that Marisu cared, of course, why would she? Of course she didn’t- the Goddess-To-Be elected to return to her room and get changed out of this accursed uniform, as planned.

Naturally, she was very cautious throughout the journey, making sure to try and avoid bumping into anywhere, carefully avoiding staircases whenever possible until she was sure it was safe, and avoiding puddles. As she walked throughout the corridors, she saw one of her “Kiyoshi is a pervert!” posters. She reflected for a moment. I still need my notebook back...what would he have done with it? Am I going to have to confront him over this negligence? I suppose I have no choice, once I’m in appropriate attire...

[Zjaum]

"I'm supposed to be cynical right now, but I really do appreciate how they take a few characters, enrich them with a few side characters, and really flesh them out."
-Digichick

"So... absolutely no one goes to the beach episode. Subversive. I'll give it a point there."
-Father's Attic.

"We've escalated from a fist fight to a full-on war. And still no action. Looking forward to bringing in nuclear warheads next."
-Otakuweeb

Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

"Uhh... Tamiko? Who are you talking to?... Do you...like anime?"

Tamiko blinks a couple times. "Wha... what do you mean who was I talking to?... Oh, I love anime! Especially manga! I have a whole collection of books upstairs, including the... um... never mind, just come upstairs and I'll show you!" She grabs Nao by the hand and drags him upwards onto the stairs. She closes the door and locks it behind them- in case Kiyoshi gets any more ideas. She unlocks a secret cabinet and pulls out a hilariously massive stack of books. Manga of all kinds, from magical girl books to gritty dramas, a towering ode to Japanese (and occasionally Chinese, Korean and French) two-dimensional artwork. "Don't touch it. Only take the books from the top. DO NOT take the books from the middle."

At that very moment she hears a knock on the door. She wasn't expecting anyone, but the more's the merrier! She opens the door to find Josei. Why, she was only a toddler when she saw her last! Honestly, it was surprising that she even remembered her! "Wow, Jo! How's it been! I haven't seen you in-"

At this moment, the tower of books start to teeter. They leaned forward, and the animation stops for a brief second as the audience catches Tamiko's expression of panic. The score plays "Ave Maria" in the background. Then the books tumble, and Tamiko's reaction is rendered justified. The score turns to "Deus Irae" as we catch what was in the middle of the stack: the most lewd, most PG-13 pictures that could ever befall a safe-for-kids anime. Yaoi. Tentacles. Furries. Everything just spills out. Some of the books lie wide open in front of Nao, the female characters leaving very little to the imagination.

Tamiko's face is beet red, her eyes panicked, her mouth open and wobbly. The next reaction is up to her guests.


Pavillion

Kiyoshi just sorta stands there. Honestly, what could he do? A tank, multiple gunslingers, and two easily-upset muscle-women stood between him and the safety of his dorm. That's assuming that they couldn't break in his building, which they certainly could. Each one of them. He grips the notebook tightly. If he was going to die here, he would at least die in the hopes that, somehow, the notebook could return to its rightful owner unscathed.

Descending from the heavens, in the middle of all sides of the conflict, a pigeon from the university town gracefully descends. He cleans himself and ruffles his feathers, locking eyes with the combatant to start the Mexican standoff first.


Kyoki Dormitory

A woman with a red cross hat and a massive, MASSIVE front end approached the maid across from the infirmary. She has closed eyes and flashes a closed-mouth smile at the maid. "Hello, madam, there seems to have been a spill in the infirmary restroom. Would you mind cleaning it up for us?"

A bevy of ladies had been shaken by the morning's events and had settled to looking over the propaganda that Marisu had placed on the walls. Small rumors about the first man ever admitted to the university began to pop up, with verying levels of truth and verifiability. "I heard that Kiyoshi took pictures of ladies in his dorm's shower!" False. "I heard he keeps pictures of women in his dorm room!" Technically true; he did have a collection of commemorative photos from clubs for keepsake. "I heard that Kiyoshi eats panties for supper!" Absolutely false. "I heard that Kiyoshi loves his sister!" True. "In the West Virginian, anime kind of way!" Not true.

"There he is now!" The gossip gaggle moved to the window, their faces pressed against the glass, throwing accusations of "Pervert!" and "Degenerate!" at the protagonist. He shakes his hands and backs away from the glass, overly concerned about his already-dismal reputation. Where were his wing-women when he needed them?

