The Infinites - The Dork Knight (Comedy, Supers - Dead)-OOC

[Talchyon]

I can post this weekend, but it'll be harder later on. I'm visiting my grandparents next weekend, and then I have a work weekend, plus I'm moving, so yeah... and then I guess it's almost Christmas...

Wow. Where are you moving to?

[Barapam]

I can post this weekend, but it'll be harder later on. I'm visiting my grandparents next weekend, and then I have a work weekend, plus I'm moving, so yeah... and then I guess it's almost Christmas...

Wow. Where are you moving to?

Same town as I live in now, but I'm moving out from my parents' and into my own place.

[Helowi]

Name: Jack Anderson
Codename: Jell-O
Age: 50
Sex: Male
Appearance:

Biography: Jack was born to a poor family in New York City. He got his powers from a toxic Jell-O cup when he was 3. He discovered his power when he was 9 and in a school production of a musical and States at one of the actors onstageto intensely, forcing Jello out of his eyes. At this time, he realized the power of his abilities.

He didn’t really use his powers that much at a young age, he just sort of had them. He did use them occasionally on his teachers to distract them from the fact that he forgot his homework. He also used it on his friends sometimes to annoy them. He didn’t really have the best grades in high school, but he managed to graduate anyway.

When he graduated, he got a job as a mailman. He didn’t use his powers that much except at dinners when a dessert was forgotten. Once his friends knew this, they began to make jokes usually about Bill Cosby. Jack hated these jokes, and this caused him to begin to have a hatred for his friends, and caused him to move away from New York.

At the age of 26, he moved to Indianapolis. And didn’t use his powers for a long time, eventually getting another job as a postal worker. Life was pretty normal for a while, he eventually got married, had two kids, and then eventually got divorced. One night in Indianapolis, while he was hanging out with friends at a bar on his 49th Birthday, he accidentally shot Jello out of his eyes again, this time when someone was talking about Jello Shots, which probably triggered something in him.

The Bill Cosby jokes came again, this time it was even worse considering you-know-what. He eventually moved away from home again. He wanted to become a supervillain, he was going to prove the world that he wasn’t some sort of joke. He then went onto the Infinite’s Website and discovered the Minnesota Infinite’s. He moved down to Orient, bought his own home, even got another job as a mailman. And now, Jell-O’s prepared to create havoc.
Powers: Can shoot Jello out of his eyes by staring intensely.
RP Sample: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=442992

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(Answer this as if you were speaking as your villain) -
Describe your abilities: I have the ability to shoot Jell-O out of my eyes. It’s pretty good for distracting people and can push people back a bit.
Why did you turn to crime: my friends kept making Bill Cosby jokes after they learned I could shoot Jell-O out of my eyes. It sort of got out of control the second time because y’know.
Why did you further become a supervillain: To show the people who made those jokes about me that I can be taken seriously.
How do you feel about the Infinites: They are my enemies. They are protecting the people that would make these jokes about me. I hate them and they are going to hate me. And by defeating them, I will prove that I am no joke.
What's your end goal: To make people fear me…and also maybe even write my own memoir about my supervillain stories.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I steal their mail and read it. I also put them in a prison and force them to eat nothing but Jello.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Depends on the day of the week. If I have an encounter on the weekends then I could have my dialogues planned but usually on weekdays I don’t have them planned.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): RUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Any lines you won't cross:I don’t wanna kill anyone. I also don’t want to fight anyone during my job as a mailman, I don’t like mixing my two part time jobs.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I would prefer an Archenemy as it would make people take me seriously.

[Talchyon]

Name: Jack Anderson
Codename: Jell-O
Age: 50
Sex: Male
Appearance:

(Image)

Biography: Jack was born to a poor family in New York City. He got his powers from a toxic Jell-O cup when he was 3. He discovered his power when he was 9 and in a school production of a musical and States at one of the actors onstageto intensely, forcing Jello out of his eyes. At this time, he realized the power of his abilities.

