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by Wheatley Laboratories » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:56 pm
by Talchyon » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:00 pm
Wheatley Laboratories wrote:Alpha Johnson- Pre-Games Night
Alpha's shoulders slumped as, like always, the worst case scenario occured. The landlady couldn't help... That meant he was probably sleeping rough for a while- There was no way he could afford transport to his parent's house.
The werewolf was about to protest, perhaps see if he could work at Sunset Grove, anything to let him stay here, when a new individual entered the lobby. Human, judging by her smell. Actually, now he was sniffing, he could smell someone behind him. Dusty, like a book abandoned on a shelf for years... Skeleton? Before he could turn around and see if he had guessed correctly, the Vampire Landlady was pushing him across the room. As if she wanted to hide something from him... Oh! She must think he was human. He'd assumed she would have been able to smell him, surely a Vampire's sense of smell isn't that bad?
But, before he could go back to the main desk, some demon (judging by the smoky smell) decided it was a fun idea to posess the newly-arriven teen.
The posessed teen went inside the office and threw money on the floor. Real mature, demon. Reallllll mature.
Alpha guessed that move was meant to be funny, but it wasn't. All he had seen was some childish demon being stupid.
The landlady went to help the teenager, helping her out the room and Alpha sighed in frustration. There goes that idea. Perhaps he'd have to hang around outside- wait until she came back...
The Werewolf suddenly became aware that their was hair around his feet and he blushed.
"Am I shredding already?" he said to himself, a little too loudly. Perhaps full moon wasn't as far away as he thought?
Kicking the hair away from himself, Alpha looked around to see if anyone had noticed...
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Insaeldor » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:02 pm
by Arctica-Aleutia » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:53 pm
Beiarusia wrote:You returned from wherever it was she had been (likely downstairs in her apartment taking care of something or another) and was undeniably puzzled by the mess she'd indadvertedly stumbled upon. The bespectacled Yuki-onna was left in charge of the office so that Mina could help Elsa upstairs so that she could sleep off her nausea. Before the two girls could disappear fully into the hallway leading to the stairwell You called out to remind them that tonight was Game Night. Receiving a noncommittal wave to indicate that she'd been heard, You turned to face the others with a profession-yet-nervous expression, fingertips tapping fingertips as she tried to make heads-or-tales of the situation that had been missed. Most of those present looked to have already paid or had had their questions answered, or were leaving, but two women sitting on the far side looked to be waiting patiently, and then there was Earnest the Ghost who looked as if he'd seen, well, a ghost.
"Are you okay?" she asked Earnest, looking to the other non-clairvoyants to be speaking to nothing.
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by WhatsamattaU » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:34 am
by Aghrabia » Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:28 pm
Beiarusia wrote:Mina Harker
Mina was dumbfounded. Shocked, even, and incensed to the point of speechlessness. Lester, the demon bastard that he was, had possessed Elsa in front of everyone and, to add childish insult to injury, had seen fit to dash into the office so as to dump whatever cash money was in sight on the floor as if this was the most hysterical thing to have ever happened in the history of the world. He then had the audacity to jokingly blame the disoriented teenager for his own insufferable actions. Her blood boiling, Mina wanted nothing more than to tear into Lester — physically, verbally, and everything in-between — but the infuriating demon was gone before anyone could react, violently or not, the door swinging shut behind him as the ambient sunlight flooded into the lobby. Mina's skin tingled unpleasantly but she didn't care. Elsa stood where she'd been abandoned, dazed and somewhat unsteady on her feet and generally looking a bit green around the gills. Mina hurried over to the teenager without so much as considering the others who'd witnessed the not-so-funny prank. The man who'd just arrived was overlooked entirely.
Sunset Grove Apartments, Bangor, Maine - October 1999
"Are you okay?" Mina asked as she held onto the girl's arm to keep her from falling over.
"I don't feel too good," Elsa managed through the dizziness. Having one's self-conscious forcibly shoved aside was no doubt a jarring experience. The teenager tried to act cool. "I'll be fine after a little lie down."
An older gentleman stepped into the office to pay his rent. Apartment 203: William Cohen Jr. Human but not quite. He asked if he could help with anything, and Mina pondered if a wizard was at all capable of banishing a demon to some detestable zone of existence worse even than Hell itself, like New Jersey but worse if that was even possible. In the end she asked if he could help with collecting the money before the resident Leprechaun happened across a few strayed bills.
