A Strange New World: 2017 (IC/Open) (Sign Up Now!)

by **Greater Liverpool** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:13 pm

Iberia

Chicomba, Angola

Major David De Jimera and the 72 Infantry 'Airborne' Division "Almogávares I"

"Hail Raúl!" Captain Santiargo shouted while giving the fascist salute to Major De Jimera. Jimera stud to attention and gave one back. The two men where standing on a hill top overlooking for the garrison base of company of Airborne which had been sent to Angola to train but also help put down any remaining resistance in the country. "I have a personal communication for you from the Central Junta in Madrid."

"What does it say Captain." David spoke his arms crossed over his body looking out of his company's camp.

"Dear Major De Jimera, as Generalissimo of Iberia give you order to began the preparation of your men for a special operations mission. You have exactly 48 hours to be ready before you are dispatched to your target." The Captain replied. David unfolded his arms and turned to Santiargo "I knew this day would come, Santiargo. It was only a matter of time until we were sent somewhere in this godforsaken earth that our nation doesn't own.

"How do you know that it is somewhere outside of our nation?"

"Because he doesn't refer to where so it must be somewhere we are not supposed to be. I already know where it is."

"How?"

"You don't be the son of Raúl De Jimera and not have some influence on the Jimeraist party and the Junta. No, the party now wants to expand its ideas to the whole world and those who have similar ideas to us. Tell the men to ready their jungle and urban combat equipment Captain we will be going to Brazil and helping to topple their government."

Berlin, Germany

Mazerrto Calberi

Mazerrto stud outside the main headquarters of the National democratic party of Germany. He looked the building it was quite small in size compared with the other parties in Germany but Mazerrto could see it getting bigger both the building and the party. He was carrying a set of documents all bearing the emblem of Jimeraist party of Iberia. He walked up the steps of the NDP party building opening the door to a see a secretary at the front desk. It was late in the evening that most of the staff had gone home however there was a few souls lying about the building. "I have an appointment with a Mr Frank Franz."

"Yes can I ask for a name?" the secretary asked Mazerrto

"Yes Rudolph Hesser." The secretary looked at her computer to see the appointments of Mr Franz "Yes Mr Hesser, you are his last appointment of the day. Just follow through that door." The secretary pointed to two double doors that lied to a dimly lit room. Mazerrto walked through and into the office of Frank Franz. Mazerrto looked out of the window of the building seeing some of Berlin in the night, he wondered to himself the possibilities out in that city of improvement, progress for all, however he thoughts where interrupted by Mr Franz. "Mr Hesser..."

"Mr Franz is this room completely soundproof?" Mr Franz looked up in a slight expression of shock at Mazerrto

"Yes."

"And is this room bugged? can anyone what so ever here us?"

"No... Mr Hesser." Mazerrto walked close to Mr Franz

"Then I am not Mr Hesser. I am Calberi, I work for Centro Nacional de Inteligencia of the Iberian republic. You had sent a message to the Jimeraist party asking for support in the upcoming German national elections.

"Yes. I had and you are hear to...?"

"Give my nation's response." Mazerrto sat down in the chair opposite Frank placing the documents in front of both of them. He leaned back in his chair and pulled out his case of cigarettes before choosing one of his selection.

"I am sorry Mr Caliberi, you can't smoke in this place." Mazerrto looked up to Frank and gave him a dead stare before looking back down and lighting his cigarette and beginning to smoke it in front of him.

"You will find in this document everything the Iberian government is ready to do for your party permitted you know who your allies are when the time comes to pick sides. If you however loose your upcoming election do expect a large bill from the Iberian government." Mazerrto quickly stud up and set to leave the office

"Wait Mr Caliberi are you not going to sit down and discuss this with me?"

"I am no diplomat Mr Franz, just a messenger. You either accept our demands or you do not get any." Mazerrto said as he opened the door and left the office walking past the secretary he had just walked past a mere 3 minutes ago. Franz was now left with a wide range of documents. He picked up the top one, the front page had some wording on it below the emblem of the Jimeraist party it said "Aumento de la operación del progreso". He opened it and began to read it. He was gob smacked. The Jimeraist party were willing to offer pay the entire camping of the NDP including all of the staff as well as bribing media outlets to allow their speeches on national TV and newspapers. Unrest started by the Iberian secret police, fake reports of attacks by foreigners even ones where a brave member of the NDP saved the victim. But above all else was one thing, The armament of the NDP and the creation and support of a militant wing inside the party. Franz was shocked all of this for nothing in return he could not believe it.

by **Gyrenaica** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:45 pm

Jeddah, Hejaz
President Mohammad was standing in his office the People's Committee Held a vote. This year, his party had failed to secure a majority, though he still had support from other parties. On his agenda was the legalization and decriminalization of recreational/medicinal marijuana. Recently, Canada had passed it, along with other, rather Alabama type things, and has seen great things come out of the legalization of pot. He hoped to prove to them that he had the best intentions for the nation and its future. When he first brought the proposal to the table, many worried it might dumb down the children or lead to more liberal things such as the unspeakable thing Canada had legalized under their cuck leader.

by **Franco-Iberie** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:21 pm

2:00 PM, March 1, 2017

Congresso Nacional, Brasilia, Brazil

The council of men appointed in secret to govern the nation due to the president's apparent mental breakdown should've anticipated that simply banning protests would not stop them. Should've, being the key word. Protests devolved into riots as police used live ammunition on the protesters, each one more brutal than the last. Brazil was turning into a police state, with increasingly draconian measures being enacted to keep the public in line. Brazil was in a state of turmoil not seen since the 1930s, only a step away from civil war. It showed on the faces of everyone who showed up to the meeting at the National Congress Building in Brasilia. Sleep-deprived and constantly anxious, fearful for their own lives and losing all their power.

Roll Call revealed that the Finance Minister was absent. He did plead everyone to get out of the country while they still could last meeting, so it was safe to assume he'd done that. Also absent was Temer's Chief of Staff, Eliseu Padilha, who committed suicide after a check-up visit to the Planalto Palace, where the president had locked himself up. Everyone was too horrified of the thought of what he had found to investigate further. Jorge Viana was the closest thing this country had to an honest politician. He was your typical rags to riches story, born in the poorest state in Brazil, Acre, to an abusive and alcoholic father and a depressed mother who took her own life when he was 11. It was, to many, a miracle that he managed to graduate from the Universidade de São Paulo and go on to lead a successful life, eventually becoming governor of his home state and enacting numerous policies to improve working and living conditions before becoming majority leader for the Workers' Party in the Senate. Perhaps that was why they chose him over that corrupt assclown born in the purple over in Chile who was president of the Chamber of Deputies.

