Divinity [OOC | Open]

[G-Tech Corporation]

Is Terrana still exhausted?

Exhaustion generally lasts until a character rests, so yes, indeed so.

[Harkback Union]

Impressive...

I could make a spot just for you, I suppose

Time is in short supply over here, but I am curious to see how far this goes...

[Auphelia]

Time is in short supply over here, but I am curious to see how far this goes...

*peeks around the corner and beckons you into a dim and grimy alley way*

Hey, youses, ya' needs some extra time? 'Cause I've got plenty, sees here now.

*opens her trench coat to reveal dozens of watches, alarm clocks, and pocket watches*

Whatcha' need? Gold? Platinum? Cheapo? Hi-Quality? I gots it all, lemme tell ya'!

[Harkback Union]

Time is in short supply over here, but I am curious to see how far this goes...

*peeks around the corner and beckons you into a dim and grimy alley way*

Hey, youses, ya' needs some extra time? 'Cause I've got plenty, sees here now.

*opens her trench coat to reveal dozens of watches, alarm clocks, and pocket watches*

Whatcha' need? Gold? Platinum? Cheapo? Hi-Quality? I gots it all, lemme tell ya'!

Got any sundials or an hourglass? I've been looking for those all over town...

[Auphelia]

Got any sundials or an hourglass? I've been looking for those all over town...

Oh, I see. Youses needs some o' da special stock? Follow me, why doncha'?

*leads you further into the alley, hops a chain link fence, and moves a rusty piece of metal sheeting to reveal a small collection of beautiful sun dials and hourglasses*

Remember: You touch 'em you buy 'em, eh?

*stands back, arms crossed, as you peruse the selection*

[Harkback Union]

My God... where'd you got these? Are they even legal?

*puts on glasses and browses through collection*

Amazing, some of these dials even work under the moonlight. And these hourglasses, they are quite exquisite.

*ponders about something for a couple minutes, then takes out wallet*

All right, I made up my mind. How much for that little pentagram shaped sundial with the ominous ancient symbols engraved on the sides?

[Auphelia]

My God... where'd you got these? Are they even legal?

*puts on glasses and browses through collection*

Amazing, some of these dials even work under the moonlight. And these hourglasses, they are quite exquisite.

*ponders about something for a couple minutes, then takes out wallet*

All right, I made up my mind. How much for that little pentagram shaped sundial with the ominous ancient symbols engraved on the sides?

Oh, that one?

*pulls out a small packet of paper stapled together and flips through it*

That one is . . . in your currency . . . 7,000 Cradits. If you want it delivered, that'll be an extra 500. Because touching it has been known to cause death and/or chronic rhyming, I'm going to need you to sign a liability waiver.

*hands you a sheet of paper filled with complicated legalese*

And an NDA, because absolutely none of this is legal.

*hands you another sheet of paper*

Do you need a pen?

[Harkback Union]

My God... where'd you got these? Are they even legal?

*puts on glasses and browses through collection*

Amazing, some of these dials even work under the moonlight. And these hourglasses, they are quite exquisite.

*ponders about something for a couple minutes, then takes out wallet*

All right, I made up my mind. How much for that little pentagram shaped sundial with the ominous ancient symbols engraved on the sides?

Oh, that one?

*pulls out a small packet of paper stapled together and flips through it*

That one is . . . in your currency . . . 7,000 Cradits. If you want it delivered, that'll be an extra 500. Because touching it has been known to cause death and/or chronic rhyming, I'm going to need you to sign a liability waiver.

*hands you a sheet of paper filled with complicated legalese*

And an NDA, because absolutely none of this is legal.

*hands you another sheet of paper*

Do you need a pen?

Seven thousa... I don't have that kind of money...

*Looks around to check if anyone's watching, then looks at the ancient sundial, it speaks to his soul*

"Take me with you, mortal!"

*Looks at shady time dealer, then at the dial, then at the dealer again.*

I... uhhh... will... maybe... pay you later!

*Tries to run away with the goods*

Cya!

[Auphelia]

Seven thousa... I don't have that kind of money...

*Looks around to check if anyone's watching, then looks at the ancient sundial, it speaks to his soul*

"Take me with you, mortal!"

*Looks at shady time dealer, then at the dial, then at the dealer again.*

I... uhhh... will... maybe... pay you later!

*Tries to run away with the goods*

Cya!

*pulls out a taser and tasers you, causing you to fall twitching to the ground*

It's called bartering! It's like you've never made any back alley deals before!

*grabs your wallet and rifles through it as you writhe on the ground*

Let's see . . . 100 . . . 250 . . . 800 . . . 1,200 . . . . 3,000? That's it? Eh, deal.

*takes the cash out of your wallet*

*looks again*

*takes your coupon for a free ice cream*

*throws your empty wallet on your body*

Pleasure doing business with you.

[Harkback Union]

Seven thousa... I don't have that kind of money...