He didn’t really use his powers that much at a young age, he just sort of had them. He did use them occasionally on his teachers to distract them from the fact that he forgot his homework. He also used it on his friends sometimes to annoy them. He didn’t really have the best grades in high school, but he managed to graduate anyway.

When he graduated, he got a job as a mailman. He didn’t use his powers that much except at dinners when a dessert was forgotten. Once his friends knew this, they began to make jokes usually about Bill Cosby. Jack hated these jokes, and this caused him to begin to have a hatred for his friends, and caused him to move away from New York.

At the age of 26, he moved to Indianapolis. And didn’t use his powers for a long time, eventually getting another job as a postal worker. Life was pretty normal for a while, he eventually got married, had two kids, and then eventually got divorced. One night in Indianapolis, while he was hanging out with friends at a bar on his 49th Birthday, he accidentally shot Jello out of his eyes again, this time when someone was talking about Jello Shots, which probably triggered something in him.

The Bill Cosby jokes came again, this time it was even worse considering you-know-what. He eventually moved away from home again. He wanted to become a supervillain, he was going to prove the world that he wasn’t some sort of joke. He then went onto the Infinite’s Website and discovered the Minnesota Infinite’s. He moved down to Orient, bought his own home, even got another job as a mailman. And now, Jell-O’s prepared to create havoc.
Powers: Can shoot Jello out of his eyes by staring intensely.
RP Sample: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=442992

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(Answer this as if you were speaking as your villain) -
Describe your abilities: I have the ability to shoot Jell-O out of my eyes. It’s pretty good for distracting people and can push people back a bit.
Why did you turn to crime: my friends kept making Bill Cosby jokes after they learned I could shoot Jell-O out of my eyes. It sort of got out of control the second time because y’know.
Why did you further become a supervillain: To show the people who made those jokes about me that I can be taken seriously.
How do you feel about the Infinites: They are my enemies. They are protecting the people that would make these jokes about me. I hate them and they are going to hate me. And by defeating them, I will prove that I am no joke.
What's your end goal: To make people fear me…and also maybe even write my own memoir about my supervillain stories.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: I steal their mail and read it. I also put them in a prison and force them to eat nothing but Jello.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: Depends on the day of the week. If I have an encounter on the weekends then I could have my dialogues planned but usually on weekdays I don’t have them planned.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): RUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Any lines you won't cross:I don’t wanna kill anyone. I also don’t want to fight anyone during my job as a mailman, I don’t like mixing my two part time jobs.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: I would prefer an Archenemy as it would make people take me seriously.

Wow! The Minnesota Infinites would be thrilled to learn that they actually were cool enough to be listed on anyone's website, especially the other more important Infinites' groups. It's too bad the only one in the Minnesota Infinites who knows how to use the internet at all is Coathangerman, and, well, he only uses it to spread cat memes.

Jack Anderson, or Jell-O, is ACCEPTED! Welcome to the Infinites!

Here at Infinites, we have a long time running gag. And that is, your character will start out with the other villains right now. (They're at the local cafe, planning on how to cause havoc at the political debate tonight between three mayoral hopefuls. Little do they know that the Minnesota Infinites are at a nearby table at the same cafe, planning on how to defend the three candidates). Your character, Jack, has been with the villains ever since the RP started, even if you as a player don't know all the ins and outs.

Any questions, feel free to ask and we'll help fill you in. That should do it for now. Tomorrow, I'll try to update the OOC.

-Talc

[Helowi]

Awesome! Will be able to post sometime later today.

[Talchyon]

Awesome! Will be able to post sometime later today.

Feel free to join the Discord channel, too. It's very new so there hasn't been too much on there. But it does help with somethings. And glad to have you with us.

[Talchyon]

Ok everyone. And we have the OOC page updated. Great stuff is coming. I will be starting the new post to begin the 2nd chapter pretty soon, so if there's anything else you guys want to say at the restaurant, do it before probably Tuesday night my time. (I am going to be busy probably until then. Have family here, and then an out of town conference Monday and Tuesday).