You returned from wherever it was she had been (likely downstairs in her apartment taking care of something or another) and was undeniably puzzled by the mess she'd indadvertedly stumbled upon. The bespectacled Yuki-onna was left in charge of the office so that Mina could help Elsa upstairs so that she could sleep off her nausea. Before the two girls could disappear fully into the hallway leading to the stairwell You called out to remind them that tonight was Game Night. Receiving a noncommittal wave to indicate that she'd been heard, You turned to face the others with a profession-yet-nervous expression, fingertips tapping fingertips as she tried to make heads-or-tales of the situation that had been missed. Most of those present looked to have already paid or had had their questions answered, or were leaving, but two women sitting on the far side looked to be waiting patiently, and then there was Earnest the Ghost who looked as if he'd seen, well, a ghost.
"Are you okay?" she asked Earnest, looking to the other non-clairvoyants to be speaking to nothing.
Game Night was a monthly get-together where the Nightsiders living at Sunset Grove would meet in the downstairs parlor to play games with snacks, drinks, and the camaraderie of their fellow non-humans thrown in for good measure. Not everyone participated but those who did typically enjoyed themselves. Usually. Alcohol and impassioned competitiveness were not always the best of pairs, and more than once a game of Monopoly had ended in blows, hurt feelings, and a broken chair. Game Night, however, was a tradition from way-back-when and had continued more-or-less despite the coming and going of new faces as the years wore on. A good time that had slowly become a bonding experience with those who understood what it was like to be forced to live in the shadows of society persecuted because of what you were.
You stacked the boardgames atop one another on the end table beside the disgustingly-patterned sofa, the cardboard battered and faded with age, keeping the larger table to playing and another for snacks (chips and whatever else was brought along). She'd also bought a case of cheap beer, one of which was already missing from the neatly ordered rows. Half-empty in the hand of Mina, the girl sitting sideways in an under-stuffed armchair with feet dangling over the arm, irritated as she discussed the situation that had transpired earlier in the day.
"I should evict him," she said, sipping at the beer. It was pretty bad, and she'd need to drink a lot if she wanted to feel anything thanks to her vampiric physiology and its resistance to toxins, but Mina wanted a buzz if at all possible; to be drunk if she could help it.
You opened a bag of BBQ potato chips with some strenuous effort on her part. "I think you're overreacting," she reasoned.
Mina's scowl deepened. "The demon bastard violated Elsa" — who was currently asleep in Mina's bed — and his idea of a joke is about as funny as having a root canal." The girl had never had a root canal (nor had she been to a dentist) but could only assume the procedure to be excruciatingly painful given what was shown on the television. She took another swig of her drink. "I'd rather shove a cross down his throat. One with the little bearded guy nailed to it so that he chokes on it. But since that's 'overreacting'" — she made air quotations with her free hand — "I'll just double his rent since he likes throwing money around so much."
"What about the Sterns?"
"Collateral damage." Mina was angry and wasn't too empathetic to whoever was caught in the crossfire.
It was well after midnight. The humans who lived in the apartment would be asleep and the Nightsiders who were interested would be arriving soon. It was a risk to have such a gathering underneath the as-of-yet unsuspecting noses of the humans, but nothing had come of it thus far, and the doors to the lobby were squeaky enough that no one would be able to sneak up on them without them hearing. They'd have a good time and likely drink too much but everything would be fine like it always was.
And after today Mina could use a good distraction.
by Beiarusia » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:39 pm
by Wheatley Laboratories » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:07 pm
Talchyon wrote:Sunset Grove Apartments, outside the elevators
Pre-Games Night
Chet JonesWheatley Laboratories wrote:Alpha Johnson- Pre-Games Night
Alpha's shoulders slumped as, like always, the worst case scenario occured. The landlady couldn't help... That meant he was probably sleeping rough for a while- There was no way he could afford transport to his parent's house.
The werewolf was about to protest, perhaps see if he could work at Sunset Grove, anything to let him stay here, when a new individual entered the lobby. Human, judging by her smell. Actually, now he was sniffing, he could smell someone behind him. Dusty, like a book abandoned on a shelf for years... Skeleton? Before he could turn around and see if he had guessed correctly, the Vampire Landlady was pushing him across the room. As if she wanted to hide something from him... Oh! She must think he was human. He'd assumed she would have been able to smell him, surely a Vampire's sense of smell isn't that bad?
But, before he could go back to the main desk, some demon (judging by the smoky smell) decided it was a fun idea to posess the newly-arriven teen.