This first thing to discuss was the British peacekeepers arriving in São Paulo today to stop the police from putting down riots with their favored methods. None of them had wanted to accept them, yet not doing so would make them guilty of the atrocities they were accused of in the eyes of the international community, and result in a much larger peacekeeping force mandated by the UN. Viana banged his gavel and said "This meeting of the Emergency Administrative Council is now in order. First topic of the day, the 250 British Peacekeepers arriving at the São Paulo Air Force Base. Are our men ready to greet them Jungmann?"

Raul Jungmann, Minister of Defence, replied "Yes, though I can barely get the fuckers to do anything I want them to. You know I had to threaten the commander's family to get him to accept British troops on 'his' base? Nothing short of a Stalinist purge will cleanse the officer corps of Integralists now."

"That's not what we are discussing but thank you for your input."

Viana had never liked the foreign relations minister from the moment he met him. He always thought of him as a slimy bastard out for his own gain, and it would seem he was about to be proven right as the foreign minister stood to his feet in that typical greasy accent of his befitting an old crony of the Vargas Regime. "Myself and my men have come up with a plan to remove the problem of the peacekeepers while turning international opinion. I've already talked about it with the defence minister. It involves using a sniper to take out several of the British troops as they unload, and having the ground crews plant bombs on their aircraft. Afterwards, we'll blame it on the integralists, and use it as an excuse to weed the Integralists out from the military as well as gain the support of Britain and many other countries. Everything's already in place, we just need to put it to a vote which I'm sure will pass."

This was even worse than Viana had thought it would be, he immediately blurted out "You must be insane! Can you not see that if this backfires it means the end of us all? Not to mention the morality of it. We keep the few supporters we have because they abhor the idea of a fascist Brazil! If we do this that proves we're no better than them!"

The Defense Minister sighed and answered "Jorge, this is for the best - for us, and Brazil. We're on our last legs here, if these peacekeepers find out what we've got going on, the reprisals, the 'interrogations', we're fucked, simply put."

Jorged fumed and yelled "You're all fucking pigs! If you do this then the rest of the world will know! I'll make sure of it!"

The minister of cities stays put in his chair, refusing to escalate things, and calmly says. "We may be on our last knees, as Jungmann says, but we can still have you mudered in your fucking sleep Jorge. Or maybe your wife, if you'd prefer her. So hold your god damned tongue!"

"This is how it is then? This is what the country I've spent the last 20 years of my life serving has come to? Killing foreigners and sending assassins after people who call the corrupt out on their chickenshittery? Fine, I'll keep my mouth shut, but I've had enough of Brazil and you all. I leave for Cuba tomorrow."

The foreign minister gives one of those smiles of his and says, "Thank you, I'm glad we could sort this out like adults. Now, all in favor..." Jorge doesn't hear him finish the second sentence as he storms out of the room, headed for his house in the south of town to pack his bags and buy plane tickets to Havana.

6:00 PM, March 1, 2017

Base Aérea de São Paulo, Estado de São Paulo, Brazil

Jose Volkner loads a round into his SMLE Mk.IV, perched next to the weather instruments array of the airbase control tower while thinking of the irony of using a British rifle to kill sons of Britain. He watches the base commander, some army colonel, and the Minister of Transparency, Supervision, and Control walk onto the tarmac, waiting for the peacekeepers to arrive as scheduled. Looking up towards the skies he sees the first British plane arrive in the distance and feels his heartrate rise.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:19 pm

Democratic People's Republic of Korea
조선 인민의 투쟁은 혁명의 기치에 의해 유나이티드!
DPRK-USROK boarder
March 1st,106 (2017)

Captain Tam Chi Pang lit a cigar as he tried to stay warm in the bitter cold of the nightly Korean sky, filled with stars as the little industrialization did not block them out yet. he was stationed as part of the newly formed tonghab ilgob beonjjae gigab doen mobail subi je 3 gundan, or Unified Seventh Armored Mobile Defensive Third Corps. It was made up of cannibalized units or units that had to be disbanded for either rumors of treason or the fact that they had taken too many resources during the Arduous March of 82 to 86. Several of the companies were made up of new, fresh from Kim Il sung University boot-camp "greenies" Hell, one company of 220 old men was armed with antiquated stick grenades, WW II era Sub-machine guns and had three ex Japanese type 97 tanks as armored support. This was one of the worst equipped companies, and yet the Military command, in their infinite wisdom decided to stick these recruits with their elderly guns and little combat experience on the boarder with a hostile nation. Walking up to Han Jesu Goreo, his lifetime pal and friend, he offered him a cigar, to which he eagerly took and shoved it in his mouth, coughing on the smoke as an inexperienced bong hitter.
"So, how in the hell did we get stuck in this god forsaken hell hole?"
"Beats me, the pay's good, food's shit and our guns aren't that shiny."
"You're Goddam right."
As he was about to bring up his family and ask how they were doing, the silence was shattered as several ear screeching shouts were heard before bullets sprayed all around camp, forcing Pang to duck into his Type 97 tank, filling it with the ammunition needed as he waited for the driver to show up.
"Where the hell are you, Kagesu?!"
He took a wonder with his sightseeing binoculars and noticed hundreds of dark shapes moving towards the small outpost he was stationed in, he quickly got out of the armored sitting duck and raced into the small communications shack, complete with a soviet era morse code translation book and device, getting on it,taking a gaze at the list of phrases, he cranked out a message.

--SOS--SOS---UNDER---ATTACK---BY---REPUBLIC---FORCES---NEED---AID---AND---MEN---AS---SOON---AS---POSSIBLE.

Pyongyang
9:23PM
Kim Jong Un raced back and forth in his private quarters with the general Vito Scalleta talking out what could be done in the event of an attack by the Republic. He had been pissed when that general took a good portion of the nation and population with him in his idiotic quest to remove the insane Italians and crazy Korean dictator from power.
"Now, we all agree on the strategy right, 11,000 soldiers will be moved to the boarder to hold it while the rest of the nation mobilizes it's armed forces to attack them."
"Yes, that would be correct, I feel as though this would be the best possible outcome, of course it means our forces are stretched thin, but we can pull off a miracle, right?"
"I am in complete agreement with you, our troops are some of the best in the world, they would never desert the Korean people in their time of need, and with your Italian mafian gangster members flooding in the western style weapons with your contacts, we can safely repel any counterattack they would dare muster against True Korea!"
"With my strongmen enforcing law, I doubt any internal rebellions would or even could get off the ground, us being locked up tighter than A Pink prius driving Nome who had a crush on a sock cabinet drawer potato chip dumpling overlords who wanted a fish tail of my coconut Doctor's prescription for kung fu waffles with a hankering for street vendor food that is part of an international presidential modeling scandal that will lead to the emperor of Finland to kill all the trees in exchange for a map to the fountain of youth so that he can sell it for a Walmart gift-card that is worth 500 Leg Lamps."
"That's a weird analogy, but I've heard weirder."
As the Italian and Korean shared a laugh, a skinny aide rushed in the room, saluted and handed Vito a piece of paper before leaving.
"We Best implement that strategy we were talking about earlier, you want to know why?"
Kim Jong un, with his face in a bowl of Umbango's fried cheese sticks mumbled yes.
"Because West Korea just invaded."

