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by Bolslania » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:11 am
by Bolslania » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:23 am
Scottish Socialists wrote:Nouvelle-Paris, Quebec
September 23rd, 1939
After waiting for Neville Chamberlain to return his phone call, Adélard gave up. He lost it. Completely.
”Pourquoi ce baiseur ne répond pas?”
He picked up a pen and threw it across the room, shattering it and getting ink on the wall.
”Comment ose-t-il pas me répondre?
Comment ose-t-il pas me répondre?!
Comment ose-t-il pas me répondre!
COMMENT OSE-T-IL PAS ME RÉPONDRE?!?!”
He began slamming his fists on the desk, getting even more enraged as he did.
After around 5 minutes, he got a splinter, and started screaming, even more enraged than earlier.
”S'il ne me respecte pas maintenant, il le fera me respecter.
Antoine! Obtenez l'armée! Commandez-les à la frontière avec la Grande-Bretagne!
Peut-être alors nous pouvons les amener à répondre.”
Adélard then put on the radio, and listened to some calming music, while formulating an evil plan.
by Newne Carriebean7 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:25 pm
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
Former Carriebeanian president Carol Dartenby sentenced to 4 years hard labor for corruption and mismanagement of state property|Former Carriebeanian president Antrés Depuís sentenced to 3 years in prison for embezzling funds and corruption
by Molvaniia » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:42 pm
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Clara Petacci bit eagerly into her large italian bread stick, salivating at the opportunity for a military invasion of the Swiss. While there had not been an immediate assault, with little in the way of fighting, the only shots coming off from militiamen who fired off their guns preemptively at murders of crows crossing the fields of fire, the commanders felt the upcoming battle to be an inevitability at this point and given the mental state of the supreme commander, several soldiers felt understandably uneasy, even worried at rumors that spread around the makeshift camp. One of the more damaging to morale ones floated around by a merchant that once traveled with the Scalletan army on their first invasion into Greece, noting the lack of preparation and overall embrace of Napoleonic war style tactical maneuvers and strategies. Most of the eighteen thousand poorly equipped militiamen (two divisions) shuddered ominously, with the more naieve younger men being thankful they weren't off fighting in Greece. Soon the Italians fighting in Greece would be thanking the lord above about their lack of participation in the Swiss campaign. When Petacci was finished with her food, the chef went outside and saluted.
"Chef Luigi, what the fuck do you want?"
"I was wondering if I could volunteer a company of the less active cooks and bad shots for front line duty m'am!"
"That's a request I'm going to have to deny, how else would we allow these soldiers to get fed, they'd hardly live off the land with what little grows around in this harsh environment, now get back in the goddamn kitchen and make shit for my face to eat!"
"Yes M'am."
After that altercation seemed to blow over, the secondary commanding officer saluted.
"Ah, Vagone Ravioli. Nice of you to drop by. Are most of the artillery pieces in position for the assault?"
"Negative M'am, only 80 of big guns are readied for firing, and of that number, only about 10 have been fired recently, most of our artillery dates back to the first world war, I mean we still have large railway guns equipped with the army! I would propose saving those big guns just for the initial bombardment, then cannibalizing them for parts and selling off the rest to cover first aid kits for the men."
"What first aid kits, I spent that money on this brand new military dress!"
She quickly rushed to the changing room and emerged with a hideously looking dres- A gun is pressed behind the head of the narrator-I mean one of the nicest looking articles of clothing for the love of god can you release my family now-*click* thanks.
As the horrific realization set in that this woman was somehow worse than the rate of Vito's military successes (1 and a quarter) Ravioli merely saluted before walking over to the Officer's bar.
Stepping inside it, he shook hands with many officers stationed here, cracking jokes and smiling as much as possible, because any other alternative would be to bawl his eyes out. As the large quantities of booze both killed his liver and kept the waterworks at bay, he inhaled deeply before pulling a pistol out from his pocket and pointing it at his head.
"This assault will fail- I cannot go through with orders from this idiotic-"
"General!"
Opening his eyes, Petacci was giving him an american style middle finger, not meaning much to him until a glint was seen on the finger. Was that a ring? Setting the gun down, Ravioli and Petacci both sat down on the adjacent bed.
"Now, look. I'm aware I'm a complete dumbass in military commands, but I can assure you that we wont loose that many forces in my assaults. At most 99% of the army will be wiped out within the first three seconds, that still leaves us with a proud 1% that we can fight another day from. What I was inspired by in the paper were Vito's masterful retreats from Greece before trying again. I'm going to try that out. If at most 3% of our army's forces leave the battlefield unscathed, then our forces will live to fight another day and possibly fetch up reinforcements from the hill countries!"
"So you're taking inspiration from Vito's retreats. Now when do you propose the first shell is fired?"
