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[Gyrenaica]

I always knew BESB wanted Canadian Syrup to trump Krispy Kreme
*sniffle*
time to nuke the canadians!

The fuck?

You chose maple syrup over americas fatty food, donuts. You devil

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Were you ever involved with Britain in the past? And how many people do you have again?

Also here is my proposal for the seats:

Any nation with over 64 million people gets 100 seats, so the UK, India and Egypt each get 100 seats.

Then South Africa and Canada will each get 75 seats each, Australia will get 65 seats, New Zealand gets 25 seats, Jamaica gets 10 seats, etc.

Maybe alt historically, Hejaz is part of British empire after Britain takes more land from ottoman than in otl

K, sounds good!

[Newne Carriebean7]

I always knew BESB wanted Canadian Syrup to trump Krispy Kreme
*sniffle*
time to nuke the canadians!

The fuck?

Canada: Nice weather eh?
North Korea: F SCREW YOU CANADA YOU KILL SEALS!
*boom*

[British Empire Strikes Back]

The fuck?

You chose maple syrup over americas fatty food, donuts.

Thank you for translating the Carrieness.

Can you put donuts on pancakes?

Can you make candy out of donuts?

Can you make sugar out of donuts?

Do they have donut-flavored yogurt?

Do people drink donut water?

I THINK NOT!!! MAPLE SYRUP FTW!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

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[Gyrenaica]

The fuck?

Canada: Nice weather eh?
North Korea: F SCREW YOU CANADA YOU KILL SEALS!
*boom*

Everyone thinks Canada is sooo nice, but they're club poor, innocent seals.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Canada: Nice weather eh?
North Korea: F SCREW YOU CANADA YOU KILL SEALS!
*boom*

Everyone thinks Canada is sooo nice, but they're club poor, innocent seals.

I guess they're nasty motherfucking seal clubbers, eh? Jk, not many Canadians do that you know.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

The fuck?

Canada: Nice weather eh?
North Korea: F SCREW YOU CANADA YOU KILL SEALS!
*boom*

Do...

It...

Nuke Canada...

[Mifan]

[align=center]Nation Application

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NS Nation Name:Mifan
Nation Name:Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Head of State/Monarch/President (if both are the same fill out once):President Mamnoon Hussain
Head of Government/Prime Minister/Vice President(See above):Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif
Areas Claimed and Areas Controlled: Pakistan
Does your nation lean towards NATO, Russia/China, or unaligned:Russia/China
Flag (optional):
Population (optional):202 Million
Is your nation in any supranational organization (EU, ASEAN, Eurasian Union, etc):UN, Commonwealth, OIC, SCO
If you are a Commonwealth nation, would you be interested in increasing pan-Commonwealth ties:Sure, but not with India
Your nation's recent history (if different from real life): Same
A synopsis of your plan for your nation in this RP (totally optional): Destroy India (if possible), Take Kashmir
If you have not been in one of my RPs before, or I don't know you, please provide an RP sample:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=389863&start=25(Sorry, haven't been in any RP for a long time)
Bonus Line! Would you like to add anything?:Pinapples

[Greater Liverpool]

Also post to your response BESB

[British Empire Strikes Back]

She was very jet lagged, but despite this, she tried to look happy and energetic, as she prepared to settle down with her new bae. She came down the escalator at the airport, and saw little Bashar holding a cardboard sign with her name on it. She began to run down the escalator, but slipped and proceeded to fall down the flight of stairs/escalator. She fell on the concrete floor, and she screamed in pain.

She then fisted her self off, and started running towards Bashar again, when all of a sudden she was run over by an airport security golf cart. The golf cart kept going and she laid on the floor, bleeding and hurt.

She then fisted her self off

There is more where that came from, once they get to the beach, she is going to finger out all by herself what his plan really is.

[Gyrenaica]

You chose maple syrup over americas fatty food, donuts.

Thank you for translating the Carrieness.

Can you put donuts on pancakes?

Can you make candy out of donuts?

Can you make sugar out of donuts?

Do they have donut-flavored yogurt?

Do people drink donut water?

I THINK NOT!!! MAPLE SYRUP FTW!