The posessed teen went inside the office and threw money on the floor. Real mature, demon. Reallllll mature.
Alpha guessed that move was meant to be funny, but it wasn't. All he had seen was some childish demon being stupid.
The landlady went to help the teenager, helping her out the room and Alpha sighed in frustration. There goes that idea. Perhaps he'd have to hang around outside- wait until she came back...
The Werewolf suddenly became aware that their was hair around his feet and he blushed.
"Am I shredding already?" he said to himself, a little too loudly. Perhaps full moon wasn't as far away as he thought?
Kicking the hair away from himself, Alpha looked around to see if anyone had noticed...
Pressing the button again for the 14th time, Chet was hoping the slow, outdated and inefficient elevator had suddenly become a fast, state-of-the-art and highly efficient elevator. Much to his chagrin, nothing had changed. The creaky squeal of thedeathtrapelevator stopped, several floors above. Whatever - or whoever - was coming down was taking their dear sweet time, too.
A little frustrated, Chet wondered where he was going to find the money he was short on. He knew that it wasn't a lot. But he still felt bad about it. What to do in the meantime? Maybe he could find a radio trivia contest and be the 13th caller, and then get the station to mail it to him. It was a long shot, but it was at least something.
Chet's ears, however, (not that he actually had ears, but you get the gist) were working pretty sharp. Sharp enough to hear the new guy who seemed a little out of place in the apartment lobby talking to himself. Asking... wait a minute. Chet was certain the guy was asking himself if he had shedded. Already. Emphasis on already. It wasn't the kind of thing a guy said who was going bald and losing the hair on top of his head. It sounded like the kind of thing that someone does, repeatedly, as in, again and again.
And then came the clincher - Chet could have sworn that he heard this guy mumbling under his breath about whether or not it was a full moon already. That had to be what it was. Chet was certain he wasn't becoming mental.
Turning around from the elevator, he saw the man standing by himself... The creaky elevator dinged pathetically at the bottom of the shaft, empty, it's open doors daring someone to test their luck against it by taking a ride. But even though Chet had pushed the button several times earlier, now he was curious. Trying to keep to the shadows, and doing a pretty successful job at it, Chet threw caution to the wind, calling out to the shedding man.
"So, friend. I was wondering... Is it time for the full moon yet? I always get confused."
How the man reacted would tell Chet a lot about him - if he had to stay in hiding, or if he could come out and be himself.
by WhatsamattaU » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:26 pm
by Ameriganastan » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:49 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nuridia » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:58 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Apartment 101
In a building with actual ghosts it, one resident seemed even more elusive than the actual thing. Said resident was finally coming to after his previous night of hedonism.
"Bozhe moi..."
Even his two roommates barely saw anything of the guy. But the whole building had heard him. Or more specifically, his annoyingly loud music.
"Well, least I'm not waking up in a ditch again. That was a weird night."
He rolled out of bed...quite literally, as he rolled straight into the floor.
"Vodka and scotch. Lesson learned there. Do not mix them..."
He finally stumbled to his feet. Or hooves, anyway. He grabbed the shirt from the previous night, contemplating on what he wanted to do. He had no gig to get to today.
"Eh, don't feel like going anywhere. Work on set-list for next job."
He rummaged through a box of vinyl records, finding the one he wanted quite quickly. He slapped it on the turntable, and cranked the volume up.
"Time to make the beautiful noise."
Apartment 101 was soon drowned in thumping noise. As was any apartment nearby. It was probably a good thing he was rarely seen. His neighbors probably wanted to kill him.
by Insaeldor » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:40 am
by Talchyon » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:04 am
Wheatley Laboratories wrote:Alpha heard a voice from somewhere in the room. Whoever it was, they seemed to be trying to hide from him... Perhaps it was that skeleton he smelt earlier, hiding from him until he knew if he was human or not.
Still, it wasn't like Alpha didn't know where he was, he was in a rather conveniant spot by the elevator. Or, at least, that was where the voice was coming from. Maybe they could throw their voice quite well?
Either way, Alpha's response was a simple shake of the head. However, his eyes fixated on the patch of shadow, he did inform the skeleton that full moon was about two weeks away.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Wheatley Laboratories » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:36 pm
Talchyon wrote:Sunset Grove Apartments, outside the elevators
Pre-Games Night
Chet JonesWheatley Laboratories wrote:Alpha heard a voice from somewhere in the room. Whoever it was, they seemed to be trying to hide from him... Perhaps it was that skeleton he smelt earlier, hiding from him until he knew if he was human or not.
