NationStates

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Prusselanden wrote:Samurai Jack except Quetz is Jack and Savarang is Aku and Ignis is the Scotsman

Even better
Samurai Jack except Kaldor Draigo is Jack, M'kar the Reborn is Aku, and Leman Russ is the Scotsman.

Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!

Or in another version Ignis is Jack.
Long ago in a distant land, I, Maeve, the shapeshifting Mistress of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Demon warrior wielding a pair of magic handguns, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung her into the Future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the evil that is Maeve!

Prusselanden wrote:

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Even better
Samurai Jack except Kaldor Draigo is Jack, M'kar the Reborn is Aku, and Leman Russ is the Scotsman.

Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!

Long Ago in a distant Land, I, Savarang, the Shape shifting Master of Chaos (he is Chaos too), unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Aztec warrior wielding a magic Mahacuitl stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into Fracture, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to Realitos, and undo the evil that is Savarang!

You win. I just stole mine from 1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kaldor_Draigo# ... a_bitch.21

The Palmetto wrote:

Prusselanden wrote:Long Ago in a distant Land, I, Savarang, the Shape shifting Master of Chaos (he is Chaos too), unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Aztec warrior wielding a magic Mahacuitl stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into Fracture, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to Realitos, and undo the evil that is Savarang!

Who isnt Chaos?

Lady Maeve, ruler of the Highland Tuatha De Dennan is not.

Prusselanden wrote:

The Palmetto wrote:
Who isnt Chaos?

Lady Maeve, ruler of the Highland Tuatha De Dennan is not.

It may take me years of experience and effort, but someday I will become a co-op so I can have an arc where there's a brick who is (a form of) Chaos.

The Palmetto wrote:

Prusselanden wrote:Lady Maeve, ruler of the Highland Tuatha De Dennan is not.

It may take me years of experience and effort, but someday I will become a co-op so I can have an arc where there's a brick who is (a form of) Chaos.

Go for it XD

(Lady Maeve, by the way, is one of Ignis's old adversaries. She might or might not come up later.)

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Prusselanden wrote:Long Ago in a distant Land, I, Savarang, the Shape shifting Master of Chaos (he is Chaos too), unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Aztec warrior wielding a magic Mahacuitl stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into Fracture, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to Realitos, and undo the evil that is Savarang!

You win. I just stole mine from 1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kaldor_Draigo# ... a_bitch.21

Naw, yours was great!

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

The Palmetto wrote:
*looks up The Racial Slur Database*

Good.

I won't actually use any real slurs, or, at least, not any popular slurs with a large negative cultural affect.

I don't really know who he'd insult racially other than Ann and Pobeda. Everyone else is white. What? Is he just going to shoot out an insult at Catholics and hope someone is offended?

Along the lines of religion, though, he could easily insult Bloodfyre.

Eprelians are polytheists, with a religion extremely similar to Norse Paganism, though the disposal of the dead differs in that cremation is considered the proper means for a warrior, rather than a type of burial.

Petrokovia wrote:

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:I don't really know who he'd insult racially other than Ann and Pobeda. Everyone else is white. What? Is he just going to shoot out an insult at Catholics and hope someone is offended?

Along the lines of religion, though, he could easily insult Bloodfyre.

Eprelians are polytheists, with a religion extremely similar to Norse Paganism, though the disposal of the dead differs in that cremation is considered the proper means for a warrior, rather than a type of burial.

Not like Secesh knows a thing about Bloodfyre's religion.

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Petrokovia wrote:Along the lines of religion, though, he could easily insult Bloodfyre.

Eprelians are polytheists, with a religion extremely similar to Norse Paganism, though the disposal of the dead differs in that cremation is considered the proper means for a warrior, rather than a type of burial.

Not like Secesh knows a thing about Bloodfyre's religion.

I could drop a hint at some point. XD

Prusselanden wrote:

The Palmetto wrote:
It may take me years of experience and effort, but someday I will become a co-op so I can have an arc where there's a brick who is (a form of) Chaos.

Go for it XD

(Lady Maeve, by the way, is one of Ignis's old adversaries. She might or might not come up later.)

Their destructive capability is a window

Petrokovia wrote:

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Not like Secesh knows a thing about Bloodfyre's religion.

I could drop a hint at some point. XD

Like how at one point Pobeda said "by the gods" instead of "by god"? (religion on Alternia is basically unknown other than one creepy cult, so there won't be any direct reference to his religion)

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Petrokovia wrote:I could drop a hint at some point. XD

Like how at one point Pobeda said "by the gods" instead of "by god"? (religion on Alternia is basically unknown other than one creepy cult, so there won't be any direct reference to his religion)

Right.

