Washington 2016 Political RP [CLOSED] OOC Pt. VI

[Vaquas]

Serious, dude, how many pitchfork murders by Mexican immigrants in South Dakota do you think there are?

The state has like a dozen or two murders a year, and less than 2% of the state is Hispanic in general, and only a fraction of those are immigrants

And you really think that's not a politically useful back story?

Is it likely? No, but can it still happen? Yes, of course. Muslims make up a small percentage of the population, an even smaller one in Florida, and one just so happened to attack a gay bar. How often does that happen in Florida?

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[Imperial Esplanade]

Serious, dude, how many pitchfork murders by Mexican immigrants in South Dakota do you think there are?

The state has like a dozen or two murders a year, and less than 2% of the state is Hispanic in general, and only a fraction of those are immigrants

And you really think that's not a politically useful back story?

Is it likely? No, but can it still happen? Yes, of course. Muslims make up a small percentage of the population, an even smaller one in Florida, and one just so happened to attack a gay bar. How often does that happen in Florida?

Well, considering the fact that Hispanics don't have an issue of a sizable sect of their own population adhering to an ideology similar to that of ISIS or Al Qaeda - or any ideology whatsoever, considering Muslim is a religion and Hispanic is an ethnicity.

[The Portland Territory]

Is it likely? No, but can it still happen? Yes, of course. Muslims make up a small percentage of the population, an even smaller one in Florida, and one just so happened to attack a gay bar. How often does that happen in Florida?

Well, considering the fact that Hispanics don't have an issue of a sizable sect of their own population adhering to an ideology similar to that of ISIS or Al Qaeda - or any ideology whatsoever, considering Muslim is a religion and Hispanic is an ethnicity.

If you dont belong to a violent group, it doesnt mean that you yourself are inherently unviolent

[Tallahassee News Station]

Serious, dude, how many pitchfork murders by Mexican immigrants in South Dakota do you think there are?

The state has like a dozen or two murders a year, and less than 2% of the state is Hispanic in general, and only a fraction of those are immigrants

And you really think that's not a politically useful back story?

Is it likely? No, but can it still happen? Yes, of course. Muslims make up a small percentage of the population, an even smaller one in Florida, and one just so happened to attack a gay bar. How often does that happen in Florida?

It can happen isn't an argument, anything can happen. This though is both super unlikely and clearly something that gives him a political advantage

[Tallahassee News Station]

Also, really? Hispanic=Radical Islam?

[Imperial Esplanade]

Well, considering the fact that Hispanics don't have an issue of a sizable sect of their own population adhering to an ideology similar to that of ISIS or Al Qaeda - or any ideology whatsoever, considering Muslim is a religion and Hispanic is an ethnicity.

If you dont belong to a violent group, it doesnt mean that you yourself are inherently unviolent

Exactly how does that relate to Hispanics?

[The Portland Territory]

Is it likely? No, but can it still happen? Yes, of course. Muslims make up a small percentage of the population, an even smaller one in Florida, and one just so happened to attack a gay bar. How often does that happen in Florida?

It can happen isn't an argument, anything can happen. This though is both super unlikely and clearly something that gives him a political advantage

It doesnt give him a political advantage, but rather political motivation.

[The Portland Territory]

Also, really? Hispanic=Radical Islam?

You know that's not what I meant

[Tallahassee News Station]

It can happen isn't an argument, anything can happen. This though is both super unlikely and clearly something that gives him a political advantage

It doesnt give him a political advantage, but rather political motivation.

How does it not give him political advantage?

[Tallahassee News Station]

Also, really? Hispanic=Radical Islam?

You know that's not what I meant

You're comparing an ethnicity to an ideology, which is silly

[Uttland]

No, three letters = three points

BREAK THE CONDINTIONING, SHEEPLE!!!!!

If you squint hard enough, you'll see a Chevy logo hidden in the Reed campaign logo.

EXACTLY.

