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NS Nation Name: Jovuistan (DPRK made it, so all complaints go to him.)
Character Name: Jackson Chhurim Sherpa
Character Gender: Male
Character Age: 36
Character Height: 5 feet 5 inches
Character Weight: 165 pounds
Character Position: State Senator of New Jersey(2014-present)
Appearance:
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Character State of Origin: New York
Character State of Residence: New Jersey
Character Party Affiliation: Democratic
Main Strengths: Charismatic, Famous mountaineer, Widespread name recognition, Popular for obstructing the unpopular Governor, Cult like fan following
Main Weaknesses: Rather thick, Limited political experience, Incompetent mainly just good at obstructing
Biography:
Born to an immigrant Sherpa family in New York City, Jackson from the beginning was not a smart child, but he was somebody who was recognized for his athletic prowess at a young age. Even before his entry into kindergarten, he was recognized for his skill in climbing. Thus instead of getting an actual education like his peers, Sherpa spent his youth training to be a mountaineer. As a result he never really got into reading, nor books, resulting in a rather low intellect. However, what he lacked in brains he more than made up for in brawn. His climbing skills were excellent and thus he started his mountaineering career at the age of 12, not helping his already stunted intellect. He started off with numerous small peaks before moving on to the larger ones, all of which he conquered with ease. By the age of 16 he was recognized as one of the best youth mountaineers in the country and was captain of his high school's climbing team putting almost all of his teammates in the dust. Furthermore, despite his rather small physique due to his strong limb strength and rather nimble nature also made him a good fit for baseball.
So despite his rather limited intellect graduating with all Cs and Ds in high school, University of Washington was willing to overlook his stunted intelligence due to the fact that he was one of the best youth climbers in the country. Thus, despite his extremely poor grades he was able to squeeze into university due to brawn. This would be the first of many times where his brawn trumped brain. Like in most universities, Sherpa was enrolled in special athlete classes that passed him as long as he showed up to the exams, the following is what Sherpa wrote for his American History Class, which is not available to the public.American History final
By Jackson Sherpa
Robert E. Lee was one of the most prominent Chinese Americans of all time. Robert E. Lee was born to a Chinese immigrant family. One day when Robert E. Lee was riding on a bus an evil general by the name of McClellan went up to him and said: "HEY YOU! Youc cannot sit here!". Robert E. Lee then went like: "OMG, why?". Then McClellan pointed his finger at a sign that read: "Only blacks and whites". Lee was then very shocked, and he soon transitioned to anger, and he frowned. He then punched McClellan in the face, and was arrested by a cop named Ulysses S. Grant who tried him at the Appomattox Court House in Virginia. However, thanks to numerous patriotic Virginians, Lee was able to secure the release of all of his Confederates if they just swore an oath to be loyal American citizens. That is why I believe Robert E. Lee was one of the greaterest Americans that ever existed.
THE END.
He got a B- for that report by virtue of being a student-athlete.
His extreme aptitude in mountain climbing, however, made him a great asset to the university. He won numerous climbing competitions and was thus commended by his school. He graduated university with a degree in communications. Due to cheaper housing prices he moved to Newark, New Jersey. He then enlisted in the United States Army, and due to his climbing prowess, he was assigned to the 10th Mountain Division, and fought in Afghanistan with his Division. Of course, by then the mountains were a second home to him, and he killed numerous Taliban members who were holed up in their mountains strongholds. He estimated he killed around 12 people during his time in Afghanistan including one with his bare hands. He was then discharged from the military, and had no idea what to do with his life.
He decided to spend some years of his life climbing mountains. He summited Mt. Everest in 2007, Denali in 2008, K2 in 2009, and Kilimanjaro in 2010. However, during the expedition to Kilimanjaro, he took a tumble and effectively broke his leg, and led him isolated from the rest of the expedition. Fortunately, he was not too far from base camp, and he was able to reach base camp after 2 days of crawling. However, the leg was broken was badly that the doctors determined that he would walk with a noticeable limp for the rest of his life. He used that story to write the best selling book 48 Hours(which was in reality co-written with an actual author) which detailed his experiences. The book was later adapted to a movie. After spending 2 years recovering from his injury he decided to run for State Senate in 2013.
He won a landslide victory in the open seat in the heavily Democratic city of Newark. After his election he made a name for himself as the "Stubborn Sherpa". Due to his extreme incompetence, he mostly stuck to sponsoring the legislation of other Senators, chief among them was an attempt to concede completely to the school board's demands, which was vetoed by the Governor. In return Sherpa held up much of the Governor's bills by calling rollcall votes over and over again, among other ways. He is one of the Governor's Chief Opponents in the State Senate, refusing to compromise and insisting on a hardline approach for the Governor stating "No, Nay, Never" to compromise with the GOP Governor. Of course, due to the Governor's unpopularity, his hardline approach helped him greatly and gained up popularity. He also attempted to introduce a bill that restored Planned Parenthood funds in New Jersey, a bill that was relatively simple for his simple mind to grasp, which passed the State House but was vetoed by the Governor.
He has been a strong supporter of Schlang throughout his political career.
Other Info:
Seen as the most obstructionist member of the New Jersey State Senate
Walks with a limb due to a mountaineering accident
Political Positions(Written by a strategist):
Pro-Choice, abortion should be legal under all circumstances
Pro same sex marriage
Government should increase environmental regulations
Paid maternity leave
Establishment of a State Bank
Legalization of marijuana
Raise the min wage to 15 dollars an hour
Middle class tax cut, increase taxes on the rich
Reverse spending cuts
Fulfill pension obligations
Universal background checks, stronger gun control laws
Cracking down on police brutality
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