The Adventure Beyond Time and Space: A Dice RP (OOC, Closed)

[Demirestad]

That is true. Just making sure.

[Demirestad]

Name: Henry Strom
Gender: Male
Age: 36
Job/Career: Historical Reverse-Engineering (He recreates historical machines for museums)
Greatest Childhood Acheivement: Created a miniature model of a Tiger I Tank
Life Goal: To create a working model of every machine that saw action in WWII.

[Olthar]

Name: Henry Strom
Gender: Male
Age: 36
Job/Career: Historical Reverse-Engineering (He recreates historical machines for museums)
Greatest Childhood Acheivement: Created a miniature model of a Tiger I Tank
Life Goal: To create a working model of every machine that saw action in WWII.

Accepted. Give me a few minutes to edit your character into the IC, then you can post.

[Constaniana]

Time to let loose my dumb luck skill.

[Olthar]

Henry is now ready to stun the world with his incredible boringness.

[Olthar]

You know, that matter fabricator would have allowed you all to get some clothes. Guess you'll have to stay naked for a while longer.

[Olthar]

Damn. Google is getting eerily good at predicting my searches. I just typed in "Cro," and the first autocomplete option was "Cromartie High School," which is exactly was I was looking for. How did it know?

[Demirestad]

At a location nearby

FBI Agent: He's/She's on to us!

[Olthar]

At a location nearby

FBI Agent: He's on to us!

Who's this "he" you're talking about?

[Olthar]

Oh, gosh. Winthrop is going to accidentally kill everyone, isn't he?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Oh, gosh. Winthrop is going to accisentally kill everyone, isn't he?

[6]

Fabricator is successfully integrated. It immediately starts consuming Winthrop’s flesh and spewing out meat-clones who gibber and chitter as their dead black eyes focus on the rest of the room’s occupants, scything claws extending from horrible nightmare hands...

[S i t k a]

Oh, gosh. Winthrop is going to accisentally kill everyone, isn't he?

[6]

Fabricator is successfully integrated. It immediately starts consuming Winthrop’s flesh and spewing out meat-clones who gibber and chitter as their dead black eyes focus on the rest of the room’s occupants, scything claws extending from horrible nightmare hands...

Oh lordy...

Do I even want to look at the IC thread today?

[WhatsamattaU]

Name: Sallee Phorth
Gender: female
Job/Career: telemarketer
Greatest Childhood Achievement: successful sting operation on pervy 7th grade math teacher.
Life Goal: become a recognized stand-up comedienne.

[Olthar]

Name: Sallee Phorth
Gender: female
Job/Career: telemarketer
Greatest Childhood Achievement: successful sting operation on pervy 7th grade math teacher.
Life Goal: become a recognized stand-up comedienne.

Rejected. Try again without making my eyes bleed.

[Demirestad]

Oh, gosh. Winthrop is going to accidentally kill everyone, isn't he?

He already "killed" that fabricator control. Be glad Henry is very patient Winthrop, be very glad.

[WhatsamattaU]

Name: Sallee Phorth
Gender: female
Job/Career: telemarketer
Greatest Childhood Achievement: successful sting operation on pervy 7th grade math teacher.
Life Goal: become a recognized stand-up comedienne.

Better?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Oh, gosh. Winthrop is going to accidentally kill everyone, isn't he?

He already "killed" that fabricator control. Be glad Henry is very patient Winthrop, be very glad.

On the plus side, this leads to the end of all things.

On the negative side, nobody gets free starting stuff.

[Olthar]

Name: Sallee Phorth
Gender: female
Job/Career: telemarketer
Greatest Childhood Achievement: successful sting operation on pervy 7th grade math teacher.
Life Goal: become a recognized stand-up comedienne.

Accepted. I'll bring you in with the next update.

[WhatsamattaU]

Name: Sallee Phorth
Gender: female
Job/Career: telemarketer
Greatest Childhood Achievement: successful sting operation on pervy 7th grade math teacher.
Life Goal: become a recognized stand-up comedienne.

Accepted. I'll bring you in with the next update.

Cool. Looking forward to it. About when will the next update happen? Want to be ready .

[Olthar]

Accepted. I'll bring you in with the next update.

Cool. Looking forward to it. About when will the next update happen? Want to be ready .

Either I'll post in a couple hours, or I'll fall asleep and won't be able to post until I get back from work tomorrow morning.

[WhatsamattaU]

Cool. Looking forward to it. About when will the next update happen? Want to be ready .

Either I'll post in a couple hours, or I'll fall asleep and won't be able to post until I get back from work tomorrow morning.

Great. I'm at work. So, off in three hours. Hour drive. Leaves five hours between then and midnight

[Olthar]

Poor Winthrop just cannot get a good roll, can he?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Poor Winthrop just cannot get a good roll, can he?

Pfft. Where we're going, we don't need good rolls!

Not to mention, really, the likelihood of getting two bad rolls on a d6 in a row is quite high.

[Olthar]

Poor Winthrop just cannot get a good roll, can he?

Pfft. Where we're going, we don't need good rolls!

Not to mention, really, the likelihood of getting two bad rolls on a d6 in a row is quite high.

Four in a row, actually, counting the starting rolls: 2, 2, 1, 1. I'm actually curious at this point just how long Winthrop can go without rolling a single success.

[Grenartia]

Pfft. Where we're going, we don't need good rolls!

Not to mention, really, the likelihood of getting two bad rolls on a d6 in a row is quite high.

Four in a row, actually, counting the starting rolls: 2, 2, 1, 1. I'm actually curious at this point just how long Winthrop can go without rolling a single success.

Honestly, my entire philosophy with Soy is that they're a huge loser. This mindset is a great way to figure out how they respond to things.