United States of the Republic of Korea
노동자들의 땀은 김정은과 비토의 행복한 즐거운 시간에 맞서 공화국을위한 더 많은 승리로이 끕니다!
Hamhung

President Elect Kai Jong Chai took great interest at the map,He was addicted to maps as Assad was addicted to not having crazy Congolese leaders give blood to them via their price winning racing grandmamas. He memorized every detail about the Korean war, going so far as to access western media for new and unheard of information. as he was immersed in the paper, he was brought back to reality with a snap of a general's fingers.
"Huh? what is it commander Rai?"
"I am pleased to report that the offensive has begun and we have made grand gains so far!"
"Well slap me with a mirror,insult my cows and label me the King of Mac and Cheese, How'd we do it? that military build up should have raised at least a few flags?"
"According to our spies, no significant insane Korean military forces were seen, and so the invasion caught them completely off guard."
"Off guard huh? Shit. Break out the Sake, It's a special Occasion." The aides took one look and each other and let out howls of laughter before toasting.
"To many more Years of Prosperity and Death to the fat ass, we're going to win this war, or my name isn't Sponge-bob Jong Un."
"It's not."
Chai then grabbed the sidearm of a subordinate before blasting the aide with a bang, causing him to drop to the floor.
"Any more complaints? No,Good."
With that, he unscrewed the bottle off the champagne and chugged it into drunken bliss.

by **Khasinkonia** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:30 pm

The PUIS・Indochina・Việt Nam・Hà Nội・Hà Nội

It was time for the weekly Conference of the Triumvirate. The trio sat at a large hexagonal table so that they could all see each other. They began by discussing the HDI for the new year.
"So, my comrades, it seems as though we have had an increase of 0.003 in our human index since 2016. Currently, our HDI is now 0.823. The current average predictions for this year is an increase of our HDI by 0.003. The full predictions show a range between 0.002 and 0.004. In other news, we report the current GDP to be approximately [297 billion USD], with plenty of growth in our future. Furthermore, I am happy to report that the child mortality rate is at an all-time low. Things look bright for our economy," reported Thị Thuấn, "Now, Khamminh, if you wouldn't mind, I recall that it was your job this rotation to gather information on our education system, crime rates, and judicial system."
"With pleasure, Thị Thuấn," Khamminh said, straightening his reports and putting on his reading glasses, "I am happy to report that our education system is flourishing thanks to our extensive investment in the field. Our literacy rate is at 98.7%, and increasing. Our WEF education rating is 5.5. In addition, our most recent reports place multilingualism as an almost universal skill, with 95% of our population fluent in 2 languages, 90% of our population fluent in 3 languages, 86% fluent in 4 languages, 76% fluent in 5 languages, with 97% of our population capable of basic communication in Vietnamese, Laotian, Cambodian, English, French, and Chinese. I am also excited to report our crime rates to be the lowest in the century, and very nearly a record for us. Our courts, however, have received some criticism from the UN for alleged corruption. Despite this blemish, our judicial system appears to still be very much functional, seeing as our guilty rulings are given based on all available evidence, and all citizens, even party members, are subject to the same rulings. Thus, despite alleged corruption, our judicial system is still on the right track. Now, I believe it to be your turn, Makara."
"So, to begin. Our current diplomatic situation is secure, if a bit mediocre. However, our growing economy and rapid development is attracting many investors, commercial and government alike. Thus it can be concluded that, while we currently have little diplomatic weight in the UN, our value to the world economy is indisputable. Our Filipino and Chinese neighbours may prove troublesome in the future, particularly with the diplomatic battle over oceanic borders, but, currently, it appears that a full conflict would not be favourable for any party. As a result, I can say with certainty that we have nothing to worry about," Makara paused for a moment, then continued, "As far as our military goes, it appears to be in solid working order. That only includes our military strength, and not that of the militias authorised by us, which, when factored in, double our overall military strength, at least in the case of a defensive war. In the near future, though, I do think it would be a reasonable idea to begin work on a secret nuclear project, but only as a precaution against foreign aggression, of course."
Once Makara finished, the leaders procured their. Each began reading through the latest international reports, and saw stories of a revolution in the northern half of Korea that claimed to be the whole of Korea. The prospect of selling arms to the upstart revolutionaries was very promising, and, as an added bonus, if they won, there would be a much more reasonable government—one that might be willing to let the famous boutiques of Saigon, the technology companies of Hanoi, particularly Bkav, and the Vientiane based discount department store, HanSun, open locations throughout it. It was time to send a message offering support to their president.

by **Pacificora** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:30 am

12:00 Midday, Commonwealth Building, Ottawa, Canada

President Ali liked what he had heard from Boris, but was skeptical of one significant point, and to assure Egyptian interests, simply by making sure that this union didn't go to hell.

<Ali> "Excuse me if I have any personal skepticism, but you, Boris, were pivotal in the UK's efforts to leave the EU, and I'm aware that a large portion of that was about immigration law from other nations. Are you saying, that all of this has now disappeared from the UK? That they are willing to actually accept people from India, Egypt, Canada, and Australia as equals? Becuase honestly, you are fully aware that the UK is in a much better economic situation then Egypt as of now, and there will be swarms of migrants from Egypt and India. I am skeptical of the UK's willingness to commit fully to the agreements made in this union, and I'm hoping you can prove me wrong.

I would also like to inquire as to the specifics of a commonwealth military, and it is in the opinion of Egypt that it is not done by percentage, for example 2% from each nations active military serves in the Greater commonwealth military. In our opinion, an absolute number must be negotiated, instead of working with percentages, simply because if working with percentages, that gives a large burden to Egypt as we are the holder of an extremely large army, and it's going to continue growing as we expand our influence. Now, for Egypt's full support and at least in our opinion pivotal support of this union, we need assurance that immigration will be a completely assured liberty for all people of the commonwealth, that the UK will be fully devoted said union and that an absolute number will be decided in this meeting. In return, Egypt has a little something planned in the war against terror, you'll be interested in this Boris."

<Ali> "Red ones are military bases for the UK, Yellow for Canada, and Black are avaliable to all commonwealth nations. These can be used forever, and there is no end lease date, but you are going to have to support Egyptian interests in the area, while you get your own influence."

