BLITZKRIEG: A World After the Blitz [OOC/AH/OPEN]

[Newne Carriebean7]

why no nukes for Balachistan, are we not sane commie enough?

Yep. Too friendly with the British right now, your government seems a bit crazy, and we don't trust you. Oh yeah, you aren't that commie.

We're a militaristic, rigged democratic society that's trying to snuggle up with the king of the british while also moving troops to the Indian boarder while also having my general-president meet with the Persians...
how is that not commie?

[Democratic East-Asia]

We're a militaristic, rigged democratic society that's trying to snuggle up with the king of the british while also moving troops to the Indian boarder while also having my general-president meet with the Persians...
how is that not commie?

You're going to have to break with one person or another. Here, I'll cut you a deal. You help the communists win the Indian Civil war, and we let you take a chunk of India and develop nuclear weapons. If you're lucky, you might get a free bomb or two as well.

Of course, a bit of government cleanup would also be appreciated. At least pay lip service to soviet socialism. You should honestly build the glorious people's revolutionary hammer.

[Newne Carriebean7]

We're a militaristic, rigged democratic society that's trying to snuggle up with the king of the british while also moving troops to the Indian boarder while also having my general-president meet with the Persians...
how is that not commie?

You're going to have to break with one person or another. Here, I'll cut you a deal. You help the communists win the Indian Civil war, and we let you take a chunk of India and develop nuclear weapons. If you're lucky, you might get a free bomb or two as well.

*Prepares for a tea and biscuit massacre in Baluchistan*
I can have free nukes to test on some damn native peoples defend my nation from the evil westerns...
Hmm, time for a bit of the good old Baluchistanian version of the Great Purge

[Democratic East-Asia]

*Prepares for a tea and biscuit massacre in Baluchistan*
I can have free nukes to test on some damn native peoples defend my nation from the evil westerns...
Hmm, time for a bit of the good old Baluchistanian version of the Great Purge

*throws up*

Um... we won't look suitably on you going around killing your own people... of course, British collaborators are another story.

[Newne Carriebean7]

*Prepares for a tea and biscuit massacre in Baluchistan*
I can have free nukes to test on some damn native peoples defend my nation from the evil westerns...
Hmm, time for a bit of the good old Baluchistanian version of the Great Purge

*throws up*

Um... we won't look suitably on you going around killing your own people... of course, British collaborators are another story.

Balachi general: I don't like your hat sir.
Khan: evil revolutionary british scum!
*shoots*
Balachi admiral: I want a pay raise
Khan: Mutionous naval commander puppet of the British socialists!
*blows up with artillery*
Balachi citizen: hi.
Khan: I'm crazy, you know that.
Balachi citizen: no, I di-
*blows up with made in ussr nuke*

[Democratic East-Asia]

-khan going crazy-

Oh yeah, I decided: fuck it. I'm building the Молот советского народа (Hammer of the Soviet People) in Vladivostok. It's going to be great. Khan should definitely come for the day it activates!

[Mangjukoia]

Hey, DEA, so, what would you do if there came the rise of nation that you supported, that came to try and overtake you, politically and militarily, as the leader of the revolution and the communist world?

[Newne Carriebean7]

-khan going crazy-

Oh yeah, I decided: fuck it. I'm building the Молот советского народа (Hammer of the Soviet People) in Vladivostok. It's going to be great. Khan should definitely come for the day it activates!

He'll be right next to the bomb, then sirens will go off, he'll act all confused, begin running around with a bannana on his head, then BOOM, he's nothing more than a margarita on a dresser deader than dead!

[Democratic East-Asia]

Hey, DEA, so, what would you do if there came the rise of nation that you supported, that came to try and overtake you, politically and militarily, as the leader of the revolution and the communist world?

There's no way Persia is capable of doing that. They are very small and militarily weak when compared to us. Even so, I've decided since I have like one ally, that one ally will be well equipped to deal with foreigners. Like Arabia. If all goes well, a united socialist arab republic can be founded, giving me all the oil.

He'll be right next to the bomb, then sirens will go off, he'll act all confused, begin running around with a bannana on his head, then BOOM, he's nothing more than a margarita on a dresser deader than dead!

Oh dear. I honestly hope Khan doesn't go for a similar idea, and threaten to use the weapon unless he gets to annex India or something.

[Khasinkonia]

Hey, DEA, so, what would you do if there came the rise of nation that you supported, that came to try and overtake you, politically and militarily, as the leader of the revolution and the communist world?

There's no way Persia is capable of doing that. They are very small and militarily weak when compared to us. Even so, I've decided since I have like one ally, that one ally will be well equipped to deal with foreigners. Like Arabia. If all goes well, a united socialist arab republic can be founded, giving me all the oil.

He'll be right next to the bomb, then sirens will go off, he'll act all confused, begin running around with a bannana on his head, then BOOM, he's nothing more than a margarita on a dresser deader than dead!

