Washington 2017: The U.S. Political RP: IC [CLOSED]

[Puertollano]

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! These rich politicians who are calling me a ‘communist’ are completely out of touch with the public. If you own a yacht, or multiple houses, I don’t want to speak to you. #GiveJohaGo!

[Vaquas]

(Image) iamMarliO @iamMarliO Uhh, if Ima part of the one percent or whatever, where's my check bc I think I may uh lost it cause I DONT GOT MONEY FOOL. Time we get cut taxes and dats what this party is about #FACTS (Image)

(Image) iamMarliO @iamMarliO Ima be clean and straight up with all of y'all now, I aint gonna cut me a government check if elected, Ima keep being a Bronx girl and livin on my own money. So know that all the work I do is I get up there to the DC is gonna be for all y'all people hustling to make a simple livin' #KeepItReal (Image)

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! The Republican Party has been bought by Wall Street, if you want to represent the Bronx, run as an Independent.#Taxthe1%!

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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Sorry Pinnochio Joh, but you don't get to push women around and tell them what they can and cannot do. Have you ever tried not being a sexist asshat?

[Puertollano]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! The Republican Party has been bought by Wall Street, if you want to represent the Bronx, run as an Independent.#Taxthe1%! (Image)

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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Sorry Pinnochio Joh, but you don't get to push women around and tell them what they can and cannot do. Have you ever tried not being a sexist asshat?

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Defending the Republican Party now? But I understand, your donors are the same corporations. #GiveJohaGo!

[Imperial Esplanade]

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John Carrollton
@TheOtherCarrollton

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@GiveJohaGo At least have the courtesy to say something as you take away all the nice things man

[Tallahassee News Station]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! These rich politicians who are calling me a ‘communist’ are completely out of touch with the public. If you own a yacht, or multiple houses, I don’t want to speak to you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The man who's paycheck comes from taking money out of other people's pockets and putting it in his own is getting grumpy about those nasty voluntary transactions

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! The Republican Party has been bought by Wall Street, if you want to represent the Bronx, run as an Independent.#Taxthe1%! (Image)

iamMarliO @iamMarliO My momma aint raised a girl without big dreams, its time the Senate get to know one of the regular, middle Mericans that they care about soooo much ya feel me. And Ima be that woman #WatchOutCongress

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! The Republican Party has been bought by Wall Street, if you want to represent the Bronx, run as an Independent.#Taxthe1%! (Image)

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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Sorry Pinnochio Joh, but you don't get to push women around and tell them what they can and cannot do. Have you ever tried not being a sexist asshat?

iamMarliO @iamMarliO Okurrrr, get em sis and tell them that we are our own people. Time for bold leadership and dats what Ima bring to the Senate floor #NowThatsBipartisanship

[Vaquas]

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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Quick Twitter Poll: Is Joh Stansky a Sexist Nutjob?

[OOC: Results After 10 Minutes]

Yes: 81%
No: 19%

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

(Image)
Alois Kramer
@GoodOle'American
@iamMarliO, That's because I type fast ma'am.

iamMarliO @iamMarliO Mmmhmmm, sounds like you judge the same way you type mistuh #NoCapOnThis

iamMarliO @iamMarliO Did yall see dis burn, he hasn't tweeted since then so Ima take a guess that I shut him down and dats exactly the energy and strength Ima bring to the Senate #ShowingUpToWin

[Greater Arab State]

Villa Kramer, Hamilton, Alabama

Senator Kramer after being exhausted from the twitter war proceeded to place his phone into his suit pocket. Suddenly a thought crept into his mind.

"You know what I'll go fishing to unwind. Yeah I'll do just that." Kramer said before standing up and walking upstairs to change into some fishing attire and deciding to leave his phone with his suit.

"I'll just leave that here so the situation doesn't get any worse." Kramer thought as he walked out to the white Ford Ranger parked outside before entering with his fishing rod on the passenger seat before beginning his drive.

[Puertollano]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! These rich politicians who are calling me a ‘communist’ are completely out of touch with the public. If you own a yacht, or multiple houses, I don’t want to speak to you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The man who's paycheck comes from taking money out of other people's pockets and putting it in his own is getting grumpy about those nasty voluntary transactions

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Try and convince your friends in Washington to scrap their incomes will you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

[Vaquas]

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The man who's paycheck comes from taking money out of other people's pockets and putting it in his own is getting grumpy about those nasty voluntary transactions

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Try and convince your friends in Washington to scrap their incomes will you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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Joh, if there's one thing I know about Anita Flores, its that she has absolutely 0 friends anywhere, including Washington.

[Puertollano]

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Soberman, I know you're trying to make your mark on Twitter - but where are you in New Jersey? How do we even know if you're a real person if you haven't bothered to campaign for votes? #GiveJohaGo!

[Tallahassee News Station]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Try and convince your friends in Washington to scrap their incomes will you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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Joh, if there's one thing I know about Anita Flores, its that she has absolutely 0 friends anywhere, including Washington.

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

Accurate

[Tallahassee News Station]

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

Granden and Stansky are now officially the "robots from Satan" faction of American politics

[Tallahassee News Station]

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The man who's paycheck comes from taking money out of other people's pockets and putting it in his own is getting grumpy about those nasty voluntary transactions

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Try and convince your friends in Washington to scrap their incomes will you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The best comeback Stansky has for being a corrupt man living off other people's incomes is that there are lots of other people who do that too

[Imperial Esplanade]

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John Carrollton
@TheOtherCarrollton

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@TruthRevolution That tweet probably gave him an approval rating boost

[Puertollano]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Try and convince your friends in Washington to scrap their incomes will you. #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The best comeback Stansky has for being a corrupt man living off other people's incomes is that there are lots of other people who do that too

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! How many houses do you own? #GiveJohaGo!

[Tallahassee News Station]

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

The best comeback Stansky has for being a corrupt man living off other people's incomes is that there are lots of other people who do that too

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! How many houses do you own? #GiveJohaGo!

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

Since I just crash in my studio at night, uh, zero?

[Puertollano]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! How many houses do you own? #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

Since I just crash in my studio at night, uh, zero?

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! What do you do for a living? #GiveJohaGo!

[Tallahassee News Station]

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

Since I just crash in my studio at night, uh, zero?

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! What do you do for a living? #GiveJohaGo!

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

Crush the dreams of small children

[Tallahassee News Station]

Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

If you want to prove I'm a rich b*tch buddy, just ask how much gold and bitcoin I have

[Vaquas]

(Image) Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! Soberman, I know you're trying to make your mark on Twitter - but where are you in New Jersey? How do we even know if you're a real person if you haven't bothered to campaign for votes? #GiveJohaGo! (Image)

Samantha Soberman
@SamanthaSoberman

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I'm gearing up for the General Election while you get your ass kicked in the Democratic Primary by a rapist.

[Puertollano]

Joh Stansky @GiveJohaGo! That's all for today, folks. I am going to go door-knocking now. #GiveJohaGo!

[Main Nation Ministry]

(Image)
Anita Flores
@TruthRevolution

If you want to prove I'm a rich b*tch buddy, just ask how much gold and bitcoin I have

GreyMoriCry6
@GreyMoriCry6

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@TruthRevolution Bitcoin? People are still using that? I thought it was out of service, just like...yesterday?