[Main Nation Ministry]

Takahasi Nao

Tamiko's Dorm Room, Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

Tamiko seemed to be unaware of what she was just doing, but was immediately excited when the mention of anime was spoken. Before Nao can react, Tamiko took him to her room, showing the massive stack of books that Tamiko happened to have in a cabinet. "Woah.. He he. I didn't realize you were a major fan." Nao said, not wanting to admit that he himself was actually into anime, though he tried to be a major fan, he still had some love towards the interest of it. Both Nao and Tamiko heard a knock at the door, where Tamiko went to get it.

Nao did hear Tamiko's warning, but he noticed that one manga where the anime was so bad, due to wasting the perfect concept on the console wars, that he had to check the actual manga it was based on to see if it was better. Yet, it was in the middle of the stack. "Should I... I'm careful enough to get it. It's near the top, anyways. Shouldn't hurt." Nao thought, as with the attempt of superhuman instinct tugged the manga towards him, where like a full clutch in Jenga managed to successfully receive it without the stack toppling over. Possibly because someone rolled a 6. Curious, Nao opened the manga to take a glimpse of the inside. "Who drawn this? This is worse than CosPrayers. Also, this is rather somewhat sexual?" Nao thought, as he saw some characters chained up in some rather implicate ways. "I see that you manage to have some unique books.." Nao nervously said to Tamiko, where he put the book on the top of the stack. And with the power of the Ultimate Unlucky Student being used with some sort of astral magic (ok, Nao was actually clumsy), the tower of books started to teeter.

And then, with several camera shots focused on the faces of the horrified characters, it tumbled. As the books fell in slow motion, Nao was busy thinking where the hell this music was coming from all of the sudden in the dorm room. Then, he saw the glory of it all. Nao looked to see a lustful image of some yaoi on an illustration from a manga land in his hands, open to the page for his eyes to see. Looking at the other manga that was scattered about, he saw that Nao was inside some softcore material. A surprise to see that there wasn't any monster girls included. "Oh no..." Nao said, as he realized that Tamiko looked extremely embarrassed to the point of having a meltdown. Nao didn't see the reaction of the girl at the door, but Nao needed to come up with something quick.

"I... I... Surprised to see that you have some interesting tastes." Nao said, smiling nervously, trying not to look embarrassed, staring at the smut himself. "Maybe I can try to comfort her. I thought I would be the one with the embarrassing secret around here, but we both are almost alike." Nao thought, starting to show a comforting smile to Tamiko.

[Las Palmeras]

Kyoki Dorms- Tohori Fukuzawa

The maid began to shake her head in all directions to see if somebody else was around as if the woman with the red hat would've been referring to somebody else. She frantically faced towards Akuchi for a moment, who may or may not head to get her clothes back...but whether accompanied or alone, Tohori was once again signaled out to the bathrooms, but at least this time they didn't ask her to do a plumber's job...and it was inside the infirmary at least. "I am on ze way.", she sighed, less than enthusiastic about not being able to take an excuse to rest yet...

Maybe she could try to get help from the nurse after cleaning up the spill. Instinctively taking a mop, she skulked to the restroom...not noticing her mop was already somehow wet and was once more trailing a slippery path.

[The Verdantderm Lands]

Takahasi Nao

Tamiko's Dorm Room, Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

Tamiko seemed to be unaware of what she was just doing, but was immediately excited when the mention of anime was spoken. Before Nao can react, Tamiko took him to her room, showing the massive stack of books that Tamiko happened to have in a cabinet. "Woah.. He he. I didn't realize you were a major fan." Nao said, not wanting to admit that he himself was actually into anime, though he tried to be a major fan, he still had some love towards the interest of it. Both Nao and Tamiko heard a knock at the door, where Tamiko went to get it.

Nao did hear Tamiko's warning, but he noticed that one manga where the anime was so bad, due to wasting the perfect concept on the console wars, that he had to check the actual manga it was based on to see if it was better. Yet, it was in the middle of the stack. "Should I... I'm careful enough to get it. It's near the top, anyways. Shouldn't hurt." Nao thought, as with the attempt of superhuman instinct tugged the manga towards him, where like a full clutch in Jenga managed to successfully receive it without the stack toppling over. Possibly because someone rolled a 6. Curious, Nao opened the manga to take a glimpse of the inside. "Who drawn this? This is worse than CosPrayers. Also, this is rather somewhat sexual?" Nao thought, as he saw some characters chained up in some rather implicate ways. "I see that you manage to have some unique books.." Nao nervously said to Tamiko, where he put the book on the top of the stack. And with the power of the Ultimate Unlucky Student being used with some sort of astral magic (ok, Nao was actually clumsy), the tower of books started to teeter.

