New Civilizations [OOC | Open]

[Arulean States]

How’s about this then. I will try and speed up my progress, and try to make my presence known. Once I know of the situation, I’ll invite you and Ulls to come to my nation, and then we can talk things out on neutral ground. How does that sound?

I honestly think this would be better Ulls.

I'm not comfortable with going to Greenland.

I’d be happy to host any diplomatic meetings if there is some animosity. I’d also like to be considered to host the constitutional convention...

[The Orson Empire]

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Damn G-Tech, now you are making me paranoid...

I'm already kind of weary of sending Turner so far away to Greenland.

Ulls was going to send Turner to isolation away from his power base to one of the most loyal parts of Ego?

I hope you weren't seriously considering that offer.

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

It'll probably come up, what with the missionaries and local converts and all.

[Ulls]

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

Woah, woah. The Imperium doesn’t do forced conversions. That would be pointless in the extreme, outside of truly Godzilla Threshhold circumstances.

[The Orson Empire]

You are absolutely right, G-Tech. This would be a pretty good strategy.

What kinda games are you playing, Ulls?

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

Just the sight of a felloe Christian would fill Turner with glee. Though, of course he would realize the Hegemon is a madman.

[Arulean States]

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

I mean, I intend as part of the constitutional convention to provide for freedom of religion in each member state. It would also seem that Judaism has the potential to become a major faith in North America, given that two out of the four Authors in the northeast are Jewish to some degree.

[G-Tech Corporation]

You are absolutely right, G-Tech. This would be a pretty good strategy.

What kinda games are you playing, Ulls?

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

Just the sight of a felloe Christian would fill Turner with glee. Though, of course he would realize the Hegemon is a madman.

To be fair, I doubt the Hegemon will visit the New World in any significant capacity any time soon. And the main “insane” idea Viktor has, capturing or killing dangerous immortals, isn’t exactly likely to come up in casual conversation.

[Ulls]

Damn G-Tech, now you are making me paranoid...

I'm already kind of weary of sending Turner so far away to Greenland.

Ulls was going to send Turner to isolation away from his power base to one of the most loyal parts of Ego?

I hope you weren't seriously considering that offer.

Also Ulls, you might want to avoid telling Turner that thee Imperium is Christian.

Turner is a Christian himself, and the fact that there is no suitable place of worship for him in Ego stresses him out at times.

It'll probably come up, what with the missionaries and local converts and all.

The thing is would Turner choose the Imperium because of religion? Hopefully not because we need him right now.

You are absolutely right, G-Tech. This would be a pretty good strategy.

What kinda games are you playing, Ulls?

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

Just the sight of a felloe Christian would fill Turner with glee. Though, of course he would realize the Hegemon is a madman.

Goddammit, sorry about that but seriously? I'm actually trying my damnedest to stand against a giant threat and your letting G-tech get to you?

And I thought I was paranoid.

Even at the barrel of a gun? Ruled by a madman who believes it's his duty to unite everyone?


But your right and I keep that part a secret.

I mean, I intend as part of the constitutional convention to provide for freedom of religion in each member state. It would also seem that Judaism has the potential to become a major faith in North America, given that two out of the four Authors in the northeast are Jewish to some degree.

I wouldn't mind it, we need to be united and Judaism and the Lunacretain Faith could be the big religions in America.

[The Orson Empire]

I'm fucking with G-Tech Ulls, since he is fucking with me

I'm not actually paranoid.

[Ulls]

I'm fucking with G-Tech Ulls, since he is fucking with me

I'm not actually paranoid.

Then I need to get off the computer because I've lost my mind again. Either way we need to get a meeting set up and start developing Ego and uniting everyone.

[Arulean States]

@Ulls, I don’t mean I’m going to try to promote the Jewish faith, only that it might end up as a majority. It would actually go against the Jewish faith to actively try and promote it.

What time zone are you guys all on? I only ask cause I’ve got an exam tomorrow and it’s 1:00 in the morning, so I’m gonna need to sleep soon.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I'm fucking with G-Tech Ulls, since he is fucking with me

I'm not actually paranoid.

Who, me?

Never! What malicious slander is this

[The Orson Empire]

I'm fucking with G-Tech Ulls, since he is fucking with me

I'm not actually paranoid.

