Gotham: A New Generation (OOC)

[Auphelia]

Well "Ms. Bingham", how do you explain all of that.
Huh? Huh! HUH?!?

Answer: You can't

Just throwing your own words back at you.

[United States of Brainy]

It's fine, it's fine. Like when she says that she killed 200 people, I take that as teenaged hyperbole, not literal truth.

Did I say kill!?

No, she just incapacitated them!

Then again, a lot of them probably did die, given the fire and smoke and whatnot.

Not to mention the expensive silverware shish kabob-ing everyone's vital organs.

Arkham Inmate: *groans, looks at the fork piercing his spleen* Is...this...pure silver? Fantastic...workmanship... *passes out*

[Tamrida]

Well "Ms. Bingham", how do you explain all of that.
Huh? Huh! HUH?!?

Answer: You can't

Just throwing your own words back at you.

(Completely ignores the evidence that I have.)

[Skarten]

Well, i'm going to post.
It is time to reveal what the escape is!

CUE THE DRUM ROLLS

[United States of Brainy]

Hey guys, I’m back from getting ice cream. Hope I didn’t miss anyth- OH GOD WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE WALL, DEPUTY, BATGIRL, GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THAT RUBBLE! SOUND THE ALARMS!

SEE!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET ICE CREAM!!!!

Oh...speaking of...what flavor you get?

[Auphelia]

Not to mention the expensive silverware shish kabob-ing everyone's vital organs.

Arkham Inmate: *groans, looks at the fork piercing his spleen* Is...this...pure silver? Fantastic...workmanship... *passes out*

(Completely ignores the evidence that I have.)

Dear, it is a radio show. Even if you have evidence (impossible, because Less would have covered it up) no one can see it, and if you press too much further, you'll have to get some . . . re-education.

[Haedros 92712]

Well, i'm going to post.
It is time to reveal what the escape is!

CUE THE DRUM ROLLS

Everybody btw, don’t mind Whitesnake recording this shit from a rooftop as evidence to help batgirl and friends pursue historian later

[Whalestron]

Well, i'm going to post.
It is time to reveal what the escape is!

CUE THE DRUM ROLLS

Everybody btw, don’t mind Whitesnale recording this shit from a rooftop as evidence to help batgirl and friends pursue historian later

Did you see my post from earlier with my demon dog with a normal dog name Cooper growling at the Reaper people?

[Tamrida]

(Completely ignores the evidence that I have.)

Dear, it is a radio show. Even if you have evidence (impossible, because Less would have covered it up) no one can see it, and if you press too much further, you'll have to get some . . . re-education.

There is always a paper-trail, no loose ends stay buried for long, and any paperwork, conversations, and more can always be dug up.

As for 're-education', I would like to point out something in my character application that is stated in the DC canon:

Indominable Will

You can't brainwash him even if you tried.

[United States of Brainy]

Everybody btw, don’t mind Whitesnake recording this shit from a rooftop as evidence to help batgirl and friends pursue historian later

Yeah, right. I think he just wants to post that shit on youtube just to let everyone see how Babs and Layla got their asses handed to them.

[Haedros 92712]

Everybody btw, don’t mind Whitesnale recording this shit from a rooftop as evidence to help batgirl and friends pursue historian later

Did you see my post from earlier with my demon dog with a normal dog name Cooper growling at the Reaper people?

Actually, I didn’t. Let me look at that and I might add a response to my post, k?

Everybody btw, don’t mind Whitesnake recording this shit from a rooftop as evidence to help batgirl and friends pursue historian later

Yeah, right. I think he just wants to post that shit on youtube just to let everyone see how Babs and Layla got their asses handed to them.

Nah brainy, whitesnake doesn’t even have a channel. He’s just there to help, but knows he got there too late.

[Whalestron]

Everybody btw, don’t mind Whitesnake recording this shit from a rooftop as evidence to help batgirl and friends pursue historian later

Yeah, right. I think he just wants to post that shit on youtube just to let everyone see how Babs and Layla got their asses handed to them.

Go after Whitesnake before he can upload the video > Saving Damian before he dies

:thinking:

[United States of Brainy]

Ha, wish Yaana was around, she could be Vic's 'expert' witness on the other line and then Harl and Ruth could go at each other over the phone!

Okay, got stuff to do. Be back in 30mins to an hour.

[United States of Brainy]

Nah brainy, whitesnake doesn’t even have a channel. He’s just there to help, but knows he got there too late.

You're telling me that someone named 'whitesnake' doesn't have a youttube channel? That's even more unbelievable than Sydney brutally killing and dismembering and eating 200 people!

[United States of Brainy]

Ok, gotta go for real now. be back 30mins/hr

[Auphelia]

You're telling me that someone named 'whitesnake' doesn't have a youttube channel? That's even more unbelievable than Sydney brutally killing and dismembering and eating 200 people!

Um . . . eating?

[Whalestron]

Ok, gotta go for real now. be back 30mins/hr

Aww, see you later!

[Skarten]

Can i say that the 2 heroines would chase Philipp?
I want to say a one-liner before escaping.

[Tamrida]

Auph, little bit of advice.

Never try to out spin a self proclaimed spin doctor

[Haedros 92712]

Can i say that the 2 heroines would chase Philipp?
I want to say a one-liner before escaping.

Whitesnakes drone will probably follow you/tracker dart you or Damian, or the escape vehicle. And then you’ll be followed. And Brutally murdered by Whitsnake in the most visually disturbing way possible. Or not. Who knows?

[Skarten]

Can i say that the 2 heroines would chase Philipp?
I want to say a one-liner before escaping.

Whitesnakes drone will probably follow you/tracker dart you or Damian, or the escape vehicle. And then you’ll be followed. And Brutally murdered by Whitsnake in the most visually disturbing way possible. Or not. Who knows?

Your drone will get obliterated by the sheer kool level

[Skarten]

Okay, i posted, but i just want to be able to say an One-Liner as the 2 vigilantes come rushing.
Why? because yes.

[Auphelia]

Auph, little bit of advice.

Never try to out spin a self proclaimed spin doctor

Dear, she is a veritable Spin God.

Remember, she has spent years on the stage and managed to remain popular and above the muss. She eats disk jockeys like him for breakfast!

[Skarten]

Can i say that the 2 heroines would chase Philipp?
I want to say a one-liner before escaping.

Whitesnakes drone will probably follow you/tracker dart you or Damian, or the escape vehicle. And then you’ll be followed. And Brutally murdered by Whitsnake in the most visually disturbing way possible. Or not. Who knows?

Uh, okay, cool, but the dart got into the metal thing?
I feel like it would most likely just bounce off. The MI-26 Is an soviet helicopter thingo.

[Haedros 92712]

Whitesnakes drone will probably follow you/tracker dart you or Damian, or the escape vehicle. And then you’ll be followed. And Brutally murdered by Whitsnake in the most visually disturbing way possible. Or not. Who knows?

Uh, okay, cool, but the dart got into the metal thing?
I feel like it would most likely just bounce off. The MI-26 Is an soviet helicopter thingo.

It’s not quite a dart, it’s like a tiny drill. To any person, it would feel like a needle because it’s so tiny, but it has so pretty good penetrating power for being the size of a thumbnail?