Ali smiles as he watches the other Commonwealth leaders expressions.

<Ali> "So? Is this a deal?"

by **South Mauristan** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 8:43 am

The Republic of California, 9:42 pm, Wednesday 18th January, 11 days since secession

"Crap" sighed John Schmidt. He cried into his palms, sitting in the middle of his office, new head of state of the Republic of California. His plans for a new California has utterly gone to total shit. For the first few days the resistance had been minimal. A few protests here and there, broken shop windows and a white nationalist rally. Then... Then things got bad. A week after the state was formally created, the constitution set out and the government formed, John, leader of the Republic of California Independence Party, now California Freedom Party, released the parties manifesto and his plan for the state. A social, libertarian utopia. Gay marriage, freedom of movement, immigration, decriminalisation of drugs, social welfare, universal healthcare, taxes on the super rich and benefits for the super poor. California would have loved it. But they didn't. Well... some of them didn't. Following the release of the manifesto, tax schemes and national budget came days of rioting, looting and mass protest. The first day wasn't too bad and most people stayed at home, in fear of the police. However, the new day over a million people were out on the streets that night. The next morning marked the start of the collapse. Two days later, California was in ruins and it had only been independent for less than 2 weeks. His police commander Cody Black burst into Schmidt's office. "Sir!" blurted the commander. "What the fuck. What else could possibly be going wrong?" he sobbed. "Death threats. Mobs of nationalists and right-wing extremists are gathering in the city and are co-ordinating on social media. They plan to storm the Capitol building and kill you. We need to move you out of here now." "Fine" Schmidt replied unemotionally. He rose from his desk and followed the commander out, headed to someplace far away.

Bay Area, San Francisco, 1:56 am, Thursday 19th January

The three lines of state riot police lines up one behind the other, shoulder to shoulder, against the huge crowd of protesters just 100 metres down the street. Against the background of the rain wildfire started 2 days ago the hoard filled with people of all kinds, armed with all kinds of things began to move forward. As they came within 20 metres they were blasted into the ground with water cannons and rubber bullets. Some made it through but were quickly battered, taken away and arrested. Then suddenly a huge explosion further down the street. A rubbish truck engulfed in flames was hurtling down the street towards the lines of police officers. The police, along with the protesters dispersed into side streets or just ran away. The truck collides with a building and explodes causing a huge heat wave stretching about 3 blocks.

by **South Mauristan** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:00 am

John Schmidt
@POTRC

Yo fam. Fuckin send back ASAP shit going down in Cali. We need support over here cos people going crazy down in streets. @canada They r at the gates. Come quick cos they want my head

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PSA: President John Schmidt has been killed by rioters in an explosion at a secure location in California. Updates soon

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by **Gyrenaica** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:02 am

Pacificora wrote:(Image)

2:00pm, Cairo, Egypt, 2017

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Vice-President Ahmed Taavi walked into the massive circular office where the President of the Republic of Egyptian States resided. Ever since the revolution, order had been restored, and people where happy with their new, democratically elected leader. This was a new age for Egypt, and it was going to be a new age for Islam, with the new major player.

<Taavi> "Okay, so we have a couple of things to discuss Mr President."

President Ali looked up from his paperwork and looked VP Taavi directly in the eye.

<Ali> "Okay Taavi, what do we have?"

<Taavi> "Well, we found Ansar Al-Sharia's last major outpost in Cyrenaica, they are currently hiding in the basement of an abandoned hospital in Tazerbo. There are no reported civilians in the area, but we cannot be sure. There have been reports in the area of child kidnapping from Ansar Al-Sharia, but these cannot be properly proved."

<Ali> "Regardless, we should be very careful, the lives of these children are of the utmost importance. Send our third special forces Legion into the area, they aren't too far off from Tazerbo are they? Send in the 14th army Legion just in case to back them up if it is necessary. This military operation is pivotal to our fight on terror in Libya."

<Taavi> "Very wise words Mr President. Okay next on the list is revoking the convention of Constantinople as efforts by imperial European powers to allow easy trade to their Asian colonies. This has been mentioned in the house numourous times, and it has finally reached the executive level. What we propose is essential verification for all ships passing through the Suez Canal, and permission to stop ships passing through the Suez who have breached international law, and will not allow them to pass through until their atrocious actions have been revoked. We are currently seeking permission mainly from the United Kingdom to add a clause to this convention as well as the Russian Federation, and the Federal Republic of Germany. All other signatures come from nations that cannot be represented in this day and age, like the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and the Ottomans."

<Ali> "This seems to make sense, and we would be seen as a mass inforcer of human rights and international law. Plus, it gives us leverage over nations around the world, this is the second busiest water way after all."

<Taavi> "Speaking of the Red Sea, we are looking for closer relations with Hejaz on the Arabian Peninsula. Having close relations with Hejaz does cut off relations with Saudi rather effectively, but there are other options."

<Ali> "Hejaz has a lot of potential and Saudi is declining, so this could work well. It does cut off oil from Saudi, but we have enough oil to supply ourselves for a while before we start Project Hydro."

<Taavi> "And that brings us to Darfur, and well, the dictatorship to the south. Sudan is oppressing its people and oppressing this of other cultures in their nations, like Darfur. We are inviting leaders from the Darfur Liberation Army to Cairo a couple of weeks following the CU meeting in Ottawa. You also have a meeting with the Leader of India who will be stopping over on their way back to Ottawa to discuss the future relations of or two nations and a possible redesign of the Middle East."

<Ali> "Well I guess it's time to begin the first stage of Operation Overthrow isn't it?"

Taavi's face turned extremely serious, and slowly nodded his head.

<Taavi> "I'll inform General Fuquaff."

Taavi stepped out of the room with a brisk stride then at the door, he turned towards President Ali and gave a salute, and got one back. He then walked out, closed the doors, and picked up his government issued phone and put in the number 0031 041 000.

<Taavi> "Commence stage one."

<Fuquaff> "Yes sir"

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The Military Operation in Tazerbo known as Operation Deathaddar was a massive success, with no civilian casualties and all the children remaining in the building were freed. Only one soldier died in the fights. Ansar Al-Sharia was expelled from Cyrenecia and Africa in general, only the first of many to fall under the pressure of the biggest army in Africa.

President Ali boards the plain known as 'The Falcon', the Egyptian Presidential Plane, on a flight to Ottawa to attend the meeting of Commonwealth nations along with security Hussain and Commander Gambela, while Taavi remains in Egypt to run things.

"President Mohammad, the Egyptians have invited you to go to discuss a possible alliance."

"Ah, I've been hoping for this, Egypt is one of the few Middle East nations that aren't run by whack jobs. Very well, tell them I'm on my way."

"I will get on that."

