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[British Empire Strikes Back]

Okay and that is the peace deal with the CU done

Great!

Now we just have to wait on France.

[Castain]

Military Aggresion, attempting to occupy the northernmost settlements of SK, in a quest to reunify the peninsula

You could make a post responding to the shit going down in Japan or the PR Chinese-South Chinese war while you wait for Carrie?

Yeah, maybe

[Greater Liverpool]

Well you could peace out and leave France it is up to you

And we'll I was planning on it that is why I am supporting Fascist brazil

I would like to but they are a good ally, so I will just wait a little bit.

Ah, I see. I see the Iberians and their former colonies having a union, the French and some of their former colonies having a union, as the other two pillars of post-colonial unity in this RP. Maybe the Netherlands could do the same with Indonesia and Suriname.

Also, why don't you do something about East Timor?

Well to honest my country is fully mobalized so I have a lot of troops coming to the war and to be honest I don't want this to be prolonged anymore

[Greater Slavic Union]

So, what if I start to """""RP""""" here?

I mean, I start to take decisions which the OP may talk about in the IC, if it is up to the OP to direct NPC's?

And... who wants to have good relations with us, the 60-million people, economic powerhouse, Ukrainian Empire?

[Nancivania]

So, what if I start to """""RP""""" here?

I mean, I start to take decisions which the OP may talk about in the IC, if it is up to the OP to direct NPC's?

And... who wants to have good relations with us, the 60-million people, economic powerhouse, Ukrainian Empire?

Can I sell Shi*y clothes and other products there cuz if so...

ABSOLUTELY!

[Greater Slavic Union]

So, what if I start to """""RP""""" here?

I mean, I start to take decisions which the OP may talk about in the IC, if it is up to the OP to direct NPC's?

And... who wants to have good relations with us, the 60-million people, economic powerhouse, Ukrainian Empire?

Can I sell Shi*y clothes and other products there cuz if so...

ABSOLUTELY!

Country?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

I would like to but they are a good ally, so I will just wait a little bit.

Ah, I see. I see the Iberians and their former colonies having a union, the French and some of their former colonies having a union, as the other two pillars of post-colonial unity in this RP. Maybe the Netherlands could do the same with Indonesia and Suriname.

Also, why don't you do something about East Timor?

Well to honest my country is fully mobalized so I have a lot of troops coming to the war and to be honest I don't want this to be prolonged anymore

I don't want this to be prolonged anymore either, because I have other things for my military to do.

*cough*The Maldives*cough*

[British Empire Strikes Back]

So, what if I start to """""RP""""" here?

I mean, I start to take decisions which the OP may talk about in the IC, if it is up to the OP to direct NPC's?

And... who wants to have good relations with us, the 60-million people, economic powerhouse, Ukrainian Empire?

Can I sell Shi*y clothes and other products there cuz if so...

ABSOLUTELY!

Read your TG...

Oooh! We want your shitty clothes and cheap spices too!

*shoots cheap t shirts from t-shirt cannon*

[The Tricolour]

About the Iberian war, I would like some land do, preferably Catalonia. But it doesn't matter what, I want at least some territorial gains.

Also, I feel like the whole "bombing French roads" and stuff is a little bit too over the edge. Can you take at least some of the god-moddy parts out of your posts, Greater Liverpool?

Also, I would like a 5-10 year truce.

If those three conditions are met, then I'm willing to peace.

[Newne Carriebean7]

I've lost my train of thought after two bottles of coke and a day from writing my post...
all I remember is something about egypt...

[Castain]

I've lost my train of thought after two bottles of coke and a day from writing my post...
all I remember is something about egypt...

Kim visited Cairo and is about to be arrested.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

I've lost my train of thought after two bottles of coke and a day from writing my post...
all I remember is something about egypt...

The helicopter was flying over Egypt, Kimmy wanted to see the pyramids, but Theresa realized that they shouldn't go there because Egypt is in the CU and they would turn them in, so the helicopter is en route to Sweden instead and May danced with Vito, molested some lambs with mint jelly and the gassy guy, and groped Kimmy while the Cockney pilot yelled at them all.

[Greater Liverpool]

About the Iberian war, I would like some land do, preferably Catalonia. But it doesn't matter what, I want at least some territorial gains.

Also, I feel like the whole "bombing French roads" and stuff is a little bit too over the edge. Can you take at least some of the god-moddy parts out of your posts, Greater Liverpool?

