by Harbertia » Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:31 pm
by Maineiacs » Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:46 pm
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:07 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:32 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
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by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:34 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Alex Shea was speeding along in a car, in fact, he was actually breaking the speed limit. He was to meet his roommate at a cafe in downtown, and he was roughly 5 minutes late, The crowds of people trying to get somewhere and meet someone were immensly slowing him down, plus at one point he got stuck behind a bus. Eventually, however, he made it to the cafe, where he pulled in the parking lot and turned the car off. He stepped out of the car, and walked over to a table where a man was fiddling with an amulet and reading the want ads.
"I haven't slept in 5 days. Are you Spencer? Cause you look like Spencer."
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:38 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:Alex Shea was speeding along in a car, in fact, he was actually breaking the speed limit. He was to meet his roommate at a cafe in downtown, and he was roughly 5 minutes late, The crowds of people trying to get somewhere and meet someone were immensly slowing him down, plus at one point he got stuck behind a bus. Eventually, however, he made it to the cafe, where he pulled in the parking lot and turned the car off. He stepped out of the car, and walked over to a table where a man was fiddling with an amulet and reading the want ads.
"I haven't slept in 5 days. Are you Spencer? Cause you look like Spencer."
"If you mean Spencer Rushmore, then yes." He nodded, focusing his attention on the disheveled and hurried man. "You're Alex Shea?"
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:40 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Danceria wrote:"If you mean Spencer Rushmore, then yes." He nodded, focusing his attention on the disheveled and hurried man. "You're Alex Shea?"
"Indeed. Sorry if I look homeless. I was living in a hotel, and all I do is program and drink coffee. "
This was in response to the assumed look of concern on Spencer's face. Alex knew he didn't look the best. He hasn't looked his best since college. Alex sat down.
"Don't worry about buying me a drink, I get enough money already through crowd funding."
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:43 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:"Indeed. Sorry if I look homeless. I was living in a hotel, and all I do is program and drink coffee. "
This was in response to the assumed look of concern on Spencer's face. Alex knew he didn't look the best. He hasn't looked his best since college. Alex sat down.
"Don't worry about buying me a drink, I get enough money already through crowd funding."
"Programming huh?" Spencer smirked, his interest piqued. "And crowdfunding, so you can make your own games, music, or what?"
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:45 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:59 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:"I am making my own operating system. It's a one man job. From scratch. Using C++. Do you understand why I have no sleep now?"
Truth be told, Spencer did not. He was never tech savvy, but he knew a few people in Betaton who coded all night. Empathizing with the efforts, he nodded. "I take it you do this for a living?"
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:02 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Danceria wrote:Truth be told, Spencer did not. He was never tech savvy, but he knew a few people in Betaton who coded all night. Empathizing with the efforts, he nodded. "I take it you do this for a living?"
"Indeed. Maybe all that other stuff when this project is finished. Maybe. Assuming it doesn't kill me. Back at La Fiesta Tech, they made programming sound so wonderful, and now I live on coffee and get no sleep."
Alex began leaning back in his chair. Eventually, a member of the waiting staff came over and asked what he wanted. Alex would order a mocha cappuccino, with cream and sugar.
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:19 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:"Indeed. Maybe all that other stuff when this project is finished. Maybe. Assuming it doesn't kill me. Back at La Fiesta Tech, they made programming sound so wonderful, and now I live on coffee and get no sleep."
Alex began leaning back in his chair. Eventually, a member of the waiting staff came over and asked what he wanted. Alex would order a mocha cappuccino, with cream and sugar.
"I'll be sure to buy coffee beans in bulk then." he chuckled, "That project...I assume it's just for chucks and giggles, or do you get contracted to do some programming?"
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:20 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Danceria wrote:"I'll be sure to buy coffee beans in bulk then." he chuckled, "That project...I assume it's just for chucks and giggles, or do you get contracted to do some programming?"