"Oh, I gave the order five minutes ago to commence random bombardment at will. I still haven't hear-"
The shattering sounds of deafening booms caused the earth to vibrate under their feet.
"Oh! good there they are! Nice to know our guns work sometimes, eh?"
"But I was the one that informed you of our cannons lack of preparedness- how did you get them readied to fire so quickly?"
"Oh, I threatened to murder them, it's amazing what the power of a gun can do, it seems like all political power comes through the barrel of a gun. I think some Chinese fucker said that. Oh, and I'm launching the offensive now, have fun and here's another gun!"
Petacci then tossed him a K98 german rifle and waved goodbye, leaving a dazed and confused Ravioli wondering what the hell just occurred.
The Italian army found itself on the march once again into the Greek lands. Scalleta's praise from the troops had almost been non stop, much to the chagrin of General Emio de Bono, the tactical planner of the army's latest brilliant counterattack against the Greeks. While Bono felt he should deserve some of the credit, if not all of it, he would be willing to bite his tongue and patiently await out the inevitable outcome of either a Greek surrender so he could transfer to the latest scene of fighting and Italian clusterfucks, the Alps and Switzerland. From what he read from the first reports written up by the Italian press, he noticed the words "farmers and laborers of the fascist cause" frequently muttered throughout the editorial piece, a known code word for illiterate militia masses or farmers with rifles that were sent off.
He shuddered at the thought of being transferred from the Greek campaign to the Swiss campaign which had broken out. All he knew was that the Italian momentum in Greece was being driven entirely by Bono's tactical genius and political ties, if he was to be transferred back now, the war in Greece might as well have been lost again. If Mussolini's mistress had bungled the Swiss invasion severely, he felt as though even his most well crafted tactical plans and execution would not be enough to prevent the swiss from executing Mussolini himself and burning Rome like the Visigoth's at the fall of the western roman empire hundreds of years prior. Getting a tighter grip on his reigns of the horse as the army continued it's advance, the mounted officer kicked his spurs and drove the horse to the rear of the formation, where General Vito was indulging in several large gulps of the local wine, smiling like a mad man and slowly getting more intoxicated.
"General Vito."
"General Elmo."
"Emio."
"Whatever, I'm slightly *hiccup* drunk right now, so what is it you wanted to talk about?"
"Well, general, I'm proposing we move our forces quick march towards the city of Ioannina, where we can get reinforcements and then perhaps divide the force in two, with my army moving to Arta while you cover my troops' advance on our right flank, with your capture of coastal towns of Parga and Preveza.
"But I thought we were going to follow this blue line of water down here a ways away until we stop at Metsovo or Kalampaka. I'm thinking of moving the army in that direction for a while."
With the quick point of his arm out of his socket and after much bitching, the socket joint was forced back into place.
"But general, If we can secure this portion of the country, then we perhaps could get more supplies and reinforcements via landing drops along the captured Greek coast for our troops to eventually taking Metsovo. How about we agree with the plan to march a portion of the Army to Metsovo, then have another portion of the army seize the town of Ioannina, where our forces shall regroup?"
"That military strategy will work for my liking, now prepare the soldiers to prepare to march out."
"But sir, we're already marching."
"March faster then, all soldiers double speed!"
"Yes sir."
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by Agarntrop » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:56 am
Official Communication of the French embassy in Berlin.
Communication officielle de l'ambassade de France à Berlin.
Offizielle Mitteilung der Französischen Botschaft in Berlin.
Dear Adolf Hitler,
France is puzzled as to why you did not send your forces into Alsace on 1st October after you agreed you would as part of a joint endeavour by both of our nations to carve up Alsace and Lorraine
Yours Truly,
the French embassy in Berlin.
by Joushiki Nante Iranai » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:48 am
Bolslania wrote:Joushiki Nante Iranai wrote:Dear Prime Minister Winston Churchill,
Our sincere congratulations for your astounding victory against the Japanese. Your men fought valiantly, and the bravery we saw was unmatched.
Although we are remaining neutral about Poland (due to our armed forces still being in recovery from the civil war), we would like to propose a potential joint army training session between our nations. We look forward to discussing this further with you.
Yours sincerely,
King Luís Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia
Dear King Luis Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia,
Thank you for the compliments about British soldiers, sailors, and naval airmen, I will pass the word onto Montgomery and Lord Admiral Pound.
I to think that the joint training session would be valuable for both of our armies. I am sorry that you will not be able to join in the crusade against Germany, but I will provide any assistance that you need.
Yours Truly
Prime Minister Winston Churchill
by Capent » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:34 pm
To the leader/army general of Italy,
We heard you are at war, and we’ll be happy to help you. We’ll send 800,000 of our troops. Please reply if you accept our offer.