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Petrokovia wrote:I could drop a hint at some point. XD

Like how at one point Pobeda said "by the gods" instead of "by god"? (religion on Alternia is basically unknown other than one creepy cult, so there won't be any direct reference to his religion)

I haven't really put any thought into my guys' religion. They're all heathenish young people, not really with a religion outside of culture.

Aeternabilis wrote:

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Like how at one point Pobeda said "by the gods" instead of "by god"? (religion on Alternia is basically unknown other than one creepy cult, so there won't be any direct reference to his religion)

I haven't really put any thought into my guys' religion. They're all heathenish young people, not really with a religion outside of culture.

I can imagine Ivan is an Atheist, though.

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Aeternabilis wrote:I haven't really put any thought into my guys' religion. They're all heathenish young people, not really with a religion outside of culture.

I can imagine Ivan is an Atheist, though.

Yep. Opium of the masses and all that.

Aeternabilis wrote:

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:I can imagine Ivan is an Atheist, though.

Yep. Opium of the masses and all that.

Something something godless bastard.

Samurai Jack Season 5 with Quetz as Jack and Iggy as Ashi
There are several problems with this picture, I know.
1. Ignis/Ashi is supposed to be holding the chain, not the double swords
2. Quetz's anatomy is pretty bad.
3. His hair makes him look like he's laying down

https://prussiastronk.tumblr.com/image/159099089389

Aeternabilis wrote:

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:I can imagine Ivan is an Atheist, though.

Yep. Opium of the masses and all that.

He sounds like he'd get along well with Tadz.

Well, aside from Tadz being a market socialist, not a Marxist-Leninist. I could imagine them talking and agreeing for quite some time, then this is brought up and everything goes out the window. XD

Petrokovia wrote:

Aeternabilis wrote:Yep. Opium of the masses and all that.

He sounds like he'd get along well with Tadz.

Well, aside from Tadz being a market socialist, not a Marxist-Leninist. I could imagine them talking and agreeing for quite some time, then this is brought up and everything goes out the window. XD

Eric doesn't really care about politics and econimics (being an immortal time traveller and all), but he likes making fun of Communism. He's also a fan of Kaiserreich, so he likes to jokingly praise and support Anarcho-Syndicalism from time to time.

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Aeternabilis wrote:Yep. Opium of the masses and all that.

Something something godless bastard.

It's gonna be strange introducing Secesh to all of these liberal ideologies that didn't develop or become popular until quite a while after the civil war. Communism was only about two decades old so he's not better dead than red. Not yet, that is.

And Prus, the art has some issues, but so does every other piece of art. Don't sweat it.

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:

Petrokovia wrote:He sounds like he'd get along well with Tadz.

Well, aside from Tadz being a market socialist, not a Marxist-Leninist. I could imagine them talking and agreeing for quite some time, then this is brought up and everything goes out the window. XD

Eric doesn't really care about politics and econimics (being an immortal time traveller and all), but he likes making fun of Communism. He's also a fan of Kaiserreich, so he likes to jokingly praise and support Anarcho-Syndicalism from time to time.

I made an AnCap character a while back that I may introduce for fun later. He's a greedy snek named Cáscara Hoppe and he likes helicopters.

He's a joke, just like Anarcho-Capitalism!

Petrokovia wrote:

Aeternabilis wrote:Yep. Opium of the masses and all that.

He sounds like he'd get along well with Tadz.

Well, aside from Tadz being a market socialist, not a Marxist-Leninist. I could imagine them talking and agreeing for quite some time, then this is brought up and everything goes out the window. XD

Ivan: ve should get rid of money tbh

Tadz: *looks into camera like he's on The Office*

I'm gonna hold off on my post so IRE can catch up on the Ruined World.

Aeternabilis wrote:

Petrokovia wrote:He sounds like he'd get along well with Tadz.

Well, aside from Tadz being a market socialist, not a Marxist-Leninist. I could imagine them talking and agreeing for quite some time, then this is brought up and everything goes out the window. XD

Ivan: ve should get rid of money tbh

Tadz: *looks into camera like he's on The Office*

Ivan: There should be a vanguard party to lead the revolution!
Tadz: Actually, parties only serve to create divides in the people. There should not be any parties.
Ivan: But Lenin-
Tadz: Lenin was wrong.
Ivan: *Triggered*

The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:I'm gonna hold off on my post so IRE can catch up on the Ruined World.

I'm waiting for Aetern, might post tomorrow either way, though.