As his secretary sent off the message, he got ready to set off on a flight that may end with the biggest step towards peace in the Middle East. After 45 minutes, he got in his chauffeured Ferrari FF to the Jeddah International Airport. A short flight and he arrives at Cairo.

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:25 am

18th of January 2017- Anglo-Iberian Meeting, 10 Downing Street, London, United Kingdom

Boris was surprised by the ambassador's respect for Britain, and his proposals for closer cooperation. He took a sip of his drink and said, "Well I appreciate the respect you and your nation have for me and my leadership. I assure you that the feeling is mutual, and I am quite fond of your leader as well. You know, it is a deep regret of mine that our nation didn't do more to reign in the colonies, and integrate them at an earlier date. But we wanted to appease the neo-liberals, and you see how that ended up.", said Boris as he took another dip, and the butler arrived with some hor d'ouevres.

After eating a few of them, he continued, "My government is currently pursuing integration with the Commonwealth, and keeping some meaningful ties with Europe. So we cannot integrate much with Iberia in the same sense. But we would be willing to increase military and diplomatic cooperation. Unfortunately, regarding the territories, I am afraid that I have to decline your offer. Gibraltar is as British as Glasgow, and Hong Kong is secure in our grasp. However, I have a counter-proposal for you. Perhaps Macau could be governed in a condominium between us, like we did with Vanuatu with the French many years ago.", said Boris as he sighed, thinking of the great empire that was lost.

"I propose that we cooperate more fully, and sign a non-aggression fact, and create some authorities and organizations that are common to both Hong Kong and Macau. If you would be willing to sell us Macau, we would be willing to offer quite a pretty penny for it. But even if not, we need to increase the infrastructure between the two territories and build some new bridge and rail links between them, maybe we could also allow each other's militaries to patrol the other's territory. We need to cooperate more as at any moment a China may try to annex these territories, you know that right. And we would like the ability to use some Iberian bases in Africa, and in turn you would be allowed to use a handful of British bases. Oi! I said oi! You over there! Come over here! I said mini quiche, not sausage rolls!", said Boris at first to the ambassador and then to the butler, who he had called over.

"I'm dreadfully sorry sir.", said the butler.

"Just don't do it again, alright you fooking (fucking) idget (idiot), fucking sod, fucking tosser!", said Boris as he threw a sausage roll at the butler, as the butler ran away.

"So, what do you think of my counter-proposal and could our nations become great allies, once again?", said Boris as he funneled mini quiches into his mouth.

GOV UK
@GOVUK

The United Kingdom would like to officially recognise the Republic of California and shall begin relations with it at once. Embassies will be opened in Sacramento, San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego. #CaliforniaIndependenceDay

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@GOVUK

The United Kingdom will dispatch 2,500 peacekeepers to the Republic of @California to peacefully restore order and regain peace. #California

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GOV UK
@GOVUK

The United Kingdom would like to work closely with the California Republic, and HMG will announce new cooperation efforts in the coming days. #CaliforniaAndYouPerfectTogether

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by **Monarchy of Japanada** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:49 am

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Yo fam. Fuckin send back ASAP shit going down in Cali. We need support over here cos people going crazy down in streets. @canada They r at the gates. Come quick cos they want my head

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Trouble In California!

In response to a twitter post requesting Canadian support and a 'mental breakdown' of social media on the topic of some crazy, chaotic crap going on in California. I can't think why they wouldn't expect some trouble after breaking off from the worlds most powerful nation with many different ideologies. But, people are dying, probably and the government can't keep control of the whole shenanigans. To lend the [ex-]Golden State a hand, 5000 soldiers were being deployed into northern California, around the San Francisco Bay and another 10 000 to cities such as L.A and San Diego. Lieutenant Edison Maclean was put in charge of these operations, troops were being transported through naval bases and airports in British Columbia and Alberta.

Canada
@Canada

California has been hit with disaster following riots, fighting, bloodshed and war, you could say. This has also resulted in the death of the Californian president John Schmidt. Canada will commit to the security of her allies near and far from home. This will certainly not be an exception.[/color]

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Canada Supports Pro-Canadian movements in Vermont, Maine, Northwest Angle, Point Roberts, Washington, Seattle-Tacoma-Bellevue, WA Metropolitan Statistical Area, Cook County, Kittson County, Koochiching County, Lake County, Lake of the Woods County, Roseau County and Saint Louis County, Minnesota.

The Canadian government has declared support for movements across Maine, Vermont, Washington and Minnesota to join Canada as new provinces. This includes the states of Vermont and Maine, and the counties of Cook County, Kittson County, Koochiching County, Lake County, Lake of the Woods County, Roseau County and Saint Louis County, Minnesota. And the Seattle-Tacoma-Bellevue, WA Metropolitan Statistical Area. The Canadian government urges Pence to allow a referendum in these areas for annexation into Canada, give the people the choice to do what they wish.

Canada
@Canada

Several pro-Canadian movements popping up across New England, Washington and Minnesota have called for us to officially proclaim our support for these movements alongside any anti-Pence protests in the United States of America. Canada will also completely remove itself from combat in the Middle East but will continue to provide weapons and aid to Middle Eastern nations#Maexit, Sexit, Vexit and NorthMinexit

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by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:21 am

10 Downing Street, London, United Kingdom, 25 January 2017

Boris Johnson decided that due to the recent instability across the pond, along with the radical administration there, that he would write President Pence a letter about it.

Encryption Level: High
To: President Mike Pence, USA
From: Sir Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson OBE PC MP, Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Dear President Michael Pence; United States of America,

Hello. I would like to first and foremost congratulate you on you being inaugurated as Presudent of the United States. I wish both you and your nation well, and I look forward to continuing the incredibly close bond, and special relationship our two nations share.

However, my government has received word from unnamed sources that you are planning to invade Syria in the coming days. It is with sincere regret that I must inform you that the United Kingdom will not be a part of this invasion, and we are also going to withdraw all British troops from Syria and cease military operations and air strikes there effective immediately. We will be departing the coalition in Syria as well.

However, we will still continue our humanitarian efforts in Syria.

In addition to this, the United Kingdom will no longer permit American use of the Akrotiri and Dhekelia military facilities in Cyprus, and we order the immediate removal of all American troops from Diego Garcia. We would also like the gradual removal of American troops from the United Kingdom over the course of the year.

We believe your troops have better things to do.

These measures are in the interest of national security, and I am terribly sorry about this and wish to continue to be very close allies now and in the future as well.

I look forward to meeting with you sometime in the coming months or years to discuss the future of Anglo-American relations.

Sincerely,

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:50 am

26th of January 2017- Damascus Airport, Syria

Theresa May had to fly 12 hours to get to Damascus to meet with Assad, first a covert flight to Moscow with a fake passport, and then a flight from there to Damascus.

