AFTERMATH: A Faction RP (OOC | OPEN)

[Theyra]

Doesn't sound like communism to have no food issues.

Obviously! When has a communist society ever had food issues! And as far as the gulf goes. That's a Bayou lake. Keep to your pacific, and I'll keep to my Gulf. Besides, the South America might be a little "busy" when I "Liberate" them.

So conquer and pillage?

[Imperial Idaho]

Doesn't sound like communism to have no food issues.

Obviously! When has a communist society ever had food issues! And as far as the gulf goes. That's a Bayou lake. Keep to your pacific, and I'll keep to my Gulf. Besides, the South America might be a little "busy" when I "Liberate" them.

Conductor we have a problem!

[TheConductor]

Obviously! When has a communist society ever had food issues! And as far as the gulf goes. That's a Bayou lake. Keep to your pacific, and I'll keep to my Gulf. Besides, the South America might be a little "busy" when I "Liberate" them.

Conductor we have a problem!

Dear god you weren't joking

SHUT IT DOWN!

[Apror]

What's more? We have fine swords, no need of bullets just yet, and are constructing 6 ships.
Edit: Never mind, that will do. You're already at my coast anyway, so I will accommodate. Let's trade.

We generally just sell steel plates/ingots, but we can also smith them into weapons if you like.

Ummmm. Steel plates and Igots sound good. That'd do wonders. Absolute wonders. Metals we can form into anything we want, say like nails.
Edit: Jesus, I was joking. I wouldn't do that! Mostly because it's impossible. It was a joke!
Edit: Did you make a new account just to use that line?

[Beutarch]

We generally just sell steel plates/ingots, but we can also smith them into weapons if you like.

Ummmm. Steel plates and Igots sound good. That'd do wonders. Absolute wonders. Metals we can form into anything we want, say like nails.

Fantastic. -insert evil laugh here-

[TheConductor]

We generally just sell steel plates/ingots, but we can also smith them into weapons if you like.

Ummmm. Steel plates and Igots sound good. That'd do wonders. Absolute wonders. Metals we can form into anything we want, say like nails.
Edit: Jesus, I was joking. I wouldn't do that! Mostly because it's impossible. It was a joke!
Edit: Did you make a new account just to use that line?

No

[Apror]

Ummmm. Steel plates and Igots sound good. That'd do wonders. Absolute wonders. Metals we can form into anything we want, say like nails.

Fantastic. -insert evil laugh here-

Yes, wonderful. Our ships are on their way. Bullets would also be very useful later. And Bayonets. I want to form my own line of guns. From Handcannons, to Flint-Locks to our own brand of Bolt-action made by Texco Arms.
Edit: No my arse! Bullshit! I read the countries motto damn it.

[Beutarch]

Fantastic. -insert evil laugh here-

Yes, wonderful. Our ships are on their way. Bullets would also be very useful later. And Bayonets. I want to form my own line of guns. From Handcannons, to Flint-Locks to our own brand of Bolt-action made by Texco Arms.
Edit: No my arse! Bullshit!

Perfect.

[Apror]

Yes, wonderful. Our ships are on their way. Bullets would also be very useful later. And Bayonets. I want to form my own line of guns. From Handcannons, to Flint-Locks to our own brand of Bolt-action made by Texco Arms.
Edit: No my arse! Bullshit!

Perfect.

Yes, please ignore my rant.
Am I the only one who feels confident there are no girls here in this forum?

[TheConductor]

Fantastic. -insert evil laugh here-

Yes, wonderful. Our ships are on their way. Bullets would also be very useful later. And Bayonets. I want to form my own line of guns. From Handcannons, to Flint-Locks to our own brand of Bolt-action made by Texco Arms.
Edit: No my arse! Bullshit! I read the countries motto damn it.

And? Doesn't mean I'm ideho. Just means I'm a checkup memester.

Why does it even matter to you so much?

[Apror]

Yes, wonderful. Our ships are on their way. Bullets would also be very useful later. And Bayonets. I want to form my own line of guns. From Handcannons, to Flint-Locks to our own brand of Bolt-action made by Texco Arms.
Edit: No my arse! Bullshit! I read the countries motto damn it.

And? Doesn't mean I'm ideho. Just means I'm a checkup memester.

Why does it even matter to you so much?

I don't know. Heil memes motha fuckas. You're good in my book.

[TheConductor]

And? Doesn't mean I'm ideho. Just means I'm a checkup memester.

Why does it even matter to you so much?

I don't know. Heil memes motha fuckas. You're good in my book.

Your memes are stale and my memetic enough.

[Apror]

Obviously! When has a communist society ever had food issues! And as far as the gulf goes. That's a Bayou lake. Keep to your pacific, and I'll keep to my Gulf. Besides, the South America might be a little "busy" when I "Liberate" them.

So conquer and pillage?

No, just politely transfer ownership of their land, and borrow its natural resources.
Edit: How the hell would you know that? Have I sat you down, and showed you the literal Bible of memes in my phone? No? Thought so.

[Anowa]

Perfect.

Yes, please ignore my rant.
Am I the only one who feels confident there are no girls here in this forum?

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

[New Grestin]

Obviously! When has a communist society ever had food issues! And as far as the gulf goes. That's a Bayou lake. Keep to your pacific, and I'll keep to my Gulf. Besides, the South America might be a little "busy" when I "Liberate" them.

The only liberation that's going to happen is when the proles drag your king alive through the dirt in the streets, Royalist.

[Apror]

Yes, please ignore my rant.
Am I the only one who feels confident there are no girls here in this forum?

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

Hmmm. Now I feel compelled to censor myself at least a little. Damn it.

[TheConductor]

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

Hmmm. Now I feel compelled to censor myself at least a little. Damn it.

Censor yourself forever An Hero

[Anowa]

I know at least 2 regulars in the forum.

Hmmm. Now I feel compelled to censor myself at least a little. Damn it.

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What?

[Ontorisa]

Hmmm. Now I feel compelled to censor myself at least a little. Damn it.

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What?

omg gurls are here time to look intelligent

[Biscaria]

Posted on the IC

Also, Grestin, the map doesn't seem to have been updated with Pacific County as part of St. Helens. I don't want to nag or anything, but if you had simply forgotten to do it is there any way you could add it?

[Apror]

Obviously! When has a communist society ever had food issues! And as far as the gulf goes. That's a Bayou lake. Keep to your pacific, and I'll keep to my Gulf. Besides, the South America might be a little "busy" when I "Liberate" them.

The only liberation that's going to happen is when the proles drag your king alive through the dirt in the streets, Royalist.

Bull shit. It's not my place to put you in yours, but Communist States have committed the most horrible atrocities. How long before your citizens start...... "disappearing?" We don't employ such tactics. We'll probably become a constitutional monarchy, or a monarchy with some democracy when I'm able to.

[Apror]

Hmmm. Now I feel compelled to censor myself at least a little. Damn it.

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What?

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.
Edit: Hell nah, I don't try to sound intelligent because a girls around. If I act afool, I will do so regardless who is around. Well, except someone in authority. But that's not about gender.

[Anowa]

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What?

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.

I don't give a fuck, if they dislike my humor it's their prerogative.

[Ontorisa]

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What?

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.

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What?

[TheConductor]

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What?

I don't make certain kinds of jokes around girls. Who jokes about dick size around girls. Do you? Do you? Sick duck. Not completely mind you, just some of my "boyish" jokes.

Maybe it's because I'm a grown man, but if a girl doesn't like the jokes I make in good company than what's the point?