AFTERMATH: A Faction RP (OOC | OPEN)

[Ormata]

Yes, please ignore my rant.
Am I the only one who feels confident there are no girls here in this forum?

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

Same.

Apror, you have rather extensive aspirations, don't you? Rifles? My oh my, you'll have to work hard to get that. Considering that the real world took...what, a century to get from flintlock to bolt-action and you only have crude muzzle-loaders, I think you should...lower those same aspirations.

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.

You mean some of your "immature" jokes, correct? For shame, good sir, for shame. A sense of dignity will get you farther than a sense of stupidity, any day of the week.

[Apror]

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.

I don't give a fuck, if they dislike my humor it's their prerogative.

Yeah, well I do. Trust me, it will be minimal. Besides, I was kinda making a joke out of that too.

[Anowa]

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

Same.

Apror, you have rather extensive aspirations, don't you? Rifles? My oh my, you'll have to work hard to get that. Considering that the real world took...what, a century to get from flintlock to bolt-action and you only have crude muzzle-loaders, I think you should...lower those same aspirations.

Yeah, Apror, you're a kingdom, the moment you bust out actual rifled firearms is the moment you start outright godmodding.

[Apror]

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

Same.

Apror, you have rather extensive aspirations, don't you? Rifles? My oh my, you'll have to work hard to get that. Considering that the real world took...what, a century to get from flintlock to bolt-action and you only have crude muzzle-loaders, I think you should...lower those same aspirations.

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.

You mean some of your "immature" jokes, correct? For shame, good sir, for shame. A sense of odignity will get you farther than a sense of stupidity, any day of the week.

I feel like my sense of dignity prevents me from making those kinds of jokes around girls. Plus, it depends how well they know me. Know me well, I'll say every joke in the book. It's like I wouldn't make Catholic jokes around Catholics until I get a feel they don't give a damn what I say, no matter how BS.

[Imperial Idaho]

Same.

Apror, you have rather extensive aspirations, don't you? Rifles? My oh my, you'll have to work hard to get that. Considering that the real world took...what, a century to get from flintlock to bolt-action and you only have crude muzzle-loaders, I think you should...lower those same aspirations.

Yeah, Apror, you're a kingdom, the moment you bust out actual rifled firearms is the moment you start outright godmodding.

Especially because it doesn't say it in his app.

[Apror]

Same.

Apror, you have rather extensive aspirations, don't you? Rifles? My oh my, you'll have to work hard to get that. Considering that the real world took...what, a century to get from flintlock to bolt-action and you only have crude muzzle-loaders, I think you should...lower those same aspirations.



You mean some of your "immature" jokes, correct? For shame, good sir, for shame. A sense of odignity will get you farther than a sense of stupidity, any day of the week.

I feel like my sense of dignity prevents me from making those kinds of jokes around girls. Plus, it depends how well they know me. Know me well, I'll say every joke in the book. It's like I wouldn't make Catholic jokes around Catholics until I get a feel they don't give a damn what I say, no matter how BS.

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP. Kingdoms can upgrade to Confederacys. I won't be producing Accurate as hell bolt actions or Muskets as a Kingdom of course.

[Ormata]

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

You may move up in life, yes. But only after a great amount of time and effort, I would think.

[Ontorisa]

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

- The Kingdom of the Bayou (Kingdom) (LINK)

[Altito Asmoro]

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

You may move up in life, yes. But only after a great amount of time and effort, I would think.

Or 300 developments and prestige, lots of it. Or you know, enough Administrative tech and points and stability.

[Anowa]

I feel like my sense of dignity prevents me from making those kinds of jokes around girls. Plus, it depends how well they know me. Know me well, I'll say every joke in the book. It's like I wouldn't make Catholic jokes around Catholics until I get a feel they don't give a damn what I say, no matter how BS.

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

...

Are you actually fucking kidding me? The OP lists you as a Kingdom. You do not get to immediately fucking upgrad straight to a legitimate government.

[Theyra]

I feel like my sense of dignity prevents me from making those kinds of jokes around girls. Plus, it depends how well they know me. Know me well, I'll say every joke in the book. It's like I wouldn't make Catholic jokes around Catholics until I get a feel they don't give a damn what I say, no matter how BS.

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

So you can just update on the fly on your first post and just have rifles? And where does it say that?

[Apror]

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

You may move up in life, yes. But only after a great amount of time and effort, I would think.

