Adventures in Shitposting: A Story of Conspiracy (OOC|Open)

[Anowa]

Adventures in Shitposting
A Story of Conspiracy

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It started innocently enough. A thread on 4chan's /b/ board posed a number of religiously posed questions regarding several medical conditions that the board seemed to have a penchant for. This ultimately culminated into contacting several local priests and sisterhoods to get an answer. Though said answers were summarily deemed 'shit'. Though a single Anon found out the best way to find an answer, E-Mail the Pope. After waiting nearly a week for a response, they got around three sentences explaining that such questions could not be answered.

Finding such a response to be 'fucking retarded', the thread made a plan. In classic 4chan fashion of getting shit done when it's least expected, they decided to break into the Vatican Archives to learn the truth. Unbeknownst to the secrets, artifacts, and souls contained within, the mischievous miscreants execute their plan on July 7th, 2017, hoping for some ironically divine help. Instead, they'll stumble upon a conspiracy that has lasted over 2000 years.

And then they'll be in for an adventure.

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Welcome to "Adventures in Shitposting" a story revolving around an intrepid group of shut ins who manage to not only break in to the Vatican's Ancient Archives, but get wrapped up in secrets kept for millennia. Over the course of the RP, the characters are tasked with spreading the news of what they've found across the world in hopes of finally clearing up some clerical errors and outright miscommunications. Their adventure will take them across the world, from Jerusalem to Gary, Indiana, all the while with the opportunity of mystical powers and loot tempt them at every turn, and with the hostility of the various factions trying to stop them following their every step.

Understandably this RP will revolve around the happenings of the Bible, Torah, Koran, and several other holy texts, as well as a number of historical events and unexplained happenings throughout human history, and is not to be taken seriously at all. Seriously, this is a comedy RP, don't lose your minds over things.

1. OP and CO-OP's words are law.
2. I (the OP) reserve the right to kill off your character for stupid actions. I (The OP) also reserve the rights to: deny an app for any reason, retroactively deny an application, or request someone to permanently vacate the thread.
3. Don't be a dick OOCly.
4. Arguments over religious and political happenings and their validity will not be tolerated at all, everyone has a right to believe what they want, and saying someone's wrong for believing something you don't will get you removed from the thread with zero leniency.
4. Poor grammar, spelling, and formatting are valid reasons for denial. As are one liner posts.
5. Keep it clean, noting overly descriptive in terms of violence and no sexual content that wouldn't be kosher in a PG-13 movie.
6. Have fun!

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• Limit of one character unless you have the OP's express permission.
• Every character has to have some sort of relation to everyone's favorite image board: 4chan.
• Character images should be under 500x500 pixels.
• Delete everything in parenthesis.
• Improper formatting is reason enough for denial, make sure it's not broken.

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[Anowa]

reserved

[Kentucky Fried Land]

Tag.

[Shark isle]

Can I make a guy who is a fan of spy films and often hangs in both the B thread and in CO? Also, he will probably be a guy who flaunts his knowledge about spies but the knowledge tends to blow up in his face.

[Anowa]

Can I make a guy who is a fan of spy films and often hangs in both the B thread and in CO?

Sure.

[Shark isle]

Can I make a guy who is a fan of spy films and often hangs in both the B thread and in CO?

Sure.

Also, would it be ok if he often tries to impress his new friends and fellow Chaners with his espionage knowledge. But have it almost always blow up in his face? Also, he will bring the crowbar.

[Anowa]

Sure.

Also, would it be ok if he often tries to impress his new friends and fellow Chaners with his espionage knowledge. But have it almost always blow up in his face? Also, he will bring the crowbar.

Your character is up to you.

[Shadowwell]

how many total characters are you looking for before this starts?

[The Knockout Gun Gals]

Your bugging method in the Discord is working well, Anowa. Gonna read about 4chan first, too.

Name: Leo Balthazar
Age: 36
Physical Markers: He has beard.
Gender: Male
On Hand Gear: Taser, Handycam, and Analog Phone (early 2000s-styled phone).
Height: 180 cm
Weight: 69 kg
Strengths: Perceptive, Analytical
Weaknesses: Paranoid, Obsessive
Bio
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[Anowa]

how many total characters are you looking for before this starts?

5-8

[Vacif]

Wait you're telling me a group of randos from across the interwebs physically broke into the Vatican archives?

I expect shenanigans assuming we get enough people on board with this dramedy.