1. Donut Pancake

2. *donut candy

3. Donuts is made of sugar and sugar is made of donuts. Kim Jong Un is black. Illuminati

4. donut flavored yogurt

5. you can use donuts to float on water though

[Monarchy of Japanada]

[align=center]Nation Application

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NS Nation Name:Mifan
Nation Name:Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Head of State/Monarch/President (if both are the same fill out once):President Mamnoon Hussain
Head of Government/Prime Minister/Vice President(See above):Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif
Areas Claimed and Areas Controlled: Pakistan
Does your nation lean towards NATO, Russia/China, or unaligned:Russia/China
Flag (optional):
Population (optional):202 Million
Is your nation in any supranational organization (EU, ASEAN, Eurasian Union, etc):UN, Commonwealth, OIC, SCO
If you are a Commonwealth nation, would you be interested in increasing pan-Commonwealth ties:Sure, but not with India
Your nation's recent history (if different from real life): Same
A synopsis of your plan for your nation in this RP (totally optional): Destroy India (if possible), Take Kashmir
If you have not been in one of my RPs before, or I don't know you, please provide an RP sample:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=389863&start=25(Sorry, haven't been in any RP for a long time)
Bonus Line! Would you like to add anything?:Pinapples

Pakistan has 20 mil less people.

[Newne Carriebean7]

You chose maple syrup over americas fatty food, donuts.

Thank you for translating the Carrieness.

Can you put donuts on pancakes?

Can you make candy out of donuts?

Can you make sugar out of donuts?

Do they have donut-flavored yogurt?

Do people drink donut water?

I THINK NOT!!! MAPLE SYRUP FTW!

1. yes, they're called Donutcakes
2. yes, I've eaten donut flavored candy before, tastes terrible.
3. yes, it's called DIABETES
4. Yes,https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj6LCcCUoAI-GUq.jpg
5.Yes, it's called glazed sugar water and canola oil along with all the donut ingredients watered down.

Canada: Nice weather eh?
North Korea: F SCREW YOU CANADA YOU KILL SEALS!
*boom*

Do...

It...

Nuke Canada...

Give me a small loan of some rocket engines, a lifetime supply of Tim Hortons Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a bit of Vito's meatballs and Pasta and you've got yourself a deal, and one nuked and radiated friendly nation that'll go, "oh, we've been nuked by the north koreans eh, they're such lovely people eh."

[British Empire Strikes Back]

[align=center]Nation Application

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NS Nation Name:Mifan
Nation Name:Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Head of State/Monarch/President (if both are the same fill out once):President Mamnoon Hussain
Head of Government/Prime Minister/Vice President(See above):Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif
Areas Claimed and Areas Controlled: Pakistan
Does your nation lean towards NATO, Russia/China, or unaligned:Russia/China
Flag (optional):
Population (optional):202 Million
Is your nation in any supranational organization (EU, ASEAN, Eurasian Union, etc):UN, Commonwealth, OIC, SCO
If you are a Commonwealth nation, would you be interested in increasing pan-Commonwealth ties:Sure, but not with India
Your nation's recent history (if different from real life): Same
A synopsis of your plan for your nation in this RP (totally optional): Destroy India (if possible), Take Kashmir
If you have not been in one of my RPs before, or I don't know you, please provide an RP sample:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=389863&start=25(Sorry, haven't been in any RP for a long time)
Bonus Line! Would you like to add anything?:Pinapples

Accepted! Welcome to the RP!

Because India is joining the Commonwealth Union, I guess you may be ostracized from the Commonwealth for attacking them. But oh well, you want Kashmir.

Time for imperial propaganda!

[Monarchy of Japanada]

Thank you for translating the Carrieness.

Can you put donuts on pancakes?

Can you make candy out of donuts?

Can you make sugar out of donuts?

Do they have donut-flavored yogurt?

Do people drink donut water?

I THINK NOT!!! MAPLE SYRUP FTW!

1. Donut Pancake

2. *donut candy

3. Donuts is made of sugar and sugar is made of donuts. Kim Jong Un is black. Illuminati

4. donut flavored yogurt

5. you can use donuts to float on water though

1. Thats just a donut shaped pancake with sprinkles on et.

2. Thats just candy with a hole in the middle.

3. Its still not made of donut.

4. The yogurt says plain...

5. ..

[Mifan]

[align=center]Nation Application

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NS Nation Name:Mifan
Nation Name:Islamic Republic of Pakistan
Head of State/Monarch/President (if both are the same fill out once):President Mamnoon Hussain
Head of Government/Prime Minister/Vice President(See above):Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif
Areas Claimed and Areas Controlled: Pakistan
Does your nation lean towards NATO, Russia/China, or unaligned:Russia/China
Flag (optional):
Population (optional):202 Million
Is your nation in any supranational organization (EU, ASEAN, Eurasian Union, etc):UN, Commonwealth, OIC, SCO
If you are a Commonwealth nation, would you be interested in increasing pan-Commonwealth ties:Sure, but not with India
Your nation's recent history (if different from real life): Same
A synopsis of your plan for your nation in this RP (totally optional): Destroy India (if possible), Take Kashmir
If you have not been in one of my RPs before, or I don't know you, please provide an RP sample:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=389863&start=25(Sorry, haven't been in any RP for a long time)
Bonus Line! Would you like to add anything?:Pinapples

Accepted! Welcome to the RP!