And I wouldn't expect anything less. I'm not stupid enough to think it'd be that easy. I just want to control my arms manufacturers.
Edit: I know it's going to take time to get there god damnit! My population has to rise! When it gets to 10,000, I'll be legitimate. Duh..... And I don't have rifles. I have Hand cannons, early as absolute hell muskets. Not really muskets, but the real name is hard to remember.

[New Grestin]

Bull shit. It's not my place to put you in yours, but Communist States have committed the most horrible atrocities. How long before your citizens start...... "disappearing?" We don't employ such tactics. We'll probably become a constitutional monarchy, or a monarchy with some democracy when I'm able to.

That's absurd. Those are volunteer labor camps, thank you very much.

We're a very open, constitutionally provisioned [SENSITIVE DATA REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR]

Edit: It's in the OP. You can upgrade your Government. I'll be a legitimate or Tribal Confederacy. Look at the OP.

You may move up in life, yes. But only after a great amount of time and effort, I would think.

Upgrading your government requires you to have claimed an equivalent amount of land and an equivalent population.

Ergo, a Kingdom would need to own three territories and have a total population of 8,000 in order to become a Tribal Confederation, and so on.

[Theyra]

You may move up in life, yes. But only after a great amount of time and effort, I would think.

And I wouldn't expect anything less. I'm not stupid enough to think it'd be that easy. I just want to control my arms manufacturers.

And yet you have rifles at the bat.

[Tysoania]

We're a very open, constitutionally provisioned [SENSITIVE DATA REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR]

Real communists have a Ministry of Truth, not some bourgeois Ministry of the Interior.

[Anowa]

And I wouldn't expect anything less. I'm not stupid enough to think it'd be that easy. I just want to control my arms manufacturers.

And yet you have rifles at the bat.

^^^

None of us are gonna let this go Apror.

[Ontorisa]

We're a very open, constitutionally provisioned [SENSITIVE DATA REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR]

Real communists have a Ministry of Truth, not some bourgeois Ministry of the Interior.

I love Big Brother!

[The Olog-Hai]

We're a very open, constitutionally provisioned [SENSITIVE DATA REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR]

Real communists have a Ministry of Truth, not some bourgeois Ministry of the Interior.

You got it wrong.
Real governments have a...
Ministry of Silly Walks!

[Altito Asmoro]

And I wouldn't expect anything less. I'm not stupid enough to think it'd be that easy. I just want to control my arms manufacturers.

And yet you have rifles at the bat.

I'll make one as well, then. Screw the rulez!

[Apror]

And I wouldn't expect anything less. I'm not stupid enough to think it'd be that easy. I just want to control my arms manufacturers.

And yet you have rifles at the bat.

They're Hand cannons! Single shot! As provisioned on the Middle Ages tech teir.

[Kolmya]

Basically, and if things work out the way I'm planning, the Union expands outwards towards the Gulf, opening up trade opportunities all across the Southern Coast.

Anowa, left to his own devices, will either end up dead by bandits or vassalized when I get around to expanding out that way.

Since Middle America isn't suffering from a major crisis at the moment, my ultimate plan is try and gain access to the area and effectively solve any food problems permanently.

Doesn't sound like communism to have no food issues.

REEEEE!

Anyway, I'll make another post soon.

[Apror]

And yet you have rifles at the bat.

^^^

None of us are gonna let this go Apror.

Yeah, well I'm the people criticizing me are communist so I feel guilt free.

[Greater Dmanian]

Since Middle America isn't suffering from a major crisis at the moment, my ultimate plan is try and gain access to the area and effectively solve any food problems permanently.

Better dead than red! Must resist the scourge of communism!

I guess having really good farm land isn't all that it's cut out to be. Heh atleast I have two back up plans should I be destroyed.

[New Grestin]

Since Middle America isn't suffering from a major crisis at the moment, my ultimate plan is try and gain access to the area and effectively solve any food problems permanently.

Better dead than red! Must resist the scourge of communism!

I guess having really good farm land isn't all that it's cut out to be. Heh atleast I have two back up plans should I be destroyed.

That reminds me, were you missing territories on the map too, or no?

I'm trying to rectify most of the territorial claims before things really start moving.

[Apror]

Since Middle America isn't suffering from a major crisis at the moment, my ultimate plan is try and gain access to the area and effectively solve any food problems permanently.

Better dead than red! Must resist the scourge of communism!

I guess having really good farm land isn't all that it's cut out to be. Heh atleast I have two back up plans should I be destroyed.

Stand strong friend. The Communist must not prevail.