"May photographed with her former lover, Salman Khan, on the left."

She was very jet lagged, but despite this, she tried to look happy and energetic, as she prepared to settle down with her new bae. She came down the escalator at the airport, and saw little Bashar holding a cardboard sign with her name on it. She began to run down the escalator, but slipped and proceeded to fall down the flight of stairs/escalator. She fell on the concrete floor, and she screamed in pain.

She then fisted her self off, and started running towards Bashar again, when all of a sudden she was run over by an airport security golf cart. The golf cart kept going and she laid on the floor, bleeding and hurt.

But she fisted herself off again, and started running towards him again, collapsing in his petite arms. "Hold me Bashar! How I love you so!", she shouted in the airport as she began to ferociously make out with him.

by **Krugeristan** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:58 am

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:
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26th of January 2017- Damascus Airport, Syria

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Theresa May had to fly 12 hours to get to Damascus to meet with Assad, first a covert flight to Moscow with a fake passport, and then a flight from there to Damascus.

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"May photographed with her former lover, Salman Khan, on the left."

She was very jet lagged, but despite this, she tried to look happy and energetic, as she prepared to settle down with her new bae. She came down the escalator at the airport, and saw little Bashar holding a cardboard sign with her name on it. She began to run down the escalator, but slipped and proceeded to fall down the flight of stairs/escalator. She fell on the concrete floor, and she screamed in pain.

She then fisted her self off, and started running towards Bashar again, when all of a sudden she was run over by an airport security golf cart. The golf cart kept going and she laid on the floor, bleeding and hurt.

But she fisted herself off again, and started running towards him again, collapsing in his petite arms. "Hold me Bashar! How I love you so!", she shouted in the airport as she began to ferociously make out with him.

Assad had been prepared, but not for this. Almost as soon as May was on top of him, he squirmed out from under her, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Not here!" He backed away before standing up. "What are you doing?" he demanded.

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:04 am

Damascus Airport, Damascus, Syria

May was taken aback, and said, "I was just greeting you! What are you a fucking poofter! Is that what this is? No straight man could resist a gorgeous, vibrant women like myself! I thought we were going on a couple's holiday together at a resort, what kind of holiday is this! You poff bastard!", she said as she slapped him in the face, and started crying in his arms.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:11 am

Democratic People's Republic of Korea
조선 인민의 투쟁은 혁명의 기치에 의해 유나이티드!
Pyongyang

Kim Jong Un sat in the dimly lit bunker, smelling the disgusting remnants of dead rodents of the murky smell of dust and grime. He Had always wanted to renovate His Nuclear Bunker that had been a gift to his grandfather from Gorbachev in the 70's, but the budget did not have it in it for him. Communication lines had been cut with the front line, and so he had no Idea what was happening, All the better as no one at the front line knew what was occurring in the capital as well. Plopping his 325 pound body on a heavily stained and bedbug ridden couch, he plugged in a few connectors to the wall and got on his Xbox One he had gotten for Christmas as a gift from Xi Jingping. The Surviving Aides that managed to escape into the bunker Saluted before disappearing into the Wine cellar he had in the bunker. Clearing off last years spills of Mountain Dew,Italian Pizza and Congolese waffles, he fitted a map onto the table and took a peek with it, his generals saluting him as they entered the room.
"Sir, here is the Situation as of today, the 9th Army Under General Stiner is holding strong but is rapidly being encircled on both flanks. The force still has a way of escaping the encirclement by turning around and heading for Pyongyang, where his tanks can be used to assist us in the eventual counterattack once General Wenk's 4th Army is brought up."
"I have Every Confidence that General Wenk will remain at his post, that I know will happen."
The Generals looked at one another then spoke.
"um, sir, Stiner... "
"Stiner's Army is being decimated by enemy firepower, it has only 10% of it's strength remaining."
Kim Jong Un then removed his reading glasses from the Table and sighed.
"I want Everyone to leave this room except Kitel,Jodl,Krebs and Burgdoff."
As the generals left the room, the remaining four looked uneasily at each other before the door slammed shut.
"That was an Order!"
"That was a fucking Order!"
"Why do we not have much information? Quite Simple,I have been betrayed!"
"I have Been Betrayed!"
"These Upstart, No good shit full of cactus fuck idiots that say are loyal to me, when they are only loyal to the coin in their pockets and whoever else offers them more! It's quite a tragedy for this!"
"I Dont' even Trust my own servants any more, they may poison me next!"
General Burgdorf intervened with a quick qip.
"Dear Leader we've always held unwavering loyalty to you-"
"That's fucking nice, but that doesn't change the fact that we are being betrayed within by some spies! The Military has been that wrench in my plans, that part that threw my gears out and cost me my chances of power, they put up a false glimmer of hope that they were my friends and patriots, but no, I'm surrounded by a bunch of men in dresses that want to sell out their comrades in exchange for more money! Traitors, Right from the start, I was never in good hands, you fucking puppet shitheads are deceiving me and my war effort against these folks, was it because I was insane in changing pace for once, Was it because for once in your goddamn lives we're investing in some free market?"
With a sigh, he sat down in his chair, it creaking from his increased weight, Heavily breathing for several minutes he spoke words that sent chills throughout everyone.
"Close down our London Embassy, The War is lost. Begin to burn secret documents and have Defenses in Pyongyang be prepared. We are going to fight to the last, I'll ensure it."
With that, the Meeting ended with a chill down everyone's spine at the words and tantrum the young leader of the nation had thrown.

General Vito Scalleta

Democratic People's Republic of Korean Government
@DPRKgov

There's Just in from Pyongyang,Our Embassy in London is to be Closed within 48 Hours and Diplomats flown back to Pyongyang for Debriefing on Situation with Korea. We Thank the British People for showing their hospitality and teaching us how to "dear leader twerk like a mofo smoking the 420 hitler blaze 24/7." Such a Blast#GodSaveTheQueen #LongLiveKimJongUn #FishandChipsFTW

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Democratic People's Republic of Korean Government
@DPRKgov

We Are Pleased to Report that Our Fearless Leader is leading the fight headfirst against the dangerous Upstart Revolutionaries that are attempting to destroy the very fabric of Korean society. He Has Currently gotten a six player kill streak on MW3 and is leading the charge on Horseback with an Assault Rifle made out of Fish that shoots out Flaming Bulls at our enemies.#dankMemesJongUn #KeklordsgotnothinonKimJongBadass #50%off all IKEA Furniture

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United States of the Republic of Korea
노동자들의 땀은 김정은과 비토의 행복한 즐거운 시간에 맞서 공화국을위한 더 많은 승리로이 끕니다!
Town of Pyongsong

