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by The Land of Golden Blobfish » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:17 pm
by Talchyon » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:35 am
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Ort » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:49 pm
by Talchyon » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:13 pm
Ort wrote:Considering that some characters seem to be hypothesising that these radioactive elements are connected to Orient's inhabitants possessing superpowers, then it only seems appropriate that my character attempts to explain to them why this is an unlikely possibility. This is going to involve me discussing things such as probabilistic causation and Bayesian probability, concepts of which I only possess a rudimentary understanding. This may take me some time and involve me regretting my decision to role-play as a character, who's simultaneously intelligent and incredibly arrogant.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by The Last Abode of Pando » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:07 pm
by Zanera » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:05 am
The Last Abode of Pando wrote:On an unrelated note,
If you are wondering whether or not the Large Hadron Collider has destroyed the world yet, here is a website for you:
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Similarly, if you are wondering whether or not all preorders of Turtles All the Way Down will be signed, this website is for you:
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by Talchyon » Fri Jul 14, 2017 6:18 am
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Zjaum » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:53 am
Talchyon wrote:The time skip happened. (The first ever in the long history of the Infinites). It is now the next morning. Villains, do your best to try and steal the radioactive elements.
by Talchyon » Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:17 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Talchyon » Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:22 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Talchyon » Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:54 am
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Talchyon » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:49 am
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Ort » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:44 am
by Zjaum » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:01 pm
Zanera wrote:Technetium is one of the awesomest rocks I've ever heard of.
by Zanera » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:00 pm
by Talchyon » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:32 pm
Zanera wrote:Zjaum wrote:
Molybdenum is better. Fight me.
*looks up molybdenum*
*" It has one of the lowest coefficients of thermal expansion among commercially used metals.[7] The tensile strength of molybdenum wires increases about 3 times, from about 10 to 30 GPa, when their diameter decreases from ~50–100 nm to 10 nm."*
Molybdenum is one of the awesomest rocks I've ever heard of.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by The Last Abode of Pando » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:41 am
Talchyon wrote:Zanera wrote:
*looks up molybdenum*
*" It has one of the lowest coefficients of thermal expansion among commercially used metals.[7] The tensile strength of molybdenum wires increases about 3 times, from about 10 to 30 GPa, when their diameter decreases from ~50–100 nm to 10 nm."*
Molybdenum is one of the awesomest rocks I've ever heard of.
Molybdenum, Tungsten, Ununoctium. Yeah. Bunches of fun elements.
by Iron Wolf Lithuania » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:48 pm
The Magical World of Asku wrote:A skinny woman in a shredded white cloak, garbage, and a sword were flying through the air. Why are they flying you might be asking yourself? Well it started this mourning...
A skinny yet tall women was sitting on a reading book in here fifty square foot apartment. The book was called The Land of Fiji and showed a beach covered in white sand on the front. The room was quite quiet as the woman's eyes went back and forth reading the book in her hands. Then the door suddenly flung open nearly missing the woman's head as it flew out of the window. The woman didn't seemed to be bother by this as if she was in some sort of trance. What had just made the door fling foreword was a magical creature. It was a sword? "What is it Dan," the woman reading the book asked. The sword was making breathing like sounds as if it was out of breath. "Asku," Dan the Sword said before it made more harsh breathing sounds, "Today is the day they'll finally realize you're actually alive." Asku suddenly perked up throwing her book behind her causing it to fall out of her apartment and land on the door that created the hole in the apartment. "Why didn't you say anything," she asked almost hysterically. Dan the Sword was about to say he had yesterday but she wouldn't let him. "No time to say anything," she said while getting into a running position. Dan the Sword thought to himself Oh great she's about to run and that never goes bad As soon as he finished his thought she took of running and grabbed him by his hilt. AS soon as she left her apartment she tripped on her perfectly flat place mat. As she started to go down her stomach hit the rail guard and she flipped over it and started falling. And falling. And falling. After what was literally two minutes she was still falling. She looked down at the ground which was still very far away and thought man how high up am I? Then she suddenly the ground jumped foreword causing her and Dan to fall into a large garbage can. "Owww," Asku and Dan said at the same time then they followed it up with growing sounds. Then a green garbage truck came down the street where the garbage can was located, stopped at it, and picked it up. Dan and Asku looked around wondering what was going on. Then the side loader stopped with a jolt flinging Asku, Dan, and some garbage out of the truck. "COME ON," Asku shouted so loud the sound waves would have been able to travel through space. The two men operating the garbage truck "What was that one," said to the other. The other one shrugged and simply replied, "I don't or care." Asku looked around the sky with Dan in her hands. "Wow this is beautiful," she said as she looked around the sky not realizing that there was a power pole coming up on them. The power pole snapped in two but did not fall over as she hit it with a large thud. Dan the Sword went flying forward and landed in a building wall. Which was beneath where the villain meeting was being held. "Owwwww," moaned Dan he said not getting out of the wall because he was stuck. Asku could feel her stomach turn as the part of the power pole she was on began tipping forward. The power pole finally let gravity take over and it hit the ground hard. This caused Asku to fly not only upwards but backwards but before she too crashed into the wall like Dan her cape got caught on his hilt. This effectively stopped her but made her extremely sick but luckly she blacked out before she threw up.
by The Last Abode of Pando » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:07 pm
by Talchyon » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:55 pm
Iron Wolf Lithuania wrote:Name: Asku
Codename: The Enforcer
Age: ???
