The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Prusselanden wrote:Samurai Jack except Quetz is Jack and Savarang is Aku and Ignis is the Scotsman
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Samurai Jack except Kaldor Draigo is Jack, M'kar the Reborn is Aku, and Leman Russ is the Scotsman.
Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!
Or in another version Ignis is Jack.
Long ago in a distant land, I, Maeve, the shapeshifting Mistress of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Demon warrior wielding a pair of magic handguns, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung her into the Future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the evil that is Maeve!