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by **NewLakotah** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:04 pm

Apror wrote:Hashkin,you just made an enormous mistake.

This is awkward, as we are all in the same alliance....

by **Pimps Inc** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:07 pm

by **Hashkin** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:15 pm

Apror wrote:
Hashkin wrote:W a t

See my post?

*oh fuck me in the ass and say its tuesday*

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:22 pm

Hashkin wrote:
Apror wrote:See my post?

*oh fuck me in the ass and say its tuesday*

I won't fuck you in the ass cause that's gay asf, but it's Tuesday!

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:23 pm

NewLakotah wrote:
Apror wrote:Hashkin,you just made an enormous mistake.

This is awkward, as we are all in the same alliance....

For real, but if we're in the same Alliance, Greece's legitimate government belongs to the Emperor! Stay out of Meditaranian Affairs UK before I smack your ass like Rome smacked Breton ass years ago!

by **Hashkin** » Sat May 27, 2017 6:25 pm

Apror wrote:
Hashkin wrote:*oh fuck me in the ass and say its tuesday*

I won't fuck you in the ass cause that's gay asf, but it's Tuesday!

some perfect music for my country

by **NewLakotah** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:19 pm

Apror wrote:
Hashkin wrote:*oh fuck me in the ass and say its tuesday*

I won't fuck you in the ass cause that's gay asf, but it's Tuesday!

just say no homo and its ok...

Apror wrote:
NewLakotah wrote:This is awkward, as we are all in the same alliance....

For real, but if we're in the same Alliance, Greece's legitimate government belongs to the Emperor! Stay out of Meditaranian Affairs UK before I smack your ass like Rome smacked Breton ass years ago!

well... maybe. I guess that Russia will have to ally with the Emperor, even if we would rather see the Republic, mostly because they chose Japan, and that is seriously bad.

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:30 pm

Hashkin wrote:
Apror wrote:I won't fuck you in the ass cause that's gay asf, but it's Tuesday!

some perfect music for my country

Booooooooooi.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:33 pm

Hashkin wrote:
Apror wrote:I won't fuck you in the ass cause that's gay asf, but it's Tuesday!

some perfect music for my country

*checks ears*
why are they bleeding?
*faints*

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:34 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Hashkin wrote:some perfect music for my country

*checks ears*
why are they bleeding?
*faints*

Come to the meeting damnit

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:38 pm

Apror wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote: *checks ears*
why are they bleeding?
*faints*

Come to the meeting damnit

One second,trying to decide who to bring with Pierre de Napoléon... Senges possibly?

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:39 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Apror wrote:Come to the meeting damnit

One second,trying to decide who to bring with Pierre de Napoléon... Senges possibly?

*Yolanda waits with bat*

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:43 pm

Apror wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:One second,trying to decide who to bring with Pierre de Napoléon... Senges possibly?

*Yolanda waits with bat*

*Senges waits with spray cheese filled shoe*

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:46 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Apror wrote:*Yolanda waits with bat*

*Senges waits with spray cheese filled shoe*

*Half a day later, the Shoe is up his ass, and the bat gone place no man wants a bat to go.*

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 7:48 pm

Apror wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:*Senges waits with spray cheese filled shoe*

*Half a day later, the Shoe is up his ass, and the bat gone place no man wants a bat to go.*

because Yolonda was hit by it.
*hides in the corner*

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:29 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Apror wrote:*Half a day later, the Shoe is up his ass, and the bat gone place no man wants a bat to go.*

because Yolonda was hit by it.
*hides in the corner*

Yolanda will hang your corpse, no lie.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:46 pm

Apror wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote: because Yolonda was hit by it.
*hides in the corner*

Yolanda will hang your corpse, no lie.

good thing it's just the hobo, and no one important!
*plz no nuke*

by **NewLakotah** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:50 pm

So... France, Britain and Greek Republicans vs. Italy, Germany and Greek Imperials.,... *grabs popcorn*

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:56 pm

NewLakotah wrote:So... France, Britain and Greek Republicans vs. Italy, Germany and Greek Imperials.,... *grabs popcorn*

I'm going to Castrate France if they Try, and U.K. Is too far away. Too close to Germany as well.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 8:58 pm

Apror wrote:
NewLakotah wrote:So... France, Britain and Greek Republicans vs. Italy, Germany and Greek Imperials.,... *grabs popcorn*

I'm going to Castrate France if they Try, and U.K. Is too far away. Too close to Germany as well.

What? we like democracy,and we sort of don't like this basil character.
I'll admit my stomach was turning at the thought of France supporting Basil,even if we are fascist,I still have this remembrance of the french revolution...ahhh, viva la *boom*

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 9:01 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Apror wrote:I'm going to Castrate France if they Try, and U.K. Is too far away. Too close to Germany as well.

What? we like democracy,and we sort of don't like this basil character.
I'll admit my stomach was turning at the thought of France supporting Basil,even if we are fascist,I still have this remembrance of the french revolution...ahhh, viva la *boom*

Yolanda will be Livid, and your Navy won't get past ours. We won't allow it, you do realize.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 9:04 pm

Apror wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:What? we like democracy,and we sort of don't like this basil character.
I'll admit my stomach was turning at the thought of France supporting Basil,even if we are fascist,I still have this remembrance of the french revolution...ahhh, viva la *boom*

Yolanda will be Livid, and your Navy won't get past ours. We won't allow it, you do realize.

We'll try to go around, but we may let you fire the first shots-oh what the hell, I'll start this war for the hell of it. I think I'd like for one of the others at the Latin meeting bring up the grecian civil war and France's action, and I'll make Deat play the bullshit game with Yolanda and the others.

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 9:05 pm

Wait, couldn't I just pay off half your Military to duck off?

by **Apror** » Sat May 27, 2017 9:06 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:
Apror wrote:Yolanda will be Livid, and your Navy won't get past ours. We won't allow it, you do realize.

We'll try to go around, but we may let you fire the first shots-oh what the hell, I'll start this war for the hell of it. I think I'd like for one of the others at the Latin meeting bring up the grecian civil war and France's action, and I'll make Deat play the bullshit game with Yolanda and the others.

You do realize this will only end with the Invasion of France right?

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat May 27, 2017 9:07 pm

Apror wrote:Wait, couldn't I just pay off half your Military to duck off?

Um....shit why didn't I think of that!

Apror wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:We'll try to go around, but we may let you fire the first shots-oh what the hell, I'll start this war for the hell of it. I think I'd like for one of the others at the Latin meeting bring up the grecian civil war and France's action, and I'll make Deat play the bullshit game with Yolanda and the others.

You do realize this will only end with the Invasion of France right?

And the fall of Vichy within the week, such fun!

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