The Elder Scrolls: The Gibbering's Gambit [OOC | Open]

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:51 pm

by **The Empire of Tau** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:40 pm

I have a urge to create a imperial bureaucrat that shall rain down the hells of paperwork, taxes, and excessive regulations.

by **The Intergalactic Russian Empire** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:03 pm

The Empire of Tau wrote:I have a urge to create a imperial bureaucrat that shall rain down the hells of paperwork, taxes, and excessive regulations.

I'm already doing that, don't steal my idea!

by **Zanera** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:03 pm

The Empire of Tau wrote:I have a urge to create a imperial bureaucrat that shall rain down the hells of paperwork, taxes, and excessive regulations.

Ra'zasha shudders already.

by **Imperialisium** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:53 pm

*these taxes fuel House Caesarion. But we also give you pay so no bureaucrat will have a job long doing that*

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:19 am

Taxes? What are taxes? You're telling me people here pay money to their government?

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:03 am

I unironically RP an Altmer tax collector in ESO.

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:51 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness wrote:I unironically RP an Altmer tax collector in ESO.

"Owning property? There's a tax for that."
"Owning a horse? There's a tax for that."
"Buying expensive wine? There's a tax for that."
"Being human? There's a tax for that."
"Being poor? There's a tax for that too."
"Worshiping Daedra? Oh you better believe there's a tax for that."

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:54 am

You know it!

by **The Empire of Tau** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:03 am

Well, that idea is already gone. Alright, how does a simple farmer sound?

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:12 am

"a simple farmer"

But..why?

by **The Empire of Tau** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:16 am

Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:"a simple farmer"

But..why?

I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:27 am

The Empire of Tau wrote:
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:"a simple farmer"

But..why?

I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.

I don't...I...

*confusedscreaming*

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:11 am

The Empire of Tau wrote:
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:"a simple farmer"

But..why?

I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.

Fucking communists.

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:30 am

Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:
The Empire of Tau wrote:
I want to kill my enemies with the power of agriculture.

I don't...I...

*confusedscreaming*

Why'd you have to call him a slave? Now I have to sober him up so he can go on a killing spree out of blind rage. Oh boy, this'll be messy.

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:49 am

Strength and Order wrote:
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:I don't...I...

*confusedscreaming*

Why'd you have to call him a slave? Now I have to sober him up so he can go on a killing spree out of blind rage. Oh boy, this'll be messy.

*Laughs in Telvanni*

i dont think you can sober up that quickly from throwing your guts up though.

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:49 pm

Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:
Strength and Order wrote:
Why'd you have to call him a slave? Now I have to sober him up so he can go on a killing spree out of blind rage. Oh boy, this'll be messy.

*Laughs in Telvanni*

i dont think you can sober up that quickly from throwing your guts up though.

You'd be surprised.

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:04 pm

I mean, going on a killing spree is a surefire way to... get killed

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:06 pm

The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness wrote:I mean, going on a killing spree is a surefire way to... get killed

Trying to avoid that is difficult, but not impossible.

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:15 pm

Luckily for me we're on the Waterfront, so I've got a clean getaway if things don't go the lizard's way.

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:20 pm

Strength and Order wrote:Luckily for me we're on the Waterfront, so I've got a clean getaway if things don't go the lizard's way.

I don't think you can swim paralysed :^)

by **Strength and Order** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:22 pm

Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:
Strength and Order wrote:Luckily for me we're on the Waterfront, so I've got a clean getaway if things don't go the lizard's way.

I don't think you can swim paralysed :^)

You can't paralyze people without hands. :^)

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:28 pm

Strength and Order wrote:
Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:I don't think you can swim paralysed :^)

You can't paralyze people without hands. :^)

You can't remove someones hands while paralyzed :^)

by **Derelldia** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:36 pm

Free States of Agnosicstan wrote:
Strength and Order wrote:
You can't paralyze people without hands. :^)

You can't remove someones hands while paralyzed :^)

Oh Big Mood

by **Free States of Agnosicstan** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:39 pm

Guys help im scared.

i met someone who unironically said skyrim was better than morrowind.

what do i do.

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