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Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:39 pm**

Insaeldor wrote:
Walrusvylon wrote:It's unnecessary for it to be a part of the application.

I mean if you don't like it to bad... I don't really like the whole like or dislike part but I wrote that out because its part of the app so really you can take it or leave it mate.

You're right, actually. Differences in political ideology aren't a good reason to not join an RP. I think I will app a terrorist.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:39 pm**

I like how everyone's upset at his critic of the application forum and not that he wanted to be a school shooter

Sends my sides into orbit every time.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:42 pm**

Insaeldor wrote:I like how everyone's upset at his critic of the application forum and not that he wanted to be a school shooter

Sends my sides into orbit every time.

I mean, the school has metal detectors and security. As well as several dozen students who were former military.... A few more who are military.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:42 pm**

Insaeldor wrote:I like how everyone's upset at his critic of the application forum and not that he wanted to be a school shooter

Sends my sides into orbit every time.

Actually I'm thinking more of a suicide bomber.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:42 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
Insaeldor wrote:I mean if you don't like it to bad... I don't really like the whole like or dislike part but I wrote that out because its part of the app so really you can take it or leave it mate.

You're right, actually. Differences in political ideology aren't a good reason to not join an RP. I think I will app a terrorist.

RIP

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:43 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
Insaeldor wrote:I like how everyone's upset at his critic of the application forum and not that he wanted to be a school shooter

Sends my sides into orbit every time.

Actually I'm thinking more of a suicide bomber.

...

Gee wizz, I wonder how he'll make a bomb in a shared dorm.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:46 pm**

Anowa wrote:
Walrusvylon wrote:Actually I'm thinking more of a suicide bomber.

...

Gee wizz, I wonder how he'll make a bomb in a shared dorm.

~~You'd be surprised how easy it is.~~
Perhaps his roommate is out often?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:52 pm**

Anowa wrote:
Insaeldor wrote:I like how everyone's upset at his critic of the application forum and not that he wanted to be a school shooter

Sends my sides into orbit every time.

I mean, the school has metal detectors and security. As well as several dozen students who were former military.... A few more who are military.

And one of them is a psychotic super genius who suffers from a bit of paranoia due to PTSD. Good luck going under her radar lol.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:15 pm**

Let's just move on, the edge can only cut so deep. Anyway, I think in RPs like this where it's all about character interaction knowing sexual preference is important.

Some people are pansexual and like to get jiggy with frying pans. Some people are bi and like bicycles. It's not only there to help form relations but so you know more on how that character clicks.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:17 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
Insaeldor wrote:I like how everyone's upset at his critic of the application forum and not that he wanted to be a school shooter

Sends my sides into orbit every time.

Actually I'm thinking more of a suicide bomber.

Yep. FBI watchlist. Definitely.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:28 pm**

Ormata wrote:
Walrusvylon wrote:Actually I'm thinking more of a suicide bomber.

Yep. FBI watchlist. Definitely.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:31 pm**

Valyria, Rishaan when could you have a post up mate?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:32 pm**

Insaeldor wrote:Valyria, Rishaan when could you have a post up mate?

Give me like 15 minutes...give or take. My character won't be starting in the dorms.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:33 pm**

Student Name: Jamaal el-Assad
Sexual Orientation: Straight. Why is this here?
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Height: 70 inches, 177.8 centimeters
Weight: 207 pounds, 93.8936 kilograms
Religion: Islam
Major: Chemistry
Minor: Microbiology and engineering
Clubs: None
Sports Team: None
Blood Type: AB negative
Likes: Terrorism, ISIS, bombs, fire, and explosions.
Dislikes: America, peace, love, and hippies.
Biography: Jamaal was born into a rich Islamic family with connections to terror groups in Iran in 1997. He quickly became radicalized, joining ISIS when he was 7 years old. It it felt like that was where he belonged in the world, that was the purpose that Allah had created him for. He learned how to make bombs and dangerous chemicals out of everyday materials, which was his favorite hobby. He would readily die for his cause, if need be.