"Started as a joke, now it's a contract to my backers. So, uh, what do you do for a living? If anything at all, that is."
by Boejoe » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:24 pm
we are a democracy
boejoe news: there was a fire last night in tyler city. It was easily stopped but could have caused mass damage and boejoe is at one of its richest times. Boejoe advice: when life gives you lemons, sue life for not making lemonade, sue the supermarket who life bought the lemons from, sue the farm the supermarket got the lemons from, then sue the person who picked the lemons.
Thermonuclear arsenal: 15989 Thermonuclear missles, 12976 Thermonuclear bombs.
by Nuridia » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:29 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:33 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:42 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Danceria wrote:"In between jobs at the moment." He sipped his tea mildly. "Worked at a warehouse, thinking about getting a job at a bar."
When Alex's coffee was brought out, he began gulping it down like he breathed coffee. In several minutes, the coffee would be completely gone.
"Why do you have an amulet? Some supernatural thing? My mother was a witch, if that counts."
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:46 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:When Alex's coffee was brought out, he began gulping it down like he breathed coffee. In several minutes, the coffee would be completely gone.
"Why do you have an amulet? Some supernatural thing? My mother was a witch, if that counts."
"I can't tell if you're joking or not." Spencer chuckled "But yes, it is a bit of a good luck charm. Helps me...keep my head in otherwise stressful situations."
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:48 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Danceria wrote:"I can't tell if you're joking or not." Spencer chuckled "But yes, it is a bit of a good luck charm. Helps me...keep my head in otherwise stressful situations."
"No, my mother was a witch, with all the magic shit and the witch hunts. Like, what are you, a vampire or something? I met a vampire in college, and dated her. We broke up because of her blood fetish. I should have seen that coming, in hindsight."
by Boejoe » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:52 pm
we are a democracy
boejoe news: there was a fire last night in tyler city. It was easily stopped but could have caused mass damage and boejoe is at one of its richest times. Boejoe advice: when life gives you lemons, sue life for not making lemonade, sue the supermarket who life bought the lemons from, sue the farm the supermarket got the lemons from, then sue the person who picked the lemons.
Thermonuclear arsenal: 15989 Thermonuclear missles, 12976 Thermonuclear bombs.
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:55 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:"No, my mother was a witch, with all the magic shit and the witch hunts. Like, what are you, a vampire or something? I met a vampire in college, and dated her. We broke up because of her blood fetish. I should have seen that coming, in hindsight."
The man laughed, unexpectedly. "Lycan. Or werewolf. Amulent helps me not be as feral during the full moon. Don't think you'd want to wake up in the middle of the night with me gnawing on your nightstand."
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Danceria » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:58 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Danceria wrote:The man laughed, unexpectedly. "Lycan. Or werewolf. Amulent helps me not be as feral during the full moon. Don't think you'd want to wake up in the middle of the night with me gnawing on your nightstand."
"You said as feral. I think I'll keep my shoes high up. Anyway, uh, I need to move stuff in."
Alex stood up and put his chair in the table. He produced some money from his back packet, and put it on the table. 15% tip.
by Nuridia » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:01 pm
Boejoe wrote:The Boyers were done moving there stuff into their house. Clinton wasn't gonna go to school today but tyler was gonna go with clinton to the elementary school and get clinton put in the school. "Lets go" tyler said. Then they got back into the limo and they went through the town, to the school.
by Boejoe » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:13 pm
we are a democracy
boejoe news: there was a fire last night in tyler city. It was easily stopped but could have caused mass damage and boejoe is at one of its richest times. Boejoe advice: when life gives you lemons, sue life for not making lemonade, sue the supermarket who life bought the lemons from, sue the farm the supermarket got the lemons from, then sue the person who picked the lemons.
Thermonuclear arsenal: 15989 Thermonuclear missles, 12976 Thermonuclear bombs.
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:28 pm
Danceria wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:"You said as feral. I think I'll keep my shoes high up. Anyway, uh, I need to move stuff in."
Alex stood up and put his chair in the table. He produced some money from his back packet, and put it on the table. 15% tip.
"Relax, when it happens, I'll be far away from the house. So you can rest assured, your shoes and your socks will be intact...barring any shedding." he chuckled. Spencer had a feeling that he and Alex were going to get along. "You need any help? I already moved my stuff in."
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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