Humanity Reborn {OOC|CLOSED}

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

So, uh, yeah...

You know all that arguing we just had about Kincaid?

I think I solved it.

[Luminesa]

So, uh, yeah...

You know all that arguing we just had about Kincaid?

I think I solved it.

THANK YOU. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[Granis]

So yeah, I was just wondering, is there any way I can squeeze Leo in? Because I do really kind of want to have a Sky Ring character, and it would be a nice way to give Jeremy more character development later on.

Also, if not with Drex, could his attachment perhaps exist with one of the other Sky Ring characters instead?

[Charlia]

I can't breathe...

[Charlia]

*kicks severed heads around*

[Faal Lot Himdah]

*kicks severed heads around*

And that was how football / soccer was created.

[Charlia]

*kicks severed heads around*

And that was how football / soccer was created.

Football. It's definitely football. I'm an American and I understand that. I don't see why the rest of the country doesn't.


JUST CALL THEM FOOTBALL AND HANDEGG, THAT WAY IT ACTUALLY MAKES SOME FREAKING SENSE.


*cough* In other news, I'm seriously bored.

[Luminesa]

I need something to do before I explode.

[Charlia]

I need something to do before I explode.

You could always respond to Shilo.

[Luminesa]

I need something to do before I explode.

You could always respond to Shilo.

Thank ya, I will do that.

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

And that was how football / soccer was created.

Football. It's definitely football. I'm an American and I understand that. I don't see why the rest of the country doesn't.


JUST CALL THEM FOOTBALL AND HANDEGG, THAT WAY IT ACTUALLY MAKES SOME FREAKING SENSE.


*cough* In other news, I'm seriously bored.

If you want to blame someone for us calling it soccer, blame they British. Those asshats told us it was soccer and came up with the name.

[Charlia]

Football. It's definitely football. I'm an American and I understand that. I don't see why the rest of the country doesn't.


JUST CALL THEM FOOTBALL AND HANDEGG, THAT WAY IT ACTUALLY MAKES SOME FREAKING SENSE.


*cough* In other news, I'm seriously bored.

If you want to blame someone for us calling it soccer, blame they British. Those asshats told us it was soccer and came up with the name.

They did what?!

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

If you want to blame someone for us calling it soccer, blame they British. Those asshats told us it was soccer and came up with the name.

They did what?!

Yup. Some really aristocratic, socialite group of Brits was like 'Uh hun hun, no, no, no, 'football' is for plebeians. We patricians play 'soccer', and you, you stupid Americans, are not cool unless you play soccer too! Uh hun hun hun!'

So we started playing soccer.

[Faal Lot Himdah]

If you want to blame someone for us calling it soccer, blame they British. Those asshats told us it was soccer and came up with the name.

They did what?!

Soccer comes from British slang. It comes from the abbreviation for Association, referring to the Association Football, and the suffix er.

And so came Soccer

[Charlia]

...

Time to colonize Great Britain.


And by 'colonize', I mean 'kill pretty much everyone, and put some Americans in with the ones we like'.

[Faal Lot Himdah]

...

Time to colonize Great Britain.


And by 'colonize', I mean 'kill pretty much everyone, and put some Americans in with the ones we like'.

...

Whoa, calm down Charlia.... You are starting to seem British Imperial

[Charlia]

...

Time to colonize Great Britain.


And by 'colonize', I mean 'kill pretty much everyone, and put some Americans in with the ones we like'.

...

Whoa, calm down Charlia.... You are starting to seem British Imperial

The world shall be subjugated. All shall hail the Holy Britannian Empire.

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

...

Time to colonize Great Britain.


And by 'colonize', I mean 'kill pretty much everyone, and put some Americans in with the ones we like'.

...

Whoa, calm down Charlia.... You are starting to seem British Imperial

Why are you complaining? Canadians will of course be welcome in the new colony of Greatest American Britain, so it's not like you're gonna be affected negatively.

Oh, and Charli told me to wait for you to post before making a post for Alys... So I am bored and sad.

[Faal Lot Himdah]

...

Whoa, calm down Charlia.... You are starting to seem British Imperial

The world shall be subjugated. All shall hail the Holy Britannian Empire.

....

It's no Holy... Nor is it Britannian....

Its just the British Empire. Or Britannia if you want to be fancy

...