[Zjaum]

Just a note, Barapam- the English translation for "threw her hands up" is "threw her hands up," and the abbreviation "a.k.a." means "also known as." It doesn't quite fit with the context, but that's fine.

[Barapam]

Just a note, Barapam- the English translation for "threw her hands up" is "threw her hands up," and the abbreviation "a.k.a." means "also known as." It doesn't quite fit with the context, but that's fine.

I knew that about a.k.a., but since it's used as a noun in the OP (no akas), I went along with it.

[Zjaum]

Confound it all, Florida Man! This time, you've gone too far!

[The Last Abode of Pando]

Confound it all, Florida Man! This time, you've gone too far!

What did I do this time?

Also, I'm planning on posting tomorrow...

[Talchyon]

And just so you all know! The Infinites may be slow, but we are still going on! The Dork Knight continues!

(Oh yeah, and if you can, please post. Thanks).

[The Last Abode of Pando]

Also, I'm planning on posting tomorrow...

Make that when there's something to do, or react to.

[Talchyon]

Also, I'm planning on posting tomorrow...

Make that when there's something to do, or react to.

There's a lot to react to, Pando. Your characters are coming along to help protect the mayoral candidates. And, there happen to be villains backstage running around, all trying to do heinous evil things. You don't think Ed or Aesculapius would notice someone or something?

Likewise, Florida Man has lobsters to prepare and get ready. If and when he's going to send them onstage and annoy or frighten the mayoral candidates, he should get them ready while trying to avoid the heroes who have just come in / are coming in.

[Whalestron]

I have physically no real way of posting anything cause I don't really have anything but my PS3 to connect to the internet with at the moment send help

[Talchyon]

I have physically no real way of posting anything cause I don't really have anything but my PS3 to connect to the internet with at the moment send help

Hmm. Can you go to a public library and use a computer there? They usually have internet that patrons can use for free.

Other than that, do you have a friend you can convince to join Infinites, and then go to their place and use their computer? No? Ok, I didn't expect that... Try the library if you can.

[Zjaum]

I be back, ya mateys!

Expect a post tonight, or at least a draft in an hour.

[Talchyon]

I be back, ya mateys!

Expect a post tonight, or at least a draft in an hour.

YES!

Infinites still lives! I'll try to get a post out, probably tonight or tomorrow.

-Edit - Now that I see that Zjaum left a WIP post, I'll wait 'til he's done.

[New Castillan Empire]

Where does the Mite join back in?

[Barapam]

Where does the Mite join back in?

With the villains coming the back door, perhaps? Maybe I misunderstood, but I thought his power was to appear wherever and whenever he wanted.

[New Castillan Empire]

Where does the Mite join back in?

With the villains coming the back door, perhaps? Maybe I misunderstood, but I thought his power was to appear wherever and whenever he wanted.

Well, he can do that, technically. It's one of his powers, to say the least.

[Talchyon]

Where does the Mite join back in?

I have no problem saying the Mite was with the villains the whole time (and was silent). They're now backstage at the town hall where the debate is going on. And the villains are trying to disrupt the debate and cause Wayne Bruce to hopefully get so upset at seeing his "precious" (cough cough) items from his home now stolen. And having to deal with a whole bunch of lobsters from Florida Man. That way, the villains can get the safe combo from Bruce and rob him blind.

Problem is, the heroes are about to enter the backstage door and set up shop to be on the lookout for anything that would cause the debate harm.

[Talchyon]

And what would cause the debate more harm than over a hundred lobsters released at the wrong time?

So, if any of you guys aren't on Discord, I'd recommend it. There's a space I put up there for conspiracy theories. One of the latest, from Barapam, reads like this:

"Wombatman is Wayne Bruce in disguise, and his goal is to win the election and with the mugging he did himself create public opinion for a police state in Orient with himself as Saddam Hussein. And the only reason for this is because he wants a reason to grow a mustache."

We'll just have to see if that's true or not.

[Codagh]

Ooo... Interesting...

[Talchyon]

Ooo... Interesting...

That it is. We have fun here.