From,
King Charles III of Hungary
P.S:If you’re not attacking Serbia Immight attack it.
by Bolslania » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:31 am
Joushiki Nante Iranai wrote:Madrid, 7th October 1939Bolslania wrote:Dear King Luis Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia,
Thank you for the compliments about British soldiers, sailors, and naval airmen, I will pass the word onto Montgomery and Lord Admiral Pound.
I to think that the joint training session would be valuable for both of our armies. I am sorry that you will not be able to join in the crusade against Germany, but I will provide any assistance that you need.
Yours Truly
Prime Minister Winston Churchill
Dear Prime Minister Winston Churchill,
After much discussion with our armed forces, we would like to propose the 20th October (2 weeks' time) for the joint training session. It would last for three days.
We do not mind where it is - Britain, Iberia, Russia or elsewhere - and look forward to your reply.
Yours sincerely,
King Luís Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia
by Bolslania » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:57 am
by Bolslania » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:07 am
Bolslania wrote:October 7, 1939 12:00
As Harrock's coffin is carried down to the cemetery, soldiers and civilians alike line the path, some crying, some trying not to, most with a burning light of righteous indignation in their eyes.
As Harrock's body is lowered into the grave, xxx corps soldiers raise their rifles and fire into the air.
October 7, 1939, 2:00
Winston Churchill: Is he here yet
Lurlene: Yes, prime Minister
Montgomery: Good afternoon, Minister Churchill, I had hoped we could meet under better circumstances
Churchill: I'm placing you in command of the XXX corps.
Montgomery: Yes sir
by Bolslania » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:14 am
by Bolslania » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:16 am
Capent wrote:Budapest once again
3.30 p.m.
Italy is warring at the Mediterranean, hm? The King thought.
I’ll send troops to help the Italians He thought.To the leader/army general of Italy,
We heard you are at war, and we’ll be happy to help you. We’ll send 800,000 of our troops. Please reply if you accept our offer.
From,
King Charles III of Hungary
P.S:If you’re not attacking Serbia Immight attack it.
by Agarntrop » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:03 am
by Joushiki Nante Iranai » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:09 pm
Bolslania wrote:Joushiki Nante Iranai wrote:Madrid, 7th October 1939
Dear Prime Minister Winston Churchill,
After much discussion with our armed forces, we would like to propose the 20th October (2 weeks' time) for the joint training session. It would last for three days.
We do not mind where it is - Britain, Iberia, Russia or elsewhere - and look forward to your reply.
Yours sincerely,
King Luís Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia
Dear King Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I
I agree to the time although I will voice my concerns abut France putting tanks on the border, therefore, I think we should host it in Iberia, and possibly earlier. I look forward to meeting you in person
Yours truly
Prime Minister Winston Churchill.
To: Westminster Palace, London, UK. Encryption Level: Very High
Dear Prime Minister Winston Churchill
We alike are looking forward to meeting you at wñrqnqbrm, épgéxv, àmkzzé, hbftle, and we will gladly extend the occasion to start on the 18th instead of the 20th, lasting 5 days. Additionally, our condolences about the tragic death of General Harrock go out to his friends and family.
King Luís Filipe I and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia
by Molvaniia » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:43 pm
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by Molvaniia » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:31 pm
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[__[__☆__]__]
(-_(⛯ _ ⛯)_-)
Үшінші Молвания Республикасы
☭A Socialist One-party dictatorship ruled by Communist, Anti-Western,
Anti-Capitalist Russians
General-Polkovnik of the Kaiserreich Arbeiterpartei
☭ Overview ☭Our Great Premier ☭ National Anthem ☭. Supporter of NSstats This nation supports my political views- particularly, my hatred for the West.
Stuff you need to know about me
I am a Russian born near Moscow, and I am currently living in the United States.
Thanks to Pan-asiatic states for giving me this code!
by The Imperial Warglorian Empire » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:44 am
To: England
From: Douglas MacArthur
Encryption: Medium
Dear Leaders of the English Nation
Unfortunately, it is not in the best interest of the United Republic of American Patriots to sell such aircraft at the time.
Apologies, but we do not have much interest at all in this deal.
Sincerely, Douglas MacArthur
To: German Reich
From: Douglas MacArthur
Encryption: High
Dear Leaders of the German Reich
We military men in the URAP have heard of Germany's recent advancements in military technology, and ask that the URAP acquire the plans and the production license to manufacture the following vehicles:
-Panzer IV
-Panzer III
-Messerschmitt BF109
In return, we will give you a substantial amount of payment, though we can go into specifics upon your agreeance to the deal.
Sincerely, Douglas MacArthur
To: Canda
From: Douglas MacArthur
Encryption: Maximum
Dear Leaders of Canada
As you would have heard recently, the former Russian Empire has fallen to the plague that is Communism.
