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by Novas Arcanum » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:23 am
by Constaniana » Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:11 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:23 pm
Constaniana wrote:Well said, dragon-man, Alejandro thought. He uttered a hurried prayer to his ancestors and saints for protection and guidance, staying out of the way of the tall folk while they filed through the portal. Finally with a flourish of his cape and rapier he leaped into the magic doorway. He frowned when he saw the environment they were in. He was hoping they would have wound up in the capital of Thedusta, where it might be easier to gather news of someone working on an unstoppable army. Maybe they were in the same physical location, but before the kingdom was founded? There was no handy sundial telling when the squad were. Furthermore there was the problem all the trees would pose to his fighting style. He could get to higher ground to drop down on his foes, but he was worried about his vulture-cape getting snagged on all the bloody branches. Maybe having the high ground wouldn't make him as powerful here as back home. The sound of Taxarif brought him out of his tactical reverie, and Don Corabarsqi noticed the bird that seemed as out of place in this biome as he was.
"Taxarif? You are a bird now? Can you still cast the magic to return us to the present when the time here is fulfilled?" the Zaldunmendir asked, trying to keep his calm.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Olthar » Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:26 am
by Esternial » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:57 am
by Ameriganastan » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:59 am
Olthar wrote:Nadia turned around to witness the exchange between the bird and the caped halfling. She missed the first part, but she quickly figured out what had happened. Somehow, the wizard had unintentionally turned himself into a bird and lost his magic. This was a big problem, but not for the likes of the great Nadia Tibbles, articifer extraordinaire.
"You just wait right there Birdy-Man!" the gnome declared confidently, "I have just the thing to help you!"
Reaching into her tool belt, Nadia dug around for a few moments before pulling out what appeared to be a rolled up piece of fabric. She tossed it in front of her, and it unraveled into an almost impossibly thin black disk. Upon landing on the ground, the earth under it spontaneously fell down, creating a twenty foot wide, ten foot deep hole. Inside the hole was a large work bench filled with papers, tools, scraps of miscellaneous things, and half-finished projects. Around the outside edge, there was a multitude of shelves stocked full with a wide assortment of various items and possibly pure garbage.
Nadia climbed down the ladder into the hole and began digging around on one of the shelves full of bottles with a variety of bizarre liquids. After several minutes, she pulled out one that swirled with gold and deep purple and held it up towards Taxarif.
"Here you go! This will absolutely help you," she paused for a moment, thinking, "Or it will turn your blood into liquid fire and melt your insides. I don't actually remember which one it is. Either way, it's really powerful! See? All the strongest potions have this gold color in it! It's not really gold, though; it's actually dragon urine. That's why it's so strong. Dragon urine makes any potion ten times more powerful and only has a 21.8% chance of changing it to have a completely random, unpredictable effect! I'm pretty sure this one won't, though. I mean, I haven't tested it, but it should totally work right! Wanna try it?"
Nadia held out the potion towards Taxarif in anticipation.
Esternial wrote:As his body and soul was cast into the currents of time, Arryn caught glimpses of other timestreams, other realities that all gathered in a infinite mealstrom with countless branches, a relentless torrent of time.
Eventually his feet once again felt solid ground, but Arryn could feel a disturbance stirring inside him. He hailed from another time, another reality - a branch that will hopefully wither and die with their efforts - and it seemed to confuse the holy entity that fueled his divine power. Only momentarily, it seemed, as soon the disturbance faded away, as if an irregularity - a crease - had been ironed away.
While he tried to get his bearings, his fellow volunteers passed through the portal, as did the archmage - though in a slightly different form. An immediate solution to his problem eluded him, but as he pondered a question rose to the surface.
"If we succeed in our efforts, archmage, how will time respond to our continued presence in this world?"
It dawned on him that they had all passed through the portal with very little hesitation. He, blinded by righteous indignation towards the forces of evil, failed to consider the dangers of toying with the fragility of time. The others, some of them mage even, did not question the archmage's idea much either. After all, it was the only one they had left.
"Archmagde, given your current form and overall uselessness perhaps we could enlist the help from your twin of this time period?"
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Canis Rex » Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:54 pm
by Esternial » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:26 am
by Olthar » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:39 pm
by Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:59 am
Canis Rex wrote:Garren initially thought this forest they landed in was probably one of the better places they could have started. It looked like somewhere he and his clan would have camped when they still moved around a lot. But then things just got dimmer as they went.