Still, it wasn't like Alpha didn't know where he was, he was in a rather conveniant spot by the elevator. Or, at least, that was where the voice was coming from. Maybe they could throw their voice quite well?
Either way, Alpha's response was a simple shake of the head. However, his eyes fixated on the patch of shadow, he did inform the skeleton that full moon was about two weeks away.
The simple shake of the man's head was hardly enough to get the ball rolling. Though maybe it meant something. Maybe he didn't trust his voice speaking on such matters, if they indeed were close to home. But there was one thing about it. The guy seemed to know exactly the time of the full moon. Which meant that either he was an amateur astronomer... or he fit in at Sunset Grove Apartments with the rest of the residents.
Chet said, still from the shadows, "Because, you know, if there was a full moon, that's when werewolves come out. Which, personally, is fine with me. I got nothing against werewolves. I'm sure they're really great people. And one other thing... If there was a werewolf, I bet he would fit in here in this apartment complex..."
Come on. Take the bait. Either admit you're a werewolf or run out screaming because it's too weird. Either way will work! Chet had to wait for the man to answer...
by Talchyon » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:17 pm
Wheatley Laboratories wrote:
Alpha sighed quietly to himself, slightly irritated by this stranger's questions. Surely he must already know he was a werewolf, or were most people's senses so dead they couldn't identify one werewolf on the other side of the room? He shuddered, wondering what life was like for them. Surely they felt weak...
And, anyway, these were very specific sentances. He must know already to talk like that, you wouldn't go up to any human and start talking about how great werewolves were. Still, he decided to humour the stranger and outstretched his arms.
"Yes, okay! I'm a werewolf, is that what you wanted to hear??"
He winced as soon as he finished talking, not meaning to come across so harshly.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Wheatley Laboratories » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:30 am
Talchyon wrote:Sunset Grove Apartments, outside the elevators
Pre-Games Night
Chet JonesWheatley Laboratories wrote:
Alpha sighed quietly to himself, slightly irritated by this stranger's questions. Surely he must already know he was a werewolf, or were most people's senses so dead they couldn't identify one werewolf on the other side of the room? He shuddered, wondering what life was like for them. Surely they felt weak...
And, anyway, these were very specific sentances. He must know already to talk like that, you wouldn't go up to any human and start talking about how great werewolves were. Still, he decided to humour the stranger and outstretched his arms.
"Yes, okay! I'm a werewolf, is that what you wanted to hear??"
He winced as soon as he finished talking, not meaning to come across so harshly.
Hearing the right words, Chet grinned - which is completely how he normally looked, having no lips. But this new guy was in fact a werewolf! Great!
At this, Chet stepped out of the shadows, noticing that everyone else who had been in the lobby just recently had all gone, and it was he and the new guy left there. Chet made sure his coat was buttoned up first so the guy wouldn't think Chet was trying to flash him or something. And coming out, Chet said, in his kind of nasal and neurotic sounding tone, "If you're a werewolf, then you'll fit right in. Um. RIght, so I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Chet. Chet Jones. I live here. And I've never met a werewolf before, or at least, I don't think I have." Holding a bony hand out to try to shake hands, Chet hoped his grin was noticeable.
by The Olog-Hai » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:07 pm
by Talchyon » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:37 pm
Wheatley Laboratories wrote:
So it was a skeleton! His senses hadn't failed him.
The skeleton introduced himself as Chet, grinning and holding his hand out. At least, Alpha thought he was grinning... It was hard to tell, he was pretty sure skulls smiled in that creepy way normally.
The werewolf took Chet's hand and shook it. "Alpha Johnson. Hi."
He didn't really see the point of introducing himself, he was going to have to leave pretty soon. So he told the skeleton this. "I imagine I would fit it... However, I won't be. I just had most of my money stolen by some taxi driver... I can't afford rent from anywhere now. I'll be sleeping on the streets from now on, perhaps we'll cross paths again?"
He doubted it but, hey, he might as well be be friendly.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Wheatley Laboratories » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:14 pm
Talchyon wrote:Sunset Grove Apartments, outside the elevators
Pre-Games Night
Chet JonesWheatley Laboratories wrote:
So it was a skeleton! His senses hadn't failed him.
The skeleton introduced himself as Chet, grinning and holding his hand out. At least, Alpha thought he was grinning... It was hard to tell, he was pretty sure skulls smiled in that creepy way normally.