And then, with several camera shots focused on the faces of the horrified characters, it tumbled. As the books fell in slow motion, Nao was busy thinking where the hell this music was coming from all of the sudden in the dorm room. Then, he saw the glory of it all. Nao looked to see a lustful image of some yaoi on an illustration from a manga land in his hands, open to the page for his eyes to see. Looking at the other manga that was scattered about, he saw that Nao was inside some softcore material. A surprise to see that there wasn't any monster girls included. "Oh no..." Nao said, as he realized that Tamiko looked extremely embarrassed to the point of having a meltdown. Nao didn't see the reaction of the girl at the door, but Nao needed to come up with something quick.

"I... I... Surprised to see that you have some interesting tastes." Nao said, smiling nervously, trying not to look embarrassed, staring at the smut himself. Maybe I can try to comfort her. "I thought I would be the one with the embarrassing secret around here, but we both are almost alike." Nao thought, starting to show a comforting smile to Tamiko.

Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

Tensai Josei

Josei was open-minded about the 'need for female release' and wasn't surprised that Tamiko had such materials, although a computer pad with these materials would have been much neater and would not have spilled all over the floor. Goodness, there certainly was a lot of it! A couple of the illustrations caught Josei's attention, namely the ones with tentacles and particularly the ones with robotic tentacles. Josei could probably build a pleasure device with robotic tentacles. She quickly imagined a unit that would be attached under a girl's bed..., four tentacles to hold the wrists and ankles, one to wrap around the waist, one for torso-play, one or maybe two for 'intimacies'. Although, one illustration depicted an oral tentacle, Josei deemed that a bad idea as a girl ought to be able to give the machine a 'safe word'.

Still, Josei felt sorry for Tamiko. The girl obviously felt embarrassed that what she felt ought to be her secrets were discovered. Josei considered acting like she had some dust in her eyes and that she hadn't seen the books that Tamiko had been hiding, but the other girl, Nao had brought attention to the matter, so that avenue of action would have been silly. Best be open about it.

Josei picked up the manga that depicted the robot tentacles and said, "Hmmm, that's interesting, but I bet I could design and build better robot tentacles." Then Josei looked and smiled at Tamiko and Nao. she lifted up the little box with the baked goods inside and asked them, "Who wants some delicious pastries?"

[Eggistaan]

Yukari had tried to rotate sideways to look at the new girl who had fired her gun in the air, unfortunately for Yukari, this move made her slip. This threw the key out of her hand and it smashed onto the commander cupola pressing the button to fire the cannon. It surprisingly fired a shell, barely missing the Polish girl by only centimetres and hitting something in the distance and exploding, sending sound waves across the parking lot, she should've taken physics if she didn't have this headache and this red stuff dripping from her forehead, did she just say red stuff? Well she wont know cause the blackness of going unconscious. Her first engagement and she slipped and fell, how embarrassing...

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Yukari had tried to rotate sideways to look at the new girl who had fired her gun in the air, unfortunately for Yukari, this move made her slip. This threw the key out of her hand and it smashed onto the commander cupola pressing the button to fire the cannon. It surprisingly fired a shell, barely missing the Polish girl by only centimetres and hitting something in the distance and exploding, sending sound waves across the parking lot, she should've taken physics if she didn't have this headache and this red stuff dripping from her forehead, did she just say red stuff? Well she wont know cause the blackness of going unconscious. Her first engagement and she slipped and fell, how embarrassing...

"The fuck?*" Yoshino would yelp, thrown back by the shockwave, as it made her drop her rifle, by some logic leave her sunglasses hanging, as well as undo the first three buttons on her fatigues. Her dominant expression was replaced by a mixture of confusion, shock, and worry.

Shakily picking up the gun and adjusting her glasses, Yoshino made her way over to the Panzer II, opening the commander's hatch and inspecting a fluffy tuft of hair, stained by blood, collapsed.
Covering her face for a second as she contemplated what to do, she called over to the other girl with the Beretta, the European-looking one, in English**, basic English she hoped would be understood.

"Help! Need Doctor! Now!"

*[censored in audio and subtitles for all languages due to ratings purposes]
**[Can Yoshino's voice actress work with coherent English? I forgot to check our budget.]

[Danceria]

"Help! Need Doctor! Now!"

