A 2059 Political Roleplay
Washington's Tomb | 196 Feet Beneath the U.S. Capitol
There had been rumors from the North for months. None of us believed it, until one night we started to kill our Congressmen too.
The lights flickered on and, through the walls, the sharp screech of the Senate's subway could be heard rattling toward the North side of the Capitol. The fluorescent light hit the concrete walls harshly. Leopold spoke up first.
"I don't think anyone's been in here for months," he said.
Loeb shot back. "I don't think anyone's been in here for decades. Do you have the evidence?"
"The evidence?" Leopold asked, scrunching up his face. "What kind of evidence do you need?"
"You think they're going to report this, Leo? Do you know how much is at stake? The House is tied now. They're not going to have another election for months. Fuckers are going to be clamoring to be Speaker, even for a hot minute. You know it's 2059? You know the next Speaker's a shoe-in to be President of the United States? Yeah, the whips are gonna keep mouths fuckin' tight on this one till the end of the day. I'll bet you they don't even say what killed her."
"Alright, alright. Well take my word for it. She's dead."
"Better be."
Second Floor Bathroom | Ocasio-Cortez House Office Building
"Good morning, Congresswoman. There's not enough room in the chamber for you. I'll tell them you were a hero."
FROM: Chairman Kevin Anderson
TO: House Republican Caucus
SUBJECT: [URGENT] Meeting pushed earlier
Dear Members,
We will be meeting as a caucus at 9:00 AM, one hour earlier than originally planned. Some new business is expected to come up that will need to be covered. The agenda is now as follows:
—Welcome, greeting, pledge, prayer
—Discussion of recent events
—Officer elections, except Leader and Assistant Leader
—Hour recess
—Leader and Assistant Leader elections
—Adjourn
Please do not email or text me about this. Thank you.
KA
FROM: Office of the Democratic Whip, Jack Clair (FL)
TO: House Democratic Caucus
SUBJECT: New Meeting Time
Hi folks,
A member of our Caucus will not be present today — this will be explained at our meeting today, now at 9am. We are still going ahead with the nomination of Leader Smathers and myself to continue to be Leader and Assistant Leader. Please reach out if you have any concerns about our candidacies — it is important, now more than ever, that we be united as a party.
Best,
Jack Clair
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United States Representative
Florida's 30th Congressional District
Assistant Leader, House Democratic Caucus
jack.clair@mail.house.gov