The werewolf took Chet's hand and shook it. "Alpha Johnson. Hi."
He didn't really see the point of introducing himself, he was going to have to leave pretty soon. So he told the skeleton this. "I imagine I would fit it... However, I won't be. I just had most of my money stolen by some taxi driver... I can't afford rent from anywhere now. I'll be sleeping on the streets from now on, perhaps we'll cross paths again?"
He doubted it but, hey, he might as well be be friendly.
Chet looked at the forlorn looking werewolf, and briefly felt bad. It was a pithy pretty pity party. But, as Chet had lived in the apartments for some time now, he had an idea.
"Hey Alpha. You know? Ok, so, I'm sure you can track down this taxi driver and get your money. But until then? You can room with me. I'm pretty respectful and I don't think I'm a slob or something. Tell you what. Why don't you think about it, and then tonight at game night here at the apartments, you can stop on by and we'll see if the landlady is ok with that? Sound good?"
Chet had never had a roommate before - at least, not that he could tell. He had been in skeletal form for a few years now. Had woken up in the alley behind the Apartments with nothing but his library card that told him his name. As far as he could remember, he'd never had a roommate before. But, you have to help when someone needs help. That's what Kent Graham was doing for him. And that's what Chet would do for Alpha. If he didn't mind rooming with a skeleton.
by Segral » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:31 pm
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by Beiarusia » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:37 pm
by Talchyon » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:13 pm
Segral wrote:Les Claybeach
It had been quite the eventful day today.
After his little stunt, he had seen Bill Cohen, the jazz man in the lot. He had always liked Bill, he was a nice guy and they both loved music. He then had gone to the hardware store and picked up the stuff he needed, and headed back. Mina had shot him an evil glare when he had walked in, which, admittedly, made him feel a tiny bit bad. He hadn't meant to offend or hurt anyone, he just...sometimes these urges to create chaos that he couldn't control. It was weird. Anyways, he had headed upstairs, and cleaned the carpet in his room. It had taken all day. He first vacuumed, then spot-cleaned with a rag (and boy were there spots) and then shampooed. It had been hard work, but it was rewarding to have the cleanest carpet in the whole building. He had then went out to work, tending the bar and impressing the young ladies with his flair spins and ability to pour three shots at once. He had then packed up early, smuggled some cocktail stuff from the bar and headed home for game night, one of his favorite days. He was hoping Chet was there, Chet was always a fun guy...er, skeleton.
Les walked in and put all of his cocktail mixes and glasses down on a nearby table and quickly took a swig out of near-empty glass of beer. Chet wasn't here. Huh. Mina was still glaring at him, and James was having a smoke, but no sign of Chet. He then pulled out an envelope of cash he had in his bag, that he had picked up from an ATM, and walked over to Mina's office, and dropped the envelope on the desk. There was a note inside that read, in his sloppy handwriting:
"Mina, I'm sorry about my shenanigans. Hope Elsa's alright. Some extra rent enclosed. Thanks, Les."
He then walked back into the lobby. No sign of Chet still. He sighed and decided to just watch some TV and drink some beer until Chet arrived.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:37 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by WhatsamattaU » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:01 pm
Beiarusia wrote:Mina Harker
Sunset Grove Apartments, Bangor, Maine - October 1999Mina sat out of the first game (won by the lucky Edward England who had only a tenuous understanding of Uno at best), opting to finish her tasteless beer while bumming a cigarette from James as a "cigarette tax — smoking was allowed in the parlor so long as the window was open as a courtesy, which it was, thus no complaints to be had. Sitting in the armchair a bit away from the table and from the others, Mina was enjoying the drag of low-quality nicotine when her attention was drawn to the floor by a soft "meow" as an old cat wandered over with the tiny pixie riding atop. "Hello, Miss Mina, " said Achillea. "I trust you're satisfied with the lack of rats about Sunset Grove this last month?"
"Guess I haven't seen as many as usual," Mina said. The building was very old, a century almost, and mice had long since made themselves at home. The pixie was living rent-free due to his obvious inability to find work but had taken it upon himself to rid the apartment of the pesky rodents as a form of repayment. Mina considered asking if Achillea would be willing to rid the grounds of the stray gnomes that had drifted in from the nearby woods but thought better of it. Gnomes preyed upon pixies, after all. The vampire asked how he was doing instead. "How's the attic? You don't need anything, right?"
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