The Disunited States of America (OOC/Open)[CN Sponsered]

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

I'm the dominant American naval power in the Caribbean. If all goes as planned, my navy will reach the title of strongest American navy in a few decades.The Kaiser should have won! French Republic is false France!
I see Kim Jung-Un lives on in America.

I have the dominant naval power in the Atlantic and probably the second largest Air Corps ( Florida being the largest.) I've got a smaller but well trained army including a few former US divisions and a mass of bases. This isn't even mentioning the elite naval troops of the US naval academy.

Sorry DC but you're mine. Long live the South.

We cannot be defeated!

Now, get my plane!

[Greater Redosia]

Land forces: pretty good size for me

air force: could be better but decent...

navy: ....what's a boat?

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

Land forces: pretty good size for me

air force: could be better but decent...

navy: ....what's a boat?

Good sir, do ye have my plane ready? We gotta get the government to get federal! Woo!

[Newne Carriebean7]

Spaatz may need to stop being insane (a hard feat) and want to invite one of these nation's over for something to do,such as distance themselves but also pretend to support the Pennsylvanian New York Empire.
Who want's cookies at Spaatz's house?
They scream loudly when they're trying on dresses with a crayon in their noses!
plz someone ally me...

Land forces: pretty good size for me

air force: could be better but decent...

navy: ....what's a boat?

Land forces: HO MOMMA!
air force: we can attatch birds with guns and send them off-that would work.
Navy: WE NEED MORE BATTLESHIPS!

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

Spaatz may need to stop being insane (a hard feat) and want to invite one of these nation's over for something to do,such as distance themselves but also pretend to support the Pennsylvanian New York Empire.
Who want's cookies at Spaatz's house?
They scream loudly when they're trying on dresses with a crayon in their noses!
plz someone ally me...

Land forces: pretty good size for me

air force: could be better but decent...

navy: ....what's a boat?

Land forces: HO MOMMA!
air force: we can attatch birds with guns and send them off-that would work.
Navy: WE NEED MORE BATTLESHIPS!

Get federal, good sir.

[Democratic East-Asia]

Industrial power: unmatched (New York is a contender)
Land power: alright
air power: will expand soon
Navy: wut?

You give use food, we give you cars, machines, tractors, and planes.

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

Industrial power: unmatched (New York is a contender)

You give use food, we give you cars, machines, tractors, and planes.

Glorious ally, uh...can you give me some evac?

[Democratic East-Asia]

Industrial power: unmatched (New York is a contender)

You give use food, we give you cars, machines, tractors, and planes.

Glorious ally, uh...can you give me some evac?

Of course, get an airstrip ready and I'll be there to help. That or fight your way out of the city. The workers of the midwest shall protect you!

[Newne Carriebean7]

Spaatz may need to stop being insane (a hard feat) and want to invite one of these nation's over for something to do,such as distance themselves but also pretend to support the Pennsylvanian New York Empire.
Who want's cookies at Spaatz's house?
They scream loudly when they're trying on dresses with a crayon in their noses!
plz someone ally me...

Land forces: HO MOMMA!
air force: we can attatch birds with guns and send them off-that would work.
Navy: WE NEED MORE BATTLESHIPS!

Get federal, good sir.

But Spaatz likes his power.
I'm not always insane, but when I do, I drink Spaatz sprite

stay ludicrous my friends!

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

Glorious ally, uh...can you give me some evac?

Of course, get an airstrip ready and I'll be there to help.

Very good.

[Nancivania]

Is Montana taken?

Yes

[Greater Redosia]

Of course, get an airstrip ready and I'll be there to help.

Very good.

Mr. President if anything goes wrong, not saying they will but IF they do we are also here for you Mr. President!!

[Monarchy of Japanada]

Land Force: Average, I suppose.

Air Force: Glorious.

Navy: OK, nothing to be proud of, but good enough to provide basic defense..

[Like-Minded Godly States]

Land Forces: Pretty good I suppose
Air Force: Might be able to hold its own for a little while
Navy: Nobody's fucking with us in Lake Michigan or Superior

[Democratic East-Asia]

Anyways, Fed, either fight you way out and get to the border or evac by plane.

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

Very good.

Mr. President if anything goes wrong, not saying they will but IF they do we are also here for you Mr. President!!

Nebraska shall be remembered when we re-establish the glorious Union. Glory!

Land Force: We have the Secret Service!...and not much else.

Air Force: Air Force One!...and like, a few planes. If Air Force One even exists at this point. No, it doesn't. Damnit.

Navy: Fishermen given weapons can only get you so far.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Land Forces: Pretty good I suppose
Air Force: Might be able to hold its own for a little while
Navy: Nobody's fucking with us in Lake Michigan or Superior

you didn't say anything about lake erie!
*begins to build destroyers*

[Democratic East-Asia]

The capital of the American workers shines above the Dixie masses.

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

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The capital of the American workers shines above the Dixie masses.

I'm sorry, Dixie boys, but I couldn't hear you over this amount of freedom.

[Newne Carriebean7]

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The capital of the American workers shines above the Dixie masses.

I'm sorry, Dixie boys, but I couldn't hear you over this amount of freedom.

sorry dixie and commies, I can't hear you because the Spaatz Loyalty Gaurds are-*hmph*

[Nancivania]

Once I get the IC up I'm purging the reservations

[Greater Redosia]

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The capital of the American workers shines above the Dixie masses.

Omaha doesn't look too bad during this time

[Democratic East-Asia]

Chicago is America's 2nd largest city. Yay. Soon NYC will be in friendly hands. The coal fields and steel factories shall power the North over the rabble in the South!

[Commonwealth of Hank the Cat]

Chicago is America's 2nd largest city. Yay. Soon NYC will be in friendly hands. The coal fields and steel factories shall power the North over the rabble in the South!

The Dixie boy must find his Uncle Sam away, away! The Dixie boy must understand that he must find his Uncle!

[Like-Minded Godly States]

Land Forces: Pretty good I suppose
Air Force: Might be able to hold its own for a little while
Navy: Nobody's fucking with us in Lake Michigan or Superior

you didn't say anything about lake erie!
*begins to build destroyers*

Have Lake Eerie, the great North star Republic has no border with such a puny lake!