We ask that we join in a secret pact against the Communists, for the betterment of the American Continent.
We know of your previous exploits of overthrowing British Imperialism, and hope that such zeal can be used against the Communists when/if needed.
Sincerely, Douglas MacArthur
by Joushiki Nante Iranai » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:25 am
To: The White House, Washington DC, Columbia, URAP. Encryption: Very High
Dear Douglas MacArthur,
As you have heard, the Russian Empire has fallen to a Communist Regime. Having banned communism, the Iberian Empire wish to ally with you against the communists, and, as long as the UK approves, would like to invite you to our joint training day on the Iberian-French border on the 18th of October.
We are looking forward to a reply.
Yours sincerely,
King Luís Filipe and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia
by The Imperial Warglorian Empire » Tue Sep 11, 2018 7:39 am
Joushiki Nante Iranai wrote:13th October 1939
With the fall of Russia to the Soviets, the Iberian Crown seemed at risk. While Iberia had an heir, he was not old enough to rule on his own. Despite this, training began in earnest to make him able to be King.
Anti-Communist Propaganda started to be produced. After a snap referendum across both the peninsula and the colonies, the population approved the ban of communism and the deportation of any communist sympathisers. (99.8% yes, 0.2% no for the first, 99.5% yes, 0.5% no for the second)
With the URAP's anti-communist stance, the Iberian Empire sent the following message to them:To: The White House, Washington DC, Columbia, URAP. Encryption: Very High
Dear Douglas MacArthur,
As you have heard, the Russian Empire has fallen to a Communist Regime. Having banned communism, the Iberian Empire wish to ally with you against the communists, and, as long as the UK approves, would like to invite you to our joint training day on the Iberian-French border on the 18th of October.
We are looking forward to a reply.
Yours sincerely,
King Luís Filipe and Queen Beatriz I of Iberia
The Iberian Empire were also impatient about the UK's lack of reply, and sent a message to them about it.
To: Madrid, Iberian Empire
From: Douglas MacArthur
Encryption: Very High
Dear Leaders of the Iberian Empire
Despite our previous tensions in the past, with our supporting of the Nationalists during your Civil War, the United Republic of American Patriots see the Communists as the larger threat to society.
We agree to unite with you against the Red Menace, and we are willing to join the military exercises as you had aforementioned
Sincerely, Douglas MacArthur
President of the United Republic of American Patriots
Commander and Chief of the URAP Armed Forces
by Agarntrop » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:28 am
by Agarntrop » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:31 am
Delivery from France to Viet Minh:
5,000 tanks, 10,000 standard rifles and 3,000 AFVs
by Agarntrop » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:37 am
by The Imperial Warglorian Empire » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:07 am
Agarntrop wrote:Andorra, 14th October 1939
Following news of the Iberian refurendum and ban on communism, France agreed to except any exiled communists. They were also angry at the Spaniards, very angry, and decided to make a move they wouldn't forget. 5,000 French troops were sent over the border into Andorra, after 5 hours of fighting, Andorra La Vella was their's and remaining resisting Andorrans were publically executed.
To: World
From: URAP
Encryption: Public
The URAP officially denounces the sudden and unjustified French invasion of Andorra, and the unnecessary violence that followed it. This is most assuredly a sign of what Communism and Socialism will do to nations, and how they will act. The United Republic, which has banned and stood against Communism for the last 4 years, stands in support of the Iberian Empire.
by Joushiki Nante Iranai » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:48 am
The Imperial Warglorian Empire wrote:Agarntrop wrote:Andorra, 14th October 1939
Following news of the Iberian refurendum and ban on communism, France agreed to except any exiled communists. They were also angry at the Spaniards, very angry, and decided to make a move they wouldn't forget. 5,000 French troops were sent over the border into Andorra, after 5 hours of fighting, Andorra La Vella was their's and remaining resisting Andorrans were publically executed.To: World
From: URAP
Encryption: Public
The URAP officially denounces the sudden and unjustified French invasion of Andorra, and the unnecessary violence that followed it. This is most assuredly a sign of what Communism and Socialism will do to nations, and how they will act. The United Republic, which has banned and stood against Communism for the last 4 years, stands in support of the Iberian Empire.
From: The Iberian Empire. To: France, CC: Soviet Russia, other communist nations, and The World. Encryption: Public
The Iberian Empire officially denounces the sudden and unjustified French invasions of Alsace-Lorraine and Andorra, the latter which has been co-ruled by the French, Andorrans and Iberians (previously the Spanish) for hundreds of years. To the French: You will regret this.
From: The Iberian Empire. To: The UK and URAP. Encryption: Very High
Please come urgently to the previously discussed location. The Iberian Peninsula is at risk of a full Communist invasion.
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