General Mao Zetung Yang rubbed his hands together in typical,evil villain fashion,complete with perfectly timed lighting and mumbled crashes of thunder. The War had caught the Crazy Koreans completely off guard, enabling him to make rapid progress throughout the Korean countryside, with many civilian towns cheering at their liberation. He knew however that the closer he got to the Korean capital the stiffer the resistance would be , and already the signs of a more bloody and violent war had been noted by the generals in charge of the operation. When a group of thirty teenage female Korean soldiers had been surrounded in a barn, they ran out with grenades strapped to their chests yelling out that they wanted to marry Kim jong un before taking a solid platoon's worth of Republican troops with them to heaven. Another sign that resistance was getting stiffer was a fierce counterattack by a pair of T-34 tanks and a school yard of young children with AKs and RPGs, with their teacher leading them into the fight. That small action had cost them 40 casualties, a tank, and Two Hours of precious time getting across the Taedong River to their Capital.
Now they were at the Gates of one of the Largest Cities in the insane nation, Pyongsong. There would be no welcoming committee or flower girls, the Korean defenders had dug themselves into the city, it's mayor shouting propaganda that they would never surrender to the inferior fake Koreans. Now Yang would teach the foolish Korean mayor the error of his ways via heavy 2,000 pound shells of artillery.
"Bring up the First five Howitzers and Commence Box shell pattern fire near the eastern edge of the city for an hour then alternate to the western edge and center of the town."
"Yes sir."
In the Heavy field guns, strong men gripped the nearly two tonne shells and fitted them into the gun, ramming it in with the heavy stick and closing the breech off before fitting the string and pulling it, sending the shell screaming into two to buy some products, and blow up some buildings.

by **Western Pacific Territories** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:12 am

Guangzhou

Guangzhouese Republican Military
@GuangzhouRepOfficial

Negotiations have failed. China has announced a state of war against Guangzhou. Updates will soon follow. Those in military conscription, please contact your local recruitment center, where then you will be sent to your unit. As well, mobilization of reserves will be occurring. If you are a reservist, contact your local recruitment center as well and wait for further orders.

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12:31 pm - 8 January 17

Guangzhouese Republican Army Directive 36B - Mobilization of Forces

Last night at 11:38 PM China announced that it's embassy would be evacuating from our country and warned that a state of war would exist in 5 hours if military forces on the Guangzhouese side of the border did not leave and retreat further back. This request was, of course denied. Reservist and conscripted forces as well as full-time military personnel were immediately alerted. Border units were placed on maximum alertness and units near the border were rushed to it's defense. Fortification has begun. Chinese soldiers have been light in numbers and their forces are mostly shelling along the border. Military intelligence suggests that Chinese infantry units along the border are light in strength and immediately suggested a offensive into Chinese territory. This suggestion however was rejected due to a need for Guangzhou to portray itself as a victim on the international stage, but as well because our strength on the border is equally lacking and our supply chain is currently in havoc. Due to these conditions, a offensive is extremely unlikely to occur. Military forces are currently focused on fortification and re-enforcing the border. Air units are arriving in the area and will provide air support as soon as needed.

Yanqianzhan, Guangzhouese-Chinese Border Region

The entire valley was now fortified and being continuously reinforced. The supply chains were in havoc but were being sorted out as quickly as possible. Trenches in the lower areas were being hastily dug out and reinforced, expanded and provided with accommodations. Higher up in the valley, bunkers for artillery positions were being dug out whilst military survey units conducted a survey of the region for the purpose of being able to accurately aim artillery and mortars. Machine gun positions were being placed and the towns were fortresses. Further back, artillery was being placed and then firing across to the Chinese border. All the while, infantry began to arrive to man fortifications. The military forces here were prepared for combat, and their fortifications improved by the hour.

Suddenly, a scout reported Chinese infantry in the distance and reported via radio.

"I see a large Chinese infantry formation approaching the border from the other side. I believe it's a entire infantry company."

A artillery barrage began to blast away in the area as the Chinese troops approached. After several intense minutes, where much of the forward defenses were wrecked and battered, the barrage stopped as the Chinese infantry began to disperse and open fire. A firefight erupted as air support was called in.

"Air support units, I have a large Chinese artillery position firing on us north of here at ----------, they're pounding us with artillery non-stop. We have a company-sized formation of enemy infantry here as well, we should take care of them easily though."

The firefight continued for several minutes, before the distant sound of aircraft came into focus. The aircraft radioed in.

"Where is the location of the artillery position?"

"About two kilometers from here, bearing 45 degrees. Located near a village."

"Give me a second. Over... there, located. We will begin bombing. Out."

The aircraft zoomed over the soldiers as they approached their destination. Finding the battery, they then released their munitions on it, destroying the artillery guns and their crews. They pulled out, returning to base. In the meanwhile, the Chinese infantry, with their loss of soldiers and artillery, decided to pull back to a safer position.

by **Greater Liverpool** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:15 am

Iberia

London, United Kingdom-18th January 2017

Ambassador Michel De Zaraptaors

Michel's face turned slightly sour at Mr Johnson. He doesn't like it when people swear in his face during the middle of a conversation "Mr Johnson, the Iberian nation has no need for your airbases nor your military we are quite confident that we can defend our own land and territory, we have been doing it for nearly 40 years. We do hope to make better relations Mr Johnson with the British however we will not allow foreign military onto our land unless we need them to be there. The central Junta has assured everyone that Macau will be defended against the Chinese if they ever chose to attack."

Michel begins to become more calmer as he un-tenses and relaxes himself. "Mr Johnson, Iberia is happy to work with you in certain cases for example I will certainly tell my friends in Macau to increase support for you in Hong Kong. I would happily tell the central Junta to increase infrastructure between Macau and Hong Kong maybe a feat of civil engineering to show the world the power of Britain and Iberia united. But we will not give up control of Macau to you unless we get something in return and you of all people should know what I want and my Government. With regards to military presence I will talk to the Chief of staff to allow British. Only British troops onto Iberian territory. If you could do the same we would greatly apprentice that." Michel went back to his former self after things had gone quite.

"There is another thing that I wish to discuss with you. The Jimeraist party is looking to get better relations with other nations in the world for if you do not know technically the Party and the Junta are two different things and to be on the Junta one does not need to be part of the party and as such they wish to open a center here in your country, after some debate they have decided that they wish to set up a building in the Northern town of Liverpool. You have no objection to that?"

Jimeraist Party Broadcast

Good Evening people of Iberia. Hail Iberia, Hail Raúl.
This is Party Leader Ferdinand De Jimera
Live from our regional party headquarters in Barcelona, Catalonia.

