The Halcyon Days, a Dice RP (OOC; Closed)

[Pherdistan]

Indeed. I'm not putting high odds on you winning this fight, unless these cops are from San Andreas PD, which they might well be.

Although I do find it very nice of Boethiah to extend proximate cause for your killings

[Galnius]

Indeed. I'm not putting high odds on you winning this fight, unless these cops are from San Andreas PD, which they might well be.

Although I do find it very nice of Boethiah to extend proximate cause for your killings

I wonder what my reward may be

[Pherdistan]

Ascension to goddesshood? Immortality? A hammer that you don't lose after two turns?

[Galnius]

Ascension to goddesshood? Immortality? A hammer that you don't lose after two turns?

I could use a hammer...

[Pherdistan]

We can always use a hammer, but remember, "When all you have is a hammer..."

[Galnius]

We can always use a hammer, but remember, "When all you have is a hammer..."

Smash everything into itty bitty little tiny pieces?

[Escalan Corps-Star Island]

We can always use a hammer, but remember, "When all you have is a hammer..."

". . . Everything looks like ANELE?"

[Olthar]

I am legitimately surprised that Oosani did not die this round.

[Galnius]

I will complete my quest or die trying!!

[Olthar]

I will complete my quest or die trying!!

And die you most certainly will. The police backup will arrive next round, and you're stiff breeze away from death. Even a roll of 3 will kill you.

[DAFT Universe]

I'm not sure what to post.

[Olthar]

I'm not sure what to post.

You're in a fighter plane, and you don't know what to do?

[Escalan Corps-Star Island]

I'm not sure what to post.

You're in a fighter plane, and you don't know what to do?

Apparently running over an innocent dog wasn't enough.

[Zjaum]

I'm not sure what to post.

Try to get in contact with me? Try to land the damn thing? Scout out the area?

[Olthar]

I'm not sure what to post.

Try to get in contact with me? Try to land the damn thing? Scout out the area?

He's not flying. He's driving down the tunnel.

[Zjaum]

Try to get in contact with me? Try to land the damn thing? Scout out the area?

He's not flying. He's driving down the tunnel.

Okay, then acclimate yourself with the controls, or try to slow the plane down before you reach the end, or see if you could establish communications with anyone, or fire your rockets/machine guns/whatever you have on the plane to see if they do any damage to anything, et cetera.

[DAFT Universe]

Ssshh.

I know I'm beautiful, but please stop arguing about me.

I'm gonna go find GLaDOS.

[Galnius]

I will complete my quest or die trying!!

And die you most certainly will. The police backup will arrive next round, and you're stiff breeze away from death. Even a roll of 3 will kill you.

What about a roll of 4-6?

[Zjaum]

Ssshh.

I know I'm beautiful, but please stop arguing about me.

I'm gonna go find GLaDOS.

"And believe me, I am still alive!

I'm in this tunnel and I'm still alive!

And while you're flying I'll be still alive!

And while you're dying I'll be still alive!

And when you're dead I will be still alive!"

[Olthar]

And die you most certainly will. The police backup will arrive next round, and you're stiff breeze away from death. Even a roll of 3 will kill you.

What about a roll of 4-6?

...Dead.

[Galnius]

What about a roll of 4-6?

...Dead.

Well....I can at least try to and finish the quest.

[Olthar]

...Dead.

Well....I can at least try to and finish the quest.

The cop is uninjured, so you'd have to roll at least a 5 to kill him in one shot.

[Galnius]

Well....I can at least try to and finish the quest.

The cop is uninjured, so you'd have to roll at least a 5 to kill him in one shot.

Well.... Here's hoping

[Galnius]

I'm apparently kidding internet today for a little while, so I don't know how long it will be until I can post again.

[Olthar]

Pro Tip: Recklessly charging into a room full of necromancer cultists is not a good idea.