FORD, CHEVY, ALL OF THEM MASTERS OF REED

[The Portland Territory]

It doesnt give him a political advantage, but rather political motivation.

How does it not give him political advantage?

I dont know to be quite honest XD

[Tallahassee News Station]

How does it not give him political advantage?

I dont know to be quite honest XD

Then what's your point?

[Tallahassee News Station]

If you squint hard enough, you'll see a Chevy logo hidden in the Reed campaign logo.

EXACTLY.

FORD, CHEVY, ALL OF THEM MASTERS OF REED

HE EVEN HAD AN AD WITH CHEVROLET IN IT!

[The Portland Territory]

I dont know to be quite honest XD

Then what's your point?

That he doesnt have a political advantage.

[Uttland]

EXACTLY.

FORD, CHEVY, ALL OF THEM MASTERS OF REED

HE EVEN HAD AN AD WITH CHEVROLET IN IT!

THIS GOES DEEPER THAN WE THINK!

[The Portland Territory]

EXACTLY.

FORD, CHEVY, ALL OF THEM MASTERS OF REED

HE EVEN HAD AN AD WITH CHEVROLET IN IT!

Shit, that was from a while back. Aint that his first ad ever?

[The Portland Territory]

Got it:

viewtopic.php?f=31&t=382741&p=29592433&hilit=Chevrolet#p29592433

[Tallahassee News Station]

Then what's your point?

That he doesnt have a political advantage.

"Immigrants are a blight on this state! When I was only a child, three bloodthirsty immigrants stabbed my mother to death in her bed with a pitchfork! We must take action!"

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"Immigrants are a blight on this state! They, uh, do bad things. I'm sure."

[Uttland]

SOMEONE, BREAK INTO THE REED EMAIL SERVER!

[Imperial Esplanade]

HE EVEN HAD AN AD WITH CHEVROLET IN IT!

Shit, that was from a while back. Aint that his first ad ever?

He has been chosen from the beginning...

[Tallahassee News Station]

HE EVEN HAD AN AD WITH CHEVROLET IN IT!

Shit, that was from a while back. Aint that his first ad ever?

Nope

[The Portland Territory]

That he doesnt have a political advantage.

"Immigrants are a blight on this state! When I was only a child, three bloodthirsty immigrants stabbed my mother to death in her bed with a pitchfork! We must take action!"

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"Immigrants are a blight on this state! They, uh, do bad things. I'm sure."

I mean, I guess, but every single politician uses some life experience as an excuse to bolster their agenda

[Uttland]

"Immigrants are a blight on this state! When I was only a child, three bloodthirsty immigrants stabbed my mother to death in her bed with a pitchfork! We must take action!"

>

"Immigrants are a blight on this state! They, uh, do bad things. I'm sure."

I mean, I guess, but every single politician uses some life experience as an excuse to bolster their agenda

There's a difference between "I grew up a farm boy in Alabama, and thus farmers are important to me" and "DARN DIRTY MEXICANOS BROKE INTO MAH HOUSE AND KILLED MY MAMA, DEPORT ALL TACO PEOPLE".

[Tallahassee News Station]

"Immigrants are a blight on this state! When I was only a child, three bloodthirsty immigrants stabbed my mother to death in her bed with a pitchfork! We must take action!"

>

"Immigrants are a blight on this state! They, uh, do bad things. I'm sure."

I mean, I guess, but every single politician uses some life experience as an excuse to bolster their agenda

Most politicians don't have a backstory that sounds like it was written as a campaign manager


Most politicians don't actually need superhero backstories

Donald Trump doesn't want to build a wall because immigrants murdered his parents

Ron Paul isn't anti-war because his company sold weapons to terrorists that captured him

Micheal Bloomberg isn't anti-gun because a criminal shot his parents in an alley behind the theater

Bernie Sanders doesn't want to ban fracking because his home planet was destroyed by overexploitation of resources



Contrary to movies, people really can form their own opinions without a tragic backstory