Then I need to get off the computer because I've lost my mind again. Either way we need to get a meeting set up and start developing Ego and uniting everyone.

Good idea, and then we can work on forming the coalition against the Imperium.

Meanwhile, Turner plots to march on the city of Ego when the time is right...

[G-Tech Corporation]

Then I need to get off the computer because I've lost my mind again. Either way we need to get a meeting set up and start developing Ego and uniting everyone.

Good idea, and then we can work on forming the coalition against the Imperium.

Meanwhile, Turner plots to march on the city of Ego when the time is right...

Ah, smart. When Ego’s armies and the Skulk are off marching a thousand miles south to defend foreigners, and war weariness is at its peak, Ego will be ripe for a new leader to rise.

[The Hierophancy]

The Imperium may have rifles, but do they have cotton? I thought not. Checkmate, Europeans.

[The Orson Empire]

Good idea, and then we can work on forming the coalition against the Imperium.

Meanwhile, Turner plots to march on the city of Ego when the time is right...

Ah, smart. When Ego’s armies and the Skulk are off marching a thousand miles south to defend foreigners, and war weariness is at its peak, Ego will be ripe for a new leader to rise.

I can see it now...

"All hail his holiness Turner Jackson the Patient Crow, First of His Name, Lord Protector of Ego, Hegemon of All Tribes, Lord of all Provinces, and the One and True God."

[Arulean States]

Good idea, and then we can work on forming the coalition against the Imperium.

Meanwhile, Turner plots to march on the city of Ego when the time is right...

Ah, smart. When Ego’s armies and the Skulk are off marching a thousand miles south to defend foreigners, and war weariness is at its peak, Ego will be ripe for a new leader to rise.

Goddamn G, do you ever stop

[Arulean States]

Ah, smart. When Ego’s armies and the Skulk are off marching a thousand miles south to defend foreigners, and war weariness is at its peak, Ego will be ripe for a new leader to rise.

I can see it now...

"All hail his holiness Turner Jackson the Patient Crow, First of His Name, Lord Protector of Ego, Hegemon of All Tribes, Lord of all Provinces, and the One and True God."

Sorry for the double post, but I’m just gonna point out the blasphemy in declaring yourself God...


And on that note, I must sleep. I have an exam tomorrow and it is already 1:00

[Ulls]

You know what, I might as well blow up Ego when the Great Companies come, give them something to see.

[Ulls]

Also, can bring horses to America?

[G-Tech Corporation]

The Imperium may have rifles, but do they have cotton? I thought not. Checkmate, Europeans.

*carefully hides cotton gin*

Ah, smart. When Ego’s armies and the Skulk are off marching a thousand miles south to defend foreigners, and war weariness is at its peak, Ego will be ripe for a new leader to rise.

I can see it now...

"All hail his holiness Turner Jackson the Patient Crow, First of His Name, Lord Protector of Ego, Hegemon of All Tribes, Lord of all Provinces, and the One and True God."

You can have a printing press and some Bibles for the low low cost of Jeb’s head on a pike.

Ah, smart. When Ego’s armies and the Skulk are off marching a thousand miles south to defend foreigners, and war weariness is at its peak, Ego will be ripe for a new leader to rise.

Goddamn G, do you ever stop

Stop? What did I do now, I’m just sitting in this corner idly speculating.

[The Hierophancy]

Also, can bring horses to America?

Horses? Do you mean lame-ass pathetic knock off bison?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Also, can bring horses to America?

Sure- remember, we talked about you buying stock from Nom Sapmi.

[The Orson Empire]

The Imperium may have rifles, but do they have cotton? I thought not. Checkmate, Europeans.

*carefully hides cotton gin*

I can see it now...

"All hail his holiness Turner Jackson the Patient Crow, First of His Name, Lord Protector of Ego, Hegemon of All Tribes, Lord of all Provinces, and the One and True God."

You can have a printing press and some Bibles for the low low cost of Jeb’s head on a pike.

Goddamn G, do you ever stop

Stop? What did I do now, I’m just sitting in this corner idly speculating.

Give me some of your advanced tech, and I'll do a helluva lot more than put Jeb's head on a pike.

Ego will be yours, master.