Sex: Female
Appearance: Asku's height, hair, and eye's always seems to change but want doesn't is a small pink dress that fits her like a glove, two long pink gloves with white tissue sticking out of them, pink high heels, and a big pink ribbon on her head.
Biography:
Once upon a time probably during the 80's or was it the 60's maybe the 40's who knows. But anyways a fashion company called A-did-U.S. was on the verge of a fashion break through. In their supper secret underground lab quite a few miles south of what is now Orient, Minnesota they had created a regenerative fabric. This would allow A-did-U.S. to mass produce clothing without having to shear sheep. But of course with any really cool intervention things always go wrong. What went wrong this time you may be asking. Well the regenerative fabric become aware of it's surroundings and was able to turn into different shapes. So it turned into a pen on a scientist's lab coat to escape. And once the scientist with the clothing pen left the lab she was struck by lighting. Not once, not twice, not three time, but ten or eleven times. This caused the regenerative clothing to infuse with the scientist and allowed her to survive. But at the cost of forgetting practically everything and the awesome regenerative clothing lost most of it's cool powers such as shape shifting and controlling other clothes.
After two days some fellow scientists found Asku's body in front of the lab. They were going to rush her to the hospital but the decided that this would not be good for the reputation of the lab and all the forms they would have to fill out (they still lose sleep thinking about ho many they would have to fill out). So they put her in the back of their truck, grabbed some shovels and drove North until they reached what is now Orient, Minnesota but was an empty field back then. They got out and started digging and after a few hours of digging they decided that the hole was deep enough. So they got Asku out of the back of their truck and put her in the hole. They buried her and went on their marry way. No one at the lab realized that Asku or the regenerative cloth was gone and kept on working until the lab was shut down. Asku herself laid underground in a state of hibernation until she woke up much later to the smell of sewage. She turned to a life of crime and eventually the life of a supervillian after she escaped the dark sewage system.
Powers: Regeneration and talking to clothes.
RP sample:The Magical World of Asku wrote:A skinny woman in a shredded white cloak, garbage, and a sword were flying through the air. Why are they flying you might be asking yourself? Well it started this mourning...
A skinny yet tall women was sitting on a reading book in here fifty square foot apartment. The book was called The Land of Fiji and showed a beach covered in white sand on the front. The room was quite quiet as the woman's eyes went back and forth reading the book in her hands. Then the door suddenly flung open nearly missing the woman's head as it flew out of the window. The woman didn't seemed to be bother by this as if she was in some sort of trance. What had just made the door fling foreword was a magical creature. It was a sword? "What is it Dan," the woman reading the book asked. The sword was making breathing like sounds as if it was out of breath. "Asku," Dan the Sword said before it made more harsh breathing sounds, "Today is the day they'll finally realize you're actually alive." Asku suddenly perked up throwing her book behind her causing it to fall out of her apartment and land on the door that created the hole in the apartment. "Why didn't you say anything," she asked almost hysterically. Dan the Sword was about to say he had yesterday but she wouldn't let him. "No time to say anything," she said while getting into a running position. Dan the Sword thought to himself Oh great she's about to run and that never goes bad As soon as he finished his thought she took of running and grabbed him by his hilt. AS soon as she left her apartment she tripped on her perfectly flat place mat. As she started to go down her stomach hit the rail guard and she flipped over it and started falling. And falling. And falling. After what was literally two minutes she was still falling. She looked down at the ground which was still very far away and thought man how high up am I? Then she suddenly the ground jumped foreword causing her and Dan to fall into a large garbage can. "Owww," Asku and Dan said at the same time then they followed it up with growing sounds. Then a green garbage truck came down the street where the garbage can was located, stopped at it, and picked it up. Dan and Asku looked around wondering what was going on. Then the side loader stopped with a jolt flinging Asku, Dan, and some garbage out of the truck. "COME ON," Asku shouted so loud the sound waves would have been able to travel through space. The two men operating the garbage truck "What was that one," said to the other. The other one shrugged and simply replied, "I don't or care." Asku looked around the sky with Dan in her hands. "Wow this is beautiful," she said as she looked around the sky not realizing that there was a power pole coming up on them. The power pole snapped in two but did not fall over as she hit it with a large thud. Dan the Sword went flying forward and landed in a building wall. Which was beneath where the villain meeting was being held. "Owwwww," moaned Dan he said not getting out of the wall because he was stuck. Asku could feel her stomach turn as the part of the power pole she was on began tipping forward. The power pole finally let gravity take over and it hit the ground hard. This caused Asku to fly not only upwards but backwards but before she too crashed into the wall like Dan her cape got caught on his hilt. This effectively stopped her but made her extremely sick but luckly she blacked out before she threw up.
