BLITZKRIEG: A World After the Blitz [OOC/AH/OPEN]

by **Nancivania** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:44 pm

Khasinkonia wrote:
Democratic East-Asia wrote:Your non-existent airforce would prove nothing to ours. Our bombers have ranges long enough to hit your major cities.

You forget about our friends on the other side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

by **Mangjukoia** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:44 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Democratic East-Asia wrote:At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8
russia op russian bias omg plz nerf

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by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:45 pm

Democratic East-Asia wrote:
Khasinkonia wrote:In which case, this will be played back at full volume. And St. Petersburg(That's right, we still call it that) will be glassed over before you can say Danish Troll. Copenhagen and Stockholm as both pretty safe from you, since it's not like you'd be getting very far with a plane in the Baltic, what with all our islands and such.

Your non-existent airforce would prove nothing to ours. Our bombers have ranges long enough to hit your major cities. You hit Leningrad and we turn all your cities with over 50,000 people into slag.

You glass the Swedes and we'll bally-well have to roll our sleeves up and take a thwack at Moscow! A bout of nuclear fisticuffs, what-say you to that, mmm??

by **Democratic East-Asia** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:46 pm

Kerbodine wrote:You glass the Swedes and we'll bally-well have to roll our sleeves up and take a thwack at Moscow! A bout of nuclear fisticuffs, what-say you to that, mmm??

You wouldn't want to do that would you?

by **Krosny-Zdzieszowice** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:47 pm

Soviets nuke anyone and we rename Moscow to Noscow.

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:47 pm

Democratic East-Asia wrote:You wouldn't want to do that would you?

Depends on how much whiskey the PM has had that day...

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:48 pm

Krosny-Zdzieszowice wrote:Soviets nuke anyone and we rename Moscow to Noscow.

And who the bally hell are you??

by **Khasinkonia** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:48 pm

Democratic East-Asia wrote:
Kerbodine wrote:You glass the Swedes and we'll bally-well have to roll our sleeves up and take a thwack at Moscow! A bout of nuclear fisticuffs, what-say you to that, mmm??

You wouldn't want to do that would you?

The Germans and we may beat you in the gut, but the Americans will rip your intestines out and give them to France to wear as a feather boa.

by **Democratic East-Asia** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:49 pm

If nuclear war does break out, it won't be the whole one-hour thing people usually think of. Bombers are slow, and arsenals are limited. Even so, I'm going to whack Japan hard when it comes to that. Along with all of Western Europe. And maybe the Middle East.

by **Nancivania** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:49 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Democratic East-Asia wrote:You wouldn't want to do that would you?
Depends on how much whiskey the PM has had that day...

*French whine increases*

by **Krosny-Zdzieszowice** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:49 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Krosny-Zdzieszowice wrote:Soviets nuke anyone and we rename Moscow to Noscow.
And who the bally hell are you??

WPT, I keep on posting on this since I'm a bloody stupid git.

by **Nancivania** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:49 pm

Khasinkonia wrote:
Democratic East-Asia wrote:You wouldn't want to do that would you?

The Germans and we may beat you in the gut, but the Americans will rip your intestines out and give them to France to wear as a feather boa.

French fashion in a nutshell

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:50 pm

Nancivania wrote:
Kerbodine wrote:Depends on how much whiskey the PM has had that day...

*French whine increases*

~~God I hate the French~~

by **Nancivania** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:52 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Nancivania wrote:*French whine increases*
~~God I hate the French~~

~~God I hate those muffin eating, monocle wearing, teeth decaying, tea slurping, American bitches~~

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:53 pm

Krosny-Zdzieszowice wrote:
Kerbodine wrote:And who the bally hell are you??

WPT, I keep on posting on this since I'm a bloody stupid git.

Aaahh, it's the ~~Colonists~~ Americans! Oh, I've been meaning to ask: mind if we loan a couple dozen B-36s?? They're some of my favorite aircraft of all time. Of all time!

by **Krosny-Zdzieszowice** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:54 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Krosny-Zdzieszowice wrote:WPT, I keep on posting on this since I'm a bloody stupid git.
Aaahh, it's the ~~Colonists~~ Americans! Oh, I've been meaning to ask: mind if we loan a couple dozen B-36s?? They're some of my favorite aircraft of all time. Of all time!

>B-36
B-52 is better but sure.

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:55 pm

Nancivania wrote:~~God I hate those muffin eating, monocle wearing, teeth decaying, tea slurping, American bitches~~

God I hate those smelly cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys with their overrated wine and baguettes and mimes and stupid hats and fake language.

What's that?? I forgot to strike it out? Oh my, dear me, what a mistake!

by **Nancivania** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:57 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Nancivania wrote:~~God I hate those muffin eating, monocle wearing, teeth decaying, tea slurping, American bitches~~
God I hate those smelly cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys with their overrated wine and baguettes and mimes and stupid hats and fake language.

What's that?? I forgot to strike it out? Oh my, dear me, what a mistake!

~~God I hate those forgetful bastards known as the English~~

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:57 pm

Krosny-Zdzieszowice wrote:>B-36
B-52 is better but sure.

Well, the B-52 won't be in service for another couple of years I presume, and besides, the B-52 isn't an absolute monster with massive piston engines and crawlspaces through the wings to the engines, now, is it??
(I've always had a thing for the B-36, in part due to its massive size and absolute insanity.)

by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:02 pm

Nancivania wrote:~~God I hate those forgetful bastards known as the English~~

~~God I hate those Catholic chain-smoking presumptuous perverted twats known as the French~~

~~...I'd say I'm sorry if I'm offending any French people, but we all know you're all humourless buggers anyway.~~

~~...This is all in the context of the RP and are definitely not my actual opinions of the stupid plonkers French~~

by **The Valyria Empire** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:05 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Nancivania wrote:~~God I hate those forgetful bastards known as the English~~
~~God I hate those Catholic chain-smoking presumptuous perverted twats known as the French~~

~~...I'd say I'm sorry if I'm offending any French people, but we all know you're all humourless buggers anyway.~~

~~...This is all in the context of the RP and are definitely not my actual opinions of the stupid plonkers French~~

French? I think mean Gauls, and you have to remember they're on the wrong side of the Rhine.

by **Nancivania** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:05 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Nancivania wrote:~~God I hate those forgetful bastards known as the English~~
~~God I hate those Catholic chain-smoking presumptuous perverted twats known as the French~~

~~...I'd say I'm sorry if I'm offending any French people, but we all know you're all humourless buggers anyway.~~

~~...This is all in the context of the RP and are definitely not my actual opinions of the stupid plonkers French~~

Fine, you win this time

by **Kash Island** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:08 pm

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by **Kerbodine** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:11 pm

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:-snoop-

Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting...

by **Pacificora** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:17 pm

Kerbodine wrote:
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:-snoop-
Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting...

Newne wants close relations with both of us, how is that gonna work?

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