I am speaking to you now because I wish to bring light to a situation going on in Brazil.
For those of you who do not know, as we speak the Brazilian government has begun a national purge of Integralists from the nation
These brave souls, the Integralists are standing up to the rich exploiters of Brazil who have plagued the nation and her people for many years
Now they want a strong Brazil, one which is not submitted to Capitalism but one in which the people achieve a common goal through order and strength.

They are much like our own people, they speak an Iberian language and to the party they are Iberians and they will be treated as such.
They are our people, our race just on another piece of land
Fighting for the same things our leader Raúl did.

As such, the Jimeraist party of Iberia fully backs the Integralists movement.
Any true Jimeraist should find himself in Brazil fighting for the common goal, one race, one god, one order.

Hail Iberia, Hail Raúl

*Broadcast ends*

by **Krugeristan** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:19 am

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:
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Damascus Airport, Damascus, Syria

May was taken aback, and said, "I was just greeting you! What are you a fucking poofter! Is that what this is? No straight man could resist a gorgeous, vibrant women like myself! I thought we were going on a couple's holiday together at a resort, what kind of holiday is this! You poff bastard!", she said as she slapped him in the face, and started crying in his arms.

It's going to be that kind of day, isn't it? "OK, look," Assad whispered, "we're going on holiday. I just prefer . . . slow-paced greetings, alright? I don't like being jumped on." He gently rubbed May's arm, feeling a little guilty that he made her cry. "We'll drive to the resort, and we'll talk, OK?" He began leading her to where he parked.

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:30 am

6:00 PM- 1 March 2017: São Paulo Airbase, São Paulo, Brazil

The 250 British peacekeepers were being sent in a chartered British Airway Airbus A380. They were armed, but mostly with tasers, pistols, and a few semi-and fully-automatic weapons. The peacekeepers were there to ensure that international law was respected and that the police did not continue their massacres of innocent civilians exercising their democratic right to protest.

Colonel Sir Stephen Lancaster CMG, MBE, PC, VC, had been through many wars in the past thirty years, his length of service to the various branches of the British military, mostly the RAF. But this was one of the few peacekeeping operations he had undertaken, and the first major one since Bosnia that the UK had deployed peacekeepers to in such numbers.

Brazil was an important trade partner, and despite the British government cutting off all ties and relations with Brazil, they still wanted to uphold international law and ensure that the police did not overstep their bounds once again.

As it was late, the Colonel decided that his men would sleep overnight on the plane, and that they would depart the plane sometime early in the morning for security reasons and would then patrol their designated areas.

He didn't want them to leave the plane at night because Brazil is a very dangerous place, and they could potentially get kidnapped or held hostage at night.

Despite this, the colonel and a few of his men would leave the plane to speak with the Brazilian officials that were there to greet them, and despite the frosty relations between the two nations, he hoped that this would mark the beginning of a new, better chapter in Anglo-Brazilian relations.

"We are now arriving in São Paulo. Please return to your seats, and fasten your seat belts. We should be landing in no time.", said the pilot as the plane began to descend into the Tarmac.

Within a few minutes, the plane had landed and was taxiing the runway, before arriving at a full stop.

The Colonel, the Ambassador to Brazil Sir Alexander Ellis CMG, and a few of the peacekeepers got out of their seats and walked down the steps of the aeroplane and onto the Tarmac to greet the ministers that were there to greet them.

"Olá, que honra é conhecê-los a todos. Espero que possamos melhorar as relações entre os nossos dois países e parar o derramamento de sangue desnecessário que tem acontecido nos últimos meses. Asseguro-lhes que nossos pacificadores respeitarão o direito brasileiro e internacional e não estarão inclinados a nenhum lado em particular. Eles estão aqui para ajudar e garantir que o processo democrático decorra sem problemas. Aguardo com expectativa o meu tempo no Brasil, e espero trabalhar com todos vocês.
", said Ambassador Ellis as he shook the hands of the ministers that were there to greet them.

"Sim, o que ele disse.", said a peacekeeper in Portuguese.

Then the Colonel said, "I hope you wouldn't mind if the men sleep over tonight, would you? It's getting dark and I would just feel better about them leaving at the crack of dawn. And maybe we could invite some reporters to come and witness the arrival of the peacekeepers in Brazil, eh?", said the Colonel in English.

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:08 pm

Krugeristan wrote:
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:
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Damascus Airport, Damascus, Syria

May was taken aback, and said, "I was just greeting you! What are you a fucking poofter! Is that what this is? No straight man could resist a gorgeous, vibrant women like myself! I thought we were going on a couple's holiday together at a resort, what kind of holiday is this! You poff bastard!", she said as she slapped him in the face, and started crying in his arms.

It's going to be that kind of day, isn't it? "OK, look," Assad whispered, "we're going on holiday. I just prefer . . . slow-paced greetings, alright? I don't like being jumped on." He gently rubbed May's arm, feeling a little guilty that he made her cry. "We'll drive to the resort, and we'll talk, OK?" He began leading her to where he parked.

"Okay bae, but I booked the resort and it is a nude couples resort, I find it to be quite freeing", she said as she got into the car.

"View from outside the resort."

3 Hours Later-

"Yay! We're here! Now do you want to go into the jacuzzi or to the nude beach first, love?", she said as she passionately kissed him.

"I am so glad that I'm here. I really just needed to find myself, to finger myself out, you know what I mean?", said May, as she held his baby-like hand.

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by **South Mauristan** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:49 pm

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:53 pm

by **Krugeristan** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:44 pm

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:
Krugeristan wrote:
It's going to be that kind of day, isn't it? "OK, look," Assad whispered, "we're going on holiday. I just prefer . . . slow-paced greetings, alright? I don't like being jumped on." He gently rubbed May's arm, feeling a little guilty that he made her cry. "We'll drive to the resort, and we'll talk, OK?" He began leading her to where he parked.

"Okay bae, but I booked the resort and it is a nude couples resort, I find it to be quite freeing", she said as she got into the car.

"View from outside the resort."

3 Hours Later-

"Yay! We're here! Now do you want to go into the jacuzzi or to the nude beach first, love?", she said as she passionately kissed him.

"I am so glad that I'm here. I really just needed to find myself, to finger myself out, you know what I mean?", said May, as she held his baby-like hand.

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Assad bit his tongue, irritated. "I'm not going to a 'nude beach'. They're not even legal here, or are you so closed-minded that you forgot that? You want to love me, you're going to have to respect a couple of my wishes as well. I'm not going to be just another number of yours, just another---" He tried thinking of an appropriate word. "I'm not just going to be a toy for you. Can we agree on that?"

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:52 pm

"Why of course, I will respect your wishes. That's what love is, caring about each other. I'm so lucky I have you Bash. Maybe we should go up to our room, and have some coffee?", said May as she winked and began to walk towards their room.

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