Describe your abilities: Well for the most part I can heal any wound I take and I can talk to clothes (even though they usually don't talk back).
Why did you turn to crime: Well when I woke up in the sewage system I didn't really understand work or private property so I thought stealing was okay.
Why did you further become a supervillain: Once I learned about work and private property I decide yeah I've gone to far might as well take it up to the next notch.
How do you feel about the Infinites: Asku begins shouting in untranslatable language with the only familiar word being Infinties.
What's your end goal: "I want to know more about my life since I don't remember much before I woke up in the sewer system a few months ago and to deflate those..." Asku once again begins shouting in untranslatable language with the only familiar word being Infinties.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: "First I'll put on some music then I'll laugh and laugh and laugh", two hours later... "and laugh some more then get down to business."
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: They just happen.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Asku starts doing some sort of cheerleader routine.
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): *cries*
Any lines you won't cross: Yellow lines... Ohhh you mean things I won't do.... yeah I don't really have any.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: Asku for the third time begins shouting in untranslatable language with the exceptions of two familiar words being Infinties and Archenemy.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Talchyon » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:01 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Iron Wolf Lithuania » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:05 am
The Last Abode of Pando wrote: No but this is funny. LOL
Talchyon wrote:cut
by Talchyon » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:06 pm
Iron Wolf Lithuania wrote:The Last Abode of Pando wrote: No but this is funny. LOLTalchyon wrote:cut
Lamer AskuName: Asku
Codename: Asku
Age: 24
Sex: Female
Appearance: Like this but minus the eye patch and has long straight black hair instead of curly blond hair.
Biography:
In a supper secret underground lab quite a few miles south of Orient, Minnesota scientists had created a living fabric for the company Adid-A.S. (not to be confused with Adidas). This living fabric was created to tap into the minds of people wearing it and the wearers would tell it how to look. This would also make Adid-A.S. very rich since people would no longer have to buy clothes. Now there were twelve scientist that worked on this protect one of them was Asku. Now Asku was your typical comic relief character that would always trip, get random cravings, and would do random things. But despite all of this she was smart as a whip and was in charge of the scientific project. Now of course since she was in charge of the project things went south very quickly. And after only a month of working Asku had some how become infected with the regenerative fabric which at the time was a mind controlling parasite. But some how Asku's immune system was able to weaken the parasite. Which destroyed the parasites mind controlling abilities but it did not kill the parasite. The next day Asku found herself to be wearing some sort of pink outfit. While this freaked her she still decided to go to work only to find that the place had been shut down while she was asleep the night before. Out of work Asku went to a life of crime and then to a life of villainy.
Powers:
Superishpowers: Her clothes that provide practically no protection regenerate and she can talk to clothes even though they usually don’t talk back.
Definitely Normal Powers: She's smart.
Problems: Gets random cravings for clothes, trips A LOT, and since her clothes are parasites (they drain energy to repair themselves) she can’t fight for very long without having to leave.
RP sample: (You've seen it)
Describe your abilities: Well my clothes are apart of me and can heal themselves but not me and they only provide the most basic protection for me. I think I can talk to clothes since after I was infected I could speak a new language. I’m also very smart since I was a scientist. (What Asku doesn’t say but thinks is “I trip a lot, my clothes are parasites that drain quite a bit of energy which prevents me from fighting for very long, and I get random urges to eat clothing.”)
Why did you turn to crime: Since my job with Adid-A.S. went south I decide since you only live once might as well live an exciting life and I was poor.
Why did you further become a supervillain: I’m always looking to improve and when a criminal improves enough the become a super villain It's how it works.
How do you feel about the Infinites: Asku begins shouting in untranslatable language with the only familiar word being Infinties.
What's your end goal: Get as strong as possible maybe even strong enough to go back in time by spinning the earth backwards.
You've captured the hero/heroine, what happens now: Ummm… depends on the hero and what mood I’m in.
Do you plan out your monologues or do they just sort of happen: They just happen.
Let's hear a sample of your evil laugh (the noise you'd make when your plan is succeeding): "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Asku starts doing some sort of cheerleader routine.
Let's hear a sample of your evil roar (the noise you make when your plan is failing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8
Any lines you won't cross: Yellow lines... Ohhh you mean things I won't do.... well besides not crossing yellow lines yeah I don't really have any.
Would you prefer an archenemy, or would you rather just drift around from rogues gallery to rogues gallery: Asku once again begins shouting in untranslatable language with the exceptions of three familiar words being All, Infinties, and Archenemy.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
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