Jamaal decided that he would cause terror in America. To avoid Trump's immigration ban, he flew to India first, and then flew to the US when he was 21. He had always been a smart boy, and his parents had plenty of money, so he applied for college at the Hackerman Academy. After all, he knew that the liberals that colleges were infested with wouldn't dare to accuse a Muslim of being a terrorist.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:37 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
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Student Name: Jamaal el-Assad
Sexual Orientation: Straight. Why is this here?
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Height: 70 inches, 177.8 centimeters
Weight: 207 pounds, 93.8936 kilograms
Religion: Islam
Major: Chemistry
Minor: Microbiology and engineering
Clubs: None
Sports Team: None
Blood Type: AB negative
Likes: Terrorism, ISIS, bombs, fire, and explosions.
Dislikes: America, peace, love, and hippies.
Biography: Jamaal was born into a rich Islamic family with connections to terror groups in Iran in 1997. He quickly became radicalized, joining ISIS when he was 7 years old. It it felt like that was where he belonged in the world, that was the purpose that Allah had created him for. He learned how to make bombs and dangerous chemicals out of everyday materials, which was his favorite hobby. He would readily die for his cause, if need be.

Jamaal decided that he would cause terror in America. To avoid Trump's immigration ban, he flew to India first, and then flew to the US. He had always been a smart boy, and his parents had plenty of money, so he applied for college at the Hackerman Academy. The liberals that colleges were infested with wouldn't dare to accuse a Muslim of being a terrorist, after all.

Well, there's these things called background checks... and going through another nation's customs doesn't remove one's passport... So...

Denied.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:41 pm**

Anowa wrote:
Walrusvylon wrote:
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Student Name: Jamaal el-Assad
Sexual Orientation: Straight. Why is this here?
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Height: 70 inches, 177.8 centimeters
Weight: 207 pounds, 93.8936 kilograms
Religion: Islam
Major: Chemistry
Minor: Microbiology and engineering
Clubs: None
Sports Team: None
Blood Type: AB negative
Likes: Terrorism, ISIS, bombs, fire, and explosions.
Dislikes: America, peace, love, and hippies.
Biography: Jamaal was born into a rich Islamic family with connections to terror groups in Iran in 1997. He quickly became radicalized, joining ISIS when he was 7 years old. It it felt like that was where he belonged in the world, that was the purpose that Allah had created him for. He learned how to make bombs and dangerous chemicals out of everyday materials, which was his favorite hobby. He would readily die for his cause, if need be.

Jamaal decided that he would cause terror in America. To avoid Trump's immigration ban, he flew to India first, and then flew to the US. He had always been a smart boy, and his parents had plenty of money, so he applied for college at the Hackerman Academy. The liberals that colleges were infested with wouldn't dare to accuse a Muslim of being a terrorist, after all.

Well, there's these things called background checks... and going through another nation's customs doesn't remove one's passport... So...

Denied.

Fake passports?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:41 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
Anowa wrote:
Well, there's these things called background checks... and going through another nation's customs doesn't remove one's passport... So...

Denied.

Fake passports?

So his name's not Jamaal el-Assad?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:44 pm**

Nevemind the fake passports. He'll stay in India for 12 years until he becomes an Indian citizen. That way he'll have an Indian passport when he flies to America. Edited app will be up soon.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:45 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
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Height: 70 inches, 177.8 centimeters
Religion: Islam
Likes: Terrorism, ISIS, bombs, fire, and explosions.
Dislikes: America, peace, love, and hippies.

As someone who has studied Islam, that is some pretty good bait you made there.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:45 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:He'll stay in India for 12 years until he becomes an Indian citizen. That way he'll have an Indian passport when he flies to America. Edited app will be up soon.

Thing is, India wouldn't let him in with connections to terror groups.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:48 pm**

The Valyria Empire wrote:
Walrusvylon wrote:
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Height: 70 inches, 177.8 centimeters
Religion: Islam
Likes: Terrorism, ISIS, bombs, fire, and explosions.
Dislikes: America, peace, love, and hippies.

As someone who has studied Islam, that is some pretty good bait you made there.

I'll do some research, and then I shall return with a revised application.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:51 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
The Valyria Empire wrote:

As someone who has studied Islam, that is some pretty good bait you made there.

I'll do some research, and then I shall return with a revised application.

Alright boys, and girls. Let's just ignore the Walrus and go about our nights, nothing to see here.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:54 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:I'll do some research, and then I shall return with a revised application.

"Research".

Boy was I joking before but now I'm actually honest-to-god serious that I am very fucking concerned.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:55 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
The Valyria Empire wrote:

As someone who has studied Islam, that is some pretty good bait you made there.

I'll do some research, and then I shall return with a revised application.

What do you mean by bait?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:58 pm**

Walrusvylon wrote:
Walrusvylon wrote:I'll do some research, and then I shall return with a revised application.

What do you mean by bait?

Nope, I refuse to believe this isn't sarcasm. I will not take your bait.

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