The Halcyon Days, a Dice RP (IC; Closed)

[Zjaum]

This AI character didn't seem like a bad guy at all! Perhaps it was just a misunderstanding. "From what I know, you and I are the only two intelligent beings alive right now. Friends stick together, eh? Come on, let's see if we can get you out of here."

Action: See if it's possible to detach the AI from the plane, preferably while keeping the AI intact.

[Wheatley Laboratories]

"No! Don't scream luv! I'm just..." Wheatley trails off when the teenager left. He looked at all the things he gathered.

Ooh! A book!

ACTION: Read Bible

[The United Czechippines]

Now Aluminum was really confused, for a moment she thought all that was a dream, but then she noticed her surroundings, the sword she was holding, and the really odd leather suit she was wearing. Maybe she was still dreaming? Regardless, she needed to find a way out of here.

Action: Look for a way out of the theatre

[Galnius]

Curious as to where everyone had gone, Hubert had to figure out how to get out. However, a more worrisome problem arose. First of all, what if it was cold outside? Or there was hundreds of good looking women just outside that door? This wouldn't do.

Action: Look for stylish clothes.

[Escalan Corps-Star Island]

Seeing as he was much less likely to suffer injury as a result of moving at high speeds now, Selwyn calmed his nerves and decided to put his spirit to the test. Wondering how he could run without physically using friction to propel himself, he shrugged mentally and shot forwards, determined to check out the tunnel he'd taken for granite.

Action: Sprint down tunnel to explore it.

[Olthar]

Lexa: 5
You examine the mushrooms and quickly determine that they're not ordinary fungi. Most of them are actually myconids, a race of intelligent mushroom people. They are traditionally passive and non-confrontational, but they do have mind controlling spores and other strange abilities.

Vladimir: 1
You inadvertently ask the orderly where his mom's house is so you can screw her. He gets pissed off and almost punches you before deciding to walk away, instead.

Haapsalu: 3
You could tear out the AI, but it's probably not a good idea.

Wheatley: 1
You pick up the book and start flipping through the pages. You don't understand any of it, and you eventually remember that you're illiterate.
Gain Bible!
Gain Illiteracy!

Aluminum: 6
Unable to find the exit, you come up with a brilliant plan. You pull the fire alarm and start a panic. Everyone files out of the large, obvious doors, and you follow them. You exit the theater and find yourself in a hallway with white walls. There are paths to your left and right but no other doors.

Hubert: 3 - 1 = 2
I already described everything in the room for you, and none of it involved conveniently placed clothes.

Selwyn: 4
You float through the tunnel, following it upwards for a ways. It spirals around a few times and eventually arrives at a dead end. There is a lever nearby, presumably to open this secret door.

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Death Knight: 2
The Death Knight claps in glee at Winthrop's change.

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Lexa:
+1 Fire Resistance
Worn: Cultist Robe
Hand 1: Empty
Injuries: Moderately wounded, Burned Hands (-1 Grabbing Things)
Factions: Necromancer Cult (Minion)
Abilities: Anti-Pink Ray, Necromancy

Sir Winthrop Eddleton the Younger:
+1 Defense, +1 Will, +2 Strength
Worn: Anti-Paladin Armor (+2 Defense, +1 Intimidation, -1 Morality, -1 Agility)
Hand 1: Bag (100 gp)
Hand 2: Wolf Head Staff (+1 Attack, +Extra Attack, +Rabies)
Injuries: Severely wounded, Brain Damage (-1 Thinking)
Diseases: Ghoul Fever (-1 Fortitude)
Curses: Stunted Magic (Cannot use magic)
Mutations: Large Size (+1 Strength, -1 Speed)

Headquarters:
Cult Catacombs:
Manager: Head Cultist (+1 Magic, +1 Magic Defense, -2 Morality, Necromancy)
Employees: Cultists (-1 Morality, Necromancy), Zombies (+1 Defense, Mindless)
Assets: Basic Accommodations, Dead Bodies, Ritual Chamber (+1 Necromancy)

Allies:
Death Knight:
+1 Attack, +1 Dark Magic, +1 Intimidation, +2 Turn Resistance, -3 Morality, +1 Strength
Worn: Nothing
Hand 1: Clearly Evil Axe (+1 Attack, -1 Morality)
Hand 2: Empty

Selwyn:
-1 Talking, -1 French Things, +2 Preaching, +1 Geology
Abilities: Bi-Directional Telepathy, Incoporealness, Possession
Quest: Start the Church of Doggo

Vladimir Lenin:
+1 Seduction, +1 Singing
Worn: Nothing
Mouth: Empty
Tattoos: Flaming Chicken (right flank)
Curses: Horrible Stench
Debts: Medical Bills (15,000 gp)
Court Date Timer: 12 rounds, 11 rounds

Haapsalu Argyrix:
+1 Historic Knowledge
Worn: Conglomerate Armor (+3 Defense, -2 Agility)
Hand 1: Pencil
Hand 2: Sketch Map
Abilities: Piloting

Sketch Map:
Locations Discovered:
>>Secret Warehouse: Ark of the Covenant [Exits: Warehouse Office, Hangar Bay]
>>Warehouse Office: [Exit: Secret Warehouse]
>>Hangar Bay: Planes, Lockers [Exits: Secret Warehouse, Large Tunnel]
>>Large Tunnel: Secret Door [Exits: Hangar Bay, Unknown, Unknown]
Current Location: Large Tunnel

Hubert Poisson:
+1 Juggling
Worn: Nothing
Hand 1: Deathhorn (+1 Attack, +3 Noise)
Hand 2: Empty

Aluminum aka Alumina Allira:
Worn: Medium Armor (+1 Psionic Defense)
Hand 1: Normal Sword
Hand 2: Empty
Fetishes: Aerophilia

Wheatley:
Worn: Knockoff Long Fall Boots
Hand 1: Abyssal Portal Gun (Two portals)
Hand 2: Bible
Mental Injuries: Illiteracy

[The United Czechippines]

"Well then... this is dull" Aluminum thought. Not seeing any other options, she proceeded to walk down the hallway to the right.

Action: ...walk down the hallway to the right

[Pherdistan]

Lenin gulped. She hadn't really meant to say that. Honest! Well, she needed those directions, and she was about to leave, when she decided it was best not to let her karma catch up to her. Following after the orderly, she began to belt out another tune.

Action: Make amends with the employee by singing a show tune about how awesome his mom is, and that Lenin wanted to screw her because her love clearly helped create a most beautiful and caring son, and she wants that.

[Zjaum]

"Well, I wish that you could come with me, but I must adventure on. I won't forget you, my friend!"

Action: Persuade AI to let Haapsalu out.

[The Northern Cresent]

Oh, cool. Mushroom people.
"Oh. Um, hello. Do you speak English?"
Action: Start a conversation.

[Wheatley Laboratories]

With a murmur of "Harder than Machellivi!", Wheatley shut the book.

ACTION: Leave the room.

[Galnius]

Sighing, the jester of Oxford refused to possibly go outside in the nude. He looked around the area looking for anything... SOMETHING to help him.

All he could find was curtains and chairs.

Action: Make makeshift clothing.

[Escalan Corps-Star Island]

Selwyn recognised the lever for what it was, but this placed him in a conundrum. Could an incorporeal spirit exert force on material objects? The only thing he could do was try. Huffing in exasperation, he went over and pawed the lever, hoping his leg wouldn't pass right through.

Action: Attempt to make lever do lever-y things.