Because India is joining the Commonwealth Union, I guess you may be ostracized from the Commonwealth for attacking them. But oh well, you want Kashmir.

Time for imperial propaganda!

Yay! Besides, we've been kicked out twice already from the Commonwealth. At this point, I don't think Pakistan cares about how the Commonwealth feels about them.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Thank you for translating the Carrieness.

Can you put donuts on pancakes?

Can you make candy out of donuts?

Can you make sugar out of donuts?

Do they have donut-flavored yogurt?

Do people drink donut water?

I THINK NOT!!! MAPLE SYRUP FTW!

1. Donut Pancake

2. *donut candy

3. Donuts is made of sugar and sugar is made of donuts. Kim Jong Un is black. Illuminati

4. donut flavored yogurt

5. you can use donuts to float on water though

1- Mind blown, I have to pin that and make those sometime.

2- That just looks like candy with a whole in it, like little Lifesavers or Polo mints.

3- Why don't they sell donut water at Whole Foods, and does that explain Kim's haircut.

4- That's a yogurt donut recipe, ew. Sacrilege to donuts, I say!

5- A donuts might save your life one day!

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Thank you for translating the Carrieness.

Can you put donuts on pancakes?

Can you make candy out of donuts?

Can you make sugar out of donuts?

Do they have donut-flavored yogurt?

Do people drink donut water?

I THINK NOT!!! MAPLE SYRUP FTW!

1. yes, they're called Donutcakes
2. yes, I've eaten donut flavored candy before, tastes terrible.
3. yes, it's called DIABETES
4. Yes,https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj6LCcCUoAI-GUq.jpg
5.Yes, it's called glazed sugar water and canola oil along with all the donut ingredients watered down.

Do...

It...

Nuke Canada...

Give me a small loan of some rocket engines, a lifetime supply of Tim Hortons Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a bit of Vito's meatballs and Pasta and you've got yourself a deal, and one nuked and radiated friendly nation that'll go, "oh, we've been nuked by the north koreans eh, they're such lovely people eh."

1- Never heard of it before, but I never heard of Navajo Tacos before you told me about them so...

2- So it exists, but there is no photographic evidence of it. IS DONUT CANDY THE BIGFOOT OF CONFECTIONERY?!?

3- It is the number one brand of sugar in Murica.

4- Wow, they really do have doughnut yogurt! They need to sell it here!

5- But what happens if you put a doughnut in a juicer?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Accepted! Welcome to the RP!

Because India is joining the Commonwealth Union, I guess you may be ostracized from the Commonwealth for attacking them. But oh well, you want Kashmir.

Time for imperial propaganda!

Yay! Besides, we've been kicked out twice already from the Commonwealth. At this point, I don't think Pakistan cares about how the Commonwealth feels about them.

The feeling is mutual, Britain's former son!

Perhaps one day you will join the Commonwealth Union because India will swallow you up?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Canada, maybe you should have British and Indian nukes in your country instead of Trump/Pence's nukes?

[South Mauristan]

Nation Application

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NS Nation Name: South Mauristan
Nation Name: The Commonwealth of Australia
Head of State/Monarch/President: Queen Elizabeth II
Head of Government/Prime Minister/Vice President: Malcolm Turnbull
Areas Claimed and Areas Controlled: Australia and Australian Antarctic Territory
Does your nation lean towards NATO, Russia/China, or unaligned: NATO
Flag:

Population: 24,323,000
Is your nation in any supranational organisation: Commonwealth Union
If you are a Commonwealth nation, would you be interested in increasing pan-Commonwealth ties: Yes
A synopsis of your plan for your nation in this RP: Maintain peace, democracy and equality across the globe and utter crush anyone who challenges the morals and values of Australia.
Bonus Line! Would you like to add anything?: Mess with aussies, get banged fam.

[Mifan]

Yay! Besides, we've been kicked out twice already from the Commonwealth. At this point, I don't think Pakistan cares about how the Commonwealth feels about them.

The feeling is mutual, Britain's former son!

Perhaps one day you will join the Commonwealth Union because India will swallow you up?

Ha! Only in their wildest dreams!

[Monarchy of Japanada]

Canada, maybe you should have British and Indian nukes in your country instead of Trump/Pence's nukes?

NO NUKES! The U.S doesn't even have nukes in Canada.

[South Mauristan]

Canada, maybe you should have British and Indian nukes in your country instead of Trump/Pence's nukes?

NO NUKES! The U.S doesn't even have nukes in Canada.

Yet but the US does test nukes and stuff in Canada