Also, I would like a 5-10 year truce.

If those three conditions are met, then I'm willing to peace.

I am sorry I am not giving such a large portion of land and don't worry I will fix my posts and yeah we will have a truce

[British Empire Strikes Back]

About the Iberian war, I would like some land do, preferably Catalonia. But it doesn't matter what, I want at least some territorial gains.

Also, I feel like the whole "bombing French roads" and stuff is a little bit too over the edge. Can you take at least some of the god-moddy parts out of your posts, Greater Liverpool?

Also, I would like a 5-10 year truce.

If those three conditions are met, then I'm willing to peace.

I agree with this stuff as well.

Should we all do a meeting in New York or Switzerland about this?

[Newne Carriebean7]

I've lost my train of thought after two bottles of coke and a day from writing my post...
all I remember is something about egypt...

The helicopter was flying over Egypt, Kimmy wanted to see the pyramids, but Theresa realized that they shouldn't go there because Egypt is in the CU and they would turn them in, so the helicopter is en route to Sweden instead and May danced with Vito, molested some lambs with mint jelly and the gassy guy, and groped Kimmy while the Cockney pilot yelled at them all.

So should I have the CHAPPA *insert italian schwartzenager impression* land near stockholm or have it crash near Cyprus because the plane is out of fuel, or we could have Vito fart and fuel up the plane...

[British Empire Strikes Back]

About the Iberian war, I would like some land do, preferably Catalonia. But it doesn't matter what, I want at least some territorial gains.

Also, I feel like the whole "bombing French roads" and stuff is a little bit too over the edge. Can you take at least some of the god-moddy parts out of your posts, Greater Liverpool?

Also, I would like a 5-10 year truce.

If those three conditions are met, then I'm willing to peace.

I am sorry I am not giving such a large portion of land and don't worry I will fix my posts and yeah we will have a truce

How about you both jointly administer the Basque Country or Catalonia?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

The helicopter was flying over Egypt, Kimmy wanted to see the pyramids, but Theresa realized that they shouldn't go there because Egypt is in the CU and they would turn them in, so the helicopter is en route to Sweden instead and May danced with Vito, molested some lambs with mint jelly and the gassy guy, and groped Kimmy while the Cockney pilot yelled at them all.

So should I have the CHAPPA *insert italian schwartzenager impression* land near stockholm or have it crash near Cyprus because the plane is out of fuel, or we could have Vito fart and fuel up the plane...

Last option ftw!

[Newne Carriebean7]

So should I have the CHAPPA *insert italian schwartzenager impression* land near stockholm or have it crash near Cyprus because the plane is out of fuel, or we could have Vito fart and fuel up the plane...

Last option ftw!

*feeds beans to vito*
time to FUEL UP DA CHAPPA *ERALGRARALRGDA*

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Last option ftw!

*feeds beans to vito*
time to FUEL UP DA CHAPPA *ERALGRARALRGDA*

And at that moment May will propose to him.

[Newne Carriebean7]

*feeds beans to vito*
time to FUEL UP DA CHAPPA *ERALGRARALRGDA*

And at that moment May will propose to him.

0_0...
um....
kim jong un's married already!
*tosses May out of helicopter*

[Greater Liverpool]

I am sorry I am not giving such a large portion of land and don't worry I will fix my posts and yeah we will have a truce

How about you both jointly administer the Basque Country or Catalonia?

I am sorry I can't agree with these terms France should not be gaining any land really because they do not really have a reason do so. Do remember you guys are liberal democracies you can't take large land masses it doesn't make sense. This is modern day not Victorian times

[British Empire Strikes Back]

How about you both jointly administer the Basque Country or Catalonia?

I am sorry I can't agree with these terms France should not be gaining any land really because they do not really have a reason do so. Do remember you guys are liberal democracies you can't take large land masses it doesn't make sense. This is modern day not Victorian times

What about if they gain the farthest northwest province in pink, and they can pay you for it?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

And at that moment May will propose to him.

0_0...
um....
kim jong un's married already!
*tosses May out of helicopter*

She is much better looking than his wife! Or he could become a polygamist and become FLDS?

Or she could marry Vito?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Also Kruger, did the Americans kill Assad yet, did the Australian evacuate Assad, or is he just hiding out in Syria for no reason?

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Liverpudlian, should we have a meeting to end the war or just end it already?