Whoa, calm down Charlia.... You are starting to seem British Imperial

Why are you complaining? Canadians will of course be welcome in the new colony of Greatest American Britain, so it's not like you're gonna be affected negatively.

Oh, and Charli told me to wait for you to post before making a post for Alys... So I am bored and sad.

Seriously you two, calm down on the Imperialism, or else I'm going to reach deep into my roots, and go all Roman on you.

[Charlia]

The world shall be subjugated. All shall hail the Holy Britannian Empire.

....

It's no Holy... Nor is it Britannian....

Its just the British Empire. Or Britannia if you want to be fancy

Why are you complaining? Canadians will of course be welcome in the new colony of Greatest American Britain, so it's not like you're gonna be affected negatively.

Oh, and Charli told me to wait for you to post before making a post for Alys... So I am bored and sad.

Seriously you two, calm down on the Imperialism, or else I'm going to reach deep into my roots, and go all Roman on you.

*shrug* Either way, post please.

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

The world shall be subjugated. All shall hail the Holy Britannian Empire.

....

It's no Holy... Nor is it Britannian....

Its just the British Empire. Or Britannia if you want to be fancy

Why are you complaining? Canadians will of course be welcome in the new colony of Greatest American Britain, so it's not like you're gonna be affected negatively.

Oh, and Charli told me to wait for you to post before making a post for Alys... So I am bored and sad.

Seriously you two, calm down on the Imperialism, or else I'm going to reach deep into my roots, and go all Roman on you.

And I'll reach down into my Frankish roots and go all Charlemagne on yo' pagan ass.

Now then! To begin the rise of the American Empire! First, annex Mexico and finally incorporate out puppet state Canada.

[Faal Lot Himdah]

....

It's no Holy... Nor is it Britannian....

Its just the British Empire. Or Britannia if you want to be fancy



Seriously you two, calm down on the Imperialism, or else I'm going to reach deep into my roots, and go all Roman on you.

And I'll reach down into my Frankish roots and go all Charlemagne on yo' pagan ass.

Now then! To begin the rise of the American Empire! First, annex Mexico and finally incorporate out puppet state Canada.

Hah. I laugh. Just because I'm pulling out my Roman roots doesn't make them Pagan. Though, when Rome was still pagan was when they were at their best. Pagan Rome is best Rome.

And bring it. Canada ain't no puppet. Do you really want to take on the entire Commonwealth of Nations plus allies?

[Free Empire of the Low Isles]

And I'll reach down into my Frankish roots and go all Charlemagne on yo' pagan ass.

Now then! To begin the rise of the American Empire! First, annex Mexico and finally incorporate out puppet state Canada.

Hah. I laugh. Just because I'm pulling out my Roman roots doesn't make them Pagan. Though, when Rome was still pagan was when they were at their best. Pagan Rome is best Rome.

And bring it. Canada ain't no puppet. Do you really want to take on the entire Commonwealth of Nations plus allies?

... Do you really think NATO would join Britain over the US?

Of course, theoretically thinking, NATO would join the UK because reasons, but they would be at a severe disadvantage because a. US would have mobilized and prepared being the one that's going to attack and b. being the one that has taken the most active role in the war on terror for years, and c. the US has military bases all over the world that it can coordinate attacks out of if it ever did need to do so. And d. if the administration is smart, they would organize a straight AMEC (American Military and Economic Commonwealth) with the nations of Central and South America before attacking Canada.

Using NATO and the default military attack dog of the UN position, the US has accidentally (Or purposefully) put itself in the most effective place for a possible world conquest.

Realistically thinking, if this did happen, this would only end in the end of civilization as we know it.

[Charlia]

And I'll reach down into my Frankish roots and go all Charlemagne on yo' pagan ass.

Now then! To begin the rise of the American Empire! First, annex Mexico and finally incorporate out puppet state Canada.

Hah. I laugh. Just because I'm pulling out my Roman roots doesn't make them Pagan. Though, when Rome was still pagan was when they were at their best. Pagan Rome is best Rome.

And bring it. Canada ain't no puppet. Do you really want to take on the entire Commonwealth of Nations plus allies?

And posting Merlin is best Merlin.

[Charlia]

Hey Merlin, found something you might like.

'The Italian military style is asking Germany for help. The French is surrendering until someone bails them out. The British is asking America for help. The American is launching a full invasion force for any reason what-so-ever. And Canadians snipe their enemy and say sorry afterwards.'