Washington 2016 Political RP [CLOSED] OOC Pt. IV

[Tallahassee News Station]

Wanna re-post Paulson, Kelvs, now that it's the right spot?

Then Longwood

[The Portland Territory]

Wanna re-post Paulson, Kelvs, now that it's the right spot?

Then Longwood

When shall Breck speak?

[Uttland]

Everyone call me elf monster.

[Meelducan]

Everyone call me elf monster.

ELF MONSTER!

[Prolieum]

Wanna re-post Paulson, Kelvs, now that it's the right spot?

Then Longwood

When shall Breck speak?

TNS is actually in error here-Breckenridge speaks after Paulson.

It would be preferable for Kelvinsi to re-post Paulson's speech in the correct place. If that isn't possible within a reasonable timeframe, Breckenridge is up now.

[The Portland Territory]

When shall Breck speak?

TNS is actually in error here-Breckenridge speaks after Paulson.

It would be preferable for Kelvinsi to re-post Paulson's speech in the correct place. If that isn't possible within a reasonable timeframe, Breckenridge is up now.

Is it possible for me to post it tomorrow?

[Prolieum]

TNS is actually in error here-Breckenridge speaks after Paulson.

It would be preferable for Kelvinsi to re-post Paulson's speech in the correct place. If that isn't possible within a reasonable timeframe, Breckenridge is up now.

Is it possible for me to post it tomorrow?

I suppose we can delay another day.

[Uttland]

Everyone call me elf monster.

ELF MONSTER!

Welcome to Elf's world

[Uttland]

*DeLucca takes out checkbook and tickets to Disneyworld*

[Uttland]

Bribery is fun.

[Prolieum]

Bribery is fun.

The Chair intends to ask for a certain item, which DeLucca can only get by trading a certain thing with a certain person-but getting that item requires a specific task, as does the item to complete that task, until she ends up in a globe-spanning trading sequence with plenty of hijinks involved.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

Bribery is fun.

The Chair intends to ask for a certain item, which DeLucca can only get by trading a certain thing with a certain person-but getting that item requires a specific task, as does the item to complete that task, until she ends up in a globe-spanning trading sequence with plenty of hijinks involved.

What?

[Uttland]

Bribery is fun.

The Chair intends to ask for a certain item, which DeLucca can only get by trading a certain thing with a certain person-but getting that item requires a specific task, as does the item to complete that task, until she ends up in a globe-spanning trading sequence with plenty of hijinks involved.

Daddy I'm scared

[The Portland Territory]

"I'll buy you a damn dog I have to."

Not gonna lie, that made me laugh

[Uttland]

"I'll buy you a damn dog I have to."

Not gonna lie, that made me laugh

I aim to humor!

[The Portland Territory]

Bribery is fun.

The Chair intends to ask for a certain item, which DeLucca can only get by trading a certain thing with a certain person-but getting that item requires a specific task, as does the item to complete that task, until she ends up in a globe-spanning trading sequence with plenty of hijinks involved.

So pretty much every Destiny mission the Postmaster gives you just to find a small amount of Spinmetal?

[Prolieum]

The Chair intends to ask for a certain item, which DeLucca can only get by trading a certain thing with a certain person-but getting that item requires a specific task, as does the item to complete that task, until she ends up in a globe-spanning trading sequence with plenty of hijinks involved.

What?

He'll ask for the rare Andalasian Diamond, but that diamond can only be purchased with a black hen's egg-but the owner of the black hen in India is in love with a girl in the village, so DeLucca will have to find a tribal totem to give to her to show that devotion-but the maker of the totem misses the special drink from the old bartender that used to live there, so she'll have to fly over to Germany to find him-but the special drink was based off of the ingredient from the Soviet era, so she'll have to delve into records in Russia, only to find that the vault guard will only let her in if she gets him a special manga only available in Japan, but the writer of the Manga is depressed, and will only be motivated by a Texan-special Rib, so it's back to the States...

[Uttland]

What?

He'll ask for the rare Andalasian Diamond, but that diamond can only be purchased with a black hen's egg-but the owner of the black hen in India is in love with a girl in the village, so DeLucca will have to find a tribal totem to give to her-but the maker of the totem needs a special drink from the old bartender that used to live there, so she'll have to fly over to Germany to find him-but the special drink was based off of the ingredient from the Soviet era, so she'll have to delve into records in Russia, only to find that the vault guard will only let her in if she gets him a special manga only available in Japan.

[Uttland]

What?

He'll ask for the rare Andalasian Diamond, but that diamond can only be purchased with a black hen's egg-but the owner of the black hen in India is in love with a girl in the village, so DeLucca will have to find a tribal totem to give to her to show that devotion-but the maker of the totem misses the special drink from the old bartender that used to live there, so she'll have to fly over to Germany to find him-but the special drink was based off of the ingredient from the Soviet era, so she'll have to delve into records in Russia, only to find that the vault guard will only let her in if she gets him a special manga only available in Japan, but the writer of the Manga is depressed, and will only be motivated by a Texan-special Rib, so it's back to the States...

I swear to God, I hope that's true!

[The Portland Territory]

DAMN

AND I THOUGHT $1K IS A LOT OF MONEY

[Greater Slavic Union]

And then there are Havich and Wiesława having a good and calm conversation... so far...

[Uttland]

DAMN

AND I THOUGHT $1K IS A LOT OF MONEY

I'm countering this, fast.

[Uttland]

And then there are Havich and Wiesława having a good and calm conversation... so far...

Which is kinda funny inbetween bribery.

[The Portland Territory]

And then there are Havich and Wiesława having a good and calm conversation... so far...

*meanwhile in the LNC Chair's office*

Mr Krabs: Money, I needs it

Spongebob Pantsuit: How much moneys do you need? Perhaps a dog too? I sound like a dog, listen

Mr Krabs: Spongebob Pantsuit, I need all of your moneys. I can feed the dog for my more Mongoloid customers.

[Uttland]

And then there are Havich and Wiesława having a good and calm conversation... so far...

*meanwhile in the LNC Chair's office*

Mr Krabs: Money, I needs it

Spongebob Pantsuit: How much moneys do you need? Perhaps a dog too? I sound like a dog, listen

Mr Krabs: Spongebob Pantsuit, I need all of your moneys. I can feed the dog for my more Mongoloid customers.