Oh dear. I honestly hope Khan doesn't go for a similar idea, and threaten to use the weapon unless he gets to annex India or something.

You forget about Norway, ja?

[Newne Carriebean7]

Hey, DEA, so, what would you do if there came the rise of nation that you supported, that came to try and overtake you, politically and militarily, as the leader of the revolution and the communist world?

There's no way Persia is capable of doing that. They are very small and militarily weak when compared to us. Even so, I've decided since I have like one ally, that one ally will be well equipped to deal with foreigners. Like Arabia. If all goes well, a united socialist arab republic can be founded, giving me all the oil.

He'll be right next to the bomb, then sirens will go off, he'll act all confused, begin running around with a bannana on his head, then BOOM, he's nothing more than a margarita on a dresser deader than dead!

Oh dear. I honestly hope Khan doesn't go for a similar idea, and threaten to use the weapon unless he gets to annex India or something.

*prays that one of you are plotting a coup against the nutjob, he has a lot of enemies after all...*

[Democratic East-Asia]

You forget about Norway, ja?

You ain't even socialist, and I doubt you have hydrogen weapons (out of your GDP bracket anyways). Alright then, want a H-bomb demonstration close to home? We'll be testing our 20 megaton bomb in some island of the coast.

*prays that one of you are plotting a coup against the nutjob, he has a lot of enemies after all...*

Don't worry, that's all covered. We'll install someone sane later (the KGB will). Right now Khan can go around annoying the Brits or something.

[Khasinkonia]

You forget about Norway, ja?

You ain't even socialist, and I doubt you have hydrogen weapons (out of your GDP bracket anyways). Alright then, want a H-bomb demonstration close to home? We'll be testing our 20 megaton bomb in some island of the coast.

*prays that one of you are plotting a coup against the nutjob, he has a lot of enemies after all...*

Don't worry, that's all covered. We'll install someone sane later (the KGB will). Right now Khan can go around annoying the Brits or something.

No, Norway has oil. If you try to cut us off, you'll have to wait for a little while, since Canada and Norway both have a decent amount of oil.

[Democratic East-Asia]

No, Norway has oil. If you try to cut us off, you'll have to wait for a little while, since Canada and Norway both have a decent amount of oil.

Eh, no where near as much as the Middle East. I have Persia for my oil.

[Nancivania]

No, Norway has oil. If you try to cut us off, you'll have to wait for a little while, since Canada and Norway both have a decent amount of oil.

Eh, no where near as much as the Middle East. I have Persia for my oil.

Does Algeria have oil?

[Mangjukoia]

No, Norway has oil. If you try to cut us off, you'll have to wait for a little while, since Canada and Norway both have a decent amount of oil.

Eh, no where near as much as the Middle East. I have Persia for my oil.

And nowhere near muh oil moneh

Also, I wasn't talking about a Persia. A united Communist India or Communist China is more along the lines of what I'm talking about to challenge you.

[Mangjukoia]

Eh, no where near as much as the Middle East. I have Persia for my oil.

Does Algeria have oil?

Yeah, but less than Persia.

[Democratic East-Asia]

And nowhere near muh oil moneh

Also, I wasn't talking about a Persia. A united Communist India or Communist China is more along the lines of what I'm talking about to challenge you.

When that time comes, we'll see what happens.

[Newne Carriebean7]

You forget about Norway, ja?

You ain't even socialist, and I doubt you have hydrogen weapons (out of your GDP bracket anyways). Alright then, want a H-bomb demonstration close to home? We'll be testing our 20 megaton bomb in some island of the coast.

*prays that one of you are plotting a coup against the nutjob, he has a lot of enemies after all...*

Don't worry, that's all covered. We'll install someone sane later (the KGB will). Right now Khan can go around annoying the Brits or something.

khan: Got it.
*invades india*
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
um, invade india?

[Nancivania]

Does Algeria have oil?

Yeah, but less than Persia.

Damn...

HEY! MURICA! I HEARD THERE ARE COMMIES IN IRAN!

[Mangjukoia]

Yeah, but less than Persia.

Damn...

HEY! MURICA! I HEARD THERE ARE COMMIES IN IRAN!

Psst, I got that oil if you got them weapons.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Yeah, but less than Persia.

Damn...

HEY! MURICA! I HEARD THERE ARE COMMIES IN IRAN!

HEY MURICA, i HEARD THERE ARE COMMIES IN KHAN'S UNDERWEAR!

[Nancivania]

Damn...

HEY! MURICA! I HEARD THERE ARE COMMIES IN IRAN!

HEY MURICA, i HEARD THERE ARE COMMIES IN KHAN'S UNDERWEAR!

That's the worst thing I've ever read...

[Democratic East-Asia]

Oh god... Baluchistan has gone insane.

[Newne Carriebean7]

Oh god... Baluchistan has gone insane.

Baluchistan was never sane to begin with, especially with Khan at the helm!