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Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:51 pm
by The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness
Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:40 pm
by The Empire of Tau
I have a urge to create a imperial bureaucrat that shall rain down the hells of paperwork, taxes, and excessive regulations.
Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:03 pm
by The Intergalactic Russian Empire
The Empire of Tau wrote:I have a urge to create a imperial bureaucrat that shall rain down the hells of paperwork, taxes, and excessive regulations.
I'm already doing that, don't steal my idea!
Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:03 pm
by Zanera
The Empire of Tau wrote:I have a urge to create a imperial bureaucrat that shall rain down the hells of paperwork, taxes, and excessive regulations.
Ra'zasha shudders already.
Posted:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:53 pm
by Imperialisium
*these taxes fuel House Caesarion. But we also give you pay so no bureaucrat will have a job long doing that*
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:19 am
by Free States of Agnosicstan
Taxes? What are taxes? You're telling me people here pay money to their government?
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:03 am
by The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness
I unironically RP an Altmer tax collector in ESO.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:51 am
by Strength and Order
The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness wrote:I unironically RP an Altmer tax collector in ESO.
"Owning property? There's a tax for that."
"Owning a horse? There's a tax for that."
"Buying expensive wine? There's a tax for that."
"Being human? There's a tax for that."
"Being poor? There's a tax for that too."
"Worshiping Daedra? Oh you better believe there's a tax for that."
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:54 am
by The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness
You know it!
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:03 am
by The Empire of Tau
Well, that idea is already gone. Alright, how does a simple farmer sound?
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:12 am
by Free States of Agnosicstan
"a simple farmer"
But..why?
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:16 am
by The Empire of Tau
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:"a simple farmer"
But..why?
I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:27 am
by Free States of Agnosicstan
The Empire of Tau wrote:Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:"a simple farmer"
But..why?
I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.
I don't...I...
*confusedscreaming*
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:11 am
by Strength and Order
The Empire of Tau wrote:Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:"a simple farmer"
But..why?
I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.
Fucking communists.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:30 am
by Strength and Order
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:The Empire of Tau wrote:I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.
I don't...I...
*confusedscreaming*
Why'd you have to call him a slave? Now I have to sober him up so he can go on a killing spree out of blind rage. Oh boy, this'll be messy.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:49 am
by Free States of Agnosicstan
Strength and Order wrote:Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:I don't...I...
*confusedscreaming*
Why'd you have to call him a slave? Now I have to sober him up so he can go on a killing spree out of blind rage. Oh boy, this'll be messy.
*Laughs in Telvanni*
i dont think you can sober up that quickly from throwing your guts up though.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:49 pm
by Strength and Order
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:Strength and Order wrote:Why'd you have to call him a slave? Now I have to sober him up so he can go on a killing spree out of blind rage. Oh boy, this'll be messy.
*Laughs in Telvanni*
i dont think you can sober up that quickly from throwing your guts up though.
You'd be surprised.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:04 pm
by The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness
I mean, going on a killing spree is a surefire way to... get killed
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:06 pm
by Strength and Order
The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness wrote:I mean, going on a killing spree is a surefire way to... get killed
Trying to avoid that is difficult, but not impossible.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:15 pm
by Strength and Order
Luckily for me we're on the Waterfront, so I've got a clean getaway if things don't go the lizard's way.
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:20 pm
by Free States of Agnosicstan
Strength and Order wrote:Luckily for me we're on the Waterfront, so I've got a clean getaway if things don't go the lizard's way.
I don't think you can swim paralysed :^)
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:22 pm
by Strength and Order
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:Strength and Order wrote:Luckily for me we're on the Waterfront, so I've got a clean getaway if things don't go the lizard's way.
I don't think you can swim paralysed :^)
You can't paralyze people without hands. :^)
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:28 pm
by Free States of Agnosicstan
Strength and Order wrote:Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:I don't think you can swim paralysed :^)
You can't paralyze people without hands. :^)
You can't remove someones hands while paralyzed :^)
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:36 pm
by Derelldia
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:Strength and Order wrote:You can't paralyze people without hands. :^)
You can't remove someones hands while paralyzed :^)
Oh Big Mood
Posted:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:39 pm
by Free States of Agnosicstan
Guys help im scared.
i met someone who unironically said skyrim was better than morrowind.
what do i do.