The Knockout Gun Gals wrote:Finland SSR wrote:Modern Day
The Great Floyd Tolson!
All cool dudes have their off-days. For example, when their supply of cash runs out and they need to restock - only mousetrap cheese is free in this lovely world. It's a good thing that Floyd has never been above petty theft - say, breaking into a B-class fast food joint and cleaning up their cash machines. sure, the cash here was small, but who ever carries thousands of dollars in their pocket anyway?
Breaking into a fast food joint was exactly what Floyd was doing at the moment. The restaurant was empty, the swordsman had scouted that out already - he wasn't sure why, maybe it's closed for health regulations or it's the owner's birthday today or something like that, but it's not like he cared.
The cash machines had 30-40 dollars each, pathetic. What, did someone already empty them before? Or is it hidden for the night? Bastards... He'll have to go check the rest of the building if the latter theory was the case - and that's exactly what he did. Hands casually placed in his pockets, pening one room after the other to check for anything suspicious.
Leo Hanskimida
To be honest, he shouldn't be here. But damn, that frozen burgers tasted weird without being fried! Frozen food in his planet tasted better! He cursed at his cursed chance in here, in this slightly backward planet. He watched as a food joint, a fast food joint. The place's abandoned, it seemed. Leo walked closer, trying to look for the food sector, the food storage. He went to the back, to the back side.
"Oh well, might as well punch the wall," he claimed. His recklessness proved to be nuisances. He punched the wall beside him that connected to the food joint, breaking it completely in the process. He decided to go in.
[quote="Finland SSR";p="33693246"]Modern Day
The Great Floyd Tolson!
Guess what? The kitchens and the back rooms had no cash laying around either. Outside a few cents behind counters, obviously. Now Floyd knew why this particular fast food joint was closed. It's near bankruptcy!
Well, if that's the case, then I might as well end their suffering.
Suddenly, a sound reached Floyd's ears, which immediately put him on high alert. Was that... a wall breaking down? It sure sounded like that. God, if a hero has already caught his location and is hunting him down... then this day would get a little better.
"If you've come to rob this joint, you've come to the wrong place," Floyd exclaimed towards whoever had just broken the wall, pulled out his sword and walked to the corridor. He wasn't sure which wall had just been Kool Aid Manned, though. "I've already emptied everything."
So, in a way, he was shouting at nothing.