Their mage had somehow gotten himself stuck inside a bird's body(things like that being the exact reasons the former raider never got into magic himself), the issue appearing to diminish his powers, one of their group pulling more crazy magic, and now the idea being raised that the very possible outcome for all of them after this quest was to be erased from existence. For a moment it crossed his mind that might not be so bad. The him before all of this was much happier with his life. And after he had only felt alternating episodes of sorrow and rage, scraping by on whatever it took to make it to the next day or town, from thieving to murder.
He raised his hand, staring at it and trying to imagine what being erased would feel like, what not existing would be. It was understandably difficult. But that exact sacrifice would allow his loved ones to live again as well as be one last defiance to the Corpse Lord that he could not keep him mired in grief after vengeance was taken because he would be gone as well. Maybe it would even feel as if nothing happened at all, like waking from a sleep.
"If that's the price." Garren speaks for the first time since they jumped timelines. "I think we can afford it."
Esternial wrote:The dragonkin Paladin frowned as he heard the archmage's answer, but he suspected as much. He knew little of the intricacies of time, but those that messed with it rarely came out of it unscathed. One rogue mage he had hunted down for months had made that abundantly clear - the man had dabbled with temporal magic and gone completely crazy because of it. If ceasing to exist was the price they paid, it was a merciful one.
"So, how do we proceed, arch-bird?"
Olthar wrote:Nadia Tibbles looked at Taxarif, then the potion, then back at the mage. She shrugged her shoulders and then placed the bottle back on the shelf.
"Your loss," she declared as she climbed back up out of the hole, "Nothing ventured; nothing gained. Can't win if you don't take risks, and it sounds like saving the future will cost us ours, anyways."
The gnome grabbed the edge of the hole and pulled it up out of the ground. The lab and everything disappeared in a flash, and the black fabric reappeared. Nadia began rolling it back up while waiting for the others to come up with a plan of action or at least a direction.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Novas Arcanum » Wed Jul 25, 2018 1:29 pm
by Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:24 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:30 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Esternial » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:14 am
by Ameriganastan » Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:30 am
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Vukubcane immediately smiled with some glee as he heard where they were. He had suspected as much, judging from the familiar lay of the land. These were the forests where he grew up. The scent was familiar, so familiar… The last time he had seen them, these forests had burned with an orange glow, casting light against the distant clouds as they moved beyond sight. The birds, the beasts, the insects, the plants, all gone. Now, they were back. Vukubcane smiled a broad smile, both seeing his homeland again and making his task a lot easier. If they found the spear, it would not take him long to get it to the Blood Cults and urge them to victory. They could even sacrifice his companions to give hope to a good and bloody campaign. If they travelled to the Empire of the Moon, he could swap in his mismatch of companions for an actual company of blood screamers. Now, that was a company to have.
“How about…” he said carefully “We head to the Forested Realms. My people are fierce warriors, but very hospitable. They will welcome you with open arms! That would give us… a base of operations!”
“After we visit Ustur, of course, oh Wizard”
Perhaps his people knew how to give him a body. By the end of this, they would have bodies to spare.
Esternial wrote:The Forested Realms. Arryn had passed through these lands on occasion and wasn't very fond of them. The wild animals alone were a challenge for any unseasoned traveller, but the blood bands that lurked in these jungles were fierceless and more dangerous than any wild animal. They were wild zealots dedicated solely to shedding blood - others' or their own. So, when Vukubcane suggested they travel into the Forested Realms, Arryn didn't believed a word of it. He had experienced the Forested Realms' hospitality first-hand and wasn't keen on facing it again. Glancing at Vukubcane, he couldn't help but distrust the man. His apparrel, the way he carried himself.
A filthy savage.
He felt his hand tighten around the hilt, but restrained himself. The nature of his intention were still unclear to him, but whether they were pure or not, Arryn wasn't going to follow along.
"We shall do no such thing. Those lands are teeming with blood cultists, and I haven't traveled back in time to fight some filthy savages. We will press on for Ustur." He boomed, lifting his sword and resting it on his shoulder. He looked at the enchantress, waiting for her to plot their route.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Olthar » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:52 am
by Novas Arcanum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:41 pm
by Canis Rex » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:04 pm
by Novas Arcanum » Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:09 pm
by Esternial » Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:25 am
Ameriganastan wrote:"Steady your temper my scaly accomplice. I too have experienced the...hospitable nature of the residents of the land. A primordial of nature once rose from this very forest. And I sought the help of our rangers kind for assistance."
He grimaced slightly recalling the event.
"My reward was a projectile in the patella for intruding on their land. Only when the beast was breathing down their necks did they agree to help. So I'm sure they'll assist us once they hear our story."
by Ameriganastan » Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:28 am
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Esternial » Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:17 pm
by Olthar » Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:06 pm
by Novas Arcanum » Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:09 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:44 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
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