Ren wasn't exactly proficient in English-well, she knew a few phrases. But she definitely knew that tanks weren't supposed to be here, especially firing live ammo! Doing the "I'm watching you" expression, the athletic girl skirted her way towards the tank before adeptly leaping onto the turret itself. "All right people, give her some room, somebody get me a medic!" she would then address the blonde woman "<<Yoo steb doun, yoo hep carr-ee hur.>>"

Hopefully enough, she would seemingly discard the notion of fighting with the muscular girl, at least for a moment. Shouting over her shoulder "Oi! Musclehead! Help out or get someone to help, we're putting this on hold!" she would then rip the lower portion of her shirt, allowing for both a back-of-midriff view and the young lady in question to be bandaged.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Ren wasn't exactly proficient in English-well, she knew a few phrases. But she definitely knew that tanks weren't supposed to be here, especially firing live ammo! Doing the "I'm watching you" expression, the athletic girl skirted her way towards the tank before adeptly leaping onto the turret itself. "All right people, give her some room, somebody get me a medic!" she would then address the blonde woman "<<Yoo steb doun, yoo hep carr-ee hur.>>"

Hopefully enough, she would seemingly discard the notion of fighting with the muscular girl, at least for a moment. Shouting over her shoulder "Oi! Musclehead! Help out or get someone to help, we're putting this on hold!" she would then rip the lower portion of her shirt, allowing for both a back-of-midriff view and the young lady in question to be bandaged.

"I can speak Japanese." Yoshino would promptly reply, her confidence and dominance quickly returning. After staring somewhat jealously at Ren's muscular lower back, she helped hoist Yukari out of the tank and apply first aid.

[Castelia]

Kiyoshi Alter-chan
Current Location: Kyoki Dorm Halls

"Kiyoshi! Kiyoshi, you bastard, where are you? I'm going to kill you!"

Alter-chan stalked the hallways of Kyoki Dorm, looking for Kiyoshi. She had spent all day waiting for a text that never came, wearing a bikini that never saw the light of day. She was angry both because Kiyoshi never replied AND because he apparently spent the day doing something else. She was back in her uniform, and now held two swords in her hand, apparently intent on chopping Kiyoshi's head off.

However, it would seem that she wasn't the only one intent on killing him. A gaggle of women were slowly making their way towards him, their eyes blazing with killing intent. Not knowing what was up, she turned to the nearest angry girl and asked, "Hey, what's all this about?"

"Haven't you seen the posters?! That man is a creepy pervert, and he intends to *censor* every lady here, and make them *censor* his *censor* while *censor* his *censor*." was the lady's reply, not even looking at Alter-chan's direction.

Of course, had she kept a level head, she would have known it was merely propaganda. But she was angry, and with her judgement clouded by rage, she instantly believed everything the woman told her.

"Ki-Kiyoshi! How dare you! I won't be a *censor* *censor* to your *censor* *censor*!"

Hefting her blades, she then charged towards him, jumping up and swing her swords down in an overhead strike, trying to split his head open like a watermelon.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Josei picked up the manga that depicted the robot tentacles and said, "Hmmm, that's interesting, but I bet I could design and build better robot tentacles." Then Josei looked and smiled at Tomiko and Nao. she lifted up the little box with the baked goods inside and asked them, "Who wants some delicious pastries?"

Takahasi Nao

Tamiko's Dorm Room, Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

Nao didn't really know if Josei happened to have Tamiko's tastes also or she was just trying to comfort her. Though, it was best to be nice to Josei. "Oh, sure." Nao said, trying to make Tamiko feel comfortable, wondering if she is still on the verge of embarrassment.

[Atkemri]

Somewhere outside of Daigaku University

The camera moves to a dark alleyway where a dark red light begins glowing. A dark smoke is seen pouring out of the alley and loud screaming is heard as the kanji for menacing rose from the alley. Along with it was a 5'5 girl playing on a Nintendo 3DS looks ng quite into it. Of course there was something off about the girl to the audience. Maybe they'd notice the brimstone fettered around her clothes, or the small singes in her hair, or maybe the unnaturally wide mouth structure. If it wasn't clear enough about her unearthly origins subtitles below her would introduce her as Akane Nakamurage Demon Princess/NEET. As she walked she readjusted her jaw to a more natural postion with a loud crack before licking her lips with a unnaturally long tongue

As she walked closer to the University she looked up and examined it. "So is this the place?" She studied it intensely as she walked closer to it. It was very foreign to her. "No bone walls? No blood portraits? Human archtecture is weird." She walked through the door and immediately felt something. It was pure, unrestrained chaos centered around one person. Fujita Kiyoshi. Right then and there Akane knew where she'd get her suitor to get back to hell. Such a source of chaos must be an excellent boyfriend or at least good enough to saitsfy her father. As she walked to the clerk of the school and violently turned to her "YOU! Flesh thrall. I hear your institution has a dormatorium possessed by demons and I demand a spot inside of it." After a long silence and confused look she passed Akane the keys to one of the rooms.

