BLITZKRIEG: A World After the Blitz [OOC/AH/OPEN]

[Uthary]

Right, I'll tack in some Commonwealth stuff as well.

Hey Australia, how do you feel about a nuclear test in your deserts??

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

[Khasinkonia]

Meanwhile, on the Scandinavian border with the USSR...

[Newne Carriebean7]

Right, I'll tack in some Commonwealth stuff as well.

Hey Australia, how do you feel about a nuclear test in your deserts??

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#The_.22War.22

[Pacificora]

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#The_.22War.22

For gods sake that isn't the only thing Australia has done, but it seems to be the thing everyone cares about. -.-

[Nancivania]

I just realized we don't have Germany yet...

Been busy, I'll have the app finished tomorrow. I thought the IC wouldn't be up till tomorrow night but VOID had to be a Scheißkopf and put it up tonight.
love you void

*V O I D

[Krosny-Zdzieszowice]

Right, I'll tack in some Commonwealth stuff as well.

Hey Australia, how do you feel about a nuclear test in your deserts??

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

It happened IRL.

[Democratic East-Asia]

Meanwhile, on the Scandinavian border with the USSR...

I'm taking it that you want to screw with me? Don't test the Soviet bear comrade, or you will find yourself in deep trouble.

[Krosny-Zdzieszowice]

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

It happened IRL.

Wait I commented on the puppet
I'm WPT

[Western Pacific Territories]

It happened IRL.

Wait I commented on the puppet
I'm WPT

Can confirm. Whoops

[Nancivania]

Meanwhile, on the Scandinavian border with the USSR...

Meanwhile of the Franco-German border:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI9uYqlDejU

[Khasinkonia]

Meanwhile, on the Scandinavian border with the USSR...

I'm taking it that you want to screw with me? Don't test the Soviet bear comrade, or you will find yourself in deep trouble.

We're just going to keep your border guards up at night. Because dear Queen Mari lights a cigarette from every candle lit in honour of every fallen Soviet leader.
The Scandinavian master plan is to diplomatically flip you off at every opportunity, without getting into a full-on war.

[Pacificora]

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

It happened IRL.

Yeah, but not on the emus xD

[Democratic East-Asia]

We're just going to keep your border guards up at night. Because dear Queen Mari lights a cigarette from every candle lit in honour of every fallen Soviet leader.
The Scandinavian master plan is to diplomatically flip you off at every opportunity, without getting into a full-on war.

At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

[Uthary]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#The_.22War.22

For gods sake that isn't the only thing Australia has done, but it seems to be the thing everyone cares about. -.-

I'm well aware, mon ami, but it is one of the most hilarious.

[Pacificora]

We're just going to keep your border guards up at night. Because dear Queen Mari lights a cigarette from every candle lit in honour of every fallen Soviet leader.
The Scandinavian master plan is to diplomatically flip you off at every opportunity, without getting into a full-on war.

At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

Please don't xD

[The Valyria Empire]

Meanwhile, on the Scandinavian border with the USSR...

Meanwhile of the Franco-German border:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI9uYqlDejU

Germania will always remain on guard on the Rhine.

He casts his eyes to heaven's blue,
From where past heroes hold the view,
And swears pugnaciously the oath,
You Rhine and I, stay German, both.

[Newne Carriebean7]

We're just going to keep your border guards up at night. Because dear Queen Mari lights a cigarette from every candle lit in honour of every fallen Soviet leader.
The Scandinavian master plan is to diplomatically flip you off at every opportunity, without getting into a full-on war.

At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

*crashes through the local matryoshka doll and throws cheese at soviet officals*

[Khasinkonia]

We're just going to keep your border guards up at night. Because dear Queen Mari lights a cigarette from every candle lit in honour of every fallen Soviet leader.
The Scandinavian master plan is to diplomatically flip you off at every opportunity, without getting into a full-on war.

At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

In which case, this will be played back at full volume. And St. Petersburg(That's right, we still call it that) will be glassed over before you can say Danish Troll. Copenhagen and Stockholm as both pretty safe from you, since it's not like you'd be getting very far with a plane in the Baltic, what with all our islands and such.

[Nancivania]

At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

In which case, this will be played back at full volume. And St. Petersburg(That's right, we still call it that) will be glassed over before you can say Danish Troll. Copenhagen and Stockholm as both pretty safe from you, since it's not like you'd be getting very far with a plane in the Baltic, what with all our islands and such.

OH! SAVAGE!

[Republic of the Cristo]

Post will be up shortly

[Kerbodine]

Sounds like a solid plan. Test it on those damn emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#The_.22War.22

*British nuclear arms test*

(Fascist Australia was surprisingly fun. Took back the entire British Empire actually.)

At this point I should simply have some psychopath take control of the USSR and nuke you for annoying him/her. Or I could simply bomb you.

That or play the Soviet anthem back at full volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

russia op russian bias omg plz nerf

[Democratic East-Asia]

In which case, this will be played back at full volume. And St. Petersburg(That's right, we still call it that) will be glassed over before you can say Danish Troll. Copenhagen and Stockholm as both pretty safe from you, since it's not like you'd be getting very far with a plane in the Baltic, what with all our islands and such.

Your non-existent airforce would prove nothing to ours. Our bombers have ranges long enough to hit your major cities. You hit Leningrad and we turn all your cities with over 50,000 people into slag.

[Khasinkonia]

In which case, this will be played back at full volume. And St. Petersburg(That's right, we still call it that) will be glassed over before you can say Danish Troll. Copenhagen and Stockholm as both pretty safe from you, since it's not like you'd be getting very far with a plane in the Baltic, what with all our islands and such.

Your non-existent airforce would prove nothing to ours. Our bombers have ranges long enough to hit your major cities.

You forget about our friends on the other side.

[The Valyria Empire]

All alright guys, shakes your dicks. Pissing contest is over, let's talk about something else for once. Like possible arguments we could have in the UN.

[Democratic East-Asia]

You forget about our friends on the other side.

Would they honestly be willing to launch for your sake? The USSR has a lot of buffer space in between the Western US and it's core, while Europe would be screwed if I went all out.