*Looks around to check if anyone's watching, then looks at the ancient sundial, it speaks to his soul*

"Take me with you, mortal!"

*Looks at shady time dealer, then at the dial, then at the dealer again.*

I... uhhh... will... maybe... pay you later!

*Tries to run away with the goods*

Cya!

*pulls out a taser and tasers you, causing you to fall twitching to the ground*

It's called bartering! It's like you've never made any back alley deals before!

*grabs your wallet and rifles through it as you writhe on the ground*

Let's see . . . 100 . . . 250 . . . 800 . . . 1,200 . . . . 3,000? That's it? Eh, deal.

*takes the cash out of your wallet*

*looks again*

*takes your coupon for a free ice cream*

*throws your empty wallet on your body*

Pleasure doing business with you.

*tries to recover from the shock of the taser*

Wait, n...No! Not the ice cream coupon! I need that, please, I have a family to feed!

*Tries to get up, but falls back into the mud...*

*The dial hits the concrete and breaks in half, releasing the demons trapped inside*

"Freedom at last!" - the demons howl in unison - "We shall devour this world like the last one! Cover before our power, feeble humans!"

"Ehh... do we really want to do this again? I'm getting tired of this. Lets just go watch a movie or something..." - Suggests one of the demons.

"Oh, yeah, we could do that too. All right then... cya later, mortals, and thanks for freeing us, much appreciated!" - The demons say.

*Gathers shattered pieces of the antique sundial... its remains slowly turn to dust in his hands.*

I want my money back!

[The Federation of Kendor]

Yeah, no Kendor. There’s no real reason why you could post for the citizens of Kirin.

So, if I want to help them, use my character. Then i will delete that part and leave the town to it's fate. I'm impatient and I don't want to waste some RL days just to help the people

[Auphelia]

*pulls out a taser and tasers you, causing you to fall twitching to the ground*

It's called bartering! It's like you've never made any back alley deals before!

*grabs your wallet and rifles through it as you writhe on the ground*

Let's see . . . 100 . . . 250 . . . 800 . . . 1,200 . . . . 3,000? That's it? Eh, deal.

*takes the cash out of your wallet*

*looks again*

*takes your coupon for a free ice cream*

*throws your empty wallet on your body*

Pleasure doing business with you.

*tries to recover from the shock of the taser*

Wait, n...No! Not the ice cream coupon! I need that, please, I have a family to feed!

*Tries to get up, but falls back into the mud...*

*The dial hits the concrete and breaks in half, releasing the demons trapped inside*

"Freedom at last!" - the demons howl in unison - "We shall devour this world like the last one! Cover before our power, feeble humans!"

"Ehh... do we really want to do this again? I'm getting tired of this. Lets just go watch a movie or something..." - Suggests one of the demons.

"Oh, yeah, we could do that too. All right then... cya later, mortals, and thanks for freeing us, much appreciated!" - The demons say.

*Gathers shattered pieces of the antique sundial... its remains slowly turn to dust in his hands.*

I want my money back!

You break it you buy it. And in this case, you also release demons.

*slowly pulls out a knife and an apple*

*eats the apple to look like even more of a jerk.*

[Lisbane]

I cannot wait to be burned to a crisp.

[Camelone]

I cannot wait to be burned to a crisp.

I can help you with that.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Anyone planning to post who hasn't been able to do so yet?

[Novas Arcanum]

I think everyone's posted.

[Ralnis]

Yeah, no Kendor. There’s no real reason why you could post for the citizens of Kirin.

So, if I want to help them, use my character. Then i will delete that part and leave the town to it's fate. I'm impatient and I don't want to waste some RL days just to help the people

Hopefully a certain fox can make it there. Help the village and start doing some Dr.Moreu experiments on the dead animals.

[Auphelia]

And anon, the GM has posted!

Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon anon.

[G-Tech Corporation]

And anon, the GM has posted!

Anon anon anon anon anon anon anon anon.

I'm in an old-timey mood

[Auphelia]

I'm in an old-timey mood

Eh, it works.

Now to gain the trust of the guard and sorcerers.

[Novas Arcanum]

So did helping the poor do anything at all?

[G-Tech Corporation]

So did helping the poor do anything at all?

Nah. I’m not going to give you a situational bonus twice for a minor note that you didn’t even spend an action on.

[Novas Arcanum]

So did helping the poor do anything at all?

Nah. I’m not going to give you a situational bonus twice for a minor note that you didn’t even spend an action on.

So can my next action be giving the silver away since I didn't get a roll for that?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Nah. I’m not going to give you a situational bonus twice for a minor note that you didn’t even spend an action on.

So can my next action be giving the silver away since I didn't get a roll for that?

Nope, it was already given away. You could, of course, go get more silver.

[Auphelia]

Nope, it was already given away. You could, of course, go get more silver.

*sings off-key*

Silver and gold,
Silver and gold . . .