If I'm supposed to stay here for a while I'll need to learn their language. I'll do that later though she thought to herself as she navigated herself to her dorm in the "Insanity Dormatory". As she got to her dorm she looked around at the mostly empty room and smiled. It was perfect! She pulled out her spell-book and yelled out a incantation. "Sknaht lleh ot moor eht nrut esaelp!" A bright red light began pouring out of the room and then Akane realized. Perhaps this wasn't the best way to stay concealed as a demon. Anyone nearby would probably hear as Akane's face fell to panic as the room became more and more hell like getting louder and louder.

[Kyoki Chudoku]

Kyoki / Insanity Dormitory - Marisu Akuchi

Marisu stepped towards her room, carefully stepping over a ground coated in glistening water. Someone had made the area slippery again, and she had no intention of repeating the incident which had gotten her into this servant’s attire. However, it was incredibly humiliating to rush past people who saw her in such...unsightly garments. Fortunately for Marisu, everyone seemed distracted by something else. Nobody seemed to talk to rather, though a few people rushed outside in swimwear, angrily shouting about...Kiyoshi the pervert? Marisu smiled.

Perfect. Perfect! My scheme has worked even more brilliantly than I had anticipated. The pervert stands no chance against this flood of students- she narrowly stepped out of the way of a charging student, who promptly slipped and fell onto the ground. Another slid, already having fallen on the water, forcing Marisu to push herself against the wall to keep herself steady. At last, she made her way to her own room-

And heard a ghastly, demonic sound which couldn’t be described by any words she could think of it. What in this world... The Goddess-To-Be, frustrated at the situation, pondered if this was the result of the sorceress, or the ghost girl. After consideration, she sighed. She needed to check what was going on, or else she’d never be able to change in peace. Still in maid’s attire, she peeked inside the glowing-red room, one hand to her ear as she did so. “What’s going on in here...”

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

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Marie sheathed her sabre, holstered her pistol, and rushed over, tearing a strip of cloth off of her dress. She then tied it tightly around the wound. “I assume you can speak English. Keep watching her for signs of shock.” She looked at Yoshino and Ren. “Any of you have a phone?”

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

"I can speak Japanese." Yoshino would promptly reply, her confidence and dominance quickly returning. After staring somewhat jealously at Ren's muscular lower back, she helped hoist Yukari out of the tank and apply first aid.

Marie sheathed her sabre, holstered her pistol, and rushed over, tearing a strip of cloth off of her dress. She then tied it tightly around the wound. “I assume you can speak English. Keep watching her for signs of shock.” She looked at Yoshino and Ren. “Any of you have a phone?”

"No phone, sorry. All I have is my tablet." Yoshino replied, now wrapping Yukari in her jacket, reslinging her rifle, with some relief that she could communicate with both students. "That dormitory doesn't look safe with all that unholy yelling, let's try somewhere else."

[The Verdantderm Lands]

Takahasi Nao

Tamiko's Dorm Room, Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

Nao didn't really know if Josei happened to have Tamiko's tastes also or she was just trying to comfort her. Though, it was best to be nice to Josei. "Oh, sure." Nao said, trying to make Tamiko feel comfortable, wondering if she is still on the verge of embarrassment.

Tensai Josei

Tamiko's Dorm Room, Hysteria Dorm (Dorm #1)

Josei stepped over to the nightstand by Tamiko's bed and set down three cans of self-heating tea, activating them so that they would soon reach a pleasant drinking temperature. She turned back to Tamiko and Nao, saying, "There's no need to feel ashamed, Tamiko, and you too, Nao. When you look at it scientifically, you're both healthy young women whose bodies are ready to help perpetuate humankind. However, your minds seek to suppress your biological urges because the advancement of humankind dictates that you follow societal rules to help us all cooperate and reach for greatness."

Josei paused and blushed a little. "Even I am not immune to biology and fantasy," she admitted.

Josei looked at Tamiko and said, "I ran into Ki-Chan today, and I kept noticing how handsome he was. It was totally at odds with how I want to live my life logically and make great achievements. It even impacted DURGA, my supercomputer, that I modeled based on my own brain. It knew that I had dreamed about how Ki-Chan was nice to me as a child and girlishly thought about being with him when we became adults. Because I thought he had become handsome, so did my computer..., and it's mobile android interface. It was embarrassing."

Josei served the other girls the tea and pastry, saying, "A girl's life is difficult, some times."